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/Britfeel/ why do i need to make the fucking thread its nearly fucking 10 o'clock edition
>Tfw failed again
>Tfw gonna die a virgin
I want to kill myself so bad.
Post waifus in /a/
>applying for a job
>all going great
>weaving whimsical yarns to surprise and delight them
>suddenly the whole 'equality' page
>have to put down that i'm a white cis male
>know that I now have no chance of getting it
I have never got a job where they have an equality page, but I have had several without them. I think I am being discriminated against.
How exactly do I go about talking to my GP about mental health? Just book an appointment and turn up saying "I'm fucked in the head, doc."?
>>26668119
>weaving whimsical yarns to surprise and delight them
Straight into the bin. Applications aren't to get a feel of your personality, that's the point of the face-to-face interview.
>disabling facebook wall posts on your birthday so you don't have to explain why you have none
>>26668122
>'What can I do for you today?'
>'I'm feeling really down'
That's all it takes. Remember to turn down his 10 recommendations for anti-depressents.
>>26668158
total opposite happened to me
he was literally like
"oh well why don't you try going for a walk"
>>26668122
I booked an appointment with my doctor and the first thing I said to him when I sat down was
>"I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill myself either this week or next week"
Just tell them the truth, lying to a doctor is just silly.
>>26668135
I know, I am late 20s and have had a fair few jobs. I stand by the equality pages always fucking me over though.
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>>26668122
I walked in and said I felt hollow inside, but not sad. He sent me to a psychiatrist and they told me I have schizoid traits. Waiting on a full analysis now, but I don't like talking on the phone, so I'm waiting for them to contact me like they said they would.
>>26668191
>lying to a doctor is just silly.
But that's what you did. All this 'I'm totally going to kill myself tomorrow/next week' is a load of bullshit.
>>26668156
>using facebook
I know britfeel is the most normie section of this board but god damn
>>26668216
I went as far as selling all my things and writing individual suicide notes to those closest to me so I'd say I was at least half way there senpai.
>>26668252
Yet the doctor throwing some fluoxetine your way and a counsellor appointment changed it all?
>>26668270
No, having all of my money taken from me by my parents and being constantly watched is what kept me alive.
I'm now saving up to go somewhere and kill myself. I don't want to die in this country, it disgusts me.
I never said anything changed.
>>26668097
I hate most anime though, I've watched all the good ones
So I'm posting my waifu in /shitfeel/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDtylU8ZEA
>tfw no welsh bird to make a man out of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EErfTqtnEhw
What you lads listening to/watching/playing/reading/
Also, any you lads leaving the house?
Gonna visit my parents today I think, get some home made food and a beer with my dad.
>>26668311
Do your parents not work? That would give you a massive chunk of the day to yourself.
>I don't want to die in this country, it disgusts me.
Sounds like one of the countless excuses someone who is totally gonna kill themselves say senpai.
>>26668360
watching Sips play through Cities: Skylines
comfy as
>>26668386
know what would be comfier.
Playing Cities: SKylines yourself.
>>26668386
Sips is pretty /comfy/teir
>>26668369
>not wanting to die in a nice climate with a nice view
Sorry but I think I'll hold off suicide until I can get to a place that isn't surrounded by pakis, grey skies and Greggs stores.
I'm superstitious so I'd like to believe there's at least something after death. If that "something" involves being near the place of death then I'm not taking any chances.
>>26668360
gotta go down and sort out my neetbux
suppose to be through and get paid but they're useless and it didn't go through
i'm watching anime, jormungand.sofarit'skindoflikebaccano
spilt_drink_on_my_keyboard_after_typing_jormungang_so_had_to_swap_to_keyboard_which_is_fucked(from+spilling+drink+too)_and_the_space_key_on_it_doesnt_work
>>26668440
>gotta go down and sort out my neetbux
Wat. All neetbux should be able to get fixed over the internet/phone. What kind is it exactly?
>>26668122
>"So you're depressed?"
>"Fill out this questionnaire to confirm you are depressed."
>"Can't you tell I'm not a counsellor? Lol,"
>"Would you like citalopram/setraline/venlafaxine/fluoxitine to fuck up your dick? Or you can take that one pill that makes you fat."
>"I can put you on the waiting list for an assessment, don't expect any contact from me for a few months/years and some nurse will ask you the same questions."
>"You seem sad, go for a walk and be with your friends."
NHS are shit with mental health unless you have something they can drug you for.
>>26668191
Yeah, I just hope I'm not ignored because I'm not really super suicidal or anything, like I hate life at the minute but I kinda like living. I just feel so tired and exhausted all the time, I've lost interest in stuff I used to like and I've not really had contact with people in about 2 months. I know what I have to do to turn shit around too and make myself 'happy', but at the same time I feel kinda stuck and unable to move forward. I've been at odds with my family for the past month too, which is kinda acting as a feedback loop I suppose. Not to mention shit like my terrible sleeping and eating, but I'm not sure if that's a symptom or a cause.
I guess I'll find out if something's wrong with me when I get there.
>>26668482
>I kinda like living
>I've lost interest in stuff I used to like
>2 months.
Counsellors were made for normie issues like this. Just say you don't want any pills and you should be lined up with one.
>>26668428
>stores
Undercover yank detected.
>Using the paki meme
>Using the Grey sky meme
>Greggs 'stores'
Greggs is a bakery you fucking cretin
>>26668569
>actually calling Greggs a bakery
That's what they want you to do. Like McDonalds calling themselves a fucking restaurant.
Both are technically those things but they're walking along a very thin line. Everything is just shovelled into an oven to warm it up, nothing is actually made at those places. You could train a chimp to do both jobs.
Therefore, I'm not calling it a bakery.
>>26668428
It doesn't cost enough that you need to save up for a trip in the UK where there's no paki's and greggs. Get to it.
>>26668602
>calling it a store
mate, shop aye... or you know, just fucking Greggs.
What next, spoons is a BAR, it's a pub mate.
>>26668614
I sincerely apologise for triggering your autism. I'll use "shop" next time you fucking fanny.
Too early in the day to be interacting with you.
You can have the last word if you want and an extra (You)
>>26668033
Is it possible to be addicted to weed? Because I think I am. :/
>>26668684
if you mean physically, then no, if you mentally as in you want to smoke again and crave it, then yes
if you smoke joints with tobacco, there is a good chance of you becoming addicted to nicotine and misinterpreting your craving for weed as a craving for nicotine
>>26668700
\I pick up an ounce every month and smoke blunts/pipes/vape (gay)/ bongs so i never use any baccy but this month I had to pick up another ounce because I ran out and I really wanted to smoke to relax after a 13 hour shift. How can I stop?
>>26668033
Britfeel, what the fuck do I do?
I'm a virgin (obviously). What happens if I ever miraculously manage to find myself a gf? She's going to realise I'm terrible in bed and completely inexperienced and leave me in a flash. On top of that I have crippling social anxiety and intimacy fears, how the fuck am I even going to stay hard even the situation does arrive?
The fuck do I do?!inb4 hookers
>format and reinstall windows last night
>put in driver disk
>get error that a lot of people using WINDOWS 10 seen to be having
>Can't install network driver
>can't use Internet
>on my phone
Fuck sakes lads. I'm lost.
Gonna go to my mums in a bit and hopefully her laptop works so I can download it on there. If not I'm fucked.
>>26668684
Yes. Don't listen to what the degenerates say when they say it isn't. Your body wont get physically addicted but you can get addicted to the feeling of being high.
>It's not addictive! I should know, I've been smoking it for 15 years!
>>26668743
>inb4 hookers
Then you don't deserve help because that's the answer if you're so bothered about your performance. There isn't some magical trick to be good at sex if you've never done it before.
I'd personally recommend Prague. The ugliest women are like fucking 8/10 and you can get good, clean hookers in a brothel for about 30-40 quid for half an hour or 50-60 quid for an hour. Obviously prices depend on where you are going but that's about the average.
They don't give a shit, they're paid to fuck strangers. Just say that you're very nervous and that it's your first time. You could get a hooker in the UK but I've seen the prices of escorts and they're a small fortune, it's not worth it desu.
>>26668879
150 an hour for a good hooker is not "a small fortune" and at least they'd understand your language properly
>>26668932
And consider the money you'd save on flights and accomodation
>>26668602
Most bakeries are just warming shit up that was made in factories
Doing it by hand is economically nonviable.
>>26668962
And you get to look at reviews beforehand
>repeatedly called secondary school highscool in front of psychiatrist
>has no idea what I'm on about
the internet did this to me
>>26669005
Well, this is bullshit, because my High school literally had the words "High School" in the title and I went there 20 years ago
>>26669027
he was some 60 yo black dude so that might be it, I don't know. I died a little inside when he had to stop me mid tangent.
>>26669039
probably just regional variation, i wouldn't worry about it if i were you lad
>>26669027
Yeah well my school had "Maths and Computing college" in it's name and it didn't even have a sixth form. It was just a secondary school.
>>26668743
I've had sex with a bunch of women and still don't really know if I'm any good. Real life isn't like porn where you have to shag in 17 different positions while she screams the house down. Put benis in vagina and go in and out.
Have a wank beforehand if you're worried about jizzing too soon, but don't kid yourself into thinking that your imaginary future gf will be expecting you to be a sex god, it's unnecessary pressure lad.
>>26669119
>Have a wank beforehand if you're worried about jizzing too soon
Unless your recovery period is long, then this is the worst idea ever
>>26668754
You can download it on your phone lad
>>26669135
I didn't mean right before, more like a couple of hours before. Just so he's going in excited, but not too excited.
>>26669119
>>26669197
I feel you, and appreciate your advice, but I'm one of those people who can regain sensitivity quickish but my load the second time round would be pathetic and disappointing
>>26669226
No one gives a fuck about your loads. Porn in't real life
>>26669113
Mine had that too. It did have a sixthform thoughUlvo massive
>>26668252
>selling all my things
Why? Money is no good when you're dead.
>at work
>co-worker goes to adjust her shirt at the bottom
>"Christ, I thought you were going to flash me then."
>"I will if you want ;)"
>I instantly spaghetti
>"I think I'll give that one a miss, thanks."
>Walk away
Someone kill me.
>>26668097
Posting my waifu in /britfeel/ because /a/ is a shit board
>>26669257
To pay for my plane ticket and the final days leading up to it.
>>26669265
hahahahahaha she got btfo
>>26669226
Lad you might even have some problem to cum, if you're anxious about it. First time won't be great, second might be great. But at least it's going to get better.
>>26669119
>Real sex isn't like porn
>you don't need to use different positions
you are bad at sex, you are still a virgin emotionally
>>26669265
Pretty alpha desu senpai. You probably made her weter than an otters pocket
>>26669265
You silly bastard
Can I get a poleaboo, tilde and Brian from Exeter update?
>>26669460
Poleaboo has not yet killed himself, Tilde has ordered some qt thigh highs, and Brian from Exeter has gone AWOL
Post unique feels right now.
>>26669460
Brian got scared because I kept asking him for a fight on Sidwell Street. He is a uni pansy and I said I would go and find him at the firehouse (where the rich uni kids go for wine and middle class banter)
Gonna pop into spoons for a cheeky pint after signing on lads. Thankfully it's next door.
>>26669493
Poleaboo has said in the past if he ever killed himself at-least 4 people would join him, minimum.
>>26669511
>tfw you will never drive a truck through the german countryside while Junlad gives you a handjob
Taking suggestions for films to vote on for next week's movie night. Polling will start tuesday morning and end midnight wednesday. Currently on the list:
>Zulu
>K-On
>5 centimetres per second
>John Wick
>Good Will Hunting
>Demolition Man
>Gladiator
>Sunshine
>Rocky Horror Picture Show
>Rush Hour
Talk in the stream suggested that light hearted or camp movies might go down best, but as usual, all suggestions will go on the poll to be voted on.
>>26669553
>drinking with m8s at the pub
>a fat smelly autist with piss stained joggers turns up
>he wants to fite me
>lol at him and kiss my bird
>watch him reeeee and start crying
>>26669668
I don't think he has a gf, he's pretty butterfaced. I also don't actually live in Exeter, I just know it well and wanted him to shut the fuck up, he was an idiot.
>>26669555
>tfw you personally know a terrorist in the making
It feels like we'll all have an indepth insight into his motivations. God speed you horrid little paki
>>26669683
Fair enough mate. Most of the gimmick/tripfags annoy the living shit out of me.
I only find poleaboo entertaining because his life is worse than mine and he takes b8 when he gets bullied
>>26669555
Never going to happen, he is a complete no-hoper.
>>26669555
Who would be the lucky individuals to join him? Family or strangers?
>>26669704
Agreed, Poleaboo makes life seem wonderful.
>>26668457
Really sad but basically you're 100% right.
>that one pill that makes you fat
>tfw ;_;
Can anyone donate any (You)'s to a cold and hungry anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7a7LdgRh-k
Reminder to add yourselves lads
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1554727
>>26669553
>tfw middle class banter is the worst banter.
I fucking hated uni for this exact reason.
>tfw no one in my uni course to talk fitba with.
>tfw even tennis was too below them
mate, sports wont make you a chav you nancy boy pricks.
>tfw went down the pub at weekends with my old friends because working class banter was so much better, even if they did call me out for being a 'smart cunt'.
>>26668097
My waifu doesn't belong in /a/ though. /v/ or /vg/ maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heF_NPJbv8Y
>tfw I will never be a kamikaze pilot
I could kill two birds with one stone, literally. I would be killing myself and the enemy
>>26669774
You need some better robot feels music bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJy8VgB83OQ&index=5&list=RDEErfTqtnEhw
>>26668033
how can you hope to be happy if you still masturbate ?
>>26669808
STOP POSTING THIS GUY. HE'S A LITERAL WHO
>>26669662
scat superstars 2
>>26669841
>britfeels thread
>brits not knowing Damon Albarn
M8 u wot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATWnH-yb6-o
>not liking
GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE
>>26669781
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>>26669781
>loads of beach lack of bitch
Kek desu
>>26669841
He wasn't in the 90s m8, let us oldies reminisce. Jarvis Cocker was also someone back then.
>>26669876
I sang that in my head
>Doodlo do doodlo do doodla do....
>>26668097
Posting waifu~
>>26669460
>2lbs away from losing another stone
>unsure if I should add classmates on normiebook since I can't take rejection well
>need to buy moisturisers that anons suggested yesterday
>finally getting okay at osu
>just want to stay in bed and watch anime and play vidya
that's about everything desu~
>>26669955
>Jarvis Cocker was also someone back then
His show on radio 6 is pretty fresh lad, you should check it out.
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as (parklife)
And morning soup can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(parklife)
John's got brewers droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons
They love a bit of it (parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching... you should cut down on your porklife mate... get some
Exercise
>>26670018
Someone wrote the NEET life version a while back
>>26669988
POST SKELLY BOD
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>>26670018
>tfw I get up when I want except on Wednesdays
When I get rudely awakened by the dustmen (parklife)
>>26669988
You should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise.
SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND SHE'S READY TO COME BACK ON TV!
>>26670049maybe when I get my thigh-highsmaybe~
>>26670078
top kek lad
>>26670090
>tfw have a chubby version of this bird at work, and she's a lazy cunt. Also, girl from the ad is an uggo
>tfw she would get told to clean that shit off her eyes at my store.
what's that smell?
fucking pongs
>>26669988
>finally getting okay at osu
Play with me later on pls Tilde
>>26670187
I-I am not that confident yet senpai~
soon though
unlucky chubby
>Tilde's buying thigh-highs
what are they, bin liners?
Putting E45 on the horrific razor burn I have all over my thighs lads
>>26670262
I don't mind playing easier maps, I'll show you some good ones if we play multiplayer some time
Nice lunch in wetherspoons lads. Going out buying shirts before my lecture, but they're stupidly expensive. What plans do you all have for today?
>>26670350
>Using razors
Proper mong
Does anyone even know what tilde looks like or are you all just being optimistic that he's not a greasy sweaty fat fuck?
cracking whore banter
I've seen Nadia before and the visit was fine, as i could not get hold of anyone else i gave her a try again, I was armed with fifty quid for the full service but when she opened the door i slipped twenty back in my pocket as she looked terrible. Should have walked away but you know what its like!. Anyhow she went straight into kissing me and i was repulsed by the huge zits all over her face, then she dropped down to my old fella and gave about 30 seconds off decent oral before she grabbed a condom, she told me i had to go on top as she had a bad leg, so there I am humping away looking down at her face, I could not get turned on at all. Fianlly i took her doggie and managed to shoot my load. Maybe it was a bad day for her but I think shes got a drug problem, there were needle marks on her arms and also on her legs (i could see them thru the stockings)HOpefully she can get back on track.
>>26670390
He posted his legs in the Steam chat, he's a qt desu
>>26670090
>neck tattoos
Might as well have "WHORE" tattooed across her forehead tbqh
>>26670390
anime nonces are autistic so they miss certain social cues
e.g they believe he is some innocent delicate pre-pubescent flower when in reality he is a fat smelly mess with teeth that look like this
>>26670350
Should have been more careful when shaving lad~
and easier maps sound good.
>>26670373
>What plans do you all have for today?
Got a lecture at 2 with a qt euro grill~
When I commit suicide I want it to be punishing, I don't want it to be a little faggy "insta-kill" death because that's for women.
Obviously lighting myself on fire would be the most hardcore but that seems too excessive. I'm thinking seppuku with a really sharp knife.
How would you lads kill yourself?
>>26670444
word of warning: seppuku involves two people
you stab yourself in the stomach and someone else cuts off your head
if you attempt to solo it you will have an agonising death lasting hours
>>26670444
At the Switzerland suicide clinic to be honest. Seems to pretty lovely.
>>26669876
HE'S NOTA ROBOT. IT'S A NORMIT
>>26670390
I posted my wrist in a thread and I have sent leg pics to the lads senpai~
>>26670444
The long slow march to old age, alone. I'll never feel the intimate touch of a woman. I'll never know love or the feeling of having a family.
That is how I will die
>>26670519
Slutty as fuck
>>26670519
>>26670552
Poleaboo thinks this is absolutely harram.
>>26670477
>seppuku involves two people
Later methods included a second person as it became more popular. Some samurai would do it on their own and then cover their face with their hands while they bled to death. It only takes a few hours if you puncture your stomach with a blade, if you actually slice horizontally you will die within minutes.
Also they don't cut their head off, they cut it enough so it severs their neck and kills them instantly but they don't go all the waythrough because it's DISHONORABU. The goal is to leave their head attached to the body after delivering a fatal blow to the back of the neck.
>>26668097
i see a mention of waifus and i must post Jun.
>>26670390
yeh he looks good lad, he posted some things to the boyz.
Finally got up lads, going to the shops now can i pick you up anything?
>>26668119
Put you're gay. Not like they can check that shit. Guy I know put he was a black homosexual when he applied for a job - no one even mentioned it at the interview. He got the job, too.
>>26670585
Actual face pics?
>>26670672
Like every trap on 4chan he just posted his legs/feet as the face is horrid. Probably in stripped socks too.
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_11.59_[2015.10.12_21.41.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wsUq8xy.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_11.59_[2015.10.12_21.41.01].jpg")
>>26668097
I sure do love sakurako lads. I want her to be my daughter so i can hug her, and wash her cute little feet. She can have hima round any time she wants, but i will be watching the whole time. she is my everything, she is why i live.
Is it weird to go to a museum by myself? I go to university in London and it's close to the national history museum so I was thinking about going since it's free.
>>26670585
SHE'S A KEEPER MATEY
MIGHT EVEN HAVE HER MYSELF
>>26670728
no, thats one of the places it is not lad.
>>26670760
actually dont have that one thanks.
I'm going to throw up this ice cream. Tee hee hee.
>>26670760
You don't have to spoiler on r9k
>>26670760
never knew you were a nonce shoutanon
>>26670760
>>26670775
You do when it's paedophilia cartoons.
>>26670773
YOU LOOKS SO THIN GIVE THAT BOIPUSSY TO ME
>>26670786
>>26670789
NEVER WATCHED IT HOW OLD IS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE?
>>26670807
15-18, i assume she is 15 there.
>>26670807
0.38
https://youtu.be/1Uuq1OnYdIo
>it's a fatties project onto tilde episode
getting really fucking bored of these desu
>>26670807
clearly a child you fucking nonce cunt
>>26670840
you could project films onto Tilde's fat arse
WELL ANIME POSTING REALLY GETS A LOT OF REPLYS
MAYBE I SHOULD FAKE BEING GAY ASWELL
ER I'M FEELING FAINT TOO~
>>26670863
>he still thinks this forced meme is funny
>>26670882
bit of a nonce you
>>26670863
i like tilde but i laffed at this, good one anon
>>26670903
YOU'RE SUCH A SILLY BOY
COME ROUND I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON
Shoutanon is just as much of s faggot as tidle. I firmly believe they're the same person faggot posting for attention. They always post around the same time too. If Tidle doesn't get enough (You)s or hate posts shoutanon magically appears.
Fuck i hate this cunt
>>26670959
you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain
>>26670974
You either die a tadpole or live long enough to become a fossilized dinosaur.
lads
Am I depressed because I spend my days laying on a bed and fapping, or do I spend all my days laying on a bed and fapping because I'm depressed?
>>26670974
>>26670982
you're either a nigger or a nigger
you're a nigger, kill yourself
>>26671008
>He posts on /r9k/ telling people to kill themselves
Consider therapy.
>>26671004
it's both family, you can't escape the circle
>>26671014
>niggers
>people
consider suicide
>>26671025
>He says while posting in an /r9k/ thread
So self-important you think anyone in the world would heed your word.
>>26671004
You need to get up and do something lad
>tfw kinda wish my parents were dead so I can kill myself
>tfw I don't want them to die because I love them too much
Fucking family, the best suicide prevention method available unless they're absolute cunts. Mine aren't though.
>>26671151
That would be a good way to answer my own question
If only
>>26671179
Just leave a note, telling them that your suffering is over and you're finally at peace.
Hopefully they will understand, doubt it though. But you'll never know.
sick of hearing coldplay on the radio
There are 2 million insects for every person on earth
>>26671383
Quite like their stuff, but I'm a yank who never goes out.
Is their material plebeian, lads?
lads i always thought i had a small to average willy cos i guess i've been wanking to huge pornstar ones to so long and i just measure it and it was just over 6 inches
that's not bad is it? r-right
>>26671442
>There are 2 million insects for every person on earth
Another reason why the winter is best. no where near as many bugs about.
>>26671442
That isn't a nice way to talk about pakis.
>>26669781
That's interesting, an anon lives right by me, right by the stag at the top of mucklows hill
>>26671541
that would be me anon.
>>26671541
that wouId be me anon.
>Job induction/meeting thing at 4
>I have to "dress smart"
>No idea how long it will last
>All i'm doing is flipping burgers and scraping up grease in a pub kitchen
Just give me work and pay me for it, stop all this fucking around.
>>26669662
Attack the Block. It's british so I imagine there will be some bants had in the chat.
>>26671674
it's nigger banter, no one cares about that
>All I want to do is smoke weed
>I smoke so much it isn't fun any more
Kill me, Pete.
Nothing to do for the rest of the day lads, also no money and no food. Any suggestions to distract myself until tomorrow comes?
Pup is pretty happy putting himself away in his cage/bed and peeing outside, although has the occasional accident, also gave him a bite of chicken and he went mental, wagging his tail everywhere, pretty sure his first time having meat
>>26669662
The Limey
Great film
>>26671674
>>26671687
Its also a good film
>>26671746
such a good looking wan wan man, pet him for me
>>26669662
as always i'll only be watching if my film gets picked because EVERYTHING is about me.
>>26671746
You should feed him meat more often. They're not designed to eat veg
He is a proper qt pupper tho lad
>>26671619
This is the first time I've heard of someone in our area visiting 4chan, how's your life going?
>>26671787
He's on dog chow we got with him, special puppy food or something, idk they gave us a months worth when we got him.
I wasn't too sure if he's allowed meat yet might be too rich, he's only 7 weeks old. But he seemed to love it so I'll give him bites here and there
>>26671779
Was playing with him earlier, he's decided that when we walk him about, he's walking me. Put a lead on, first thing he does is bite the lead and pull me along, he's gone to bed now, must have tired him out
>>26671581
>>26671796
Original calamari
+>>26671826
He's practically toilet trained at 7 fucking weeks old? I don't know much about dogs but that seems crazy.
>>26671722
Sleep. Sleep.
>>26671722
Drink bare water lad and clean your house or somthing take your mind off how poor you are
>tfw slept for 20 hours
What should I put in my cover letter for a library job lads?
>>26671974
Can I lick the NEET stink of you?
>tfw made a girl laugh by describing something as comfy
Put me in a really good mood desu. Kind of risky using britfeel memes irl but it worked pretty well~
>>26671881
Pretty much, he only shits outside and whines a lot when he needs to go by the door, pee is hit and miss, every time I take him on a few runs around the garden he'll pee but he still pees on the mat by the door once or twice a day, he's a pretty smart dog. Already figured out how to open the food drawer, had to move it all higher up
>>26671979
a list of your favourite books
Like what you see lads?
>>26668209
Spotify mobile on a free account is the most pointless thing ever.
>>26672052
fuck off
>>26671746
cute dog famalam. would like to see more pics of this wan wan
>Find promising porn video
>Girl has a qt face, banging body just have to ignore the tattoos.
>Guy has an uncut dick and is filming POV so don't have to see him
Brilliant stu-
>Girl gives his crack a cheeky lick when sucking his balls
>Guy moans aggressively out of nowhere and tells her to do more
>Half the video is just him getting a rimjob while moaning in pleasure
Fuck sake, who wants this?
>>26668457
I have actually been cockblocked by venlafaxine.
>>26671974
pippa?
>>26672052
>it's a tilde changes his trip to evade my filter thread
>>26672090
>wan wan
you speak like a retard. are you retarded
>>26672131
Report it. Trying to force a meme is against the rules.
>>26672090
More doge is provided
I'd take more but he's fast asleep having dog dreams so I'd hate to take them
Might post more later if people want when he's awake
>>26672003
>no tildes
I'm getting a little suspicious now
>>26668602
This.
I live near a Greggs factory. Anyone who believes they make the stuff fresh in the stores is deluding themselves.
>>26672185
There is one at the end of the sentence though senpai~
>>26668879
150 is actually pretty cheap compared to some places on the continent.
>>26672179
Why would you hate to take them?
You're a fucking faggot mate fuck off with your shit dog as well, its not even pedigree
>>26672003
SHE WAS LAUGHING AT YOU NOT WITH YOU
>>26672262
I had pedigree dogs growing up and it's not really a good idea. They have a lot of illnesses and don't tend to live as long.
>>26672262
I meant I'd hate to wake him, I sort of dozed off halfway through the post
And he is, actually. He's got a fancy show name and everything
>Getting dogs from breeders
scum desu
>>26672289
What is it? I can only remember two of the ones our dogs had. One was Doubting Thomas, and the other was Ulian Piper of Kinsale. They became Stanley and Sydney.
>>26671826
My dad and step-mum trained this little pupper to be house trained at around the same age.
Careful giving him meat then. Might make him a chubber pupper
>>26668457
>NHS are shit with mental health
they should be since its all made up bullshit to get free money
>>26671446
It's super pleb-tier.
>>26672331
>tfw getting dogs
Scum desu
>>26672195
Has Greggs ever claimed to make stuff fresh?
Hell they're very proud of their factory in Newcastle that provides for the whole country.
>>26671979
That you enjoy the literally lifestyle, like hemingway, Joyce and Kafka you enjoy being poor as fuck, unemployed and miserable.
>also pretend you liked ulysses
>>26672338
Magnus Ericsson with a fancy nordic sounding middle name I can't remember or spell
We call him nigel
>>26672384
I forgot the pictures. Im a silly billy
who /dolescum/ here?
oc
>>26672570
fuck off rasheed you melt
>>26672585
no u
o
u
>>26672570
How is signing on now? I remember them saying it was gonna get very strict in 2016 but they probably say that every year desu.
just imported 20 dick pics
first time even taking 1 too
Share your thoughts with me lads. Especially you Amir.
>>26672570
>/dolescum/
Not being dole royalty mate.
But nah, I'm a wageslave lad, and I miss the dole, but then (>>26672616) apparently the dole is strict and you have to apply for 30 jobs a week and show you're doing 35 hours of looking for work.
Back when I was a dole bum it was 3 activities a week. And that was looking at the paper, checking the job point, looking up the town for jobs.
>tfw kids these days have it hard.
>>26672645
>Dick pics
mate u a poof?
What has to go into a covering letter? I'm so shit at these and have never really been shown.
>>26672662
>mate u a poof?
bicurious
>>26672688
>bicurious
thats not a thing m8 either you like cocks or you dont
>>26672645
lets have a look lad.
>>26672688
>bi
nah mate, you're a gay in denial.
>tfw don't hate gays, just don't like 'em
Lads I've been given until June to get a job otherwise I'm being kicked out.
No degree but i have good A levels in non mickey mouse subjects. I don't particularly enjoy the company of normies but I'm pretty good at faking it.
Anyone got ideas for interesting jobs that don't need degrees? Preferably not office based but I can't be too picky. Don't mind if they need a qualification as long as it doesn't take 3 years to get.
Jobs I've thought of so far:
Zookeeper
Train driver
Priest
Funeral director
>inb4 rentboy
>>26672662
>Back when I was a dole bum it was 3 activities a week.
Fuck me, talk about easy street
>>26668119
Can't prove you're not gay
>>26672709
it is a thing cos i'm not sure if i like cock
i've never actually played with one but my own but i want to see if i would be turn't on or not playing with someone elses cos i'm really not sure
>>26672717
not publicly on here sorry anonm-maybe on steam/skype though, i'm kinda curious what someone would think of 'em
>>26672735
>Train driver
High demand.
>Priest
If you don't have a top, top reference from your parish Priest I can't see that going too well.
>>26672735
>ive been given until June to get a job otherwise I'm being kicked out
i thought that only happened in yankland?
>>26672735
>Zookeeper
Needs a degree and probably a masters
>Train driver
No chance unless your dad is one already. Same for binmen.
>Priest
Needs a degree.
>Funeral director
Running your own business is not something you can just do overnight.
Sign up for a fucking temp agency you spastic.
>>26672760
My dad's best mate is our local priest, he's a right laugh. Dunno know if he'd give me a reference though.
>addicted to payday loans even though I don't have a job
>try to apply for bennies online to help pay off monstrous debt
>can't
>phone up and explain my situation
>they say I can apply
>sit on the phone for 30 minutes
>someone comes on the other end
>spend another half an hour checking eligibility and explaining my situation
>they say I can get my bennies
>right at the end the guys computer crashes and tells me to phone back tomorrow
keep getting voicemail from the payday loans people that I don't listen to. ive got about 23 now
JUST
>>26672742
This was like 8 years ago lad. Well, I was on the dole till 2010 so even 6 years ago it was a piece of piss.
Then the tories came in and made it hard for us to get our rennies.
So I went to uni because FREE EDUCATION IN SCOTLAND mate.
>>26672789
Alright then, so priest and zookeeper are off the list. I was chatting to a binman at the pub the other day, he asked me for a cig. Might go back there on Friday and tap him up for a reference.
>>26672660
>Tfw will never make Junlad a nice, big fry up after a long night nursing his cold away
>Tfw will never enjoy the sight of his tent pitching as he wakes up to the surprise
>Tfw will never kiss up from his feet to his thighs while inhaling the scent under the covers
>Tfw will never have your head patted and be told 'Good lad' between sighs of relief as you service him
>Tfw will never see him tense up before releasing all his seed in your mouth.
>Tfw will never clean him up, cuddle up then get pushed away because he's busy wolfing down the food
>>26672828
Never going to happen
>>26672811
Are you that mong who borrowed 15 grand and spunked it all on anime figurines?
>>26672742
it was like that when I claimed lasted year
all I did was apply for 5 jobs a month, and they signed my benefits book without even looking at it
>>26672728
>said the faggot obsessed with the lead singer of oasis who has about a thousand DIFFERENT pictures of him saved
Haha yeah alright mate
>>26672735
My grandads a reverend actually, wouldn't have guessed if you met him since he's physically tough for his age and drinks a lot of beeras long as it isn't cheap, canned stuff.
>>26672852
He's the singer of Pulp you fucking spastic pleb.
>>26672846
no I never spent a penny of my loans I take out
I just have hording autism
