I RESPONDED A WEEK LATE
ITS BEEN 5 DAYS SINCE SHE'S BEEN ACTIVE ON TINDER
WHAT DO I DO
>sorry
It was over from the first message. She already knows you're a weak beta.
Just chill. You can't control her interest, so just wait.
>>26667726
Ogawd that message ratio, man you should pump those breaks like a dindu would
>>26667776
Now hold on, those were all at the same time. I didn't want to send one really long message, that looks weird.
>>26667770
>weak beta
She knew that when she saw he was ginger. It's obvious she's just looking for his scalp to add to her ginger collection,.
>>26667785
>he still doesn't realize that the world's 2% redhead population are the true patricians of the planet
>>26667772
This, OP. Try not to sound too eager.
>>26667726
Jesus how can you have fucked it in three messages.
>>26667806
That's why I haven't said anything else.
>>26667822
I didn't fuck up anything yet, moron
>>26667784
It's all good man, I'm flirting with fat bitches on whisper using pics from soc, you can't really reach my level of low
>>26667848
I mean, I think that was a reasonable amount of information to transmit in an opener, but if it was all in a single message, it would look stilted and too planned. I split it up into 3 messages to look casual
>>26667726
>fellow ginger kin!
DODGED A BULLET
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>>26667884
You telling me she's not cute? Get your fucking eyes checked bro
>>26667887
personality > looks
[Spoiler]pls don't be this stupid[/spoiler]
>>26667921
Oh, you're talking about her use of the phrase "ginger-kin." I mean, that's a little perturbing, but she's the first girl to ever match with me on Tinder, and seems a little autistic. In other words, a decent match for me.
>>26667726
>ITS BEEN 5 DAYS SINCE SHE'S BEEN ACTIVE ON TINDER
>WHAT DO I DO
try to guess how many different guys have been plowing her in those 5 days
>>26667929
go for it mang, you can do it
>>26667772
Chad can control her interest.
>>26667726
she already got her hole filled by a chad
>>26667964
>>26667930
you guys don't know this for sure though
>>26667929
>she's the first girl to ever match with me on Tinder
>>26667981
GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
YOU WOULD BE IN THE SAME SITUATION IF YOU WERE ME, YOU DIDN'T JUST WILLINGLY BECOME CHAD, YOU WERE BORN THAT WAY
>>26667979
thats how tinder works
>>26667995
nuh uh, toberlone
She's hot as fuck, good work OP
>>26668007
Exactly how new are you?
>>26667994
Stay mad, beta
>>26668551
>139 matches
>only 9 messages only
Thanks for confirming matches mean nothing. lmao.
>>26668576
Nine unread messages, I had hundreds that I'd either read or replied to.
Given up yet, beta?
>>26668621
How tall are you mr alpha?
>>26667726
You sound sooooooooooo boring
>>26668675
6' 1", so not that tall
>>26667726
You ruined it because you're speaking like a girl or a nu-male. Stop with the exclamation marks and sounding excited that you're talking to her, you look desperate. Speak to her like she's just one in a sea of thousands of women ready to jump on your dick.
>>26668007
It's a hookup site dude, she's probably preggo already
>>26667726
she already killed herself due to loneliness thanks to you OP. you and everyone else who ignored her
>>26667726
>>26667784
>>26667837
>>26667861
pretty obvious from these posts that it literally doesnt matter what happens now, you're a complete autist who would repel her with your spaghetti-producing abilities if you ever met her irl
>>26670223
fuck off you negative cunt
>>26670796
>post asking for advice
>people give you an honest appraisal
>hurr fuck off
If you want people to circle jerk and delude you into thinking you aren't acting like a complete sperg, maybe try reddit.
