How many of you have actually tried to get a gf?
How many of you have actually tried to sprout wings and fly?
>>26667158
I haven't. The closest I ever came was making out with my oneitis one drunken night, but then never texting her after or trying to make more moves afterwards.
I get the point of your post though. You're trying to get robots to take responsibility for their situation because they never tried.
I've never had even a conversation with a non-relative female since I was in primary.
I am only apathetic towards the concept of relationships nowadays. I've accepted that I'm plain-looking, and that I do not have a whole lot else going for me, so I do not see much a point in trying.
That means getting ajoband I probably could get one but the job is gonna be so shit that no one would want me anyway.
Any robots want advice in getting a gf? I can help ive had a few 4 long term gfs and 20+ women ive fucked....
Inb4 chad pic is me.
>>26667183
Yeah but I don't mean it in a judgemental way because I've never tried either.
I haven't.
What's the fucking point?
I'm a complete loser.
>>26667265
>Chad
Kek how'd you even get a girl with that hairline is what I'd like to know
I tried then she ended up seeing how much better she could do when she realized how ugly I am, so here I am today 4 years later living the dream browsing the depressedfrog board all day.
>>26667158
I tried and succeeded twice
Got cheated on and dumped in a really shitty way
Never again.
Also every girl ive ever been into keep making bad decisions and hurt themselves but im too
Much of a pussy to do or say anything.
>>26667321
Confidence, lies, and eye contact pretty much.
Also im very good at bullshitting people in social situations. I hate all of them and i dont want friends so i feel no guilt when lying and pretending i care.
Also, dont slouch.
>>26667303
Same boat. I feel you all the way
>>26667383
You got cheated on because you dont have a backbone.
When a girl acts a certain way you must nicely scold her like her father. Have control thats what she wants.
>>26667158
uh... in seventh grade
then i gave up forever
>>26667158
I tried once only but was turned down. I fucking rushed it, because I have problems establishing any type of social contacts.
And now that I think about it, thats the fucking problem right there. I know fucking nobody.
>>26667389
>lies
ive thought about this. do u like exaggerate shit u do or did in the past to make ur conversation streatch a little longer or do u come up with the most random bull just to have something to talk to them about
>>26667265
>20+
lool, must be some kind of immigrant in sweden, or some latin american shithole.
>>26667158
if you thought you were an ugly weirdo and no girl would ever be interested in you, would you try to get a gf?
I haven't because I know I'm gonna get shot down immediately anyway.
>>26667406
girls cant control their actions?
been trying for nearly 4 years. dating sites, 4chan threads, cl, even
>>26667158
>2016
>A C T U A L L Y trying to get a GF
It's incredibly risky and I'm not that bad at maths. So no.
>>26667478
Ive been lying since i was a kid so its easy.
Dont tell tall tales just believable small ones. Blend with groups. If they all like a certain song you do too. If they all like a sport so do you. If you dont know much about it lots of yeahs and head nods go a long way. I hate sports and most pop, but when im out i love it. You hate kanye me too now. Stay kind of up to date and every once in a while honestly admit you dont know something.
Saying less is more. And people love to talk about themselves more than anything. You ask them about themself and they will consider you an instant friend. And that person is there with other people who know girls who are single.
Dress simple but not plain ya know. Nothing flamboyant but somethinf you still feel comfy in.
Learning pool or darts is a good way to meet people too.
>>26667158
This fat girl came on to me on tinder last week.
Ignored her advances, she would've been like a solid 6 If she weren't a hamplanet.
Should I lower my standards ?
Why can I only get desperate fat chicks ;_;
>>26667495
He said his gf acted in a harmful way and he did nothing. Girls naturally like dominate men. The guy she cheated on him with probably told her what she did was stupid in a nice but stern way and her cunny got wet.
>>26667611
my question still stands.
why should someone have to babysit a woman so they don't cheat on you?
why would i want to put in that much effort
>>26667158
Me.
Two years. Asking availability through friends, internet dating, trying to make friends first and move on from there.
Nothing worked.
I did get used for free food a lot, though. That sucked. After a while it gets to be impossible to think, "Well, maybe this time it isn't about her getting a free meal."
Still hurts thinking about it.
>>26667594
The only real way to meet not fat chicks is in person pal. I have hooked up with 2 girls in 4 years its shit. You have to learn eye contact good grooming posture vocal tone ect. It sounds like bs but trust me it works man. Then when she gets that glimmer in her eye kiss her dont ask. Then u get layed if you play it cool.and not clingy simple. Then u date for whatever time if u eat her cunny well and cum on her face. If u fuck a girl she naturally feela attached and then dates u.
>>26667634
This.
As much as it sucks to be alone I'd rather deal with the pain of isolation than the agony of dealing with a cheater.
>>26667158
It is pretty much impossible for a robot to get a gf.
Girls like confidence, social status and a fat wallet.
>>26667265
yes please. how do I get a gf? how do I even talk to a girl
>>26667634
Because blowjobs sex, and desu companionship is a good feeling in your heart.
But its not babysitting its being a man. Ive been with my girl over a year and tonight i scolded her for interrupting me. She said sorry then gave me a great bj later in the night.
Women are used to getting away with shit all the time but the guys who call them out on it are rare and unique and its gets their cunny wet.
The trick is doing it in a respectfully scolding way.
"YOU JUST INTERRUPTED ME BITCH"
vs
"Its rude to interrupt" in a deep calm voice
>>26667590
i see. thanks brah
also, can u teach me how to ask open ended questions? when i try to get people to talk about themselves, i have a tendency to ask yes or no questions.
Once, in 5th grade. She laughed in my face, and I haven't tried since.
>>26667696
so you slave yourself to a woman, teaching her how to behave as an adult should, to get your dick sucked?
sounds pretty pathetic to me
>>26667710
>Brought a box of chocolates for my crush in 9th grade.
>She called me a fag after taking the candy.
>Everyone laughed.
>From then on I was continually harassed for it.
Yeah.
Kinda slewed my perception a bit.
>>26667303
>>26667397
Basically this.
Im terrible. Most other people are terrible. Everything is terrible. Why bother?
>>26667158
Yes, I've had several. I can't connect with them emotionally and I get bored quick. There have been times when I'm out with a girl and I'm just waiting for it to end so I can go home and play some vidya.
>>26667687
See
>>26667389
>>26667406
>>26667590
>>26667611
>>26667657
>>26667696
Also expensive cologne (it really works seriously)
Good breath and a clean haircut.
Cloths never mattered much to me. Jeans white nikes hoodies and polos have been my style for years and never failed.
A decent watch will catch an eye and i wear black diamond earings.
>>26667721
If you call having the power to stick your cock in her mouth on command slavery k bro.
I fucked her in the family bathrom at a movie theature a few days ago becaue3 i was horny. Today i chained her up to the bed and forced her to orgasm with a bullet vibrator. It was her first time soing bondage but she tried it just for me.
But im the slave. Kek.
>>26667657
>she gets that glimmer in her eye kiss her
?
>>26667790
Dialted pupils, a little glossy and a smile.
>>26667657
what if i can't make good eye contact due to congenital eye defect
am i fucked
>>26667817
Sorry bro, you are destined to low standards. Eye contact is key to seduction, at least for me.
I've always gotten to the point in high school and college where I throw myself out of my comfort zone and the most I get to is talking to a girl a few times and being kinda confident but never really going anywhere with it and giving up.
I dropped out of college though, unfortunately. Now I'm working a trade I'm certain I'm not good in and I'm not going to stay in for the time being surrounded by by grizzled old dudes who hate themselves. How the fuck am I supposed to meet women?
>>26667859
by bragging about your paycheck at the local watering hole and hoping some slut hears about it.
>>26667771
Different guy, but now I feel sad. Thanks alot, chad. I think I'm going to go listen to the megas and pretend hope exists.
>>26667771
go away chad
>>>/b/
>>26667845
how do you feel for having things that other people can't for no real reason?
i hope you feel terrible
>>26667948
he feels great. he doesn't care how others feel
>>26667962
He's not human most be one of those modern day sub human cunts.
>>26667882
Remember this is me. Im not good looking. And i have a nice chub and tuck.
When i was 16 i know a dude in his 30s who was fat ugly and always qas fucking different 6 - 10s. He worked at a donut shop in the warehouse he wasnt rich.
One day i was in the car with him and he insisted on stopping at this gas station. He didnt buy anything he just wanted tk say hi to this chick who worked there he thought was hott. I asked him why and how he does it.
Confidence and no fear of getting turned down because if she dosent suck your coxk anotber girl will because there are lots of them everywhere. He always had the chillesy laid back attitude nothing bothered him legit.
There is hope for all you robots find it in your heart and let go of the fear f rejection.
>>26667811
>Dialted pupils, a little glossy
i googled that and pic related is the first image
do u really know what u are talking about?
>>26667948
No it makes me appreciate what i have i dont feel terrible.
Feel bad for eye man tho :(. Dnt worry u can get a nice big girl to give u cuddles i promise.
>>26667986
lol. Dude has been dating crazies ans didnt even know it.
>>26668005
I hate you with every part of my soul.
>>26667513
what did you mean by even reddit? i'm curious
>>26667984
tf up. your probably lying right now.
>>26667986
Like this senpai
>>26668027
you know, looking for people, putting my contact details. trying to make contacts
>>26667513
>looking for love in clubs
>>26668051
Post pic of yourself please for us baby
I got one, it didn't last long and I was too attached at the end to let it go like I should have.
>>26668074
i'm a guy, not a girl
>>26668104
No shit your a guy post pic and ill help you dingus.
>>26668005
>>26668023 is not me
i just have been in a really shitty mood lately
>>26668113
how is posting my pic here gonna help? posting stuff like that here is dangerous
>>26667790
It's sad, but I doubt most robots have seen this IRL. Happened to me once during a kickback with some suitemates. My m8 was in the bathroom and she gave me the look. Was too much of a pussy to lock my bud out and give her the dick. Just sorta stared into her sheets until we got so wasted that even a truckload of Viagra couldn't have gotten me hard.
Girl I almost fucked is the one with the green dress in pic related. She probably is on /soc/ or maybe even this godforsaken board.
>>26668129
Suit yourself anon. Good luck.
>>26667158
No and i don't give a fuck anymore. i failed my family myself i hate everybody i'm ugly small penis losing hair dumb retarded fucked up mommy issue grown ass failed man.
All i care about is either getting my own place so i can be left the fuck alone or kill myself either way is fine/
Hope does not exist it's over death is really the only true way to happiness
>>26668051
what subreddits/
>>26667158
i've only had a couple relationships. never when i was trying to get them, and all where the girl was basically into quiet introverted guys and talked to me first.
then again i may as well be a normie by /r9k/ standards because i have a job and friends and actually socialize at least twice a month to put myself out there.
>>26668161
ones pertinent to my location
>>26668173
i c
i thought theyre might be dating subreddits
>>26668142
The fact that you dwell on this is your biggest problem.
Your not a bad looking guy. Get a nice fade buddy and dont be a string bean. I dony mean work out im kinda chubby and it goes to my arma just dont be a twig.
Go out there and talk to women. Get rejected until it doesent bother you. Welcome to pussy town.
>>26667984
I can believe it. Getting laid as a guy is a numbers game. Chad's advantage is that the numbers are on his side. The problem with robots is that they are usually less than attractive AND lack social skills/confidence. With a few exceptions, most people who are not literal autists could have better success if they worked on light banter and persistence. Obviously don't do stupid shit like try to hit on every girl in your dorm/apartment and get the cops called on you. If you see a cute girl, try your luck, fail, learn, and get better.
>>26668184
i don't live in the US so those are useless to me
>>26668184
GO OUT THERE AND MEET GIRLS IRL DATING WEBSITES ARE SHIT
Listen to the chad above.
>>26667986
Just realized he looks like he could be Zuckercuck's crazy cousin
>>26668255
>GO OUT THERE AND MEET GIRLS IRL
where is "there"?
>>26667158
>back mole
fucking dropped
>>26668275
Go to a fucking adult art class. I know its cliche but gyms. Bars of course. Join a coed sports leage.
Meetup.com is a great way to meet people actually. Have an attitude like yeah im gonna hit on you but if you turn me down i dont care. And eventually you wont care and that makes chicks wild.
"I just rejected him he dosent care at all he must not be clingy or needy im gonna fuck him"
>>26668323
i rather take bullet shots to the dome
>>26668323
i don't like classes. i don't like gyms or exercise. i don't drink. i hate sports and people who are interested in sports.
why would i look for someone in those places when they're likely to be totally incompatible with me, my interests and my personality?
and i'm not looking for someone to fuck me.
>>26668204
Hardly, man. She's in a lesbo relationship with a fucking trannie now, so I'm pretty sure I dodged a bullet there. I just benched 240 today and got a formal offer of admission to a good PhD program last week in a STEM field.
I guess it's the fear of rejection thing, but I don't know. People either tell me I intimidating and scary or that I'm the funniest fucking guy ever. I'm pretty intense in both my ability to be extroverted and a downright miserable recluse often within hours of each other. I think I might have fucking bipolar or something, but I've never done something absolutely nutty enough to be classified as mania.
Pic related is another girl I almost boinked. I almost took a masochistic satisfaction in how she came to resent me. It was easier than putting myself out there. Later found out she was a literal whore (35+ partners in 3 years). She now lusts after the BBC and is an unrepentant SJW/FeelTheBern/420BlazeIt.
I've had 2 gfs with putting zero effort into me since they just sort of hung around me until we were a couple
>>26668554
then what are you doing here anon?
Pretty sure I could get one but its the keeping bit I'm not sure about. I don't know if any grill would put up with the real me.
>>26668554
Fuck off go to england
>>26667167
I have tried to levitate more times than I have asked a girl out.
>>26668389
No girl will ever be in a relationship with somebody who they havent fucked ya dummy.
Sex creates a chemical in their brain that makes them feel conncected to you. No sex no cute movie make out kissy love mate.
A lot of girls would love to have u cucked in the friend zone. Since ur not looking for sex there ya go.
Told a girl I liked her once.
She was polite.
>>26668480
Ur destined to be a 45 yo virgin then
>>26667158
I asked a girl out once.
>>26668657
so sex comes BEFORE relationships now? also you didn't answer my question
>>26668597
He got lucky. He's probably good looking and young enough that immature girls are globbing onto him and he's getting a "GF" out of it, even though he might be a sperg.
This can work in HS and even college because everyone expects everyone else to be a bit of a poorfag, but after that money and employment status starts to matter bigtime.
Sucks because, as a grad student, girls expect smarts to equal status and money. The cognitive dissonance that I am and will likely be relatively poor as fuck, even with a degree in a STEM field, makes dating hard. I live on a lame-ass stipend that barely pays for me, let alone drinks and dinner and gifts for some girl. I can't just ask for a raise, or some shit.
It makes dating impossible unless you are going to date other grad students who get it. I can't stand most of those people. It fucking sucks.
i had a few and some success getting laid
there was only one which wasnt a cunt
so i given up
>>26667158
There were a couple girls I tired to get close to with intentions on getting a gf but it turned out they weren't single. After those two tries I haven't even bothered.
Every time I see a girl I fancy, I end up convincing myself I don't want said girl.
I try to psychoanalyze her, pick out her physical flaws, compare her to famous girls I've seen on the internet, think on how my virgin self will try to have sex and how terrible I'll be at having sex, how she would leave me for someone "better", and overall how I'm not "worthy" of her.
>>26668691
I dont like everything my girl does and vice versa. Compromise. And yeah sex makes relationshipa work. If youre not fucking your gettinf cucked.
>>26668722
Dont listen to this person.
Money and looks dont mean shit.
Im poor as fuck and far from a 10 but i get laid because im confident.
>>26668657
Neat fuck women their trash and i want replacements.
>>26668677
If it weren't for some dumb 19 yr old farmer's daughter my sperg dad married before going to grad school and divorced after she cucked him, he would have been exactly that when he knocked up my mom and spawned me.
I was born to do two things in this life: (1) get a shitton of education in an attempt to fill a bottomless void in myself and (2) alternate between rejecting the very idea of women and wanting a relationship to the point it makes me sick.
Pic related is a girl I've known since preschool who apparently had a crush on me for years. Her mom told my mom about it after we went off to college. She's the hot one. Looking back, she tried so goddamn hard to get my attention. "Dated" one of my better acquaintances, went with him to prom, went out of her way to talk to me about music. I just was too far gone to even give a shit. It was all as exciting as watching paint dry for me.
>>26668691
Of course we live in bizarro land now. Society is such a fucking joke anymore
>>26668840
that wasn't the question. why would i look for a partner among people who are totally incompatible with me? nothing to do with compromise
>And yeah sex makes relationshipa work
so i should have sex with someone BEFORE i actually like them and want to be a relationship with them?
>>26667183
A lot of you robots act like this. Jeez, you are retarded as fuck
>>26668863
Yeah, but can you spin that into a relationship if you want it? A lot of us don't just want to get laid, we actually want companionship. How big of a sack of shit can you be before there is 0% chance a girl will see any value in you? Not that I want to be a sack of shit, but these are realities I am only slowly starting to change.
>>26668915
>>>/b/
Go here
I stopped on OKCupid when I realized fat guys are doomed to stay alone forever or else get only the hammiest of hambeasts who "dain" us with their prescense.
Being a fat male is literally bottom of the barrel shit. At least manlets have a shot.
Ironically they all get mad when they tell me I just need to lose weight and I'll be better than them. Just take your small victories against fatties, manlets.
Feels like I'll never be truly normal 300lbs+
>>26668384
maybe you should bruh. if you can't function in the world, leave it behind. maybe you'll find something better on the other side.
>>26668657
>>26668691
Yes, you simple minded sperg. That is how it has ALWAYS been. There is a reason why, when cars first became popular, they were jokingly referred to as "brothels on wheels." Teens have always fucked after a few dates following or in preparation for "going steady". /pol/'s Leave it to Beaver/Father Knows Best view of past youth culture is so fucking laughable. It hasn't always been this easy, but teens have always been horny and made shit decisions.
>>26667158
I honestly don't see any reason why I should get a girlfriend.
>not interested in sex
>don't want kids
>don't want to get marriage
>don't care about friendships
>don't like compromising
>don't like sacrificing my free time for other
>don't like spending money on people other than myself
>don't want to deal with their ridiculous bullshit
no thanks
>>26669003
As a guy, it is generally better to have a couple of pounds too much than to look anorexic. If you're extremely fat though, you shouldn't be complaining about only extremely fat girls showing interest in you.
>>26669093
>General BS
The poster
>>26669093
i'm 27, not a teen. i'm not talking about sex after "a few dates," i'm talking about sex before you even know you actually like the person and would actually want to have sex in the first place
you're the simple-minded one here. either that, or you just suck at reading
>>26668949
Yes ive been with my chick over a year. We went do dave and busters yesterday it was fun. Then we had good sex a came buckets and we went to our respected homes after a hug and a kiss goonite.
I love her and she loves me but we dont feel the need to tell eachother all the time.
And yes anon, we had sex before tjw relationship. I knew her, liked her, seduced her, fucked her, and now qt pretty smelling best friend sticks my cock in her mouth and eats take out with me while we watch family guy.
It all started with me making the move.at the right time and being mad enough to take her get her naked and fuck her a little over a year ago.
>>26667158
I tried to ask out girls, 10 times. All ended up in failure.
>>26669003
Put down the Cheetos and Mountain Dew and fucking do something about it, then. At least manlets have no safe, natural option to change their circumstances.
Conceding to obesity is literally the saddest thing a person can do next to killing themselves. It's basically a self-admission that they have no control over the one thing in this life that you unquestionably own and that only death can truly take away from you.
I made an OKCupid account and messaged nobody, but the only real times I've given it a go is when they come to me, and even then it doesn't work out
No, women are inherently worthless.
i thought i was getting somewhere with a girl. tried asking her to do something with me on two occasions. both times she was apparently busy, but still maintained the enthusiasm that she wanted to do something.
still technically waiting on an answer but i dont think im ever getting one now she has a bf now anyway.
>>26669127
>seduced her
Define this. I remember watching this play Cyrano de Bergerac for French class at uni and thinking there is no way I could be that smooth.
Do you have to be good at on the spot wordplay and shit? My antidepressants really fuck with my ability to think quickly, so I don't think I could do that.
Also, for those of us with non-normie tier fetishes, how do you dial in your naughty talk so that you don't scare the shit out of a girl once she's on the hook. Obviously you don't want to sound like a fucking chaste Mormon, but how much and what kind of filthy is acceptable. This situation just sounds like a goddamn minefield to me.
>>26669003
losing weight is easy though, you dont even have to exercise
>>26669283
The "enthusiasm" was for polite show, m8. She likes you as a person, but doesn't see you as dating material. She probably didn't want to lose you as a friend. If she is cool, whatever, but don't be an orbiter.
Dust yourself off and keep on meeting girls. If they do the same thing she did, cut losses and move on. Some day, if you keep looking, a girl will want something more.
>>26669354
if you keep looking, someday, maybe after about 30 years and you can't get an erection anymore and you don't even care anymore, someday though it will happen.
>>26669354
we hardly speak as much now. as soon as i got nothing on that second attempt i just dropped it. at that point i didn't really want to see her in a romantic way, just as a catch up after not seeing her for like a month.
it just hurts more because i've spoken to my other mates about her and i and they all agreed that there might be something slightly more than just a friendship. shit like how the last time we saw each other,we had our arms wrapped/on each others back, side-side and i could faintly feel her scratching my back with her fingertips. my friends and i were both sure there was something, but obviously not.
>>26667321
>>26667479
Perhaps he started by not shitting on others accomplishments and scorning others efforts.
But no matter what anyone here says, you're just going to run as fast in your little hamster wheels as you can until you rationalize an excuse to not try.
>>26669379
If I had my own place and didn't have so many medical problems right now, I would be so inclined to prove you wrong.
It is all about optimizing your chances, dude. If you have some semi-normal hobbies that are social or could potentially develop such interests, you just meet people through that with the common interest serving as a very efficient filter for potential partners. If it doesn't work, retool the strategy and swing again.
The problem with a lot of people here, including myself, is that we are really bad at being consistent in going back up to bat. If you committed to doing this say, once a week, you would have a GF within 4 months of trying. I can almost guarantee it. You can't complain about not having close relationships if people don't even know you exist because you otherwise have no social life.
Having a GF is predicated by having some form of a social life. Otherwise, nobody would be in a position to meet anybody outside of the "bby u wan sum fuk?" apps Chad clearly dominates.
>>26669521
you're completely right.
i stopped leaving my house after 3 of my friends passed away and this girl led me on right after that.
the problem about going back up to bat, is that in between batting you don't know if you're gonna lose your mind, lose a limb, lose your home, lose your whole team or lose your confidence completely.
going out and hunting for a GF every week seeks desperate to me, but there is no other way, as no one knows i exist currently.
>>26669418
Women are fickle creatures. Maybe there was, maybe not. Maybe she changed her mind. Unlike men, women have a ton of options in partners when they are young, so they have room to be impulsive and driven by spur of the moment stuff that is foreign to us.
I actually had some girl cut ties with me because, just being around me, she felt judged. I never said anything or was a dick, but she had just been around shitty Chads for so long that she felt more comfortable being a cumrag than someone who had to talk about her feelings like an adult.
Nothing was lost there, though. It was actually a fortunate sanity check for me, as I'd gotten a bit too infatuated with her to realize she was as messed up as she was.
>>26669577
I feel you, man. My medical problems leave me unsure of how I'm gonna be doing from day to day and I have a lot of anxiety about being able to follow through on plans. The last time I had a job interview, I had to set 15 alarms on my phone to make sure that I got up at the right time.
For a while, I blew off a few girls because I honestly thought I was going to off myself within three months. A few years later, one bitched me out over "how much of an asshole I had been to her" and I just bluntly told her what was up at the time. She didn't even blink before telling me that was a fucking stupid reason and that I was a socially stunted manchild. I haven't talked to her since.
I could probably be a pretty good normie if I could sleep right and weren't so fucked in the head. I worry a lot about having a roof over my head too, anon. I think girls pick up on it and get weird vibes over it. They know you've seen some shit and don't want to consider what that truly means.
>>26668899
No you should be having sex with women to fill your sexual needs, one of those might present themselves as funny and cute, date for a few weeks to see how things go, then if she seems down to earth and compatible, LTR her.
Is that too complicated for you? seems pretty natural to me
>>26669793
i don't have "sexual needs." if i'm not emotionally involved with a person, I don't have sexual feelings toward them
>>26667265
lol
>tfw on the shitter
>>26667158
I did ask a girl once to be my gf
Did not end well at all.
>putting effort into something
>ever
lmao
Am I the only person who doesn't want gf? I had a few girls after me when I was younger (mostly ugly weebs) but I never went beyond being friends with them.
>>26669093
this dude is fucking retarded. please dont listne to him
![1455593463445[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TsbX2B7.jpg "1455593463445[2].jpg")
>>26667158
>How many of you have actually tried to get a gf?
I havent, but then again I am doing my best to rationalize not wanting one, so you cant call me out on hypocrisy here.
>>26668323
This is very american advice. In most of the world the reality is:
>artsy classes
Full of middle aged men who have money and nothing else in life, and the occasional gold digger.
>bars
Full of men, their men friends, and the occasional girlfriend.
>gyms
Full of Beef McHuge gorillas and 30+ year old wives.
>sports league
Almost entirely middle aged men.
Basically you recommend sausage fests with very few women, where you will face fierce competition for any pussy.
>>26667158
never, I've never truly cared about getting a gf and im not enough of a faggot to care about men. I just feel like having a gf would mean losing valuable time on shit im currently doing, just so i can have all my money spent, and then get cucked 3 months down the road
Its not that i havent tried, im a moderately attractive, and intelligent person, and im decent socially. All the girls near me are basic as fuck. Im just gonna wait to college so i can chad the fuck out.
>>26667729
>did the same
>she thanked me so much I felt spaghetti crawling down my back and ran away
Guess I had it kind of better but still a disaster.
Put in some real effort for the first time ever last year with my oneitis. Made out twice, still a virgin. If it wasn't for the fact that I let myself fall in love I'd be very proud of myself instead of desperately trying to keep myself from returning to complete robot-hood due to her breaking my heart and shattering my world
Put in zero effort and just lived my life my own way doing whatever the fuck i wanted.
Currently with my girlfriend for 3 years.
Live your own life and this stuff will just happen.
>>26667265
Chad ? lel
I tried, once.
I was too honest, made my inhibitions and perceived failures too apparent. She seldom talks to me anymore but that's OK.
Apathy manifests faster this way and I'm not anxious regarding her motives to talk to me.
>>26667158
I as
>>26667158
wow, so glad the kitchen is "clean" now with shit specks from your naked butt smeared all over the floor. by the way it's called a "big toe" because it's supposed to be marginally bigger than the other toes. it doesn't have to be bigger than an italian man's thumb. sort your shit out, stuff a napkin in your anus and get a believably human-sized toe you retard.
>>26667158
>be 12
>this chicks flirting with me 100%
>ask her out
>she says ''no, you're not my type"
>she was the only one that showed so much interests in me, tried to contact her on FB years later and she just ignores me.
>be just 19
>go to huge festival for first time
>this cute shy chick is there and she's kinda lonely
>talk to her and it goed really well
>she asks if she can bring me home tonight
>i agree
>somehow few minutes lates she goes instant 180 degrees style and says ''nah, nevermind''.
>be 20
>know this girl from a good friend
>she has like the best personality ever
>not really physically attracted to her but at this point in life i just dont care.
>she incredibly nice and interested in me
>actually thought she was hitting on me
>find out months/years later she's just that nice to everybody, and shes bisexual but more into girls
>at the end she has a boyfriend, and its serious.
>be 20 (still)
>this is the 1 year younger sister of girl above
>shes really nice to me as well
>ask her out
>she agrees at first, but brings along a women friend anyways.
>at the end she says she really liked it and says we should to it more often.
>try to contact her like 2 days later
>she ignores me and in some way comes of as a bit angry to me.
>in the upcoming months i see her on FB ''in love'' with like 3 different guys (they come of as drunk alphas), one of them is a huge black dude.
well, thats it folkes.
ive never tried and i dont want one either.
i dont see why everyone are so desperate for gf when i can just jack off and have me time all the time
>>26667158
You don't "try" to get a gf. It falls into your lap by being a normie.
>>26667516
>and I'm not that bad at maths
This tbqh honest. Fuck women. Devote your life for math and/or science. Much more pleasure.
>>26668888
which one is the 'hot' one?
>>26667199
> checked ^
Dude... How... Didn't girls talk to you at all? Not even in school projects or homework or studying or .... ANYTHING ?
Got a gf
Suddenly dick is not working anymoree
Shit
I tried once and it ended after one date.
>>26667158
not me atleast
dont fucking mute me again dirty hiroshima
>>26667696
Please teach me to scold grills sensei
>>26667158
Never.
I am too scared.
I have extremly tiny dong and first would be she laughting and then the whole fucking village because everyone knows everything in this shithole.
I hate and love this place at the same time.
>>26667265
Ok, go ahead I'm listening
>>26677547
I was homeschooled for most of my adolescence.
Of course I have had to talk to females at times, but I've had nothing that can classify as some social conversation.
Females avoid me, I avoid them.
>>26669483
>accomplishments
>fucking easy whores is an accomplishment
Ok bub
>>26669308
It takes a ton of time though.
>girl smiles at me
>smile back
>talking to her the next day at work
>constantly insults herself
>paranoid that people are giving her words looks
>asks me constantly if she looks weird
>talks about how depressed she is
OK now that I found a crazy girl, how do I turn her self loathing and paranoia into an obsession with me? I want a yandete gf
