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enjoy robots http://www.pbs.org/independentlens/videos/autism-in-love/

i want to hear your reviews after you watch it ,
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>>26666884
Thanks for the reminder that I'll never get anywhere.
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>>26666925

you didn't even watch the documentary , how can you judge it already .
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>>26666988
The local restriction familiam
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>tfw no middle-aged autistic qt who looks like egoraptor and tucks you in at night
fuck me fampai
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>>26667026

https://hola.org/

https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&espv=2&q=firefox++extension++that+allows+you+to+bypass+geoblock&oq=firefox++extension++that+allows+you+to+bypass+geoblock&gs_l=serp.3...1994.25310.0.25560.54.45.8.0.0.0.149.4282.27j16.43.0....0...1c.1.64.serp..5.34.2735.wOAaNVgKnbM
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TFW JUST GOT TO THE PART 25 MINUTES IN WHERE THE AUTISTIC GIRL TALKS ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIPS (PLURAL) ALL BEING WITH NORMIES AND HOW THIS IS HER FIRST AUTIST BF THEN SHE COULDNT ANSWER THE QUESTION ON HOW IT IS AND SHOWS VISIBLE CONTEMPT
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fuck

you didn't tell me I would cry
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>people with literal autism have relationships
>I don't
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>>26667244
Man not even makeup can hide that awkward autistic half smile.
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>>26667801

wow, r9k, you forgot the most important part of relationships:

1.be attractive
2. don't be unattractive

i'm not watching that shit, but from looking at the two pictures in this thread, i can tell that the autiists in the documentary aren't ugly.
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>>26667765
just got to this part

my opinion of her changed

;_;
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>>26667851
just plain stupid famlam.
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54:15-59:05 is robotism: the video clip
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>>26666884
Can someone just write up a quick summary? I dont want to wtch this.
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>We all come equipped with a social antenna
>tfw your antenna is broken and tuned to the wrong channel
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>>26667928

>i would rather be a normal man than an autistic person with $1million

this made me cry for him
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>>26668025

how can anyone watch this whole thing and believe there is a god.
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7 minutes in and I want to cry, iktf lenny
there is no god
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not OP but im keeping this thread alive, idgaf.

i dont know much about autism, but is lenny considered a high functioning autistic?
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Gave up after 15 minutes. I hate being reminded that other autists can sometimes find love.
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>>26668295
they all are considered high functioning yes.
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>>26668335
really all of them? even the guy with those weird physical tics and the old mail guy?
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>>26667928

That hit a little bit too close to home
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>>26668358
I imagine if they can interact with other humans and the world around them they are considered high functioning.

Have you ever met a truly autistic person? They literally live in fantasy worlds and can't even process most outside stimuli. In high school I had a friend with an autistic older brother, and he would literally sit in a corner for hours playing with Lego Duplo blocks and never talk or respond to anyone but his mother. He was 25 years old.
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>~20:00

holy fuck, the autist knows more about how the world works than the non-autist
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>>26667765
>>26667852

those are my posts, heres my conclusion. dont look at the spoiler if you dont want the ending ruined

but i dont think that guy deserved that girl. and i think her accepting the marriage was a mistake at this point. she was already pulling away because she got the hint that he wasnt really in love with her, at least in the same way she was with him. the laker guy deserved her even though its seperate stories and all but they would have been good together beause he would have actually loved her deeply and without inhibition the way she wanted it i think.
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>>26668477
are we seriously shipping now?
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>>26668477

dude, i felt so bad for the girl when she was trying to explain to the dude that her necklace was a shield and he shut her down to talk about the weather. like i know he doesn't know any better, because autism, but she looked so crushed and it killed me a bit.
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>>26668533
Yeah, me too.That, and Lenny saying he was no longer in love with his deceased wife.
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>>26667801

i don't know, it makes me happy to know that these people that were dealt such a bad hand, have some happiness in their lives.
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>>26668522
yes were totally shipping them lol

>>26668533
>like i know he doesn't know any better

part of me tells me he does know better though. when i first saw that necklace scene i felt the same thing too but also thought that he was avoiding the conversation. as the movie went on and it became more apparent that he was the one not willing to marry i thought of that necklace scene as him pushing off her deep emotions because he wasnt deeply in love with her, i think i remember a line from him too later where he says something introspectively about "not sure if shes the right one" or something like that
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We can all agree that laker guy browses /r9k/ right?
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>They're higher than me
I went to college and I still feel this way about my old roommates/classmates
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around 1:05 cracked me up. as sweet as the scene was, only someone with autism could involve electromagnetism in their proposal
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>>26667928

This part fucking destroyed me.
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>tfw found lenny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcHBsn24Kwc
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I want to fuck Lenny's Mum

And the autistic hottie that new balance tard marries
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>>26667928
Holy shit, that segment is one of the most intense things I've ever watched. I can't get over that look in his eyes when he was staring dead into the camera. Not only that, but I felt tears forming in my eyes right before he said not to cry for him. Just holy shit.
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>>26666884
We're sorry, but this video is not available in your region due to right restrictions.

Anyone have another link?
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>>26669723
http://putlockerr.me/tt3719452-watch-Autism-in-Love--online-putlocker.html
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>>26669757
Thank you, kind Anon.
Is my comment original now?
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>>26667928
I can relate but it's hard to feel bad for him because I know that I could easily get a job, car and gf if I really tried and so could he. You just have to lower your standards and accept that you will always be at the bottom of society but that doesn't mean that you can't live a normal happy life
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>>26669757
Cheer mate. You're the best.
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I want to watch this but I don't because it's the morning and I know it will just make me depressed and make me completely unproductive for the rest of the day
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>>26670134
>he says, posting on 4chan
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>>26666884
Tfw I can't watch this right now because I have to work. :(

WHY CAN'T I BE A NEET! But I love money to buy all my steam games and porn.
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>>26668415
Serious question: which is worse?

Full-blown autists "live in their own fantasy", completely encapsulated by their obsessions and unable to process outside stimuli. Are they even self-aware of his limited their life is?

Mild/moderate autists (ie.: most of r9k) able to see and understand what's happening around them, and despite having an intense desire to bond, they're stuck in read-only mode. They are fully aware of their limitations and powerless to change them.
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>>26667928
>That realization that you're different
>Wanting to make something of yourself
>Knowing you should be doing something more
>Feel inadequate around people my age because they're graduating and I'm still a wageslave loser with no friends, no gf and live with my parents
>Don't know how to fix myself and get things back on track
>Every day is another day wasted

Fuck me. I don't have autism but I'm fucked up emotionally and such. Listening to this guy though...that got me. I know the feels.
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>>26670425
for the person? mild
for everyone else? full-blown
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>>26669686
lenny's mom is ridiculously attractive until you see anything but her face.
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That category tho

>heartwarming
>HEARTWARMING

get fucked
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>can't watch it from my cunt
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not enough hard aspie fucking
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HAHAHAA AUTISM IS A FUNNY MAY MAY
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>>26670955
...is there a porn site where I can watch exclusively girls with asperger's and full blown autism?
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>>26671505
There is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts
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>>26667928
>>26670006
>>26670573

YOU HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING CHOICE! YOU CAN FIX YOURSELF

I was a self described robot for 2 years, then I just took a hard fucking look at myself and realized there was nothing about me that I couldnt change/improve upon. I would sleep in, had no motivation was overweight, and whenever I talked to girls I would stutter, and my legs would start shaking uncontrollably.

I am 24 years old, and I can now confidently approach any woman I see and ask her out. I also lost weight, and my career prospects are improving rapidly. I lost my virginity last saturday.

Protip:

Practice making a pizza, invite girl over to make pizza with you, watch Djano Unchained, then start watching Spectre 007. We're all going to be alright. I love you all.
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>>26671527
I suddenly want to lick peanut butter
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>>26672977
Buy one of these fuckers if you cant figure out how to make the dough.
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>>26673059
No thanks. Would rather read how to make one.

Turns out pizza on the grill is fucking delicious. Either make or buy pizza dough, put your sauce and toppings and shit on it, grill that motherfucker, bam, delicious pizza
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>>26673474
Dont EVER buy the dough. Getting the girl to help you make the dough is the key to the whole thing. It makes lots of wet squishy sounds and provides a good opportunity for your hands to touch accidentally. Its literally the key to the whole thing.
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>>26673543
Be sure to wash your hands before you finger her though. Don't want to give her a yeast infection.
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>>26672977
>YOU HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING CHOICE! YOU CAN FIX YOURSELF
>I was a self described robot for 2 years, then I just took a hard fucking look at myself and realized there was nothing about me that I couldnt change/improve upon. I would sleep in, had no motivation was overweight, and whenever I talked to girls I would stutter, and my legs would start shaking uncontrollably.
>I am 24 years old, and I can now confidently approach any woman I see and ask her out. I also lost weight, and my career prospects are improving rapidly. I lost my virginity last saturday.


i think that's the most autistic thing I have ever read?
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