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What are you into specifically? Pure consumption doesn't count, there has to be some modicum of original thought or effort. Gaming barely classifies, pleb shit like CoD is out. I draw and play MtG, basically the CoD of tg, but I homebrew my own decks. Post your distractions from the Void here.
>>26666412
I want to get into MTG IRL but no one plays it where I live.
>>26666443
everyone plays it where i live but i just dont know how to go about it learning it without a friend to teach me. i cant do something like learn that alone and have the attention span.
>>26666412
MTG, D&D, 40K. The holy trinity of non-weaboo neckbeards.
>>26666484
OP here, it's super complicated to understand completely and kind of complicated to learn enough to play. That being said, you'll pick it up through play naturally if you have an interest. If you want I can explain enough for you to go to a card shop and play against strangers for fun. I met cool people from it and continue to use it to alleviate loneliness
>>26666524
Is there a non-local way to play D&D? How did your play group assemble? Is there a neckbeard mating call, a musk of some kind...?
>>26666750
Roll20 and gaming clubs are a thing
>>26666412
I mostly do artsy stuff like drawing but I'm not very good at it, also started painting miniatures not long ago, I'm pretty shit at it too, pic related
Mostly video games but I own a ham radio
>>26666524
Damn, that's too true. And those are my neckbeard vices that I have. Hate having to conceal my power level.
Warhammer 40k. Got a game planned this wednesday. Also just got into Malifaux (pic related).
Used to play magic but kinda lost interest. Still like drafting tho.
I also dabble in cosplay. Basically, all hobbies that makes women run the other way (all cosplay women are lesbians)
>>26666412
I collect hentai
Every day I download my various fetishes and then proceed to sort them. I use a system to name each doujinshi based on how much I liked it. Then I place them into various folders by fetish. I keep all this content on a portable 2tb that I back up into a raid 1 array every quarter.
I mostly do not bother with hentai videos I mostly stick to doujinshi and images pulled off pixiv. I have an entire list of pixiv tags to get to the specific fetish I want. Sometimes the japs do not name things like we do so just using google translate doesn't cut it. For instance one of my faves "public use" is actually translated as "meat toilet" in Japanese.
It may not sound like much but it keeps me busy and my dick hard.
>>26666412
I like to read, write, keep up with music, love clothes shopping, yes it's a hobby and takes more thought that press x to not die so fuck you guys. I also like to build and paint models. Sadly with work and getting older I hardly do any of the above anymore. Not even the most basic like clothes shopping.
>tfw almost 30 and my activities have come down to eating, sleeping, and work.
Fuck life lads, stay young forever.
Draw, write, read.
This is a drawing I did a while ago
I like playing guitar and singing sad acoustic songs to help mask my crippling loneliness.
>>26666928
Me too. Play us a song anon.
>>26666818
Not terrible. It's a matter of practice- tutorials help but everyone figures it out for themselves. Learn to use a tiny brush or toothpick though.
>>26666913
How much hentai do you have? How often do you go into your backlog compared to fresh material?
>>26666924
Nice! Clothes and draping cloth aren't bad at all. Learn your anatomy though, if you can really picture a hand they won't come out wonky.
Andrew Loomis isn't a meme
Worldbuilding I guess
I just vaguely describe the various happenings in a world I created. I can't write for shit so there is very little actual storytelling involved.
Lifting weights, motorcycling, and used to collect WW2 memorabilia.
Still have lots of Nazi and SA things.
>>26666913
I do something similar but with all kinds of porn (even have some 3dpd) because my fetishes are pretty specific. I go through many gigabytes of stuff ever week the sort them on a portable HDD.
>>26667037
HOLY SHIT I thought I was alone. My shit looks like a textbook from a parallel dimension, it's so dry.
>>26667016
Thanks bro, I'm terrible with hands and feet, face especially, hence why the guy has a cross instead of an actual face
>>26667037
>>26667077
Are you me?
>currently have 71 pages written about a sci-fi world I created
>>26666993
I go into my backlog all the time. I normally will not even fap to the new material right away. It sort of gets me in the mood and then I go look at what ever fetish I feel like viewing that day.
I have 1.6tb of it. Not sure how many doujins that is but its a lot. I should note that the videos I do have are not on the 1.6tb drive. Shota is also not on that drive.
I should note when I separate by category I assign the material to folders based on its age. Older slave douins go into "slave 1" and so on. Often I will work my way forward or backwards in a fetish over the course of many fap sessions. When i do this I keep a simple text document that says where I left off.
When I separate by how much I like something, its like this
> Ok = decent but not great
>good = may be worth looking at
>great = awesome
>GREATO= timeless masterpiece of fapping material i will always go back to this
Any file not marked with those tags means its open to review at a later point in time. If I straight up dislike something I delete it.
I'm a neet who collects and fucks tinder sluts
>>26667071
Same here I sort my content almost every day. I never let it go more than 2 days because it starts piling up.
>>26666976
I should've mentioned I'm a terrible singer, but I don't even care I just do it because it helps me feel.
>>26667097
Masks are a thing. Hands though, hands are an enormous ally once you master them and a bitter enemy until then. Start with hand-bones man, for real.
>>26666750
Roll 20 if there are no shops around, if there are, which unless you're in the furthest boonies you can go there, socialize and meet neckbeard friends
>>26667211
would robots be willing to start a group?
>>26667164
So am I. I'm going to record a song for the rthread though
>>26666412
>Pure consumption doesn't count, there has to be some modicum of original thought or effort.
Fuck you, I collect CDs.
>>26667380
Been a while since I've given a grand tour.
>>26666412
Anything cycling. Especially mountain biking.
I used to play MTG as well on and off for over a decade, but that shit's expensive yo. I still keep up with the cards and decks, but don't actively play.
>tfw no qt cycling gf
>>26666412
Reflector mage is gr8, basically all I do is playing magic. Heres a picture of one of my old pauper decks.
>>26667396
50's shelf.
Nearly my entire collection is old stuff, 50's/60's/70's.
>>26667418
60's here.
I like singing even though I have a weird voice and I suck at it. Here's a low energy song about hating your friends.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S5ZC1Zj8qK
>>26666412
i play bass and listen to music, i also collect vinyls
>>26667442
I fucking love box sets that collect an artist's complete recorded work.
>>26667457
>vinyls
>s
pls no
I bike race.
I also play in an ArmA 3 milsim unit.
>Pic related me at a race a year ago.
>>26667477
More box sets <3
>>26667480
What smooth, coltish legs you have, anon.
>>26667501
CDs amassed over the last half-year or so that I've been too lazy to file away.I haven't even listened to some, I know I have a problem
>>26667523
27-volume anthology of 50's rockabilly from various record labels, one of the crown jewels of my collection tbqhwy.
>>26667414
I run something similar, except I drop the Cyclopes and go deep with one-drops: swiftspears, blistercoil weirds and nivmagus elementals. Slip through space let's me attack two or three times reliably, so I just run storm pieces into a t3 kill.
>>26667572
Haven't played for a bit slip seems great can you beat mono black? My problem was all my decks besides burn died to mono black after treasure cruise got banned.
>>26667549
And lastly, most of my records.
As you may figure by looking at some of the artists, it's EXTREMELY hard for me to find people to talk about the music I like with. Even on forums full of boomers, the discussion rarely extends before roughly 1966 except for jazz. Oh well.
>>26667418
>>26667442
>>26667477
>>26667501
>>26667549
>>26667523
What do you actually listen to? What's your AOTY
I play bass, and produce shitty songs I guess
>>26667593
I can beat anything if I draw the right hand. Swiftspears has haste and I have expedites besides, so I can win out of hand unless they have 2 pieces of removal ON t3. I get the right cards about 35% of the time, it really doesn't matter what I'm playing against. It's creature storm: the dumbest thing ever.
>>26666412
really into music
bro always had guitars (nice ones too) so after 4 years of saxophone I decided to get into guitar last year and now its one of my main hobbies
other than that Im really into vintage american clothes (varsity jackets, boots, denims and coats)
another thing I enjoy is tidying my room and making it comfy and having day trips to parks and museums whilst tripping on acid
I play with toy soldiers.
>>26666892
Disgusting, get them painted. I played Malifaux for the first time this weekend. I found it overwhelming, crazy and fun. I won a game because I shot one of my own crew and they exploded dealing damage to my opponents leader. Good fun.
>>26666818
Everyone starts miniature painting in their own time. The blue guys were my first batch of minatures since not painting since I was 14(25 now).
After a few combat squads you'll be so so so so much better, don't give up.
>>26666892
Good taste anon. Great models good game.
white supremacy
racial hatred
cuckoldry
donald trump
>consumption doesn't count, but my stupid MtG hobby, which is based around buying cards, does
Nah, fuck off.
>>26667621
TLoP my nigga
But really, what I posted is the type of stuff I actually listen to. I haven't bought any albums that were newly recorded/released in the past year since like 2011.
One album I got recently that really impressed me was a compilation by an early-90's rockabilly revival group called Go Cat Go. Very authentic sound. [Please excuse the first 40ish seconds]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQms6ZZzM4I
>>26667705
Why did you post the same thing four times?
>>26667456
Nice song anon
>CoD of tcg
More like CS. Cod would be HS or something
>>26667713
Think the idea is that as a consumer of movies you're not an active part of it. Though I'd disagree with that.
>>26667850
I think it's fine so long as you're really thinking about and/or discussing it.
I do programming, knitting and work out.
I've stopped knitting.
I've shifted from programming to learning to code shaders.
I actually have a plan to follow for my workout. Today is a rest day. Feels good.
>>26667850
I know exactly what he meant, I just think that MtG is a hobby for faggots that's hardly any different than playing video games. The only difference is MtG requires constant purchases and includes a larger random element.
If they were playing D&D or something it would be different; that requires actual creative energy.
Why don't you dorks just play poker or something? That develops actual skills and isn't played exclusively by fat, smelly cheeto-breathers.
![img_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Bk7fym.jpg "img_0[1].jpg")
Being a huge fucking weeb the only reason I have any sort of stable income is to go see 2.5D idols in JP. Same reason I also happen to still have friends outside of the one dude I still speak to from HS days.
I guess I also paper MTG but I don't really see the people I used to play with anymore and I don't want to play MTGO.
>>26667892
You were there? Pretty cool
40k and Gunpla mostly
modeling in general is fun, enjoying the solitude.
>>26667888
I guess but I find it hard not to consider building creative. It's constrained creativity for sure but it's not like the best decks are just using the top cards on tier lists.
>poker
Not sure that'd be much fun. I certainly enjoy TCG more.
>>26667686
Those models aren't mine, although mine aren't painted yet either. Just put them together yesterday.
>>26667695
Thanks brah. I love them pigs. Also got a Gracie
>>26666412
I have been riding motorbikes since I was about 9, and road bikes since I was 16, ten years ago. I used to love it so much. I never really bothered getting a car licence and would spend all of my days riding and my nights talking with motorbikie friends. I even briefly had a job delivering mail on a motorbike, but I got fired for doing jumps on it.
About 5.5 years ago I bought pic related. It's cliche but it was love at first sight. I started out looking at $2000 busted old pieces of shit, but once I Sat on this one, that was it. I paid $16,000 and I was the happiest man on earth.
I rode that bike everywhere. I commuted on it, I did weekend rides, track days, long tours, picked up girls, even spent way more time off road than a motorcycle like this probably should have. I have almost gone the distance of three times around the equator on it!
But as I got older, it got harder, it hurt more, the police brutally force fucked me a whole bunch of times, the upkeep costs became a struggle.
And I was drinking more and more and the rest of my life fell apart. And then the coldest fucking winter I can ever remember happened. Suddenly it wasn't fun anymore.
Im too old and slow and a lifetime of bad decisions mean I hardly ever ride now. But I got the bike out Friday and went for a cruise in just jeans and a t shirt.
I got stung by a bee.
Just
>>26668066
Would read the full novel/10
I obsessively lift weights to deal with the grief of the suicide of my 1 female friend and oneitis for like 8 years. She killed herself because her Chad boyfriend left her.
I've put on 12-15 pounds in the last 6 months, lifting 6 days a weekly until I'm so sore it feels like my arms will fall off. Maybe if I was really buff she would have been able to return my affection. I'm starting to get these ugly stretch marks but since I'm a NEET and alcohol isn't a very healthy way to kill my emotions I just keep lifting weights.
I miss her robots.
I play Vanguard which is just an even worse weeb version of MTG
>tfw in too deep to quit now
>>26666412
I like to go to Trump rallies, and support Trump. Because I'm not a cuck and I'm a really tough Alpha.
guess im the only anon who skates
>>26668205
every wannabe cool dude i met in the last 5 years skates
i cant really complain since hey at least they are not douchebags about it but the you skate bro? hell yeah i skate gets really tiring fast, its like watching someone whjo thought bart simpson would always be cool
I collect rare pepes
>>26666412
I can't stop collecting expeditions.
Pic is a stupid proxy I made because I didn't want to damage my copy.
>CoD is out
>I play MtG
Yeah, shit thread. Try again.
Anyone else write? I'm interested in seeing some excerpts from fellow robots
I play golf,warhammer 40k,trade horse racing, i enjoy cycling around howden resevoir in the peak district,it's comfy if you go at 6am when its empty and watch the sun rise
>>26669136
i play this as i cycle around the lake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpqSdORmCX4
I like playing poker, I play some strategy video games too if that counts for anything
Any pilots here? Looking to start my PPL next month.
>>26667061
You seem to be a nice person
Where do you live?
>>26667306
I would, anon
>>26667456
Like the song anon, more please
>>26667456
Downloaded
>>26667113
>1.6tb
danm son whered' you find that
