TIFU. greentext incoming. This is prewritten so no bullshit. First time so bear with me
>be me
>know this girl for a few months
>let's call her Girl A
> met her at a amusement park through another girl I've known since 6th grade
>let's call this one Girl B
>Girl A- I've known for a few months
>Girl B- I've known since sixth grade
>remember this
>both of these girls live in a small mobile home park along with tons of other kids
>I go over there a lot so I meet all these kids
>I've been going to this mobile home park a little while before I met Girl A
>I didn't meet her there because she's shy and didn't come out of her house
>me and Girl A become friends at amusement park.
>I take her phone and put my number in because I'm too much of a faggot to ask her myself
>we text
>she gets another girl to tell me she likes me
>we both are apparently super shy
>I really like her but after thinking about it I have to reject her
>I still like Girl B
>rejecting her, feeling like shit
>didn't tell her I liked Girl B
>few weeks later me and Girl B are texting
>wants me to transfer schools to her school
>I'm down because her school is really close to my house
>school I was currently going to is super far
>if I transfer schools me and Girl B will become inseparable
>feeling alpha asf
Continued if anyone shows interest
>>26666180
Keep going OP, interested. Tell your story.
REEEEE NORMIE OUTsounds interesting desu op keep going
Definitely continue OP
>>26666228
nice quads. here goes nothing
The Story of Girl A, Part 2
>Girl B tells me I have to be friends with this dude
>Girl B tells me I REALLY have to be friends with this dude
>I
>Gotta
>Be
>Friends
>With
>This
>Dude
>"why do you want me to be friends with this dude"
>Girl B says "You have to get closer to HIM so he can be closer to ME"
>my heart fucking broke
>I couldn't breathe
>there goes my life
>play it cool. she doesn't know I like her
>haven't told anyone to this day what happened
> fast forward few months
>there's this other girl that lives in mobile home park
>she's turning 15
>she's Mexican so she invites me to her quincenara
>yea ok
>I go over there every Wednesday and Sunday to practice
>today i went
>before I leave the house Girl A sends me a picture
Cont.
keep going desu op senpai #orignialcomment
>>26666268
OP here. I'm trying to post the next part but it says non-ascii text isn't allowed. in just using regular text nothing different. What's going on?
>>26666268
>>>>>>>>>>quads
Fucking reddit fag doesn't know what quads are get the fuck out
>>26666429
I mean technically its the last 4 digits but there are 4 of the same numbers in a row so I felt like calling them quads
>>26666455
No that's not how that works fuck you and fuck your story. Now I'm pissed. Thanks.
>>26666268
>before I leave the house Girl A sends me a picture
>its on snapchat and its only like 4 seconds
>her phone propped up on blankets, some YouTube video
>arm on top of screen
>cut scars
>ohshit.jpg
>pretend not to notice it
>"what video are you watching"
>I save all the messages on snapchat but its not letting me scroll up that far
>something along the lines of "Ill tell you when you get here"
>I eat take a shower and ask dad to drive me
>Im at the mobile home park
>theres this pool area you can only get into if you have a key
>take shoe off
>stick it through the holes of the gate
>use shoe to push down handle on other side
>lol Im in
>text Girl B where is she
>she responds 5 mins later and says she just woke up
>I tell her its 1:30 pm so get outside ur house
>"buy me chips"
>if I buy her chips shell get up
>text Girl A Im going to the corner store
>she wants chips
>walk to corner store
>Girl B wants 2 bags of chips
>Girl A wants 1 bag
>I want a drink
>shit is cheap so its like 5 bucks
> walk to Girl Bs house
>tell Girl A to go there also
>I got the wrong chips
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.png
>picrelated
>they taste pretty good so its aight
Cont.
I'm a Reddit newfag and this is why I don't post anything on 4chan
>>26666494
ok I'm a 4Chan noob sorry bb
>>26666577
Lul, my first dubs
>>26666607
hey you got an extra 6 In there
>>26666625
He just got quints. Kek.
>>26666568
The Story of Girl A, part 4
>a few other kids from practice show up
>where the fuck is girl A
>whatever give her time
>were all talking and messing around
>i tell Girl B about the scars
>she agrees it's probably self harm
>Girl A finally comes
>we're halfway through her chip bag
>oh well
>she doesn't seem to mind
>she's wearing long sleeves, I wonder why
>southern California, hot as fuck
>I pull Girl B to the side and make her notice the long sleeves
>it's definitely self harm
>me, Girl A, and 2 other kids walk to this hamburger place
>Girl A pulls me aside and starts to explain the picture she sent me
>I cut her off and told her I know why she's wearing the long sleeves
Cont.
You're fucking 12 and no one gives a fuck about this story, back to le leddit with you fucking normie newfag.
>>26666682
no I'm 13 get it right baka
>>26666673
The Story of Girl A, part 5
>I cut her off and told her I know why she's wearing the long sleeves
>"oh you do?"
>"yeah I noticed it in the snapchat"
>"oh"
>I'm not a very sensitive guy so it's not awkward for me
>might be awkward for her
>go about our day as usual
>we are all messing around so we start practice really late
>it sucks and no one's really paying attention
>Girl A might be annoyed at me
>just doing random stupid shit
>I have a habit of kicking (lightly tapping) people's ankles
>yeah its a weird habit and people get annoyed by it
>nothing too serious
>I notice Girl A is a bit off
>more annoyed than usual
>well earlier she told me she was on her period
>ok
>finally finish practice
>7:30 so it's a bit late
>I have school the next day
>my grandma doesn't like driving in the dark and she has to pick me up
>we run around in the dark and play tag and shit
>grandma picks me up at 8
>drive home
>walk to my room
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
Just kidding.
>decide to browse LeafyIsHere's tweets
>he's a YouTuber if you don't know
>hisssssss.jpeg
>I see a picture of a human arm in a computer program
>the wrist is selected and the mouse is hovering over the cut tool
>picrelated
>lmao that's funny
Cont.
just post a tdlr please this shit is too boring
>>26666824
I will after I post the last part
The Story of Girl A, part 6 (final part)
>decide to send it to Girl A
>I think it's just a joke but she's pissed
>I don't know how it feels to self harm
>this humor isn't that bad, is it?
>shes
>fucking
>pissed
>her: "fuck you"
>me: "lmao I couldn't resist"
>"go die in a hole"
>"I deserve to, sorry"
>"you deserve to very much"
>"but it's still kinda funny"
>"no go away if your gonna be my friend stop doing shit like this ok bye"
>???.jpg
>stop doing shit like what
>it was a joke and it was very insensitive
>I said sorry but I mean to me it was kinda funny
>I don't usually annoy her too bad
>today she's just off
>I feel like major dick nontheless
>tell some people in a group chat what happened
>it's an Undertale group chat, so everyone there plays undertale
>Undertale is a new rpg game
>not tryna advertise here but it's a really good game
>not a sponsor of toby fox
>they send me a picture and tell me to send it to Girl A
>picrelated
>I've told Girl A about Undertale but she doesn't play it
>whythefucknot.png
>I send her the picture and tell her it's from undertale
>I tell her a friend just showed me it
>I apologize again
>a few minutes later
>She replies
>open snapchat
>"Bye"
>well shit
That's my story. This might just get lost and 404'd but I need to get this off my chest. I have no one else to tell. Or maybe it will up on the front page with tons of people calling me a massive faggot. Which I probably am. I'm not attention-whoreing, I just wanted to get this off my chest. Hope you enjoyed.
TL;DR: friend of mine revealed she was self harming. and she was on her period. I made a joke about it and she's pissed and won't talk to me anymore even after I apologized
>>26666954
ahahahah why would u make a joke about cutting are you like 12.
>>26666954
That was the absolute most shitty story I have ever heard. This is some fucking 7th grade level shit right here.
I thought at first you might just be the most pathetic, useless human being I've had the displeasure of encountering in all my years on this Earth. You are from Reddit after all. But now I realize, you're a beacon of hope.
A living testament to potential aborted fetuses everywhere. That they too, can one day dodge that rusty coat hanger and emerge victorious unto this universe to steal oxygen and piss everyone off.
Please kill yourself.
Fuck you,
Anon
>>26666954
I read this expecting more.
This was just a letdown in general.
>>26666954
Get a load of this fedoralord.
The thing about self harm, is that it is all for attention. Girls love to cut there arms and make a big deal about it. However when met with an undesired reaction ie: jokes, they go into full damage control mode.
Either way, you're better off. Girls like that are nothing but trouble.
I'm gonna leave this here on the front page just so I can read the hilarious replies
>>26667043 your the best so far
>>26667149
>tfw posts shitty story
>tfw people say its shit
>pretend like it doesn't matter
Your story was complete shit anon. Its true, please kill yourself. You're a shit friend and a shit human being.
>>26666954
this story is fucking stupid. youre fucking stupid. everything here is stupid. why do i keep coming back for stupid shit like this.
Worst fucking story I've ever heard what are you like 15?
Fuck off
