>One chance at life
>Born in the cuckolding era of BBCs
>One chance at life
>Born before the alien invasion
>Born too early to be forced to breed dozens of times a day to supply the demand for the smooth, soft fetus skin that decorates the clothing of the wealthy xenos
>One chance at life
>Too weak willed and generally afraid of everything to be an elite SOF operator
>>26666115
i know that feel
>bitchy scientists always complaining about their fucking ties
>shitty itchy uniform
>zero safety protocols
i hate my job
but whats wrong with that op?
>one chance at life
>born with natural predisposition to storing fat in my breasts
I'm a man. I cannot wear t shirts. I'm not even fat anymore, but my bosoms still bulge a bit. Not even gyno, just awful genetics.
>>26666165
This and manlet with shitty facial hair genetics.
>one more chance at life
>get banned from it for posting future spoilers on 4chan
>>26666191
try to get as thin as possible while also doing lots of chest workouts. building muscle in my chest helped a lot with my appearence
>>26666191
>become trap
original comment
>>26666242
I'm still working on losing weight, going to get just below normal BMI range, then bulk softly for a while, then cut hard. Hopefully that will eradicate them. Thank you for the advice.
>>26666244
I'm not a homosexual though
>>26666167
>One Chance at life
>Graduate top of my class from MIT
>get 100kjob right off the bat
>no gf, but starting to earn enough money for crippling social anxiety to not matter
>one faggot scientist decides to move the timetable up and drop safety standards
>forced to spend an infinity playing dogtoy to some alien psychic
>potential qt taken away
>Gabe drops a disk drive and can't bend over, canceling my any chance at happiness
>one chance at life
>fucked up with my only chance of having a girlfriend when I was 12
>sometimes wonder how differently my life would have gone if I hadn't left her
>>26666272
Doesn't matter, I would say its easier to attract females as a trap honestly.
>One chance at life.
>Keep thinking I have finally unlocked a body like Zyzz.
>I am probably delusional.
>It's probably just my body dysmorphia.
>Tfw I'll never have a body like Zyzz without copious amounts of roids.
>given ONE chance to live a happy life, with the right combination of genetics and hard work, things will be just perf-
>born with a 4 inch peepee
>>26665904
>One chance at life
>circumcised at birth without my consent
>now i have to do foreskin restoration for 3 years
>one chance at life
>managed to be the .01 percent of the population that is an above average looking non mentally ill intelligent straight white male from the usa that also has rich parents and is a trust fund baby that will also be inheriting his dads business in about 10 years
>tfw despite all this i still cant get a gf
kill me
>>26666391
uh, you already killed yourself, Elliot Roger.
>>26666319
Post progress pics anon.
>>26666401
>white
>non mentally ill
also he had like a 4 inch penis, mine is nearly twice that
>>26666391
Why are you so fucking shallow? Oh wait how could you possibly answer that question? Enjoy your limited qualia I guess.
t. angry poor fag
>one chance at life
>born during the decline of your civilization.
At this point all I can do is hope the Chinese don't fall for the same traps.
>one chance at life
Fuck you. Cancer took my uncle. In a year. I mean..we know our loved ones will die. But cancer? Really?
And I can't...I don't know how to handle this. I can't...stop...crying
please...anyone...help me
>>26666425
>Inb4: "Chad pls leave."
I am legit trying to become the next Zyzz, except, you know, natty.
>>26666544
I mean, I'd keep that bod.post benis :DD
There is nothing wrong with being a cuckold though.
>>26666517
>watched my grandpop go from genius community leader to confused geezer to dementia-stricken naked, thrashing on the bed, skeleton in just a few years
>it's genetic. I'll get it too.
>my pop took it upon himself to fucking change his own father's diapers and force-feed him baby food
>see him weeping about it a few times after grandpop passed
>pop's getting really forgetful lately
>I'm next
>>26666544
ugh, i work hard at the gym but my diet is trash. i am miring
>>26666656
besides the fact that it's inherently emasculating and is rooted in deep insecurity and self-hatred.
>>26666544
6.5 out of 10 you should be proud anon you're probably more fit then 90% of this board but you'll never be a fit a the god
>>26666792
>but you'll never be as fit as the god
Just drown in my mom's spaghetti, familia.
>>26666656
It perfectly captures every single social ill we're currently facing. It is the perfect embodiment of our horrid zeitgeist.
>>26666544
Good work anon, work a little bit more leg volume into your regime and then cut in a few month or so and you'll look great.
Shave that shit beard and buy some underwear without holes in them and you're grand as it is anyway, but if you want excellence, you should follow the advice I gave.
>>26666656
wot? dafuq u mean niqqa
>>26666846
id be ok with being a cuck if i could get a gf. dont care if im raising her and some other dudes kids, dont care if she cheats on me, in fact i would probably allow her to do it a few times a month. as long as i have a gf.
>>26666836
The beard looks decent when it is grown out. It kinda sucks though cause if it grows out too long I end up looking like some Jihadist. And the shit takes months to grow out. I'm just tired of having it shaved, you know.
>>26666889
>666833
Beard or no: More leg volume and a careful cut will see you right.
>>26666912
If you're going to throw out advice like you know what you're talking about I'd like to see what you look like
>>26667129
why you mad brah
>>26666886
That's beta as hell though. Why would you sell yourself for so little?
>>26667144
Not mad just wanna know if you practice what u preach
A lot of skinnyfags are Internet PTs
Who /cuckfetish/ here? I jack off to it all the time, but the idea of it happening to me isn't appealing at all, so I figure it's fine.
I think I like it so much because no one loves me, so seeing a sexually arousing betrayal reinforces my belief that I shouldn't even try with women.
>>26667198
because i have a micropenis
>>26667221
Same here.
No girl has ever wanted me, but I've had to put up with watching women pursue other guys my whole life.
I've also had things like my own mother insisting that I'm a misogynist if I don't want an "experienced woman", and people basically encouraging real cuckoldry all around me my entire life (aka serial dating).
I'm a victim of general female sexual abuse of boys
>one chance at life
>born ginger with asperges
JUST
>>26667129
I haven't actually lifted for about a year kek, but I'll be starting up again soon for track cycling.
If you really like, I can snap you a pic of my legs, my upper body isn't DYEL at the moment but it's not impressive either.
What would that prove anyway? All I can give you is the fruit of my experience and research; you don't have to believe anything I say anon.
>>26666833
Stop trying to sound smart.
>captures our zeitgeist
Doesn't even make sense using the world like that, fucking faggot.
Kill yourself
