ask a millionaire trust fund baby anything
no i won't give you money
>>26665189
>no i won't give you money
then fuck off
How do you stave off boredom?
>>26665189
what do your parents do?
How much do you have? I'm a trust fund baby as well. I get $35,000 a month until I turn 35, then I receive a lump sum of $25,000,000
>>26665219
i used to play a lot of vidya but now it doesn't give me joy
been reading shitty fantasy novels, looking forward to new better call saul episodes
>>26665227
my dad manages properties we own in the bay area
my mom is a whore who probably spends all day fucking chad, i don't know
>>26665189
not your blog fuck off bitch fag
>>26665285
you're a lot richer than me
i don't actually get anything, i just have a credit card that links to my dad's account
>>26665307
please make an interesting thread then
>>26665325
Oh I see. My parents both passed away when I was relatively young, but my father was the senior Vice President of a major health insurance company and because of that was quite wealthy.
Enjoy the best of both worlds (parents and money) while you can, my man.
>>26665388
>Enjoy the best of both worlds (parents and money) while you can, my man.
The cliche is that even though his parents are alive he never sees them.
Idk if that's true though.
Lol... what use is money if you don't have a name attached to it?
I'm literally descended from high nobility, new money pleb.
>>26665189
Is there pressure on you to perform certain duties once you're of age? (Say, take over the family business, get a degree in a specific field or perhaps marry someone from an equally wealthy family)
What have your parents done to make sure you manage your money well? Who handles investments on their part?
Do you have any siblings or close relatives who may also have a stake in the will?
Why aren't you in a private school right now, double majoring and paying multiple tutors to hand-hold you through all your classwork?
What, in your opinion, makes you a "robot"? How come you haven't fixed it with money?
Do you have any "poor" friends?
How do you watch Bloomberg TV without cable? I'm trying out cord cutting and it's honestly the cable channel I miss the most.
>>26665285
calling you out for lying bruh
>>26665419
I didn't think robots could descend from good bloodlines.
>>26665419
Your good name means nothing anymore in this age of capitalists without a large fortune attached to it. Can you still claim to be landed gentry in this modern day and age?
>>26665468
All good things degenerate over time. Nothing can last forever.
>>26665490
Sort of like Western civilization then, right?
How threatened do you feel for the safety of your money with the prospect of a Sanders presidency?
>>26665189
can i get 10 bucks for a pizza?
>>26665477
The family fortune is still substantial by today's standards and we still have considerable land holdings. Our cattle alone is worth in excess of 70m USD and that's considered a hobby venture.
>>26665388
my mother cheated on my dad and sucks away income, i hate her.
I'm sorry about your parents.
>>26665406
i see my dad a lot actually, we get a long really well but don't share many interests.
>>26665424
there's not a lot of pressure. a real estate company directly manages the properties and my dad just gives them permissions and such. it's not a really difficult job and i''ll be able to handle it.
my mom is a spendthrift and horrible with money, i guess my dad enforced modesty with money in me for a while. i don't buy many things.
no siblings, no close relatives. there's no family besides me and my dad on his side.
i don't see a need to go to college and am currently an aimless neet
i don't have any friends and am a khv. i haven't fixed it because i don't see a point in escorts
i don't watch any tv directly
>>26665513
i haven't, although i know we're already getting cucked by commiefornia taxes
>>26665520
no.
Where is the money derived from?
>>26665563
Why not go to college and learn about something that interests you? Work at something you find appealing? Being in a position where you don't have to work for money is a really lucky hand you've been dealt, but if you apply yourself to something constructive you'll probably be a lot happier than a NEET who sits around all day.
Being financially independent isn't about never doing anything, it's about never NEEDING to do anything
>>26665563
Want a pic of my gf's feet for pizza money
>>26665291
can your dad hook me up with an apartment in the bay? i'm sick of living at home and i'm a poorfag
>>26665189
Bro if you're really a robot and can't get laid, hire a qt high end hooker for a year of girlfriend experience service. You can bang her anytime you want and if you're lonely you'll have company. If you want time alone you can tell her to get lost and if you want to travel you'll at least have a companion and it won't be as lonely.
She'll probably stick around when the times up either to try marry into your money or because she genuinely likes you, but even a whore as a companion is better than being alone. Pick a girl that's new in the business and only like 18.
I'm jealous, you're lucky that you can travel and get sex whenever you want, those are pretty much the 2 things I want in life :/
>>26665586
real estate, we rent out apartment buildings and such
my grandpa was the one to really boost us up, though my dad's gotten us a lot too
>>26665623
because i have shit tier interests that i'm not sure if i even enjoy any of them
i've thought about traveling but doing it by yourself seems kind of sad
>>26665656
no charity
>>26665647
post picture of her with dildo in ass full body face showing with timestamp
>>26665673
women are all whores
i don't want to be close to one
>>26665563
>my mom is a spendthrift and horrible with money
You seem to really have something against your mom. Do you feel she is/was just a "trophy wife" for your dad?How did they meet?
>i don't see a need to go to college and am currently an aimless neet
That saddens me anon. You have more opportunities open to you than 99% of other people your age and you squander it. I'd be in school for life is money allowed.Instead I work, save money for a semester, go to school, then work again. I've tried doing both simultaneously, but I can't into time management. Can't borrow, nobody will lend me money hereSurely there's something you have an interest in?
>i don't have any friends and am a khv. i haven't fixed it because i don't see a point in escorts
I didn't mean to suggest you paid for companionship. It's just that, I think if I were you I'd attend some seminars or pay for coaching on how to better my mannerisms and speech to project more confidence and fake empathy. At the very least try different hobbies and take part in teams/clubs/meets and interact with people with common interests.
>i don't watch any tv directly
Yeah, I was just testing the boundaries of "ask me anything" I'll ask /g/ sometime.
Where do you shop for your clothes? Do you look at price tags?
Hillary has been copying Sanders' platform. Do you think she'll take your money too or is she just saying it to steal votes from the sociajew?
>>26665707
>no charity
welp i tried
what does your average day comprise of?
>>26665762
I bet it has something to do with counting his moneys
>>26665707
Solo travel is absolutely not sad. Probably half of the people you meet in hostels in Southeast Asia or Europe are traveling by themselves and everyone is looking to meet people and hang out and go sightseeing or partying. I'm literally autistic (like diagnosed Asperger syndrome, socializing is hard) but putting myself outside of my comfort zone and meeting people from all over the world did wonders for my confidence.
If partying and drinking with strangers isn't your style, there are still some gorgeous natural and artificial places out there in the world. Go see Angkor Wat or the Hagia Sofia; go to Svalbard and see the Northern Lights; go to Morocco and ride a camel out into the Sahara Desert; go to the Galapagos Islands and go scuba diving and help hatch baby tortoises. You have all the resources to have experiences that 99.99% of people will never have, might as well give it a shot.
Buy a one-way ticket somewhere and if you decide you don't like it, what the fuck do you care? You've got the money to go back the next day if you want.
>>26665388
>my dad died young
>vp of health insurance
lmao
>>26665736
i think he legitimately cared about her more than most guys with trophy wives, but didn't recognize that she was using him.
my interests are the usual /r9k/ trash, anime, vidya, etc
i think i'm actually pretty good at projecting a non-beta personality when i'm approached, i've just never pursued other people.
i used to just wear autist tier graphics tees and such, but last year i starting ripping off r/mfa. i don't buy any outrageously expensive clothes though, it's a waste of money.
>>26665741
i think people hate hillary too much to let her be president
>>26665762
i play vidya and watch movies/anime sometimes. i probably spend most of my time just reading shit here though
i order food for dinner
>>26665890
it triggers my civ autism that you can't spell hagia sophia. also a lot of those activities seem unfun. also, what will my dad think if i tell him i'm going across the world then come back a day later
>>26665952
although i'd like to ad to the travel part, i would be pretty interested in seeing the architecture and stuff of different countries. i've never left the us unless hawaii counts.
i'll think about traveling but i'm still not sure.
>>26665952
It triggers my linguistics autism that you can't spell it in the original Greek. Any Latinization is gonna fuck it up some but you're correct that Hagia Sophia is the most common one, and that it's consistent with its use of the h.
Well then what HAVE you thought about doing when you travel? I'm probably putting the cart before the horse by rattling off places that interest me, so narrow down what you're interested in to some combo of:
History?
Museums?
Nature?
Beaches?
Diving, snorkeling?
Wildlife?
Food?
Prostitutes?
Nightlife?
Festivals?
Islands?
Renting yachts, speedboats, ATVs?
Adventure tourism, skydiving, bungee jumping?
Cities?
Rural areas?
And if you come back right after you leave your dad is gonna think you tried something and failed, which is a hell of a lot less shameful than never trying at all.
>>26666117
>History?
i used to be a huge romaboo but i'm not sure if i like italy in it's modern state. i guess i'd like to see the castles and shit in europe.
>Museums?
louvre? i don't know of any besides it and the one in new york that has the kids book about it. i went to the smithsonian in highschool and it was neat.
>Nature?
no
>Beaches?
i burn
>Diving, snorkeling?
no
>Wildlife?
no
>Food?
i used to be really fat so now i don't get as much enjoyment out of eating as i should
>Prostitutes?
pretty gross
>Nightlife?
i'm too much of an autist to enjoy social stuff like that
>Festivals?
i don't really know of any interesting ones. the one of idiot abroad with the elephant baba looked interesting, but the episode also made india look completely awful.
>Islands?
why would i go to an island
>Renting yachts, speedboats, ATVs?
i don't really see the appeal
>Adventure tourism, skydiving, bungee jumping?
only a retard would jump willingly out of a plan or off a cliff
>Cities?
major european cities if they're not the new mecca /pol/ says they are. tokyo if japs don't hate white people like /r9k/ says they do.
>Rural areas?
no
>>26666249
forgot sara pic
Another trust fund baby reporting in, though I'm a bit lower on the totem pole than some of the other posters. Family fortune around $10m, of which I stand to inherit 3-4 depending on various factors.
Parents have done a lot for me, elite private school, covered my university fees, bought me 2 cars, covered half my rent for the first year after I moved out, bought me a lot of nice furniture and set me up with my first job through connections. Plus I have travelled the world and eaten some of the best food on the planet.
ama i guess?
>>26666249
>Likes history, Rome
>Likes big European cities
>Likes unique architecture
You should go to Spain. Bring sunscreen.
>Huge Roman influence, lots of remnants of Imperial hegemony
>Barcelona and Madrid are both hubs of modern Europe
>Castles fucking everywhere, unique mixture of medieval Catholic and Muslim influence in architecture
>3% Muslim, muh Reconquista
If you were a Catholic priest would you little boys?
>>26666360
I'll think about it but I'm still not sure if it would be worth having to fake my personality and dealing with the anxiety of talking to people. You've written a lot and I appreciate it, though.
>>26666304
why are you here
>>26666400
No.
>>26666445
I've been here since before it was frog central, although /r9k/ has gone from my main board to like my 4th board lately. Came to 4chan during chanology.
I enjoy the fact that if you post bullshit on here someone will call you out on it, keeps you sharp and constantly developing your ideas. I also like the fact that you have a clean slate with each thread.
I'm also bad at socializing in general, I only have 2 real friends and I haven't had sex in almost 2 years now.
Do you ever think you missed out by being rich?
Are you happy?
Do you think always being rich has negatively affected your personality?
>>26665189
Who said anything about money? Buy me Xcom Enemy Unkown on Steam.
>>26665189
How much money does your trust fund hold? got 1.2M in mine and recieved 150k so far
>>26666445
Any time, man. Glad I could give you some ideas, hope you give /trv/ a visit sometime. Traveling by myself was way outside of my comfort zone as well, and I was fucking terrified of talking to strangers in my hostels. I came to really enjoy it though, people seemed like they judged me so much less than strangers back home.
NEET with money. That has to be nice.
>>26666659
>Xcom Enemy Unknown
Literally Why?
>>26666626
What I will miss out on is knowing if I could have made it on my own.
Everything I ever achieve will be undermined by the thought that I was only able to do it because I had a head start.
In general I am happy, there are things I want to change in my life, but I'm making progress in most of them. And career wise I'm doing exactly what I want to do.
I don't think it has negatively affected me, but it has definitely isolated/alienated me from a lot of my peers. Also I am a snob about some things, and that makes less fortunate people insecure.
>>26666626
I think I'm incredibly lucky. I might've missed out on some coming of age type shit like getting a job, but I'm definitely not complaining.
I'm not really happy or unhappy, just mostly bored.
I can't really say if being rich has affected my personality negatively. I don't think it has, but at the same time I took the empathy test that was posted here earlier and got like an 11.
>>26666659
Just pirate it you fuck.
>>26666696
I said earlier, I just take money out of my Dad's account. Passive income is around a million a year, afaik.
>>26666722
I read a couple of interesting Thailand threads on /trv/. I'll check it out.
>>26666780
It's p. cozy.
>>26666791
No offense, but if you really have a similar personality type to other robots, then you probably wouldn't have become wildly successful. Be happy that you won the genetic lottery. I am.
>>26666815
I am definitely happy to be in the position I'm in. No way that feeling of achievement would be worth the struggle.
>>26666815
>trust fund babby
>no trust fund
so basicly just a babby
>>26665189
Do you have extremely hot chicks at your disposal OP, even if they are hookers ?
>>26666898
I didn't realize people took it so literally.
Why does it matter?
>>26666934
I'm sure I could hire an escort.
I don't just have chicks lounging around my house.
>>26666815
>>26666304 here, if you are bored why don't you just try doing some different stuff?
Open a bar, study film or art, trade the stock market, do some volunteer work, develop real estate, buy a franchise
There's all kinds of shit you could do for like $100k, I'm sure your parents would rather see you try something than just sit around all day.
>>26666943
Well its always nice to have daddys money. But you dont own anything. Basicly your dad could give it to someone else or it could all be gone due to various reasons before your dad dies.
The good thing about having an actual trustfund is that i already have my 1.2M and it cant be taken from me.
Sure i might get some millions when my parents die but since my dads grandmother just turned 101 it could take a while
>>26666957
I'm sure you can but do you actually fuck the shit out of hot chicks regularly ?
>>26666974
I already explained about not being interested in college. And all of your suggestions are way too much fucking money for a hobby to cure my disinterest. I'm not going to spend a million dollars on a McDonalds at the drop of a hat, or go build a skyscraper. Like who the fuck even wants to do that?
>>26667002
I own half of most of the properties thanks to my grandpa.
>>26667099
No, KHV.
>>26667103
Forgot Sara pic.
>>26667111
Pay me or I'll blackmail you.
>>26667103
McDonalds would be a bad choice because they force you to work there, but there are tonnes of franchises you can buy for like $20-100k
Also no need to build a skyscraper, if you're interested in property start with like a townhouse or something
It's not about turning a profit, do it to learn about yourself. You might find an aspect of these tasks that you really enjoy, which you can explore further.
>>26667156
oh no maybe my cat will leave me
>>26667202
If I actually wanted to do normie level "finding myself" ventures I wouldn't waste massive amount of money.
>>26667232
I'm betting your a fatass. Why don't you go help the Ukrainian government or the Kurds?
>>26667232
If your family has a passive income of a million a year $20k is like 2% of that, it wouldn't matter to you at all.
What threads do you usually post in? What other boards do you go on? What's your political views ?
Trust fund babbies can't be robots, they can be socially awkward brats but they can't be robots prove me wrong.
>>26667253
Nah, I'm skinnyfat now. I used to be borderline obese but I lifted for a while and then dropped it.
I'm rooting for Putin.
>>26667267
20k might be doable but I'd be very hesitant about it still.
>>26667296
I used to post in /dsg/ and melee threads a lot, but there isn't a specific type I gravitate to anymore. I mostly browse /r9k/ and /pol/ now. I used to go to /tv/ and /fit/ a lot. I'm a Constitutionalist.
>>26667298
ree
>>26665291
are you that one rich kid on instagram with all those designer clothes and fancy cars?
>>26667973
I don't have any social media.
also that's not really funny
>>26666360
>Barcelona and Madrid are both hubs of modern Europe
Lel, Spain is a wasteland
What is the dumbest thing you've bought with your father's money
>>26667988
what's not really funny?
>>26668203
I once spent around $500 making a camwhore say degrading things about herself.
Porn subscriptions in general.
I bought a ton of pleb comics and anime and nerdy memorabilia stuff during highschool that I hate now.
A wii u.
When I was a fatfuck I bought bags an bags of candy on Amazon and then ate a 5lb bag of gummy worms in two days. I threw the stuff away and then got a power rack so that was pretty good.
Mostly just little petty things that I've ended up getting rid of. The big things, like my car or my computer, I really like.
>>26668332
I thought you were making a joke about how every rich kid brags on instagram.
>>26668402
>I thought you were making a joke about how every rich kid brags on instagram
well a lot do but i coulda swore there was one kid who did it whose dad owned some big insurance thingy in the bay area. i didnt mean to imply you were like them though
who da blond chick
would ya giv me a small loan of a million dollars?
>>26668493
Sara Underwood.
She was my waifu when I watched Attack of the Show back in the day.
>>26668507
Sometimes I wonder if I should try and become Trump, but then I remember he's megachad.
>>26668534
>trump megachad
Why do you think so? He only had immigrant wives. Like girls with no root in their new home only a guy with a shitload of money. Seems to me that the money was the biggest charm of the young Trump.
You also have this privilige, so check it!
Do you live in the bay area like palo alto and the other it towns?
Would you rather be from a middle class family and live a relatively fulfilling life?
join the marines
doesn't do anything with money, just fun
can go shoot dem sandniggers
the few the proud
>>26668601
Marla Maples wasn't an immigrant.
Just listen to him speak. He has ultra-confidence and natural charisma. He bullies Jeb the beta. He's 6'3 and aryan.
I'm sure I have more chad potential than 99% of robots because of money, but he actually has the personality to go alongside it.
>>26668613
I live in a rural area but more or less yeah.
>>26668643
Nah, then I'd just be the same but a wageslave on top.
>>26668645
Fuck off.
>dying for israel
>>26668643
>>26668662
But you said you're an aimless NEET and a khv...
>>26668673
It's better than being an aimless khv wageslave.
Have you seen how Eggy's looking?
>>26668662
So you live in an area full of technological minded people eager for money. Easy. Buy a startup, or at least join one. Like the fat guy in Silicon Valley. You don't HAVE TO do anything in the company but you CAN if you feel like it. Your money ensures a good role in the company and you always will have chance to build something with your ideas or your two hands.
You can do this with as little as a couple tens of thousands of dollars and build the company up a level where you need a bigger investment. At that point either you remain a small fish beside a bigger VC invester or get a small loan a million dollars from dad and be the man at the company.
>>26668889
explain why i should do that
i don't really need more money
Would you donate to a high school solely so the school uniform would be changed to latex if you had a latex fetish?
what's your favorite animoos?
>>26668973
Maybe.
If I really didn't care about money I'd like a giant statue.
Unfortunately the Spring Temple Buddha cost 55mil and we don't have that laying around.
>>26669031
I actually haven't seen very much anime, I've just been watching it a lot recently.
I've liked NGE and Ping Pong the Animation a lot.
$200-300k trustfund manchild here. I only spend like $15k/year funding my NEET life, and most of it is locked up for another 4 years. When I gain access to all the assets and can cash out and move it elsewhere I can have it managed better, how to go about turning it into the low millions until its enough to make $40k/year sustainable passive income so I can enjoy a reasonably comfortable life and never have to work.
>>26669061
you should invest in real life eva with all that money :^) bring about the end of the world, senpai
how old are you?
>>26669063
>most of it is locked up for another 4 years.
explain pls
>>26669063
I'm sure an investment firm could get you a 13% yearly return.
>>26669088
Nineteen.
You should use your money to kidnap SJU and make her a communal sextoy for /r9k/
>>26669224
Honestly she's 31 and is gonna hit the wall very soon.
Better to just look back on the good times.
>>26669346
Best to take the old whore so the normalfags care less when she goes missing.
>>26669164
Terms of the trust are that I get full access when I turn 30
>>26669183
>13%
Really? That sounds like unrealistically high expectation.
>>26669353
I checked her twitter and she actually still looks pretty good.
No way she makes it to 35 though.
>>26669381
I'm not going to pretend to know a lot about stocks, I just know my dad got 12% return on his investments last year and he doesn't do them himself.
>>26668613
>palo alto
I live here, what do you want to know?
What car do you drive, rich anons?
>>26665952
Don't go to r/mfa, buddy. Go to /fa/. Far superior advice, and you avoid Reddit.
>OP makes 10x as much doing nothing than I do working full-time with a yearly week's vacation
just
destroy
this
world
>>26669629
I have a 2014 mercedes sedan.
It's name is some string of numbers I can't remember.
>>26669715
Try and buy a hostel.
Those things make a ton of money and have lots of qts staying around.
>>26669629
ford fiesta, it's quite nice compared to my old 2002 ford focus i had to scrap recentlyshame i've got no mates to cruise around in it with
>>26669381
>He thinks 13% is a lot.
You are doing it wrong if you can't get at least 30%.
>>26670267
Lmao get a load of this guy
>>26670351
Markeds declined in January and first two weeks in February and rallied since Feb 12. Some sectors lost 25-50% and gained 10-15% in the rally. You have to take advantage of these declines and rallies with leveraged ETFs. Never go long. You will lose all your gains that way.
>>26669715
I will destroy you first.
>>26670267
Averaging 13% annually is a pretty realistic expectation with a good manager.
A hedge fund averaging 30% would be outperforming by far.
>>26665291
>>26665325
What's the point of being high cash if you're low test?
>>26669687
>Go to /fa/. Far superior advice
/fa/ teach you how to dress like a faggot
