>he wears single color hoodies
>pretending to be a woman
Male/Female red flags
>Some arbitrary shit that says nothing about a persons character
xD
>>26664521
fine i'll take the bait. Single color hoodies are kinda in right now. Wearing some kind of gaudy multicolor bullshit would just look dumb
>>26664709
This. Multicolour hoodies are objectively autism tier, unless you're some sort of Vaporwave freak or something.
A plain, quality, well fitted hoodie is a basic clothing staple.
>>26664709
>>26664743
Whatever you say autists. We'll be laughing behind your backs.
>>26664521
>He isn't a jew
>he sleeps in the same clothes he went out in
>he isn't in the habit of not farting in the blanket when laying in bed
>he thinks it's pretentious to listen to music that isn't mainstream
>he thinks it's pretentious to have digital or physical copies of music
>he's intimidated by taller women
>he thinks it's weird for a tall woman to date a short man
>he has sex just to jerk himself off onto a woman
>he fears for his safety when thinking about visiting a country that isn't dominated by white people
>his diet mostly consists of meat and junk food
>when trying new foods he licks it before taking a very tiny nibble
>at McDonald's, he requests unsalted fries so workers have to make a fresh batch of fries that he'll just salt later on
>he has laughed in public thinking about something funny to post on 4chan
>he views art as unimportant
>he thinks getting pussy is easy for white guys visiting China/Japan/Korea
>when hanging out with people in public, he imagines himself having a good time instead of actually having a good time
>he thinks people at nudist beaches shouldn't complain about being photographed or filmed without consent if they are out in public
>>26664883
So so specific oh I mean that licking thing????? Anyway your list is pretty good it doesn't apply to me much so I like it keep up the good posts
>acts entitled after he paid a few dinners
>>26664521
i havnt worn a hoodie in 8 years.
>>26664521
>goes to the gym more than 3 times a week
>believes in any /fit/ memes
>wears thick rimmed glasses (normal glasses are OK though)
>is taller than 6'2" or shorter than 5'7"
>prefers an aggro deck in MTG
>is insecure about any of his physical features (usually means that you have to constantly praise him otherwise he will cheat on you with some slut)
That's about it.
>>26664818can't meme properly because of the robot look at me i'm original
>>26665073
>>26664883
stupid and too specific
>he orders his Whopper without onions
>he has season tickets to see other men play a sport
>>26664521
>always has to be right no matter what
>has less than 5 friends total
>>26664521
what is wrong with single color hoodies?
>>26664883
>>he isn't in the habit of not farting in the blanket when laying in bed
lol where would you like him to fart?
>>26664883
Man I really liked you before all the SJW shit
>you're not allowed to be weary in Africa or the middle east
>grrr dating asian women is evil objectification
>photographers don't have the legal right to photograph whatever they want in public
I agree outright creeping on a single nudist is too much, but taking a picture of a scene isn't wrong. You seemed so decent for a while too.
>>26665300
If you are in bed and you have to fart, you have to remove the blanket , pull down your pants and underwear, and point your ass away from your bed. It'll stink up the room, but if you keep your bedroom door open or have a window open, it's no problem. If you fart in the blanket, the fart gets absorbed in your bed and stinks for a very long time.
>>26665344
you honestly might have autism, get yourself looked at
>>26665328
Nothing wrong with looking for love in Asia, but don't act like Asian women aren't people. Nothing wrong with photographing a scene, but don't be a creepy taking creepshots. It's not illegal, but it's just impolite to take a tasteless picture of anyone without consent. Some photographers take great pictures of people without consent, but it's in good taste then okay. If it's just taken to humiliate or sexualize or harm them, then that's not okay. I'm not a social justice warrior :C
>>26665344
Holy Christ, how autistic can you get? Everyone likes their own brand, don't they?
>>26665433
Well that sounds reasonable, I'm still not sold on the fearing for safety thing though. A lot of nonwhite countries are very dangerous especially as a tourist and you'd be right to be cautious. Same goes for a lot of white countries too.
>two-tone clothes passed 1999
>>26664743
no no no i wore a pretty crazy multicolored hoodie to a art gallery party and got many compliments it is ok, same with single color hoodie
matter of fact I don't care what people think so maybe it's all about owning what you wear
>>26665555
checked hoodie tit
>>26664883
>he has laughed in public thinking about something funny to post on 4chan
lost here
>he doesn't look cute while he's eating you out
>>26665073
>do fine on the entire list until
>i'm 6'4"
R9K YOU SAID BEING TALL WOULD MAKE GIRLS WANT ME WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GF GODDAMN IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>when taking a pizza slice out of the pizza box, he touches other slices with his hands while removing a pizza slice from the pizza pie in the pizza box
>>26665755
fuckin lanklet, when will you learn?
>>26665073
>running a Blue-Black Reactive deck
Hmu bb
>>26665763
Woah triggere
pizza pie
>>26665841
I just want my sweet 3 to 5 out of 10 GF that won't cheat on me, that's all I ask for
>>26665755
you can be my 6'4 bf
whoever typed that must be a shortie
I am very tall for a girl and require tall bf
>>26665971
>5'6"
>Girls say "How would we even do it?"
>cry myself to sleep
How is the opposite anon?
>>26665989
but are you a BIOLOGICAL female
>>26665997
Less offers for sex, more looking up and being intimidated
>he stares vacuously into the horizon instead of at people's faces
>he keeps his hands in his pockets while climbing stairs
>he bowls
>he can't bake
>he doesn't think birds are very important
>he believes fitness isn't important
>he writes any poetry that still rhymes
>>26664806
No you won't though. It is an objective truth that the only generally acceptable way to wear hoodies is when they are well made, fitted, and a single colour.
>>26665555
>i wore a pretty crazy multicolored hoodie to a art gallery party and got many compliments
So, you literally wore something like that in about the only place it would ever be acceptable and you are now trying to imply that hanging out with artists is the same as hanging out with normal people in terms of how they'd react to you?
Maybe you should consider thinking things through before you post.
>>26666016
>but are you a BIOLOGICAL female
yes I am a biological female, unfortunately
at 6' tall I would have been better suited as a man...
>>26665989
I'm 6'6'', will you sit on my dick?
>his confidence is so low he doesnt consider himself a person
>>26664883
Spotted the giraffe-tall, neurotic, nudist, arts student, part time SJW grill.
7/10 list though, bound to razzle some jimfrogs m'lass.
>>26666025
>He can't bake
And? You're looking to date a faggot?
>>26666046
Literally my fetish
l o n d o n, etc.
>>26666046
[email protected] This should work
>>26666052
>>26666130
First come first serve get the fuck away from my only chance at romance
>he visits /r9k/ and talks about it with people
fail all but
>>26665763
>>26666068
>He owns a gaming pc
This is a HUGE red flag
>>26666046
Don't worry lass, You can wear 5'' heels and still be shorter than me.
>>26665763
Where do you get pizza where they manage to cut all the way through the crust? Never in my life have I been able to just lift a slice of pizza away from the pie without having to tear it off the others.
>>26666025
Baking is the shit.
Birds are the shit, bugs are cool too.
Fitness (Not necessarily lifting) Is super important.
Poetry rhyming for the sake of it is contrived as fuck.
8/10 would wife.Too bad I bowl with my hands in my pockets and can't look at anyone in the eyes while climbing stairs that face the horizon
>>26666146
you have been emailed my good sir
>>26665073
You don't have to be afraid, it'll be over soon.
>>26664883
I fit none of these bizarre red flags
>tall girls require very tall guys
I-I thought tall women were the female version of manlets
>>26666491
>have to keep with real women for tall guys
>tall guys usually prefer the shorter ones because they are actually feminine
Like manlets they are often single, though obviously not perpetually so.
>>26664521
lol I literally have a rainbow assortment of solid color hoodies. I get a lot of compliments when I wear the purple one because I look like Grimace
>>26666521
*Compete not keep. Sorry.
>He doesn't want to die
>he was born in the 90's
>he's american
>>26664646
these are post/pre-robot cancer threads and should be reported
>>26666315
>goblin deck
no red flags raised for you m8
>>26666684
Wait so he's cool if he was born before or after the 90's?
>>26665666
satan trips
pxlafdasfd
>>26664883
>he isn't in the habit of not farting in the blanket when laying in bed
I just did that desu
Date me?
