>mfw libtards can't tell the difference between a temporary ban and a permanent ban
>mfw libtards can't tell the difference between a loan and a gift
What's your excuse for not voting for trump, /r9k/?
If you're just gonna say 'ZOMG HE RACIST AND NOT NICE', you need not reply.
i am voting trump. let's make america great again together, op!
NO STUMPO EL TRUMPO
I'm not American other wise I would.
I see Trump as the father I never had.
All hail omega god king emperor trump
Pepe!Trump reporting in
I'm glad that this board is liberal-free
>>26663890
>let's make america great again together, op!
The new "hope and change". These slogans are easier said than done especially when you have the same old geezers sitting around in congress and the senate. Trump's insults and bragging are not going to convince those people to work with him.
>>26664322
no, his money will
>>26664498
>Trump is going to spend shitloads of his own money on congress
no
I'm not cutting for him because he doesn't know what he is taking about. He reminds me of me when I was seventh grade. I hate my seventh grade self.
>>26665829
Fuck, I meant cutting not cutting.
say it with me
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>26663472
> Trump secures GOP nomination
> Gives a brief speech, leaves auditorium
> Slides into the back of a limousine
> Takes out phone, calls contact "HillyPie"
> "It is done"
Cue Trump systematically tanking his campaign by changing his stance on issues and supporting liberal policy. By the time the GOP is frantically searching for a replacement, Hillary has already soared ahead in the polls and secured the nomination.
> Two years into Hillary's presidency
> Trump is on a yacht, opens an old envelope
> "Thanks for your donation!
> The Clinton Foundation has a proposition"
>>26667327
>yfw that deal actually exists and Trump ends up swindling her