What're you, /r9k/?
Super Autist here.
>>26662412
mouse/sloth
>tfw daydreams are becoming extremely vivid, sometimes I get lost in other worlds
>tfw lost phone so no public saftey net anymore
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic is a good fit, though I'm not terrible at cooking, exercise and getting outside, everything else resonates
elephant man
i don't even think i'm that ugly though, i just have literal zero self esteem
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic Super Autist reporting in.
cerebrotonic herei even look like the picture
>>26662412
None of the above. Feels good.
>incomplete list
>needs more insight into /r9k/
I am the aspie NEET hiding from the world.
Combine that with this and we are good
Tell me more about this /r9k2/
>>26662412
fellow super autist reporting in. i've gotten less autistic lately but it's still the best fit
>>26662837
indigo pill and no mistake famalam
Mouse
>Timid
>Baggy clothes
>Overly polite
>Massive social anxiety and bad at hiding it
>Bite fingernails
>Reminisce constantly, but usually just flashbacks
>Dwell on past conversations constantly, even online ones
>Feels awkward
>Constantly on my phone in public since I hate talking to people
>Implying I have friends
>Molested as a kid
Just fuck my life up.
>>26662412
It's scary how similar I am to The Sloth. Even the picture is spot-on. The only difference is that I don't wear glasses.
>>26662412
Saying your the super autist is a catch 22 If you say you are you can't be
wageslave because i just go to work, sort of avoid coworkers, come home and do nothing, nor on the weekends
mouse because weak frail body and no fashion sense, avoid doing public activities alone, and bite fingernails
cerebrotonic because of fashion sense, terrible at daily tasks, kind of avoid social contact and give short answers especially personal stuff so people avoid me, too afraid to take up romantic things, dont want to take the steps to fix my life, and walk too fast
someone fucking kill me
>>26662412
the sloth is drawn in the image of davido kun he even has an evangelion t shirt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
Cerebrotonic/Mouse to a tee here. Except I'm 6'1" and 220 pounds. I crave social contact until I get it and then I just want to leave.
Well, I have self awareness and I actually look good, but super autist is the closest one.
People always think I'm from another state or even country because of the way I speak. I actually get compliments for it, but once they find out that I've been living in this city all my life their faces change immediately.
I'm kind of edgy and people seem to get uncomfortable with some of the shit I say.
Some have asked me if I'm a druggie (at 21 I've tasted alcohol like 3 times and I've never even tried a cigarette, let alone other drugs).
>>26662412
cerebrotronic. a guy told me recently that he thought I walked funny, that he thought I walked like the T-1000 from Terminator 2. I don't know what I was doing.
also I'm working out and feeding myself better. soon I'll be a gym autist
>>26662837
greenpill-ish working on going to the ways of iron pill.
>>26662897
>Be me, two years ago
>Highschool days
>On the bus, staring out the window and counting cars
>Three perps infront of me talking about video games
>Start going on about how great Skyrim is
>Perk an ear up and start eavesdropping
>Mostly inane shit about that stupid fucking game
>Decide to pipe up
Holy fucking shit, I bet you fucks haven't even played morrowind
>They all look back
>'Dude what the fuck, we were just talking'
About a shitty fucking game that needs to die, just like you
>Tunnel vision
>'Oh shut the fuck up, worthless shit'
I ended up threatening to kill them. Luckily they only told my parents.
That's not even the worst.
Mouse/Cerebro with a Wageslave future
Mouse to a tee, with some of the less flattering aspects of the cerebrotronic thrown in for texture.
>>26663007
Do you think davido-kun browses le 4chinz?
The Cerebrosloth. Uni student living in filth.
sorta like elephant man
i'm not really ugly though, i've just been so thoroughly pummeled in my life that i have no reason to believe i'm worth jack shit to anybody
i feel like the drawing of the elephant man on the inside, and i see it when i look in the mirror, even though i know it's not really there
>>26663347
nah, he a real nigga, he browses 2ch.
cerebrotonic
penis penis penis
>>26662412
I'm a mix between the cerebrotonic, and the sloth. I've been getting into escapism more and more as things keep going down the shitter. I'm a damn good cook though.
>>26662837
Blue Pill aspiring towards brownpill
>>26662412
>tfw wageslave and 30 years old
I'm a perfect mix between the cyborg and the cerebro. I got pretty much every trait, except the sexual contact, I'm a virgin. :(
Mouse I can not keep a conversation and am afraid when someone even looks at me.
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic, with a dash of mouse and sloth.
I'm a little bit of everything on the robot types.
Cerebrotonic/cyborg
>>26662412
A lot of them, except for the part where they're sad about it. I work like the wage slave and look forward to the weekend but I don't hate my job and it doesn't bother me. Besides that's what most feel. They all love the weekend, though I spend mines with friends. Traffic's a bitch though.
>Cyborg
I have close friends, have made sexual contact, not super nervous around girls but the heart starts pumping.
>The Histrionic
I have a trip.
Still this image is made up to make anyone and everyone look like they're depressed or hate themselves. That kind of bitter mentality is bad for you. Try to be happier.
The ones in the rectangles are my traits.
>>26663040
People who have no self awareness are obviously never aware of that fact.
>>26662412
>Cerebratronic
Holy shit, that is *exactly* me. Like, I can literally think of recent and specific examples in my life of every one of those points.
>>26662412
>tfw sloth
>>26662412
im the cyborg
Wageslave/mouse. It's kinda sad how literally every single trait in both categories applies to me.
Anyone actually fall into the superautist?
Mostly mouse I'd say
Something between cebrotonic and mouse. I'm not that smart and not that socially adapt
>>26662412
Super Autist Represent.
pretty much all the robot-tiers, To Be Honest. i'm closest to wagecuck but still in college.
![L-ETRANGER[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LKQ5hpD.jpg "L-ETRANGER[1].jpg")
this guy 3920842
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic describes me so perfectly it's eerie.
>>26662412
Cross between wageslave and cyborg.
>Wageslaves
>Not Normie tier
>>26663040
People always think I'm from another state or even country because of the way I speak.
Same here, can't tell you how many times I've been told I have an english accent. (I don't, my classmates were just uncultured.) Do you have a particular speech impediment? I have soft L's and R's, it makes me sound like a child. It's funny because I met 2 other autists in high school (in Japanese class ofc) who had the same impediment, except one pronounced his as W's rather than skipping over them.
>>26662837
indigo pill is the best pill in the end
>thinking anyone on this board has any self awareness
bringo
celebratronic except I am lazy as fuck. I am just blending in and being passive until I am forced to off myself.
wageslave / mouse
wageslave here with no fucking prospects
Mouse desu... always have, always will be. I'm just too timid
The mouse/elephant man and a bit of the sloth.
Mouse, with a little bit of cyborg, because sometimes I can get people around me to laugh
>inb4 they're laughing at you.
>>26662412
Someone add in the NEET
>>26662837
Green pill here
How do we stop the reptilians?
>>26662412
>cold reading; the image
>>26662412
mouse/sloth - friends because i dont have any
>>26662412
the mouse is me
>May dwell on past conversations
I do this shit every fucking time
>Reminisces about past failures and awkward moments
YES, I EVEN SCREAM WHEN I DO IT
>>26664508
>brought to you by the generation that thought Tim and Eric was some kind of ironic masterpiece of art, instead of the steaming pile of shit it actually was.
>>26664635
Man, I fit into every single one of those mouse descriptions so much, it's actually scary
why am I so weak minded and pathetic?
don't really fit
>>26662837
"green pill"
>>26662412
>Cerebrotonic
For sure, except I walk pretty in between slow and normal, and I do socialize a lot.
>>26662412
MOUSEMAN
>>26662880
>>26663091
>>26664508
>>26664748
Do some magic you conceited faggots
The wageslave describes me perfectly.
JUST
WHY AM I SO FUCKED UP?
>>26662412
cerebrotonicexcept I dropped out of college
>>26662412
>walks too fast, stands funny
holy fuck
>>26662412
some sort of failed normie with a few mouse traits I guess
Im a normal fag who enjoys dank memes, am i accepted yet?
The Mouse; minus the 1st, 2nd, and last points.
combination of mouse and sloth but I'm 6'2 and /fit/
>>26664855
sly masterbot?
Cerebrotonic + Mouse.
Damn, I look like cerebrotonic in this pic
Wage/Elephant. Feel exactly like elephant though I'm not ugly, not handsome either.
>>26662412
I didn't even have to read the other ones. I'm a cyborg.
/r9k/ was never created soley for pathetic losers, permavirgins and irredeemable neets that currently squat here. I remember it was to encourage OC and clamp down on cancer.
How is it that you faggots manage to carve out niche here and no where else on 4chan?
>>26662412
Sloth.
t-orignal comment.
>>26662412
cerebrotonic except i have to cook because otherwise i don't eat and i have to go outside because otherwise my money goes away
>>26662412
cerebrotonic is pretty much spitting image of my personality only im pretty good at cooking, like to run and lift weights, and was able to realize that ill never get anywhere without stepping out of my comfort zone, which led me to my gf of 3 years.
>>26662412
Definitely a mouseslave. I was pretty isolated before my life as a salarycuck but now I'm just awful and angry all the time as well
>>26662837
I'd say I'm bluepill, but I loathe SJWs and am pro-GG.
The mouse with increasing amounts of wageslave thrown in as the days pass, also known as a real shitty recipe
A mix of cerebrotonic and sloth
>apathetic to everything
>plain, neutral coloured clothing
>ignores and never initiates social contact
>difficulty in expressing personal emotions
>knows how to fix life but will never do so
>NEET
>life primarily escapist retreats
>alternates between overeating and undereating
>loving, worried family
>weeb and plays MMOs too much
>alternate between sleeping 2 and 20 hours a day
>hits snooze button more than 5 times
I guess I'm also automatically histrionic too for being female, but I loathe direct attention.
>>26663258
What anime is this, amigo?
>>26665440
I'm here because Wizardchan was too strict for me. I can't even talk about women there.
>>26662412
>>26662837
Brown-pilled cerebrotonic super autist
>>26662886
Sorry you had to go through that anon.The robot apparently didn't for 2 seconds though.[/spoilers]
Wageslave/Mouse/Sloth here.
Even down to the Sloth part about Runescape.
Send help.
The sloth, but evolved into a cyborg/wannabe
>>26662837
Okay I want to say indigo pill but I still have a lot to learn and I really don't believe in religion, so I guess none of them resonate with me super well. Also mouse/cerebrotronic
>>26662736
Same. The fucking worst of it is that no matter how hard I lift, I will still be off-putting to people, maybe even more so because I'm not a lazy slob. I'm a pretty good cook too, but it's not like it matters when you only have yourself to cook for.
Being your own worst critic is hell. Not only do you never measure up, but, in the process, you end up kicking yourself free of reality and look like a tryhard, over-intense faggot to anybody who has even somewhat of a well-rounded life.
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic, I walk fast and everything too
>>26665679
Why the fuck are you here and not balls deep in her snatch, then? Fucking androids. You were just a normie that didn't know it yet.
Cybertronic/Mouse/Cyborg here.
Tweeting at you from my glorious mansion.
>>26662412
Mouse here
I hate it
>>26662412
The cerebrotonic super autist elephant man
>>26662412
black wageslave i don't mind .
cerebrotonic with some sloth tendencies (but not in the way of hygiene or to the point of never doing my work)
dreading becoming a wageslave in 4 months once I finish school, but the thought of being a NEET terrifies me even more and I'm almost done with a master's degree in engineering
>>26662837
unenlightened red pill here, objectively the best
>>26662412
I don't fit any of those archtypes. Closest is the Super Autist.
>>26662412
I flit between the wage slave and the sloth, I share most qualities with both. Here is some groovy tunes to block out the sunday night feels
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGDHxXdQkQ8
>>26662412
>tfw wageslave perfectly describes me.
Kill me now desu.
>>26662412
cerebrotonic, mouse and sloth. HELP
I'm a mix of the mouse and the cerebrotonic, but sometimes I wish I was the sloth or the super autist. I don't want to be self-aware anymore.
>>26662412
I'm a Mouse/Cerebrotonic
Only difference is I'm a NEET I haven't been in college/work in about a year now.
>tfw everyone here claims there cerebrotonic
Fucking jej.
But eh. I feel like none of these adequately encapsulates how I feel, and I'm a pretty harsh self critic.
>>26663009
Same here.
I used to think I was schizoid.
Mouse/wageslave, hardly unique though
I'm horrified by how utterly accurate The Sloth is.
Most of it is so spot-on I want to cry.
ive ticked all that applies. what am i r9k?
>>26662412
The sloth master race
Mouse-sloth
>>26662412
Should add a new category for the "sperglord", cus I bet there are others like me on here.
I live a pretty normie-tier life but I think it's becuz my 9/10 genetics masks my autism
>connect with autists easily, share many interests
>can connect with normies but unless we have shared interests i'm faking the relationship
>lots of contempt for basically everyone around me for their normie ways
ANYONE SIMILAR PLZ RESPOND (or just talk shit and psychoanalyze me i'm down)
>>26667464
bumping for me
>>26667665
last attempt, im sorry for this
cerebrotonics fuck offfffffff
>>26662412
mouse/cerebrotonic
>>26662837
indigo
>>26662412
Cyborg
I miss sex
I'm a cyborg mostly, but a mouse too. I've been cucked by my Ex and ex best friend, so I've been in a full mouse state in my life and I've never really fully recovered.
>>26662412
I'm predominantly Mouse, the image for mouse even looks a lot like me, but I have some of the characteristics of the other robot types except for eggman.
>>26662412
Parts of a lot of them, but mostly Cyborg, I guess.
>doesn't relate to the autism
check
>nervous asking women out
to the point of having given up on doing it. probably my only link to modern /r9k/
>had sexual contact before
multiple long term relationships, check
>number of close friends
semi-check
>talking about how /r9k/ was never created for autists
super double check. I've been here a very long time.
>going without sex as a non-virgin is harder than as a virgin
"better to have loved and lost" is absolute bullshit, check.
Cerebrotonic, literally everything fits even the look of the guy except I'm not in uni or a nerd job.
Cyborg/mouse
>>26662412
>Was cerebrotonic
>Now a cyborg
It's something.
>>26662412
wannabe x cyborg.
I'm none of these, but I'm probably closest to The Cerebrotonic.
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic-Sloth hybrid
>>26662837
Red-pilled, but anything outside of the red/blue dichotomy is pure idiocy.
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic/Mouse
mouse and wageslave hybrid
original
comment
The Wannabe. Feels good dude.
>>26662412
I have traits both of the Cerebrotronic and the wannabe, former NEET of two years and now STEMlord
just trying to get back on track, one step at a time. It's hard given I was never really on the track.
>>26662412
No joke, the super autist. But I am getting a degree in tech and can hold down a job. Also not quite elephant man but I legitimately look like I have FAS or minor downs. I actually purposefully let people assume Im a full on Blind Side retard and get all kinds of trust and secrets from people. Getting crazy stacked from liftan and have a 8" dick too, so I get to be like one of the hung and frighteningly muscular tards /b/ used to talk about. ...I dont mind it.
>>26669021
Same here
Feels good mane
Sloth.
I'm no cuck.
>>26667464
>>26667665
>>26668013
This thread has its first "Histronic", it seems.
>everyone identifying themselves as cerebrotonic
You guys do realize that describes aspergers syndrome perfectly right?
Im willing to bet some of you use the 'haha u sperg!' Meme yet you have it yourself. Youre just undiagnosed.
>>26662412
sigh Cerebrotronic pretty much entirely fits me
I didn't go into uni today because all the work was put up for today online and I didn't want to see anyone
>>26662412
I think I'm mainly Cyborg blended with Wageslave, Cerebrotonic and Mouse
>>Not a virgin
>>Have some friends
>>Hate job
>>Always stressed, tired, groggy, ect.
>>Smoke bongs constantly
>>Socially retarded
>>Avoid romantic opportunities only to regret it
>>Dwell on past spaghetti drops
>>Have basically accepted this as my lot in life
I'm a Cybermouse?
mouse/elephant man
I was homeschooled throughout high school because of how bad the social anxiety got, and now I don't have the skills to survive in a college setting. I really wish I could just drop out and live under a bed for the rest of my life
>>26662412
Sloth honestly
>>26663201
You sound like a huge faggot, mind your own business.
cerebrotonic-mouse-sloth
too lazy and weak to do anything
cerebrotonic at 100%, crap
>>26662412
>>26662837
>Cyborg
>Green Pill
My incense burning right now is supposed to combat the negative and bring out the positive energies of all zodiac signs.
Mix between cyborg and cerebrotonic
frog maymays
>>26672319
Also mouse I guess
>>26662412
>implying cyborgs should be in normie scum
>implying all underageb&s are normies
:^)
>>26662412
i m Sloth
Cerebrotonic-mouse masterrace reporting in. pls end my misery
>>26662837
nobody else will man up and admit being white pilled?
>>26662412
Mfw I fit mouse 150%. This makes me want to kms
>>26662412
The Wannabe as fuck, although slightly less pathetic.
Cyborg but i stay low key so not to wake up the robots
i'm the slothiest sloth on /r9k/
Wagey reporting in. Pls rape my face
>>26662837
I'm Pinkpilled, a strange and contradictory mix of redpill and whitepill. I hate women and enjoy politics, yet I also try to live life having fun however I can, doing what makes me feel happy.
Truly, pinkpill is the masterrace.>tfw pinkpill means faggot
sloth life all day
>>26662412
>engi for the military
>most of my te is research into new hardware possibilities
>live on a diet of onions and eggs
>if I am not home it's because I ran out of onions or eggs or I am at work
>Two friends, both from college
>they got me into mtg, now I draft online on weekends
>still afraid of crowds larger than three or four people
Cerebrotonic is an alright roll in the life stats sheet
>The Cerebrotonic
>Walks too fast
FFUUUUUUUUUUUCK
EVERYONE ALWAYS GOES "Where are you hurrying to anon?" IT'S JUST HOW I WAL
>>26662412
50% Sloth, 20% Mouse, 30% Super Autist
>>26662412
Mostly a mouse, but i have some traits from various other personality types.
>pic related
>>26662412
Holy shit, I'm the mouse.
>>26675677
The wageslave type is me exactly. Fucking depressing.
I need to start doing shit on the weekend...
Cerebrotronic to a fucking T
>>26672799
same here, except for cerebrotonic:
>not intelligent
>don't think i stand funny
and for mouse:
>only feel awkward when alone at a group event
i can do daily stuff alone no problem
Sloth/cerebotronic I guess
>cerebrotonic
>I walk really fast, everyone I walk with tells me to slow down
How the fuck did the person who made this know, what is the connection between being an emotionally crippled passive loser and walking too fast?
>>26669021
>>26669646
your both the le frog memes
I'm closest to being the mouse.
I swear to god half of this board is the sloth but won't admit it because of the picture used
>>26662837
Currently white pill, but in 3 years when I become a 30 year old virgin wizard, I will switch to indigo.
>>26662412
I don't really fit any of these. I come here to feel superior watching all you losers writhe in your own filth and see that someone else worse off than I am. Sometimes I even insult you for it. I guess I'm a sadist?
Super autist here. I definitely have a rage meter, but thanks to the Jew pills it's somewhat under control.
>>26677420
That's literally "The Wannabe" though. Retard.
the cerebromouse sloth
>>26663375
Why do you piss in the bottle? I've never understood this meme.
>>26678174
some of us do it because we don't have bathroom access like wagecuck normies
>>26664008
Me too, right down to the slightly-too-speedy walk and mockably effeminate stance.
>>26662837
>tfw brown mouse
>>26663375
>>26678290
>pissing in bottles
>not using diapers
>>26662412
the celebrotonic/the mouse
Worst part is when people realized this they borrow all of my homeworks/notes/scripts/etc. and I can't just say no especially to girls
On the other hand they let me be jerk around them
>>26662412
The mouse totally fits my characteristic
>>26678290
Sinks? Bushes? Unless you shit on the floor, you've got bathroom access.
I can see no benefit here.
>>26662412
mouse/cyborg here
I have a gf, but all the aspects of a mouse apply to my daily behavior.
>tfw my 3 only friends dont invite me anymore anywhere with them since I always come up with excuses not to go
>tfw hiding my autism from gf is becoming harder each day
>tfw its only a matter of time she finds out the truth
Nothing is a perfect match. Indigo/brown cerebro-elephant-autist.
>>26662412
Mouse, sloth, super autist, frog memes and histrionic are all me
>>26662686
>tfw daydreams are becoming extremely vivid, sometimes I get lost in other worlds
This is such a beautiful feel
I used to be able to just sit back and go on journeys in my mind, full sensory integration. Like I was dreaming without having to sleep.
>>26678781
You must have some level of social success to get a girlfriend, surely?
I don't understand how somebody can consider themselves enough of a social outcast to unironically browse /r9k/ while possessing the social skills necessary to have a girlfriend. I'm not even trying to get you riled, either.
>>26662412
Literally a Cerebrotonic/Cyborg. I have 50-50 features of these two.
>>26662837
Brown pill.
>>26662412
Cerebratronic is me, even down to the picture. Shit.
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic
this is exactly me wtf
>>26662686
It's called maladaptive daydreaming, look it up.
I'm like a shitty mix of the Cerebrotonic and the Mouse.
>>26662837
>unenlightened red pill moving towards enlightened iron pill
>>26662412
A mix between the wageslave, the mouse, and the sloth.
Please kill me.
>>26679453
>>26679523
Describe your idiotic standing stance, please.
My shoes have worn out in particular areas because of this; they look shit.
Pic related, that's me.
>>26662412
I'm closest to the sloth.
part cerebro, part super autist
I feel like people are really uneasy around me and I give off weird signals.
>>26662412
everything in cerebrotonic describes me
I even look like the guy
I have some traits of every other 'robot' type as well
>>26662753
Kamovs are so fucking sexy
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic combined with Cyborg. Getting close to living the Cyborg lifestyle but I'm still mostly withdrawn from others.
>>26662837
Mostly brown pill but to some degree a white pill
Super Autist master race
>>26662412
100% cerebrotonic. Even looks just like me.
>>26662412
I'm a Cerebotronic with a bit of Mouse in me
Mostly mouse and I have aspects from the Cerebrotonic and Sloth
>>26662886
I always feel horrible for robots who were molested.
It's like getting doubly shit on by life.
I feels some kind of uncomftably but somehow i am the "le frog meme" guy. i can't even fit in this community
>fml
>>26662412
slowly drifting from the cerebrotonic to the sloth
>>26662412
SLOTH
L
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>>26682175
Litterally (you)
>>26662412
Mouse/Sloth hybrid reporting in
wageslave popping in for my paycheck
im so broke, someone please buy me dominos
cyborg. i even have a cute gf. ive just been coming here out of habit for years
cerebrotronic/super autist
fmml
Used to always think I was a mouse but now that I think about Elephant Man is me down to a tee
>>26666423
This.
Superduperoriginalbatmanquack
>>26662412
I'm a mouse, but I was best friends with a real super autist until I went to high school.
I have some stories about the super autist if anybody's interested, he was fucking crazy and literally diagnosed as autistic
>>26662412
The Cerebrotronic mixed with the Mouse desu.
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic reporting in
Wannabe / Cyborg reporting in.
Everything is doing pretty fine, but I have never had a gf - that is why i end up here...
Some mishmash of Wageslave, Cerebrotonic, Mouse, and Sloth, as I imagine most of us here really are. If one pertains to me most, I would guess it were Cerebrotonic, though I'm not some math-head STEM genius. I'm kind of an idiot, actually.
It's okay, it's okay. Weed is being legalized worldwide. Once I have all those strains at my immediate disposal I'll be a happy docile wageslave.
>>26662412
primary an elephant man (75%)
secondary a cerebrotonic (20%)
with a pinch of mouse (5%)
>>26662412
The Sloth Mouse, though pissing into a jug is completely beyond me. Used to be only Mouse back when I wasn't a NEET.
>>26662837
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic indigo pill,
Had sex once, im in EE, people always say im dainty, and have weird posture. Also a freemason through family connections.
Humanity is unsustainable and unchanging. We will die out and be a footnote in our planet's history.
On my way to cyborg once I can figure out the damn girl thing.
>>26677751
>at least aym one of a kind
Super Autist reporting in.
By the way guy I don't know if you know this but I promise you that this comment was original.
100% in sloth apart from the piss jugs
Super autist, Elephant man
