/r9k/ you wake up in a room, there's a window and a box. Wat do?
3 decides
>>26661986
Kill myself with box.
>>26662003
kek well that ended quickly
>>26662003
Revive self with box and leave room to go shoot up a school like a real man
>>26661986
OPEN THE FUCKING BOX NIGGER!
>>26662003
You attempt to kill yourself with the box but unfortunately it is made out of cardboard and it just crumples you are now laying on the floor like the fag you are
5 decides
>>26662072
Starve urself
>>26662072
Open the box
>>26662145
You open the crumpled box and find a hammer
0 decides
>>26662223
Kill self with hammer
Smash the window and jump out of it while also growing wings and a beard.
>>26662223
Use the hammer's claw to tear out right eye.
>>26661986
Piss on the box, roll it up to make a shiv, cut myself through the bars to get out of the room.
>>26662223
Claw off penis with hammer
>>26662223
Hit myself in the dick with the hammer until I stop feeling it.
>>26662223
jerk off into the box before smashing the window with the hammer
Shove hammer up ass
>>26662223
Kill myself with the hammer.
>>26662223
smash the window
>>26662223
Throw hammer out the window, YOLO!
>>26662223
Do nothing and wait for death.
>>26662330
>0
This fuck the hammer.
>>26662223
Is this nigga possessed?
>>26662330
winrar
muteblox
leave the room
it's not locked or anything yeah?
You throw the hammer out the window, it's gone
4 decides
>>26662330
yeaaa, win win!
>>26662413
look out the window, BAKA!
>>26662413
disappear out of this plane of existence like the box did.
use the broken glass to cut my wrists
>>26662413
Take a poo poo on the floor.
spend my time enjoying fefe.
>>26662413
Kill myself with the broken glass by cutting my throat.
>>26662413
Be really fucking confused about where the cardboard went, then grab the hammer because it bounced off the steal beams and is still in the room.
>>26662463
great minds think alike
>>26662444
>trips
I hope the butt, was prepared
>>26662444
Nice trips
You take a shit on the floor
>>26662444
Well, 4 decided. This is in India now.
>>26662520
eat my own feces
>>26662520
Drown yourself in the poop on the floor.
>>26662520
Try to loosen the window bars
>>26662536
attempt to re-insert poop in butthole
appreciate fefe some more
>>26662520
eat the poop again. No food in the room. Might be here a while.
>>26662520
You eat the shit and it turns you into a wizard
Dubs decides
>>26662520
You didn't give a number
Kill myself with the shit though
>>26662520
Rub the shit over your dick whilst masturbating and screaming "Jeb is a MESS"
>>26662602
I cast a spell that gives me a girlfriend.
>>26662602
Use my magic to teleport to where the fucking box went!
use my wizard powers to make more fefe memes
>>26662602
kill self with the wand
>>26662602
Use wizard powers to jump out window
>>26662626
please i need to know where the box went.
>>26662602
You make hermione appear using magic, then you fuck her in ass
>>26662602
Find normies and use your magic.
use your wizard powers to turn things into titties
>>26662602
teleport to box.
>>26662602
Use your powers to create a bed, desk, chair, unlimited supply of food/water, and computer with Internet.
Enjoy an easy NEET life forever.
>>26662602
You rape your poop
>>26662602
Summon a negro.
Call him negro
Negro chokes you to death.
>>26662626
This shit nigger where did the box go?
>>26662602
Jeb bush appears using your magic and you sex him orally
>>26662602
please teleport to where the box is this is all i want in my life
>>26662703
I'm just going to reroll for the sake of rerolling. I will only do so once.
>>26662602
magic up a new box
>>26662626
this please
origional commento
>>26662602
You make your dick giant using magic
>>26662709
Reroll
Originalis comentis
>>26662602
Look out the window to see what happened to hammer-tan!
challenge poop to a duel
Use magic wand to remove window, break wand, no more magic
you shove your magic wand up Marco rubios ass
>>26662602
use magic to turn into a box
>>26662626
Dubs please where is box
summon a nigger
call him a nigger
send nigger away
>>26662602
Rolling for >>26662779
use my wizard powers to watch game of thrones
>>26662602
You have no magic, you are simply a 30 year old virgin.
You try to eat to the hat, choke to death and die in a pool of your own blood and vomit and shit.
The end.
>>26662697
I am re-rolling
>>26662626
Box please.
use magic to cut off your dick
>>26662602
mold the remaining shit into a box
Turn into banana
Summon another box
Dubs for where the box went
fuck this spiderman thread until someone gets dubs
>>26662602
Look out window for hammer-tan you stupid magic BAKA!
Summon spideymeme to help you break out
Op just pick something omg
Teleport go box
>>26662602
Shit out previously eaten shit, eat said shit. Become god-tier shit wizard
teleport to box
check em
>>26662602
transform hammer-tan into a box
>>26662602
Teleport behind the Normans and unsheath katana.
turn into spiderman
>>26662933
Dubs checked. Very very nice.
>>26662602
Use my magic to acquire dubs.
shove the wind into your asshole
>>26662602
get revenge on chad using wizard powers
>>26662602
use suicide spell
>>26662003
first post best post
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You teleport to the interdimensional void and find that the box has become a sentient being with Godlike abilities he has a command for you...
>>26662933
Deliver OP.
original comment guy
>>26663029
8 decides
say "fuck off nigger box" and teleport to enjoy some succulent fefe memes
Obey his command, for he is boxgod
>>26663029
Open this box as well.
you call the box a nigger and shove your fist up his ass
Retrieve the hammer from the void and fight him with it
>>26663029
Do a 360 degrees and walk away.
>>26663064
open the box again
open up league and que up solo ranked
>>26663118
winrar ody cir
>>26663118
You open the box and from within its divine containment emerges banana
Dubs decides
>>26663214
turn myself into a girl and fuck myself with the bannana.
>>26663214
Ask for Chicken tendies.
>>26663214
Use magic to return home, take a nice bath and then drop a toaster into the water
>>26663270
reroll
iasdb
original content
>>26663214
Take a picture of banana next to box, post to Reddit, break internets
>>26663214
Return to room a slightly better man
>>26663287
rerollification
>>26663214
Eat the banana
Banana in pooper
>>26663214
Eat the banana and break the machine.
