How many of you fags are actually virgins anyway? I mean im a diagnosed sperglord and ive managed to fuck 5 girls at 21 years old. protip:use tinder. 4 of the 5 girls were from tinder within the past 3 months. That app is godsend
>>26661357
>Having aspergers
>Having seen a vagina
Please pick one option :)
>>26661357
Some of us don't want to fuck fatties. Have some self respect.
Im not but the first time and only time I had sex was so short and bad that I wish I still was
Just seems like more effort than it's worth.
>Have to pretend to like them
>Pretend you're not going to use them
>Lie about not being a neet
>Shave pubes
>Talk to them for a few hours before they remove their clothes
>The list goes on but I'm just that lazy
>>26661357
I dated a girl from tinder. She was a bit chubby but at least had boobs and was really cute.
>>26661441
please tell the story :)
i'm ugly, so tinder is not an option
>>26661441
I know. Girl really are just shit at everything. So fucking uncoordinated it's unbelievable
I'm worried I'll catch a disease from fucking the girls on Tinder.
>>26661441
That's why you gotta do it again
>>26661492
>19
>fooling around with 5/10
>kinda qt when she does her makeup right and is HT latina so body was good
>she doesnt want to have sex because one of those types super paranoid about pregnancy
>also doesnt want to have sex with anyone who isnt her bf anymore because she is tired of being used or w/e
>things get heavy and she says she loves me
>coax her into sex
>put on condom which is where everything goes downhill
>try to stick it in missionary for like 5 min wont go in
>she must be nervous as fuck or something idk how any of that shit works because shes pretty wet
>tell her to go on top
>inserts
>cant feel much because of condom
>15 seconds it slips out
>puts it back in
>same thing happens again
>says shes had enough
How would I go about using Tinder? Does it work if you're 5'5"? I'm chubby too? I think my face is handsome though, does that count for anything?
>>26661712
Basically you just need lots of cool looking normie photos and not be ugly
Even if youre good looking if all you have are bathroom selfies women's autism/creeper alarm will go off
20 yr old virgin here. I'm one because i don't want too.
Wow, OP is really trying his hardest to shill this pathetic app these few weeks.
>>26661624
harsh
>15 seconds it slips out
Too small?
weren't you hard?
I mean that's happened to me too but still.
The first time I had sex with the tinder girl, I was really afraid to cum prematurely. It ended up being the other way around. Got really bored at the end. With the condom and she being so wet I couldn't feel anything. / >>26661492
>>26661357
Putting myself on the meat market is a measure of last resort. I have two scalps I can say I honestly earned myself at 20, those two scalps are my point of reference.
>>26661357
29yo virgin here
>protip:use tinder.
couple of points.
One, I thought tinder had something where you need some minimum number of facebook friends to be allowed on, like 50 or something. idk if that's true, or if it once was but no longer is, but I don't have nearly that many.
Two, I'm unemployed and live with my parents. I strongly suspect that this is a dealbreaker for most girls, even if they're only looking for a one-night stand.
Three, doesn't tinder give you some kind of penalty for being 28 or older?
Four, I don't have that "good looking" thing down.
so really I don't see this happening, OP
>>26661712
The first photo should be with you not looking into the camera and not smiling. Statistics show that it's more likely she'll be interested because then you'll look more mysterious and "alpha". Then you can have a photo of you with a pet. And last one with friends or doing some kind of activity. Something like that.
>>26661357
Don't have a Facebook or take pictures of myself and can't be arsed to do so.
>>26661762
im pretty average a little under 6 1/2 in with average girth too. Pretty sure I had an erection. It was entirely her bad form
>>26661357
I want love not sex and that makes me lose by default.
Op's been shilling tinder everyday so far, with the same picture, file-name, and posts.
Op did not meet anyone, don't believe his lies.
>>26661357
tinder is a fucking joke
I never fucking get any matches or responses
just like all other forms of dating, if you aren't in the top x%, you're gonna have a shitty time and want to die
I'm pretty sure I'd have success in Tinder but I don't have any good pics in social situations
>>26661900
Even getting matches means nothing. I have over 700 matches and still none talk to me
>>26662000
gee i wonder why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i71ucapje7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M
>>26661936
Eh. I managed to get laid with two selfies
>>26662109
Eh, no you didn't.
>>26662122
Why is it so unbelievable? I used the timer on both and they do kinda look like someone else took the photo but whatever anon. Get creative anon, put some effort in.
I got 2 matches in one month.
>>26662172
Why do you feel the need to lie on 4chan? Get over yourself.
Tried tinder last summer and got a match. Had a good convo with her so took her digits and arranged a date. (My first real date) an hour before the date she bails out. So I'm pissed and decide to cut contact. She texts me like a week or two later but I had deleted her number and didn't know who she was so she got offended (probably). More than 6 months later, she adds me on Snapchat. This means she kept my phone number the whole time or something. I added her back and she viewed my snapchat story. Is this still salvageable or is it bound to end up nowhere just like last time? I have deleted tinder since that incident and quit all efforts to pursue women. Where do I go from here?
21 almost 22 y/o KV cyborg btw
>>26661830
statistics? could you cite your sources?
>>26662289
If you talk or/and decide to meet just go for it. I mean for what other reasons would you keep in touch with her?
>>26662445
I don't have her number. How should I talk to her? Should I send her a snap or try to chat on Snapchat? I'm not an experienced snapchatter. If I do send her something though, it'll be in a week after I'm done with exams.
>>26662359
Statistics from okcupid based on millions of users. Also from own experience. What has worked for me and friends. But it can obviously be bad to not smile if you're at a fun place like the beach or something.
>>26662289
You're a failed normie.
>>26662505
So you only have her on snapchat? not instagram or anything else?
Try to find out what she likes through the pictures she puts up and maybe you can put up photos with similar interests as her. Idk stuff like this is hard. I mean even if you had her number, it would still be hard to make a decent first message with a hook and everything.
>>26662579
I'm a cyborg aspiring to fit in with the normies but:
>no friends at uni
>never had gf
>kissless virgin
>social anxiety and porn fucked me up forever
>>26661357
Another Norman attempts to storm the beaches of /r9k/!!! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26661357
19 year old virgin. No kissing, never had a relationship, currently no friends either desu. Only connection to the outside world is church. And this is living in a dorm for my second semester at Uni.
>>26662622
I don't remember anything about her, no instagram no facebook, only first name. Anyways, I'm gonna wait for now and keep posting stories like I've been doing before. One of my biggest fears is that girls can sense my desperation.
>>26661830
which is nobody on this site
>All these Normans
RISE MY BROTHERS!
>>26661605
It's called a condom. They literally give them away in a lot of places.
>>26662776
ROOOOOOO, WE SHALL DRIVE THEM FROM OUR SHORES.
HAROLD GODWINSON IS MY KING
>>26661357
A Tinder hoe gave me an STD and now my dick and balls burn.
Tinder doesn't work for ugly people, man.
>>26661712
No, you have to submit your medical records to the app and await approval. There's an automatic rejection to anyone who is under 6'0 though.
>ugly as fuck
>change main picture to me in my Halloween costume
>still leave pics of my ugly face there
>all these grils suddenly swiping right
Aspie virgin here. I tried tinder/online dating but I'm also an ugly fuck sooooo.
>>26662726
ok. yeah that can be a problem. I was lucky enough that she was into games so that's why we clicked. So now i'm on a new journey to find the impossible. It's not worth it to try to force the issue with some random crazy chick.
I also have diagnosed aspergers and i've had sex with three women.
One is a cute virgin neet girl I met here. (current partner)
My personal belief is this happens because unlike failed normie robots I am not obsessed with myself and I don't believe I deserve anything.
And ended up getting great sexual experiences as a result.
Which is quite funny because my genetics are quite obvious flawed.
I'm 20 and I never touched a girl haha
>gril asks what I do
>tell her I'm a an unemployed college dropout living with parents
She'll respond, right?
Do you need facebook to sign up for tinder? I'm too much of a autist to have one.
>>26663366
Yup. (totally an original comment you fucking robot)
I think I got relegated to ugly tinder. Every girl I see looks like a bag of assholes. Still no matches though.
>>26663366
I don't have a car to take the girl on a date anywhere
130 matches, 3 dates, got nothing out of them except one hug.
Then again, I haven't even messaged 90% of my matches because I can never think of anything to say beyond "how are you?" I can't even fathom how people start interesting conversations with complete strangers online.
Could someone enlighten me. Ive been trying to use tinder for about a month and I like almost everyone that shows up, yet I still have no "matches" or whateever.
I dont really know if Im doing something wrong or If I have to message them from somwhere else. Im not disfigured or anything and a couple of girls have shown interest in me irl. I find it weird that absolutely NO ONE has liked me at all or whatever in a whole month. Not even the ugly ones.
Can someone shed some light here??
