I AM A 25 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WHO HAS NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND
THIS IS AN UNACCEPTABLE TURN OF EVENTS AND I DEMAND REDRESS
I DEMAND IT
I was in the same but lost v card and shit at 26. there's still time. Try meetups and hit the gym. Done.
>>26660656
Get to the back of the line.
I'm 35 kissless virgin, I'm entitled a girlfriend before you. The waiting list for girlfriends is at least 10 more years for you, stop trying to cut in line you fucking greedy faggot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>26660748
At this point you should just buy one from some Slavshit country. I'm sure that you would make her life relatively better than whatever she has now
I seriously hope you guys are just memeing. I'm 18 and by no means a chad but iv'e had several gfs and even had sex with a girl. I didn't even actively pursue it, it just kinda happened.
I'm 20 years old ugly fatass and I've still managed to fuck a girl. How haven't you even had a gf yet???
>>26660805
Fuck off normalfaggot. Not all of us have a 5+/10 face and good social skills.
>>26660805
>I didn't even actively pursue it, it just kinda happened.
You're a Chad. If you didn't have to try, you're a Chad. To claim you are not is just laughable.
>>26660847
recluse with social anxiety and a paranoid predisposition
>>26660656
Typical beta white cuck, white women are going to the BBC now
>>26660911
nice agitprop faggot
Fuck off, retard. The world doesn't owe you shit. If you want a GF, go get one.
>>26660656
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ and I am of communication/answer/reply:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of words of anything/everything/eachthing of human of slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles. _/]_:-_ _/"_:-_ .
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life so I am of communication of text of humans of nation of:_{\_[\_"\_ Republic of Korea _/"_:-_ of north Korea _/]_ and _[\_ "\_ Republic of Korea _/"_:-_ of south Korea _/]_/}_ of want/mercied/compassioned of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation. _/"_:-_ .
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
I DESERVE A GF
NOW
>>26660977
>>26660805
>>26660847
Hello r/4chan glad you could make it
>>26661021
ME TOO
SOMEBODY MUST FIX THIS
>>26660847
they don't try and aren't attractive enough to have a girl fall in their lap. or one did and they dismissed her as not hot enough.
>>26661070
>>26661021
LORD KEK WILL BRING US CUTE NON-DEGENERATE GFS
TOP KEK PRAISE KEK
>>26660656
>>26660748
>>26661021
>>26661070
>>26661152
>I DESERVE A GF
No you don't. You are entitled to nothing. Having an autism tantrum doesn't make you attractive to women.
>>26661152
ALL HAIL LORD KEK
MAY THE PRIMORDIAL KING OF CHAOS GIVE US GF
ALTER REALITY TO SUIT OUR NEEDS O LORD KEK
>>26660656
It's just pussy, man. Some bitch ain't gonna fix your life, and you ain't really gonna be able to keep a girlfriend.
Just focus on being the best you.
As long as you keep it a secret, nobody will know unless you're hanging out with stoners or poor fucks.
>>26661210
Fallen for the "Earn it yourself meme"
HAHAHA this faggot, i bet you also fell for the wage jewry :)
>>26661295
I have a job and a girlfriend. She made cupcakes tonight. They were tasty.
>>26661336
What kind of Cupcakes?
getting a gf will only make you more miserable. best case scenario: she leaves you before she cucks you instead of after
>>26661498
Sopapilla cheesecake style, with cinnamon and honey on them. Really tasty. Now she's asleep after watching Elementary, and I'm browsing 4chan while I watch Tokyo Ghoul on Hulu.
>>26661336
she is ugly as fuck and looks like a man
>>26661874
Mia Sand, Danish powerlifter and MILF.
Have some more.
>>26661909
That face is awful
in times like these, I like to ask myself: what would 50 cent do?
>>26661948
But her booty don't quit.
>>26661210
Jesus christ I can't tell if this is reddit or tumblr
>>26661970
He would fall $30 million into debt because he spent all his money on self-aggrandizing bullshit like the Bulletproof video games.
Also, he's misusing "your"
>>26662012
>le tumbddit boogeyman strikes again!
Don't strain yourself too hard kiddo
>>26661970
50 cent is a stupid faggot. if the quality of life on earth is dependent on eating cunt, then it makes more sense to just force him to eat it. losing him is losing a potential mouth which could be eating cunt.
50 cent didn't think about that, because he doesn't fucking think.
>>26662021
He's in debt in the same way Kanye is. If he wanted to liquidize his assets and pay off his debt, he would. Filing c. 11 bankruptcy is a much better idea, and was recommended to him by people who have degrees in that shit. But you, who's never had near as much money as him, and who has no experience in financial management and doesn't understand the ramifications of different kinds of bankruptcy definitely knows better.
So basically, if that's what you need to tell yourself to validate your life, pretend I'm wrong.
>born too early to explore the stars
>born just in time to suffer from crippling loneliness as an average-looking male in a first-world country
>>26662107
Did I strike a nerve there, 50?
>>26662103
Wow, looks like he struck a nerve. You sure he isn't just correct in a way that pisses you off? What do they call that? Was it, cognitive dissonance?
>>26662146
in review
>your argument was completely debunked and you were made to look like a retard
>and you responded with /pol/ memery
pic related - it's you
>>26662193
You're welcome, robot.
>>26660656
I'm sure you're the ultimate gentleman.
Kek I really like this "20+ y/o and never had a gf" meme
