Is you high test enough for this giant ass?
Goddamn it, saved the wrong one
>roasties on suicide watch
what happens when tech starts warming these 20LBS OF ASS?
>>26659429
>giant
It's barely an inch wide.
Imagine cumming inside this?
>Don't just stare at it anon, eat it.
>>26659495
One cheek is larger than your hand.
This makes me wish I had a penis. Men are lucky to not have a disgusting, annoying vagina that takes time to get off and ruins your unders if you're not careful.
Where do I get one?
>>26659494
>he doesn't have an onahole warmer
baka desu senpai
>>26659494
Weebs will finally drop out of the genetic pool. In just a generation, and without the use of forced eugenics, the genetic quality of the bloodlines will increase tenfold.
Reminder that women are the ones that choose, and you were not chosen, and that is why you rely on 2D imagery. Women always reproduce, only a few men do in non-monogamous societies.
>>26659464
>>26659524
>>26659592
You either use your imagination fully or else you do the real thing. I don't see how this in between thing works. When you use your imagination you imagine the real thing. With this you can clearly see it is not real. Are you using your senses or your imagination? That seems difficult to mix.
highest test = jack to boipucci
I need BIGGER.
ALSO WHERE CAN I BUY THIS
>>26659464
>>26659524
>>26659592
....I want one senpai
>>26659429
You lucky son of a bitch, Op. Give me one. Unused preferably...
>>26659429
Why are these things so damn expensive?
>>26659691
You're literally fucking a big fat girl ass. It is the real thing.
>Oh god, why does your dick have bumps pepe?
>>26659788
i-i-it's just some cuts I swear from a zipper accident!
Someone explain to me what this is and where to get. I've heard of onaholes before from you guys (r9k seems to like them, and say they are much better than Fleshlights. I haven't tried, but it makes sense. In a sexualized place like Japan, plus the amount of lonely males, it makes sense that they would be really good) but I don't know much
What peripherals are there for onaholes? What's an onahole warmer?
>>26659788
holy fuck OP, you madman.
Sorry no manletts allowed.
holy fucking shit
I need one of those asufsiushf
where did you bought it?
>>26659845
Time to just sit back and relax
>>26659838
"cyberskin ass"
>>26659429
>you will never own a high test sextoy
>>26659896
OOOOOOH JEEEEEZZUUUSSS
>>26659896
>dat jiggle
I need that in my life lolll
>>26659896
They need one of her.
>>26659896
OH MY
WHERE DO I GET ONE OP?
>>26659896
This and a cardboard box is all I'd need for my life and I could die a happy man.
>>26659883
How do you clean it? Do you lube it? How do you warm it up (I assume you don't use it cold?)
I want to learn about the 2D senpai
>>26659896
Y-y-you can put your dick inside right?
seductivemidnightcandyshop
Op, PLEASE stop fucking around and tell me where I can get one of these!
>>26659942
Someone post the webm of the guy inserting his entire arm into it
>can't post other webm because 2 mb limitation
>>26659930
seductivemidnightcandyshop
>>26659942
Yes, anon, the whole thing. Just imagine cumming inside of it.
>>26659941
i don't have one
but i think most silicone based toys need to be cleaned with mild soap, warm water, dried, and then applied with corn starch
>>>/jp/
they have a general about it
/onahole/
>>>/jp/14791723
Fuck ,me it's been a day
>>26659620
I think he was talking about the 125x92 image.
>>26659999
>Quads of high test.
>>26659987
Oh fuck, these kind of stuff would actually IMPROVE my sanity
>>26660003
Oh. My bad. Good one now that I think about it. Sorry.
>>26659987
Upload the other webms to pomf.cat
>>26659979
>even onaholes have roasties
why even live?????
>>26659788
bro did you just paint your dick green
this is a brilliant idea for a sex toy or whatever you call it
>>26660053
https://a.pomf.cat/ccvhzs.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/bfrufe.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/ezbpbt.webm
>>26660083
Sssshhhhh what do you think?
>>26660123
Now, whose ass is THAT?
>>26660123
God damn I just can't believe shit like this exists
>>26659464
>Even sex toys have roasties
>>26660168
The ass is literally like butter, it melts in your fucking hands and around your cock
>>26660194
Who ever made them is literally the ultimate cuck.
>>26660162
Spoony, a tripslut.
>>26660198
WHY AREN'T THESE GIVEN TO AUTISTS FOR FREE
THE GUBMENT COULD SAVE SO MANY LIVES
>>26659941
Onaholes are stretchy rubbery cock sleeves with nice bumpy textures inside that feel really good. The texture and tightness varies from "oh my god i'm cumming my brains out in 5 seconds" to "huh this feels kind of nice i guess but i can't cum without deathgrips."
Normally they cost like $20 online but vary widely from disposable $5 cups to $200+ asses like the OP. The quality's also very hit and miss so read reviews. Mine was like $25, durable and works great for when I want a more involved fap. You can warm it up if you want, it's fun. Warmers are basically pencil dildos with a USB cable, you plug one end into your PC or whatever and the other into your hole. Yes you have to lube them. Sleeve types are normally reversible, you just flip it inside out and clean with soap and water.
Very worth the price, it's a shame for a modern man to just vanillafap his entire life when there are so many better alternatives out there.
>>26660228
Thanks!>3/4ths of the photos in desustorage are 404'd by nginx
I'm somehow still alive.
>>26659464
>>26659524
>>26659592
Holy fuck, I need one of these right the fuck now.
I remember some fucker on /fit/ always talking about a plastic pussy. I thought he was a fucking lunatic, until I saw this OP. He was right all along, plastic pussy is the way.
>>26659464
>>26659896
>>26660123
anon . . plz . . can't . . no . . .
definitively shipping one of those once I start working kek
Jesus fucking christ, why even waste time with women with shit like this.
Imagine if this shit had some kind of mechanism built in so it could bounce on your dick.
Hook up a VR headset and you'd be set for life.
>Anon stop dicking around and just cum inside me already
>>26660409
i saw pornhub advertising ones that twerked
>tfw can't get one because I live with parents
Only downside is that if someone found out you used that shit you would be labeled "creepy" for life
Meanwhile girls use black 10" dildos and it's considered completely normal
>>26660459
good motivation to move out
>>26660459
What, your parents don't know that you masturbate?
>>26660469
>you would be labeled "creepy" for life
Nah, it's 2016, no one cares anymore.
>>26660459
I can't get one because of that, but it's probably because my father would want to try it kek
man, look at that
any male would want to give it a try
ANY
>>26660477
not to a massive rubber anime ass
>>26660497
This.
No man would give a fuck if it's real or not with an ass like that.
>>26660459
same
>Anon what's in this package?
>just a giant ass mom!
>ok have fun!
>>26659987
>seductivemidnightcandyshop
NINE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS?
jesus thats a lot for a fap
What is the exact model for the light one and where can I get it?
>>26659987
>seductivemidnightcandyshop
>$1000
>>26660459
well, it is 90 pounds after all
>>26660536
but look at that juicy ass anon
>>26660536
not OP, but probably worth every fucking cent
it's like saying a massive "FUCK YOU" to every woman on earth
>>26660302
Cool, thanks for the knowledge. maybe I'll browse /ja/ for more info, since it seems like they have onahole threads. I bought a Fleshlight at uni a while back, just to try it out. From what I'm hearing I should have bought a onahole instead. Is this true? How do they compare?
fuck me that brown elf one looks delicious, can you post some lewd ones on /gif/ or something? want to see it get fucked.
>>26660576
>>26660577
if i had the money and no shame about owning an anime pillow attached to a huge rubber ass, i'd do it, but still god damn.
maybe it'll become more popular and the price will drop down though also.
>>26659838
This is some 90 lbs ass sold by some guy in Florida. Company name is midnight candy shop.
Name of the product is Fantasia I believe.
Shit will run you 700-900 dollars.
Bought one, and let me tell you...
IT IS NOT FUCKIN WORTH IT
The holes are barely ribbed and this thing is a pain to move around, unless you are strong.
Do not get one, get an onahole instead
>ugghhh anon are we gonna fuck or are you just gonna dick around back there"?
Bought a "my student" ONAHOLE the other day online. Anyone here own one? did I pick a good one?
>>26660655
Could you just stick an onahole inside it?
>>26660655
>90lbs
>hard to move around
what kind of fucking pussy are you?
>>26660682
If you're able to find an onahole small enough to fit in there then yeah
>>26660655
It's a sex toy and an exercise tool in one!
>>26660655
>His skinny ass literally couldn't handle that ass
>>26660655
Alright thanks, I guess being able to feel realistic cheeks would be nice, but I have no experience thrusting so overall it might be useless to me. Also not sure how I feel about bodypillows yet, if someone invents one that can cuddle you back then I'll buy that. Ribbing is important, but some seem to object to you.
>>26660670
I would have no idea, but you should post what kind you got so these guys can tell you
I'm so tempted to order one of these right now.
God damn this is fucking amazing.
>>26660730
LITERALLY!
You have been muted for-esidentsleeper
>>26660696
Where do you think you are?
Scrubs original comment 2016
>>26660773
>He calls himself a man
how cute
>>26659788
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK BRO!
>>26659788
Why do you own a large green dildo, OP?
>>26660123
The future is finally here
So why isn't there sex bots yet? They don't even need to have AI, but just something you can position above you and it rides you like a champ.
>>26660856
>implying it isn't your daily dose
>>26660440
Pornhub needs to get American distribution rights for these things. Way better than what they came up with.
>>26660906
I'm convinced it's a conspiracy. You would only need a real doll that's permanently positioned in cowgirl that has motors in the butt and thighs for it to ride up and down on your dick. It's absolutely puzzling that no one had made this for less than a few thousand dollars yet.
>>26660799
Probably a manlet and is only 4 inches. What a shame. Probably better off being a sissy.
The panties....hmmnnnnn
So can anyone in this thread recommend a good onahole, and website to buy from?
>>26660987
how many pairs did you buy/steal
>>26660959
Yeah, it's actually sort of astounding that something like that hasn't been made/sold yet.
I'd prefer something like a rope system inside, so the motors spin, pull the rope up, the body contracts lifting the ass off of you, and then the motors stop and let it fall back on you. That slapping on the ass into you alongside the weight it'd.. there would literally be no need for regular sex.
>tfw you can't have these because you live with your parents
How hard is it to clean, OP?
>>26659896
>That texture
That's it, roasties have become 100% obsolete
>>26661006
Idk senpai I've never owned one but I recently bought an onahole called "my student", currently waiting for it to come in the mail.
Bought it because it's only $20 and apparently tighter than most onaholes.
There's an onahole buying guide on reddit, just search "reddit onahole guide" on google
While all those wagecucks go out in clubs in the weekend spending money on drinks for whores trying to get a drunk slut with a shitty ass and NEETs fap to their waifus on their computer screens, OP is in his home, comfy as fuck, fucking things that feel like amazing asses.
OP is the master of the universe
>>26659429
>tfw once I move out from with my parents I can get one
>tfw I pay one grand on a fake ass I can fuck whenever and not millions in expenses for a woman who needs food/clothes/rings/whatever that I might find I dont even like.
>dont have to deal with ANYONE and can reserve my sperg energy level for work.
>That ass is probably bigger then any normal woman's.
We're all gonna make it lads.
>>26660923
Mah nigga
>>26659925
I wouldn't even care if it didn't feel good, there's no way I could pass up realistic loli butt
>>26659524
>cumming inside it
if you plan on using it more than once why the fuck would you do this
>>26659592
>eating out a rubber pussy
???
come the fuck on anon
>>26660123
I imagine they rot away after several months of use?
>>26659429
>is your test low enough for this tiny picture
>>26660123
the fuck is up with your arms?
how do I hide this for when apartment managers come in to do bullshit maintenance
>mfw you all fucking fell for the most OBVIOUS shilling in history of mankind
fucking LMAO
>>26660123
i want to see you fucking those things
>>26659788
best thread 2016 so far
>>26663630
Don't hide it.
Fuck it the entire time they're there.
Look directly at them too.
When they leave, lick your lips and ask when they'll be back next
>>26664167
if they were mine, I would
sadly they are just reposts from an /a/ thread
