Guys, am I weird?
What did you score?
>>26658326
1 point about autism
>>26658326
kinda wish it was a bit higher
>>26658350
I guess youre normal. Im doomed, arent i
>>26658597
I'd be low tier cyborg tops, i couldnt be normie tho.
>>26658326
cant believe there are right and wrong answers.
does it mean that the people who designed these tests are the best people in the world?
hmmm i wonder
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>>26658623
Yeah, you guys are cyborgs. which makes a lot of sense
>>26658595
i would actually rather be an autistic robot than just a trainwreck
Fuck. I thought I wasn't that bad.
>>26658672
Might be on to something desu. I like that I'm a pretty empathetic guy and easily approachable but at the same time I'm a huge mess that worries and stresses about everything
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>>26658595
Gtfo normies autists only reeeee
>>26658750
>he thinks not being an autist is good
>he thinks having the empathy to relate with people and know that they are talking to you only because you can crack a joke is good
>he thinks lying awake every night stressing over things not said or done is good
>he thinks being surrounded by chads because you're approachable and easy to talk to is good even though they are a constant reminder that you dont fit in us good
>>26658326
lowest score ive seen, are you creepy in person?
>33
whehw lads
>>26658326
Uh...
Guys?
I answered every question honestly too.
I'm a diagnosed sociopath so is not surprising.
>>26659070
hehe no fucking way..
>>26658326
45 desu.
I was accused of being an asspie when I was young but I guess I outsmarted it and taught myself empathy.
And now I can talk to animals.
11/80
The autism test on the same page (/autism-spectrum-quotient/)gave me a 43/50
I should really see a professional about it but I'm afraid about what he will say
>>26659070
We have a winner!
My condolences anon
Hopefully you have a pet
>>26659084
Did you cut up worms as a kid?
Scored a 14
Im trying to get a perfect score.
but I guess ROBOTS gon' be ROBOTS
Shit, I must be more autistic than I think I am
>>26659203
Yes, also I would beat up dogs and cats and one time I killed my sister freshwater fish, that's when my parents had me tested.
Scored 26.
To be honest i really expected a normal score
>>26658831
>not being so alpha you don't give a fuck about anyone else
Only an autist can be the chaddest of chads
>>26658326
I got the same. I don't think I'm really autistic I just don't like people.
15
I'm surprised tbqhfam
>>26659337
Put the comma in the right spot and you're a murderer lel
someone bost link
80 reporting in.
ask me anything
I have a 32. I wasn't actually expecting it to be that low
>>26659394
there ya go:
psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
>>26659461
whats the reason for browsing?
>>26658642
the guy who designed it is borat's cousin, so that should tell you something
31.
>Tfw cyborg.
Was expecting like a 40, but okay.
>>26659337
Do you ever think about hurting people?
I do all the time, but I function normally and never show that side of me, so I've never been diagnosed with anything.
>>26659461
>ask me anything
were you honest?
>>26659461
why are you in /r9k/?
you fucking normie
I could score 0 or 80 depending on my mood. Am I some sort of sociopath?
>>26659461
How many gurls have you fugged:D
>>26659595
*on
you can't even spell properly
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>>26659540
Im a sociopath, girls ask me out all the time but im still a virgin because i cant get it up with them. I cant feel anything, life is just a game to me. :^)
I'm so empathic I scored 10 points above the max. Ask me anything.
>>26659461
Why bother taking the quiz if you're just going to cheat on it?
>>26659711
Sociopath, but you scored an 80.
So you lied on all the questions.
But you don't give a fuck.
Well played sir.
I'm technically on the spectrum and I scored a 20. I just feel more antisocial than anything. Depending on the person you'd think I was normal but then there are times where I can't think of anyway to socialize.
>>26659768
The sociopath cannot introspect deeply enough to answer these questions honestly. I think I might be in the same boat.
oh well could be worse
>>26659768
what score would make you a sociopath?
I wasn't expecting this.
>>26659834
According to the literature, as low as possible = callous/unemotional traits including diminished empathy.
>>26659895
i got a 10, does that make me a sociopath?
Good to know I'm not a normie. Got a 31 or 32 on the Autism quiz too. I don't think I'm autistic though because I've seen people who really are autistic and that is a different breed altogether. I'd just say I'm anti-social, unmotivated, and lazy.
>>26659768
not him but most of the questions had more to do with being able to read people than actual empathy
traditionally thats an area a sociopath should be able to compete in
still lying because I dont know of sociopaths getting upset over someone suffering on the news or other questions
>>26659755
damn that's pretty good but I got 10x points above the average ama
Can I join the secret club now??
>>26659996
>mobile
get out reddit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26659768
I didn't lie desu, i was being honest.
>>26659953
Possibly. You could also be on the autism spectrum, you could have obsessive compulsive traits.
I am diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder with antisocial features and I scored 14, trying to answer as truthfully as possible.
Slightly higher than expected.
>>26659755
nice dubs, must be true.
>what feels?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>26658326
I'm scared. Original original original original
>>26660043
>mobile == reddit
???
I have been medically confirmed to not be suffering from autism or aspergers syndrome or any other mental or developemental issue.
>>26660290
If you are a friendless hikkikimori schizoid cuck, that is going to lower your score.
>>26660223
we're all doomed.
PS. upgrade your pad.
>>26660043
What if my computer needs repairs and isn't currently usable?
>>26660307
I'm not a schizoid and I've had short-term friends in the past. I also do not suffer from social anxiety of any sort so not a hikki either
I was 14, then I changed how I felt about some of the questions and scored 74, remarkable.
I got a 28. I was expecting to get a number around 50 actually. I'm a little bit shocked that I could be a sperg. Then again, my lack of awareness is just more proof that I am.
What do I do now?
>>26660325
Pad?
How do I start collecting my autismbucks?
Oh shit, I thought I was more cyborg tier, where did everything go wrong?
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>>26660290
It's ok, we have hope.
http://medicalxpress.com/news/2016-02-neuroscientists-reverse-autism-symptoms.html
>>26660369
device
>>26660417
>taking experimental brain altering drugs
I'm fine with being autistic/introverted
>>26660417
is it true that people with autism are math geniuses?
What the fuck, I don't believe it. I'm pretty sure I'm a failed normie, not even a cyborg. The statements were all pretty obvious too.
I'm pretty sure I'm still autistic as fuck though
Got 13 a while back
