Chad Feels
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>chick that was blowing me had to stop because she couldn't fit my cock in her mouth
>chick that I was blowing had to stop because I couldn't fit her cock in my mouth
>got invited to too many parties this weekend and had to turn down a few
>Implying Chads can't alter their penis size at will
>woke up next to a different girl than i went to bed with
>told me i was great last night
>don't even remember a single thing
>tfw exhausted from texting four different girls at once
Bitches are so fucking needy
>GF was busy today
>Side GF was visiting family
>Fuck buddy didn't answer her phone
>Had to call some random SEVEN out of 10 to come by my house and blow me
>She didn't swallow
Life is an exercise in futility
>>26658010
So can most men anon, it's called getting an erection
>chick that was blowing me had to stop because i woke up
>had to get an STD test after I hooked up with five girls bareback this weekend
>they stick a fucking q-tip up your dick
>>26658085
We've all been there man, just hang on, it always gets better
>I want to thank the loads of people that celebrated with me on my Birthday last night and the hundreds of Facebook birthday wishes. Couldnt ask for a better 21st birthday!
>girl tells me to pull out because I'm too big and its hurting her too much
I'm a legit chad, having a larger than average penis is a curse
>>26658085
Dat feel
Better days ahead friend
>>26658266
She probably wasn't even wet/turned on when you shoved your dick in. Fuck you for wasting your good genes.
>>26658085
>>She didn't swallow
Holy fuck, this is brutal. How did you even live, bro?
>>26658362
Ah so you're a virgin, okay anon!
>bring tiny girlfriend to hike with me
>stop at the town central and talk for a bit and look at the scenery
>ex girlfriend(she's like 5'10, long legs) walks up out of nowhere and starts acting out in front of my girlfriend, vocally attacking her, saying my girlfriend will never care as much as she does and that she looks like a little girl (she's 4'11 tall and very proportional so she just naturally looks very young and ex is extremely jealous by this)
>grab her and slap her in the face
>she tries to hug me while crying
>tell her to not go near my girlfriend again
>girlfriend thought it was hot that i protected her, sucked her tits when we got home, came inside of her later that night with many bruises
>ex texts me the next day asking if she can come over with lots of <3's, basically wants to suck my dick like a typical whore
>tell her to come over
>immediately grab her by the throat and manhandle her when she arrives
>fuck her harder than any girl I ever fucked, bruises and hand-prints everywhere, came inside, grabbed her by the throat
>"don't come back anymore"
>she couldn't even walk, kept tensing up
>let her sleep in bed while girlfriend was cooking for me
>told ex to leave in front of girlfriend so that she knew what I did
>girlfriend started crying and said she'd do whatever I wanted her to do to stay with her
>she's tiny(4'11) pale ginger so hugging her is always adorable and makes my heart melt
>she's very gentle and acts like extremely motherly with me, really wants to have children together
>pick her up for hug
>wraps her short legs around my waist
>feels good
>walk to the kitchen while carrying her like this
>she serves me dinner and we talk about plans(we were planning on going to Iceland for a month back then, was great, has roots there)
>drink her milk(i wanted her to do adult nursing with me and she loves it ever since I made her do it)
>fuck her brains out later
>sleep together her tiny spoon
>feels good
>end
being chad is a roller-coaster of feels
>>26658838
>normie with a lactation fetish
are you even trying?
>>26658838
You call yourself a Chad? Failed normie get out and don't come back lmao
>>26658941
you'd be surprised how not weird it is if you were normal
>>26658085
Don't worry anon, just be yourself.
>tfw a chick is blowing you and she complains about her jaw hurting 20 minutes in
>>26659907
Right? Good feel
>chick made me wash my mouth out with listerine after I went down on her
