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porn feels: boner killer edition
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>get really into a scene, about to hit the point of no return
>video edits out of nowhere disturb my concentration
>soft again
>Find another video
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>>26657488
>They get into my favorite position
>Cameraman focuses on guy's ass
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>>26657488
>shitty techno music that plays through the whole fucking video
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>camera pans to the guy's face when he cums
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>black guy walks in
>the guy says something
>the camera focus in on the guy's asshole
>unshaved public hair
>the cute magical girl vanquishes the rape demons at the end

Boner killers, all of them
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>>26657488
>facesitting video
>all shots from the front, no shots from behind to show the girls ass off
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>>26657488
>scene ends abruptly before the guy cums
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>it's a gang rape doujin
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>the guy screams when he orgasms
>it always reminds me of this video and I can't finish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeAFH9UZrLA&feature=youtu.be
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>when the guy talks and never shuts up throughout the video
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>>26657817
This triggered me so much
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>masturbation vids where the cameraman is talking to the girl the whole time
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>man appears
>penises
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>>26657925
What makes that bad situation even worse is that they always have that same weird dweeby, nasally voice
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>that kid who would always argue that everyone was gay because they didn't share his lesbian fetish
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>>26657970
I never could understand lesbian porn, myself. I mean, isn't the point of watching porn that you fantasize about being the guy who is fucking these model-tier women in all of these outlandish positions? Two sluts barely pretending to be into each other gets rid of the fantasy entirely.
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>Find really hot pornstar
>Trying to find good vids
>All her videos are dp or gangbangs or with shitskins
>Just want white one dick to empathize with, what is this shit.

American porn is fucking garbage.
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>>26657589
>>26657659
>camera constantly cuts to the guys face as he's fucking her
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>>26658001

I think a lot of guys say they like lesbian porn just so they don't get accused of being gay.
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>The cameraman moans/talks.
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>the thumbnail is so unappealing you lose interest in the video
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>They cut right when the girl is cuming
> No full body shots
> Fucking gets intense, immediately change position
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>>26657589
Whoops wrong pic
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> It's a "monster cock" scene and she puts in only half the dick
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>>26657488
> get really into it
> girl is into it
> girl sudenly looks at a cameraman for a split second

close video. find another video
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>she's obviously unimpressed and faking
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dont you people pre-watch the video to know what youre getting into and plan out which part you want to ejaculate to?
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>>26658557
>cut to the part where it's my fetish
>It's preceded by something that's not my fetish
fuck
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>>26658557
I need the element of surprise. Also I never watch the same video twice. Once I was watching a video and the two guys suddenly started banging each other. It was very intense.
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>>26657949
This tbqh familial
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>>26657488
>Find the right 10-second or so bit from the video
>Have to keep clicking on the progress bar to repeat it
>Hand shaky from fapping with other hand
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I mostly get annoyed with myself for finishing too quick. Wanking is the highlight of my day and I spent 15 minutes on it.
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>fap to gay porn
>as im about to climax, i scrub back to part with a girl in it
>look at her as i cum
>mfw not gay
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>>26658942
Actually that's still gay you fucking faggot kill yourself homo sapiens
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>>26658557
I skip to the last 5% to evaluate whether the rest is worth my time. It's easier to screen content this way.

>male vocalizations of any kind
>any shot of the male talent that isn't below the belly button
>male hands or male fingers doing anything but resting neatly behind the back, at the sides or completely out of the shot

If any of the above is true for the cumshot, then the rest is probably garbage.
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after trying to do nofap a bunch what finally got me off porn/jerking off was the realization that i dont really want to cum very much anymore. what i really want is intimacy.
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>reading a catgirl doujin
>they turn her hands to paws halfway through
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>>26658942
>bold and smug

More like homo as fuck.
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>>26657488
>Watching porn videos

You are doing it wrong.
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>>26657488
i prefer only amateur homemade porn. but seriously it sucks the way they film it.

>no close up vaginal shots
>no rearview of guys asshole and balls thrusting into the vagina
>no bleached assholes

why live?
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