Why aren't you guys selling your plasma/sperm for extra money? If you're ever short on NEETbux they literally pay you for just sitting there for an hour. I do plasma twice per week and they pay me $100 per week (this is about $50/hr considering the time it takes). They usually pay newbies a little extra. And they give it to you on a prepaid debit card which you can use to buy video games, figurines, or whatever the fuck you want online.
For sperm, it's a little more selective, but if you're above 5'10'', don't do drugs, no STDs and don't have any documented mental/hereditary illness, most places will take you. Some places have other qualifiers, for example the bank I first used only takes you if you've got a college or vocational education. I have a graduate degree, high IQ, good general health and am 5'11'' so banks almost never turn me down. Note that being white helps here because most white people want white sperm, and most of the people who use IFV are white or Asian.
There's usually a time-limit so they don't get too much of your superior NEET seed and create accidental incest issues (there was a bank awhile back that had a few guys fathering 100 kids each, if you put them all into the same school populations the chance of accidental incest gets too high), but they paid me $125/donation, I make $1,000/mo for 'working' 5 hours a week (there's some minor paperwork you need to do with each donation but its nothing). It's literally just fucking fapping for money. I fap to cuckold porn and laughed knowing some pathetic wagecuck who has been sterilized by job stress will be raising my children. I'm actually considering living the life of a sperm donating nomad, moving from sperm bank to sperm bank depositing a year or two's worth of my seed.
The best banks even tell you when you're selected. I have 11 children at age 25, despite never having held a girl's hand.
>>26657420
>giving your life force to the reproductive jew
is 100 per week really what you get?
I thought you could only donate like every 2 weeks or something?
That's not bad if true. I might try it out.
>>26657460
Depends on your body weight. I can donate twice per week with no ill effect on my health. Skinnier guys can't donate as much.
>>26657491
what's your fat ass weight?
I'm 6'2 185.
>>26657541
lol, I weigh less than you and I'm still in their 'top donator' weight class.
>>26657420
>Why aren't you guys selling your plasma/sperm for extra money?
Can't. They bar faggots from donating anything in the U.S. I can't even donate my organs once I'm dead. The FDA is run by conservatards.
>>26657601
That's because your disgusting, degenerate behavior makes you much more likely to carry infectious diseases.
>>26657601
Why don't you just fucking lie about it? What are they going to do, give you a gay test?
Even on sperm donation, just learn to fap to straight porn. I can fap to gay shit after years of browsing 4chan, I assume you could figure something out.
>>26657601
good. I hope they take blood donation away from you again I can't believe they lifted the ban.
I should be legally allowed to demand faggot free blood if I ever need a transfusion.
>>26657601
All I've ever done is exchange blowjobs with another guy, and there aren't any documented cases of HIV transmission via oral sex.
Meanwhile, a straight guy could have an unprotected gangbang with 20 prostitutes and still be eligible to donate blood or sperm. I'm the degenerate, though. Sure.
Be careful with plasma donations, anon. The long term side effects are not completely understood, and the donation center will do jack all if you get sick.
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/05/blood-money-the-twisted-business-of-donating-plasma/362012/
>>26657601
It's because you're 31 times as likely to have HIV than regular people
>>26657420
>It's literally just fucking fapping for money. I fap to cuckold porn and laughed knowing some pathetic wagecuck who has been sterilized by job stress will be raising my children. I'm actually considering living the life of a sperm donating nomad, moving from sperm bank to sperm bank depositing a year or two's worth of my seed.
You're probably full of shit m8 but that's kind of hot.
>>26657767
No I'm not. I haven't even had sex. The forms you have to fill out for blood donation consider any same-sex activity a risk factor, even if all you did was let another guy give you a handjob. Other developed countries don't enforce these same policies because the screening methods for HIV are advanced enough to make it an acceptable risk.
>>26657420
>sterilized by job stress
This can't happen right?
>>26657420
6ft 4, white, blue eyes, high IQ and no drugs etc, but mother is adopted and i heard they usually want very extensive background checks at sperm banks, or is it just "do you have any family history of mental illness?"
Could always donate plasma and blood
>>26657841
It's more efficient to just bar all fags from donating instead of having to sort through every person's sexual history.
>>26657960
Stress levels can lower your sperm count. If your count is already lowered, it can push you below the threshold generally required for reproduction. It also tends to decline with age so stress + age together can easily sterilize you.
>>26657841
Again, why the fuck don't you lie?
>>26657960
http://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/health/de-stress-for-better-sex-20130715
>>26657722
yeah fuck that shit imagine giving your denerate DNA to someones mother and she has to raise degenrates fags like you into society... I am honestly glad for this
>>26658042
I only had to submit some information on myself and my parents, they can do cheap DNA tests on you nowadays and determine if you're carrying anything dangerous more easily.
>>26657420
how old do you have to be to do it? i need some money too
>>26657420
I should give blood you're right.
My blood type is b positive and I always laugh when I remember it.
Thanks frog poster.
>>26658143
Depends on the place, you should clean up as best you can though. Most places will actually interview you nowadays so stop short of a suit and tie, but dress snappy if you can.
Only the highest order of NEETs can be selected to provide sperm to the inferior wagecuck class.
>>26658143
Ur head is so fucking small lmaooo
>>26658250
Thanks bud, I'll get a nice button-down.
>>26658310
And a hat. And a scarf!
>>26658143
Wig makers used to buy hair. Not sure if that is still a thing.
your sperm won't sell
woman have demands to what type of features they want
>>26658366
What are you implying? Should I get a wig or sell my split ends for $3.50?
Man I wish I was tall
>>26657420
i've unironically thought about it, but fags closed down the only worthwhile sperm bank in my country. plus there's a shit ton of tests you have to go through before you're approved
even the european sperm bank is hell, you gotta compete with all the 6'3'' blonde, blue-eyed fighter pilots and all the PhD fags
i honestly doubt anyone would prefer a dark haired, dark-eyed 6'1'' no college degree no job fag's cum over a 6'3'' chad fighter pilot's
but it's good to know they could at least pay me money for fapping. that'll do too. there was an article about some ugly-ass dutch fag who now has something like 300 kids. what a badass.
>>26657460
It can give you iron deficiency
So I googled this process and started reading about it on wikipedia.
Reading about blood being sent through a centrifuge combined with that gross yellow color of plasma literally made be nauseous.
My skin went cold and clammy, I felt sick to my stomach like I was holing down puke, my ears started to ring, face got hot, blood rushed to head, my vision narrowed and blurred, the ringing in my ears turned to pressure and I had that shell shocked/flashbang effect going on.
Had to fight it for a good 10 minutes. Went to eyebleach for the first time in my life to get over it.
I don't think I should donate plasma.
>>26659182
wew, thank god you'll never have sex lol
I donated sperm, paid for a good portion of my college tuition. Just kind of annoying because you have to go through the whole process before getting paid. Also I was stupid enough to be an open donor so I'm fucked if the kids want to find me.
>>26659206
It's generally just internal organs and life sustaining shit that bothers me.
I've cool with shots and cuts and the sight of blood but I can't handle watching surgery or looking at internal organs outside the body.
And something about that yellow mt dew color of plasma just set me the fuck off.
It's like the realization that this shit is what's inside me and that it could fail at any time and kill me just really fucks with my head.
>>26659328
i guess you should never watch bunion removal surgery
