what's your ultimate fantasy, /r9k/?
if you could do or be anything, no matter how stupid/impossible, what would it be?
>>26657220
to be able to eat as much fucking junk food without getting fat.
i love to fucking eat but it becomes unhealthy. getting over a binge eating disorder right now. combined with body dysmorphia as well, I exercise like a fucking work horse which is what probably caused it.
counting my calories and nutrients like a sperg probably doesn't help either but oh well. discipline is okay.
>>26657220
live as a neet
living only for my daily workout
eating good food every day
helping people for the sake of contributing
>>26657220
I want to cure cancer by farting in the person's face
>>26657220
Be able to excel at anything I put my mind to. I'd be a ripped martial arts master rock star doctor with fluency in all the major languages on earth. And I'd kick ass at fighting games.
i'd love to have infinite control, create whole worlds at my fingertips, all the weird fetishes i have would be real
i'd enjoy it for like 2000 years but then I'd just live as a hermit innawoods and go full tom bombadil
>>26657220
>Teleported to 2000BC, Babylon.
>Live forever, unable to die, get sick, If captured or trapped, ability to get out of situation.
>Ability to change appearance at will
>If I want to die, I can die at will, but only after a period of wanting it ie: Distant future, humanity gone, etc.
And So I see how it all happened.
>>26657220
be the next elon musk + kurt cobain + bill gates + isaac newton + jimi hendrix + feynman put together and excel in every aspect of everything that i do and life in fucking general
>but why
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>musk
knows how to look to the future and has a fucking insane work ethic and the brain power to compliment it
>cobain
probably one of the most self-centered people who ever existed, had a vision and perfectly sculpted his life to exactly the image he wanted it to be and will probably never be passed, solely focused on art and image for his entire life, the OG hipster
>gates
basically musk if he was born in the 1940s, only focused on one thing, had less to work with, and was more cutthroat. musk + gates would be the greatest businessman to ever live
>newton
blew the worlds mind out of nowhere more than probably any person ever did, einstein would have been his fuckboy and tesla his creepy faggot cousin
>hendrix
knew what to do with what is now considered primitive technology to his advantage and made some of the greatest music even 60 years later, considered by most guitar players to be as good as it will ever get
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you would basically be amazing at whatever you do if you were these guys incarnated into one person. all of them were either intelligent or hard-working enough to where it didn't matter and knew how to work with what they had been given in life
you could substitute some equally insanely influential person to each choice, but it gives the same idea.
>>26657220
I want to become the immortal dictator of Earth, and fix everything
>>26657706
oh and feynman
>smarter than you will ever be, would be best friends with newton
i wish i was a world famous cellist
but that takes
>skill
>confidence
>talent
>motivation
>>26657220
>what's your ultimate fantasy, /r9k/?
I just want a gf
>>26657806
This
I don't even have any fetishes, I just want a loyal and kind gf
relive the childhood i never had
A comfy spaceship and a wacky crew for galactic adventures.
>>26657912
>tfw you will never be Commander Shepard
>>26657220
Not having anxiety
I just want a harem of qt diaper girls
that's not too much to ask for I don't think
Turning the hill I live on back into a peach orchard, while demolishing the eye-sore gas stations at the foot of the hilland finding love with a tough-as-nails persian woman.
>>26657804
This one is nice. I've always wanted to be musically inclined. It feels really nice to create and have people emotionally connect to your work.
Even if I was a pro, I don't think my anxiety would let me perform in front of people.
I sometimes have dreams about being an ace pilot in MLA universe, spearheading the humanities attack.
>>26657220
not being a loser
>>26657968
Shepard had a hard life. I would prefer something more relaxing. Like cargo ship in safe areas. That kind of job might not attract noble creatures like Garrus or Liara though.
I want E.A Poe to inhabit my body acting as a guiding spirit.
Tell my oneitis that I love her reading one of my poems desu.
>>26657220
to play music and tour for a living
>ywn become the greatest scientific mind in the history of humanity by discovering how to achieve faster than light travel, thus giving birth to mankind's galactic empire
>>26658098
That's true. I wouldn't want to be in danger constantly. Maybe an explorer vessel would be nice.
>>26658257
The person that discovers that is going to be an AI.
The singularity is near anon.
>>26657220
I want to be a gentleman of leisure in Seattle or Vienna. I could do nothing but go out, act edgy, wear fine clothes and be paid for it, from my parents' trust fund, of course. Naturally, I'd have to say I was an artist or something to that effect, but I wouldn't need to actually be a successful one.
>>26658290
Seattle's overrated senpai, though it is beautiful. I live an hour away and I'm poor as fuck though so what do I know.
>>26657220
two whole donuts
I'd be lex Steele. I'm a white guy btw
>>26657220
To be a loving husband and live with my wife (who loves me as much as I love her) forever in peace and happiness in the middle of a forest somewhere. Or at the very least to just be a loving husband devoted to my loving wife forever.
I would transcend from this mortal plane (either now or at my death) and reach enlightenment.
i just want lots of disposable income and the ability to travel anywhere on the planet
and a cute japanese wife
be good looking
the rest will sort itself
>>26657220
If i could earn kelseys love
>>26658340
i lived just a few blocks from that needle. a place called belltown for two yeaers ina studio my next door neighbor was a neo nazi pornstar. this dude scared the fuck out of me he was big like 6'3 nothing but muscle tattoo from head to toe. swastika on his neck. wouldn't fuck wiht no matter what - his gf this hot ass norwegian bitch with jet black hari. both were in the porn industry could hear them having sex a lot.
other hten that i hated south lake union where the microsoft pussies were. i stole a bunch of shit from them - laptops, cell phones, purses, etc anytime the chance was avialbe outdoor dining, starbucks tables, etc.
wouldn't move back to that place though desu.
>tfw you will never be the captain of a merchant starship
>you will never fly extrasolar routes throughout the galaxy
>you will never fly with a ragtag crew of misfits to make ends meet
>you will never gaze upon nebula's and dying giants out the window of your ship
>you will never guide your ship to dock with a cargo station in orbit of a colonial planet
>you will never deliver supplies to frontier worlds
>you will never listen to calming music under the stars in your cockpit as you cruise a safe domestic route
I feel like I was born too early. I'd do anything to be a merchant of the stars.
I wish I could find the perfect girl for me, then she'd feminize me into a fully functional female and we'd be taken as wives by a minotaur, slowly transformed into cowgirls as he fills us with his young and become the matrons of a vast harem of his conquests.
get a billion dollars
die happy or die trying
>>26657288
you can fart on my face
>>26657220
Professional cycling :( it's never gonna happen
to have a healthy body and live a normie lifestyle with a few close friends.
>>26657220
To be an indestructible being that has every super human power imaginable. I would like to be able to crush my enemies, topple governments and purge the evil from the disgusting world we live in.
I want to be the most famous and influential singer-songwriter in history. it's a simple dream, but it is my dream never the less
>>26657220
My ultimate fantasy is to enslave the ENTIRE female gender.
ALL WOMEN are slaves, and all men are slave owners - every girl is born a slave, and ever boy is born the birthright to own one woman when he comes of age.
All men are happy at the expense of all women being miserable - but then again, if a girl is born a slave, she is raised a slave, so she'll never know what free will is to begin with.
I want to live in a world like Final Fantasy 12, and just explore and have adventures.
That is one of my most hated things about the real world. It ties into that whole "born too late [...] born too early" thing. There are no frontiers left on Earth.
Reveal the paleontologist community for the sham that it is.
>>26657454
Bruh. That's exactly what I would like as well.
But I'd honestly like some pokedex family tree shit so I'm not fucking over someone's future lines or summin, ya know?
>>26657220
space pirate owner of a loli harem of abducted kids from all the galaxy
>>26657220
I've thought about this, my dream...
To be an anti-social but street wise cocaine dealer in late 1980's Miami. Always checking my shit, keeping my trusty .45 clean and tucked behind my sweet Hawaiin shirt. Smuggling keys of cocaine and getting rich. Still never doing it for the money, but instead just to feel something. People would trust and respect me as a dealer, but never get to know me as a person. Eventually I'd settle down with a girl who was tired of being a coked up model, and even after her rocky past she'd be faithful because we'd both understand each other's pain and resentment for the neon hell we escaped. We'd have 2 kids and live off of the money from my past dealing and I'd retire young in my early 30's. I'd be that cool old dad, but would never talk about the things I did.
Fuck man, I was never supposed to have these feels.
>>26660677
Can you write some more about this? With detail...
to be happy with life
>>26657220
Having an irl mod menu with unlimited power.
(Being able to insert myself into any universe or imaginative world etc etc)
Sounds pretty autistic when I write it out like that lmao.
>own an NFL team
>marry my HS crush (only grill I ever met who is worth marrying)
>have a lifetime supply of publix sandwiches
>have a house-boat that I can dock anywhere and use it to travel
>>26657220
I would be The emperor of my countries shithole and unite all states and go full pinochet
I'd want to be powerful enough to destroy the world. I honestly want to see everything burn to the ground.
