>tfw gf doesnt do anal
what have i done to deserve this?
>>26657097
Anal is the most overrated shit ever.
>>26657121
anal is awesome and you're a faggot of cosmic proportions
t.someone who fucked his ex in the ass
Got to agree with Anon, the poopoo dick is real :l but you do have pure control once in so there is that I suppose. 6/10
Stones and glass houses. Do you do anal?
>>26657097
She already got her ass pounded by Chad, and doesn't want to do it with you(beta).
>actually wanting to sodomize the girl you love
You do that shit to prostitutes in brothels, not to the future mother of your children.
>tfw after years of practicing for girls with your friend you find out girls don't even have a penis
>>26657097
How long have you been together? Have you done any ass play?
Chances are you've gone about it in the wrong way.
>>26657253
Anal can be something truly intimate, there's nothing like completely surrendering to your bf and let him have your ass
>>26657152
>calling someone a faggot
>enjoys anal
The irony is too much
>>26657404
>fucking a girl in the ass
>gay
stay mad broseph
That hole is for shitting only. Or tails, I saw some tails today and it was kinda neat because it hides the hole.
>>26657152
That's because you're a degenerate.
The endpoint of someone's digestive system is not supposed to be fucked.
>>26657506
>The endpoint of someone's digestive system is not supposed to be fucked.
If god didn't want us to have anal sex why did he make assholes so tight and enjoyable?
Anal is crazy overrated unless its forced or traps
>>26657506
Licked?
>>26657097
>massage her but
>get closer any closer to hole each time and start massaging inside and around it till fingering
She'll be more up for experimenting if you do it right
>>26657097
She'd let Chad fuck that ass if he asked, but you're not good enough.
There will be pain in your future when she shows her true colors.
>>26657097
What do women have against anal? Is it going to burn them or something?
>>26657667
They're afraid you're both gonna do it wrong and end up being hurt
build more experimental trust with her
>>26657667
Have you ever had your anus pounded?
For most people it's probably a very unusual and uncomfortable experience the first time. Can take a lot of getting used to. If you don't build them up right the first time they won't want to try again.
>>26657667
>>26657704
>>26657784
Maria Berwyn compared the anus to a maze. One wrong turn and you'll be retracing your steps.
>>26657097
reminder she'd do anal with a different, better, guy.
personally i'd never do anal cuz dicks don't belong there, but if she says no it means she's not completely yours and you need to next her
Her ass is still bleeding from Jamal. Just eat her out and jerk off shut up and go to sleep. And why is there no food in the house Cuckly!?