[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
>2016 >not moving to asia >you will have the biggest
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 208
Thread images: 33
File: chink dick.jpg (1 MB, 5000x2624) Image search: [Google]
chink dick.jpg
1 MB, 5000x2624
>2016
>not moving to asia

>you will have the biggest dick in the area, or at least the top 10%
>they won't understand you enough to realize you are awkward
>asian women who just want a half white baby

Look at what you are competing with, you'd be a total stud!
>>
Don't do this. This was true up until 2004 ish when going to Japan to be an English teacher was kind of niche and in high demand.

Now Asian women hate any foreigners because there's so fucking many and they're all thirsty.
>>
but im half asian and my penis is literally that size erect
>>
>>26655790


those dicks are cute

that's why aians make the best traps
>>
The small dick Asian myth is just a meme
t. Fap to lots of hung ladyboys
>>
oh yes. my autism wont be noticable when talking to qt asian girls
>>
I would gladly trade in my 6.5x6 for a microdick if it meant I got my foreskin back. Every day I look at the stretch marks on the bottom of my cock and my dried out dick head and want to cry.

Why the fuck did my parents pay someone to cut off part of my dick?
>>
>>26655790
>any male children you have will have penises like these
>not to mention the rodge effect
>>
>>26656040
i saw some ladyboy pics on /b/ a long time ago and they all had big dicks for some reason.
>>
>>26656460
Asians have normal sized dicks
It's just selection bias for threads like these
>>
>>26656483

some do. i think some also have micro dicks.
>>
>>26656483
According to the chart in freakonomics, Japanese are only slightly smaller than average. Koreans and Indians have super small dicks though.
>>
File: 1423429712867.jpg (114 KB, 780x818) Image search: [Google]
1423429712867.jpg
114 KB, 780x818
whom else is familiar with the feels pertaining to small dicks

please
just kill me
>>
File: dick.jpg (281 KB, 1600x1200) Image search: [Google]
dick.jpg
281 KB, 1600x1200
>>26656655

tfw sub 5 inches.
tfw closer to 4.5 inches than 5.
>>
File: 1445996614004.jpg (33 KB, 281x260) Image search: [Google]
1445996614004.jpg
33 KB, 281x260
>>26656698
>tfw 6' pencil dick
i fucking hate myself
>>
>>26656739

you're bigger than me tho.
>>
>>26656698
>>26656739
Jelqing can make your dick thicker, stretching can make it a little lengthier.

Also there is this shit called andro penis, it works, look it up
>>
>>26656872

n-no thanks m8. nobody expects me to be big anyway.
>>
>>26656040
>>26656460
>>26656483
Those are fake peckers
>>
>>26656932
Doubt.jpg
I've seen them cum
>>
File: 1387817274790.gif (160 KB, 236x285) Image search: [Google]
1387817274790.gif
160 KB, 236x285
>>26656565

>656565

oh my anon
>>
File: babbydick.jpg (483 KB, 1600x1200) Image search: [Google]
babbydick.jpg
483 KB, 1600x1200
tfw 4.5 x 5.5
>>
>>26656698
that looks like 6 inches desu

t. grill
>>
>>26655790
>le all asians are dicklets meme

fuck off
>>
File: 1445871883256.png (130 KB, 394x360) Image search: [Google]
1445871883256.png
130 KB, 394x360
>>26656872

I tried jelqing a few years ago, and now my dick doesn't work. It's probably even gotten smaller from atrophy.
>>
>>26656972
that's definitly longer than what you said
>>
>>26657000

that's impossible, I am Asian, and therefore it is not possible for me to be larger than 4.5 inches erect.

I measured it myself, it was 4.3 inches on the dot lengthwise.

i need to order special condoms from Spencers because normal ones are too big. don't make fun of me.
>>
>>26657018

no it just looks that way because i am 5'3.
>>
>>26657081
You sure you don't have 5.5 x 4.5 instead? Mines 5 and you're longer than me
>>
>>26657116

probably. im not big that's all i know.
>>
File: 1423432250344.png (200 KB, 1389x1732) Image search: [Google]
1423432250344.png
200 KB, 1389x1732
>>26656872
>Jelqing can make your dick thicker, stretching can make it a little lengthier.
im afraid of this >>26657006

i also heard it doesnt work
>>
>>26656972
>>26656698
These are nice cocks. Stop complaining.
>>
>>26657181

yeah nice for a small middle schooler.
>>
>>26657055
*ahem*
you small dick havin slant eyed motherfucker
kill yourself
>>
>tfw white
>tfw 2in microdick

REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF YOU GOOKS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
File: 1423012974795.png (25 KB, 645x773) Image search: [Google]
1423012974795.png
25 KB, 645x773
how small is 6x5
>>
>>26657201

8/10 bully.

*exhales deeply*
>>
>>26656131
Sue bro. If you can convince a judge it was botched even slightly you can walk away with at least 100k. You have to be under 28 because statute of limitations go into effect at 18. Then restore so at the very least your head can heal up. Also apply lotion daily and don't wash with harsh soap, water should be enough
>>
>>26657246
A lot of girls will probably be fine with it. Jaded size queens will not be enjoying sexy time with you, though. A lot of guys would kill for a dick of that size, so count your blessings.
>>
>>26657381
Translated from normalfag-speak:

>be fine with it

In other words, women don't actually enjoy having sex with a guy whose dick is that size. At best, they'll tolerate it.

>Jaded size queens will not be enjoying sexy time with you

Especially if they've already hooked up with guys who are bigger and have a direct basis of comparison from personal experience.

>count your blessings.
Life can be even worse than this, so that should make you happy.
>>
File: 1455373345131.jpg (220 KB, 1280x960) Image search: [Google]
1455373345131.jpg
220 KB, 1280x960
8 inch dick in the west hasn't helped me get laid in the last 22 years so I doubt anything would change
>>
>>26657006
>>26657173
OK I am not 100% sure about jelqing but I got my dick 1.5 cm longer with streches
>>
File: CWtbP7FWcAAv-5q.jpg (19 KB, 600x338) Image search: [Google]
CWtbP7FWcAAv-5q.jpg
19 KB, 600x338
If this guy can do it, so can you!
>>
File: ;).png (356 KB, 1065x587) Image search: [Google]
;).png
356 KB, 1065x587
>>26657246
http://howlongismyschlong.com/

;)

this post is originao
>>
>>26657832
>always thought my 6.5 length and 5 girth was around average
noice
>>
>>26657909
I was happy to know my 6.5 incher was big, too. It has 4 inches flaccid and I've seen a few people noticing it.
>>
>>26655790
My dick is even smaller than theirs. I'm fucked aren't I?
>>
>>26657953
Man I know this feel too. I'm 6.5in too. I thought I was average because of all the faggots that exaggerate their size on the internet or from comparing myself to pornstars.

Fact: 99% of men exaggerate their dick size. Which gives women a scewed view of dick size because guys lie to them. I just refrain from telling my size
>>
File: 1438140429164.jpg (923 KB, 1836x2448) Image search: [Google]
1438140429164.jpg
923 KB, 1836x2448
>>26657832
apparently i'm thicker than 92.6% of dicks lmao
>>
File: 1447412014208.png (173 KB, 1448x980) Image search: [Google]
1447412014208.png
173 KB, 1448x980
>>26657583
so i should kill myself
life is looking pretty shit right now, and it seems that things are only going to get worse
>>26657381
>A lot of girls will probably be fine with it
so just "ok" huh
normal girls will think its ok but not great

cool, so that means im good at nothing
how much is a helium tank again
>>26657700
>but I got my dick 1.5 cm longer with streches
that it huh?
>>
>>26657173

I'm too lazy to jelq even though I really want mine to be longer. I do use a bootleg bathmate from aliexpress. It definitely works. It's not just a couple hours either. I use it morning and night in the shower for just a few minutes and I stay a good .3 to .2 inches thicker than usual all day long. I don't know if it would shrink if I went a week without pumping back to baseline but I haven't tried because it's automatic now. Enter shower, pump dick, shave, scrub, unpump, rinse, and dress. I was afraid of breaking my dick too but your nuts start to hurt if you pump too much so I think it's safe. My boners might even be slightly harder than usual.
>>
>>26658180
Considering I did it for 2-3 weeks its a lot
>>
>>26658180
What I meant by my post was that yes, it's nothing impressive, but it's big enough where you can please most girls if you know how to use it. If you were like 4x4 or something you'd have little chance of satisfying any women even with good technique.
>>
>>26656698
>>26656972
5.5 is average, stop crying.
>>
>>26658102

5.5 brotha reporting in
>>
>>26655884
Fucking facts.
>>
>>26658293
>it's nothing impressive
so i should definitely kill myself
>>
>>26658439
What? No, I just explained that you can be good in bed with a good majority of women if you have good technique. I know robots don't exactly get a lot of poon to practice on, but you can look up plenty of shit online to get you ready for a potential sexual encounter. You're going to be fine.
>>
>>26658517
ill never be as good as someone with a big cock so whats the point

ill just be the mediocre beta boy some ugly slag settles down with

havent had a gf yet and it looks like i wont ever
i cant believe how sad my life has become
>>
>>26658593
1. You don't know that you won't be the best.
2. Why does it matter even if you're not the best? You and your significant other can still have a great sex life if you're simply good in bed.
>>
>>26658661

It is impossible to have a good sex life with someone you will never love, and it's impossible to love a non virgin female. Have you noticed how many women are sluts(nonvirgin) these days? Why even bother having sex if there is no love? Then I'm only a few billion times better than these women. I"d rather stay a few googolplexes better than them.
>>
>>26658593
Hey buddy at least you're not 3" like me. Shit fucks me up mentally.
>>
>>26658661
>You don't know that you won't be the best.
dont i? my penis is so mediocre
>Why does it matter even if you're not the best?
shell know wont she (assuming she ever exists)
>>
I got arrested in China and let off by letting a policewoman fuck me. That's how cucked they are.
>>
File: IMG_20150228_213154:nopm:.jpg (2 MB, 3120x4160) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20150228_213154:nopm:.jpg
2 MB, 3120x4160
Which Asian country is the most accepting of blacks?
>>
>>26658796
You're seeing things too simplistically. Yes, sluts are not girlfriend/wife material, but not every non-virgin girl is a slut. In my eyes, if a girl had slept with a guy that she was in a committed relationship with, that's fine. It implies that she sees the underlying emotional nature of sex as opposed to just using it for half an hour of fun on drunken weekends. What would be wrong with dating a girl like that?

>>26658820
Get good at oral, bro. There is still hope.

>>26658956
It's not "big" per se, yeah, but it's not small either. There's an okay chance that your dick will be the biggest, or that the guy or guys she's fucked who were bigger sucked in bed or were too big. And still, I have to ask, why does it matter if you're the best? Why isn't just being good in bed enough?
>>
>>26655790
HOLY SHIT, TOP MID IS JUST LIKE MINE, LONG FORESKIN AND NONEXISTANT TESTICLES
>>
>be half asian
>got white skin but small dick genes
fuck this
>>
>>26659072
none

not even kidding
perhaps the Philippines (or Indonesia? cant remember that one multicultural Asian country)
>>
>>26659076

I think you mean realistically. If a woman has had sex she is a slut. It's as simple as that. It can't have been a committed relationship if they are no longer together right?

Do you normies even think before you spew your bullshit all over chinese girl cartoon forums? It implies she is a worthless whore who just fucks around and can't even keep a man around. What isn't wrong about dating a girl like that?
>>
>>26659076
>or that the guy or guys she's fucked who were bigger sucked
well they cant be worse than me can they
i have no experience at all
>>26659076
>why does it matter if you're the best?
i dont know how to explain it
im pretty much insecure about everything after being a shut in for four years at college
im tired of being shitty at everything
>>
File: Untitled.png (1 MB, 801x677) Image search: [Google]
Untitled.png
1 MB, 801x677
>>26656131
restore your foreskin.
I've got enough skin for full flaccid coverage and I'm getting very very close to full erect coverage.

it feels so much better. you can't get back the lost nerve endings but foreskin is also meant to keep the dick head moist and sensitive.

pic related, although I no longer use that medicine dosing cup as a retainer. I have a manhood restorer.
>>
>be half asian
>yellow nigger skin
>big dick genes
kek
>>
I have a small penis, but that isn't why I like grorious Nippon. I'm in it for the food, figures and events.
>>
>>26659170

Sometimes relationships just don't work out. Your idea of love and relationships doesn't exist in the real world outside of people that are married off at a young age by their parents.
>>
>>26659076
>Get good at oral, bro. There is still hope.
I'm a virgin who lives with his parents at 28. It's already too late.
>>
>>26659235
how the fuck does that even work
>>
>>26659076
>why does it matter if you're the best?

There's no point in having a girlfriend if she sees you as being worse than her previous boyfriends and she's just settling for you because the other guys don't want her anymore. It's just not appealing. No one wants to be that guy.
>>
>>26659170
So any relationship that ends isn't committed? The two individuals can be completely true to each other for decades, then separate and all of a sudden the relationship was never committed? I can tell you're really bitter and that you've likely been hurt in the past. I'm sorry that you feel this way, but your views are very black-and-white and demonstrate a lack of understanding.

>>26659219
Once you start dating a girl and having sex regularly, you'll gain the experience you need. Plus you'll learn over time what your partner likes and what they don't like and that will also improve your performance with them. I had only been with one other girl before my current girlfriend, and I was pretty shitty in bed. But my girlfriend and I have good communication and have sex frequently, so before long I got pretty good and now she initiates sexy time a lot. Oh, and my dick is basically the same size as yours. It can take a while, but trust me, if can and likely will work out.

I also completely understand the insecurity. Like I said above, I was pretty inexperienced for a long time too, and I don't exactly have a monster in my pants either. The hardest part is having the courage to try and get yourself out there. The rest will come naturally. I know a lot of people will get mad at me for basically saying, "just b urself XD" but it's good advice. It's not easy, but it's effective if you have willpower.

>>26659284
Eh, I'm one to think that with this sort of thing it's never really too late. Again, you just gotta put yourself out there. It's not easy, but if you do it and are dedicated to finding someone you will make it eventually.

>>26659403
Yeah, it's definitely not appealing, but you're making it out like sex is the only factor that women use to judge the quality of their partners. I know a lot of people on this board will argue that that is in fact the case, but it really isn't.
>>
>>26659433
>Once you start dating a girl and having sex regularly
the only flaw in that plan
i cant imagine why any girl would ever want to date me
>>
>>26659401
which part? restoration itself or the medicine dosing up I'm using to retain with in that picture?
>>
>>26659526
Unless you're horrifically disfigured and/or completely dull to talk to, there's gonna be at least a few girls out there who would be with you. What makes you think you couldn't find someone?
>>
>>26659401
Not him but you basically tug forward the skin on your shaft until it regrows skin, creates mitosis. You can either do it manually or with a device.

I'd say it's better than nothing, I'm starting to do it. It's also fucking better than going until the knife again to surgically reattach a foreskin, if medical science comes to it.
>>
>>26659401
>Create skin tension
>Body undergoes mitosis
>Do it long enough and you have enough skin to cover your glans while flaccid.
>>
I already am in the top 10%, no need to move anywhere.
>>
>>26659433
>Yeah, it's definitely not appealing, but you're making it out like sex is the only factor that women use to judge the quality of their partners. I know a lot of people on this board will argue that that is in fact the case, but it really isn't.

If your body is smaller/weaker/more effeminate, and the sex is worse, than you'll be seen as worse in the ways that are most important in judging your attractiveness and masculinity. It's not possible to normalfag your way out of this. In their minds, you'll always be seen as the inferior option that they had to settle for.
And you'll always know that if her previous Chad hookups wanted her back, she would gladly take them up on it.
>>
File: 1451885032431.jpg (159 KB, 523x939) Image search: [Google]
1451885032431.jpg
159 KB, 523x939
>tfw have 7x6 inch dick (literally to the mark, no lie)
>tfw it still looks relatively small

Is it because I'm thick?
>>
>>26659600
>Unless you're horrifically disfigured
im not but im pretty dopey looking
>or completely dull to talk to
i think im pretty dull to talk to. especially with normies. theres just nothing i can say to them and usually theres absolutely nothing they can say to me.

i dont think my conversing skills are bad because its me who does all the talking. about anything usually i just try to peak their interest or get them to interact. but in my entire life i have never met such a group of people so unwilling to talk to one another

i hate it
this is hell
>>
>>26659637
>If your body is smaller/weaker/more effeminate
Then work on your body. Start working out. It's not an instant solution, but it's a solution nonetheless.

>And you'll always know that if her previous Chad hookups wanted her back, she would gladly take them up on it.
Some girls would do that, but certainly not all. Especially not if you're genuinely in love.
>>
>>26659667
Are you fat or something?
That's pretty much my dick, maybe a littler shorter, and mine looks huge. Much bigger then the average porn dick.
>>
>>26659712
By virtue of not being outlandishly ugly you have a chance. And you can improve your looks in a multitude of ways (diet and regular exercise, dressing better, grooming better). And if your conversational skills are good then you just gotta find someone who's into the same stuff that you are.
>>
>>26659597
>>26659609
>>26659615
stretching with that cup
is that really all you have to do
how long do you have to do it for
>>
>>26659795
>ou just gotta find someone who's into the same stuff that you are.
seems impossible at this point
i have no friends
and i have never connected with a single female in my life
>>
>>26659800
I'm not stretching anything with the cup, I'm using the cup as retaining device aka I'm using it to hold the skin over my glans.

it's an important part of restoration. as for the actual stretching the skin itself, I try to do about 15 minutes of manual stretching a day.

http://www.restoringforeskin.org/category/public/foreskin-restoration-methods/manual-tugging
>>
>>26659719

Working out doesn't fix your proportions, it doesn't make your bones larger, it doesn't make your dick larger, it doesn't change your face, etc.
One man's ideal form can still be much worse than another man's not-even-trying form.

>Some girls would do that, but certainly not all. Especially not if you're genuinely in love.

MOST girls would do it if it's enough of an upgrade. Love is not real. it's a meme.
>>
>>26659823
Do you feel that it's because you've been a shut-in at earlier points in your life? Maybe if you put yourself out there more you'd have some luck.
>>
>>26659789
I'm skinny, 6'2" 150 pound skellington. My dick is thick as fuck. So it might be a little over 6. But yes it basically looks like a pringles can but half to 3/4 the length
>>
>Not having one of top 0.01% of biggest dicks in world
>Not being biggest dick in area no matter where you go
>Literal cult followings of girls once they learn about it from their friends
>Having multiple girls around world literally lusting for you due to the size

A feel most never will have
>>
>>26659857
You're right, it doesn't, but I don't think I've ever seen somebody look worse after getting in shape. You can still make yourself look more masculine even if you can't surpass the other guy. If you have other good qualities in the eyes of your woman, then she will consider you her best. While important, dick size and optimally masculine appearance are not everything to women.

>Love is not real.
Well that's just silly. On what grounds do you say this?
>>
>>26657832
Why does it use flaccid? It's 100% possible for two people to have different sized flaccid dicks but same size erect dicks.
>>
>While important, dick size and optimally masculine appearance are not everything to women.
Masculine features are everything in terms of physical attractiveness. If you don't have them, then you're the "nice guy" or the "just friends" guy or the paycheck, not the fuck buddy.
>>
>fucking disgusting emaciated holocaust victim kissless autistic permavirgin
>tfw dick is okay size, 7x5 so like above average length but average girth

>tfw autistic so i troll /soc/ and reddit for girls to get their kik accounts, or post pics/vids on reddit
>sext these few girls i find on kik
>they all tell me how fucking huge and pretty it is and how bad they want to fuck me
>sure theyre exaggerating or theyre just thirsty fat girls (usually they are heavier)

>tfw would be too scared to even try anything with a girl because 24 year old friendless aspie with no experience at all and if i did get one i would cum in 5-6 seconds

why even bother
>>
>>26659823
>and i have never connected with a single female in my life
THIS FUCKING FEEL FUCK
>>
>>26660177
At least you'd be doing something with it rather than wallowing in your shit heap of self pity. Why the fuck do you give such importance to the pleasure of a woman. You are the one getting pleasure from them, and that's all that matters.
>>
>>26659433
>The hardest part is having the courage to try and get yourself out there. The rest will come naturally.
What do you mean by this? I've been forcing myself into social situations for years, and it actually makes girls like me less because then I can't hide how much of an autistic I really am.

I know it's supposed to come naturally, but it just doesnt. Maybe I'm too dumb, or maybe I'm broken on a fundamental level.
>>
>>26659877
>Maybe if you put yourself out there more you'd have some luck.
i wouldnt even know how
its hard not being a shut in when people wont even talk to you
>>
>>26655790
Little cocks are my fetish.
>>
>>26660357
Oh, so you stare at your dick while you fap? I bet that really gets you going, shrimpdick
>>
File: 1434689225235.jpg (20 KB, 306x306) Image search: [Google]
1434689225235.jpg
20 KB, 306x306
>average penis size for both europeans and africans around the world is 5.7 - 6.2 inches
>everyone on /r9k/ is 7.5+
>>
>>26656972
Thats hot. Post more, plz.
>>
>>26659072
Eeew
[Spoiler]>Inb4 cuckbot mutes me[/spoiler]
>>
>>26659433
>tfw have no friends
>tfw too scared to even attempt to ask a girl out even if i got the chance with one because when she sees that i have no friends, and don't really know anything about my area even though ive lived here my whole life because ive always been a shut-in, that's it for me, im dumped, left out to dry
>not to mention not even knowing how to behave in a relationship, kiss, have sex, etc
>>
>>26659609
Stem cells are really coming along. Maybe one day we can regrow a real foreskin. I'd imagine it would be a lot easier to regrow that then other things we are shooting for. And a foreskin is made from fibroblast cells anyway and that's very similar to stem cells
>>
>>26660398
You can't be a real robot unless your dick is 7+ inches

Fuck normies and their normal sized dicks
>>
File: image.jpg (19 KB, 250x198) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
19 KB, 250x198
>>26656698
>tfw 7.5x5.5
>tfw bigger than the vast majority of guys
>>
>>26660467
I know this feel

>beautiful petite indian girl at work (shes probably like 5'1" 100 pounds and has an indian accent)
>me and her have this flirty kind of relationship
>whether she likes me or not idk, but if i was normal i would at least ask her to hang out outside of work
>instead im literally too afraid to ask her because i have no friends and wont know jack shit to do
>>
>>26660772
post pic and comparison for reference
like to know what im up against
>>
You know what's worse than being a scrawny manlet with a small dick dating a girl?

Knowing that she literally left a 6'3'' guy with a body like a football player and with a (most likely) 7 inch (or more) dick to be with you, and every day you ask yourself "why". Im not rich, i dont have a great personality, the only reason i can think of is that she was bored and just wanted a guy to tell her he loves her, but thats ridiculous.
>>
>>26660398
Only guys with horse dicks brag about it

I'm 7.5" btw ; )
>>
>>26656065
All Asians are autistic anyway
>>
File: IMG_0883.jpg (1 MB, 3264x2448) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0883.jpg
1 MB, 3264x2448
I'm 7" x 5"

>tfw i literally have my dick in a sink
>tfw it looks skinny as fuck
>>
File: lel.gif (2 MB, 260x173) Image search: [Google]
lel.gif
2 MB, 260x173
>>26660432

i give you the complete collection.
>>
File: pencilman.jpg (154 KB, 1084x829) Image search: [Google]
pencilman.jpg
154 KB, 1084x829
>>26660995

woops forgot to spoiler other one.

tada.


>>26660995
>>26656698
>>26656972
>>
>>26660398
That probably includes old dudes tho
>>
>>26661024
what the fuck
theres no way in fucking hell thats 4 inches long
are you like a fucking dwarf or something
>>
>>26661048

well maybe i fibbed a little bit about my size. some guys fib large, some fib small.
>>
>move to asia
Ok here's what you'll have to do

>Be ok with paying taxes to the US. What? You thought if you left your country you could stop paying them?
>If you don't want to pay taxes, you have to get your citizenship revoked by request. A lot of agents are going to ask you why and you most certainly are going to be hard-pressed into not doing it.
>Pay a teacher to train you in the language of your choice. This is expensive. Trying to learn on your own requires discipline of the highest magnitude.
>Be ok with living in a world that wasn't built for you. If you grew up in America, know that toilets aren't everywhere, air isn't always clean, rooms are smaller, people ignore you, dogs are food, and a plethora of new things you most definitely won't expect
>Land a job. If you thought America didn't hire enough minorities, be ready for when almost literally all positions are reserved for yellowskins.
>Once You've gone through all these, find a girl to love! It'll totally be worth the pussy, because You've put Your entire life on the line just for it! Congratulations!
>>
File: 1455155990035.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]
1455155990035.jpg
8 KB, 225x225
Lol just figured out my dick is 7,4 inches long.
I mean use centimeters (19cm).
Sounds menacing.
>>
File: 3456464.png (14 KB, 314x230) Image search: [Google]
3456464.png
14 KB, 314x230
>>26661249
it has a 4 girth
LOL
sorry to hear that m8
>>
>>26655790
>Cherry picking
>Flacid penises
>Implying they are at all correlated with erect length
>People from northern latitudes are generally growers not showers
>>
>>26656622
I don't know about Indians, but Koreans don't. Africans don't have huge dicks either, they're all normal sized.

That study LITERALLY compared Boromae Hospitals Urological study of Korean flacid penises with the erect lengths of other countries. They also included the penis lengths of North Koreans. How the fuck would you even get penis lengths from that country when you can't get people out.
>>
>>26661271
Correction, 4,7
>>
>>26657000
That's cause girls have shit spatial skills. But so do most guys. Porn penises use tiny girls and camera angles to make 6-7 inch penises look 7-9 inches. Granted there are actual gigantic penises in porn. 10 inchers and the like.

>>26657055
Sounds like you're a white person pretending to be Asian. So apparently you think most Asians don't even measure up to the averages of their own country.

5.3 inches; Department of Urology, Chosun University, South Korea: http://www.koreamed.org/SearchBasic.php?RID=1020KJU/1998.39.11.1061&DT=1
5.5 inches; Department of Urology, Beijing Medical University, China: http://www.scribd.com/doc/103023459/Chinese-Study-1990
5.3-5.4 inches; Department of Urology, Beijing Medical University, China: http://www.scribd.com/doc/103024071/Chinese-Study-1993
5.3 inches; Department of Urology, Beijing Medical University, China: http://www.scribd.com/doc/104414559/Chinese-Study-1994-3
>>
>>26661448
http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/
>>
>>26660398
5.1-5.5 inches. 5.7-6.2 inches is like 67th percentile to 84th percentile. Also Asians too have average penises.

3.7 inches; University of Alberta, Canada; University of Toronto, Canada: http://www.scribd.com/doc/29971609/The-Relationships-Among-Height-Penile-Length-and-Foot-Size
5.1 inches; Department of Urology, St. Mary's Hospital, UK: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1464-410X.2002.02974.x/full
5.6 inches; Western General Hospital, UK; Edinburgh and St John's Hospital, UK: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21711435
5.2 inches; The Harriet Lane Handbook, John Hopkins University, USA: http://www.jpedhc.org/article/S0891-5245(09)00140-0/fulltext#tbl1 http://www.copeson.org.mx/medicos/Harriet_Lane.pdf
4.9 inches; University of California School of Medicine, San Francisco, USA: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8683783
5.4 inches; Tel Aviv-Sourasky Medical Center, Israel: http://www.nature.com/ijir/journal/v12/n6/abs/3900627a.html
5.6-5.7 inches; Department of Urology, University of Essen, Germany: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11182344
4.9 inches; University of Florence, Italy: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11223678?dopt=Abstract
5.3 inches; Italian Society of Andrology, Italy: http://www.falloplastica.net/fp/content/dimensioni-pene.asp?layout=1
5.3 inches; Spanish Society of Andrology, Spain: http://www.pulevasalud.com/ps/subcategoria.jsp?ID_CATEGORIA=102161, http://www.lavozdegalicia.es/hemeroteca/2001/02/05/410226.shtml
5.3 inches; Department of Urology, Jordan University Hospital, Jordan: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?itool=abstractplus&db=pubmed&cmd=Retrieve&dopt=abstractplus&list_uids=15510185


5.3 inches; Department of Surgery, Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Nigeria: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17191423?dopt=AbstractPlus
>>
>>26661398
>, 4,7

why do yuros use commas as decimal points. it's shit like this that makes it so fucking confusing
>>
>>26659667

>6"
>thick

6.5" reporting in, get the fuck off pencildicks
>>
>>26659667
I have a 7.7 x 5.5 inch dick and it looks small too because I have overly developed thighs. It almost stretches from some girls' chin to hairline though.
>>
>>26661563
>It almost stretches from some girls' chin to hairline though.

fuck off
>>
>>26661563

8.5 here and can confirm am longer than most girls heads
>>
>>26661586
13 here, i go from their wrist to their shoulder
>>
>>26661609
How has it not fallen off from necrosis
>>
>>26661609
60 here I got from head to toe basically
>>
>>26655884
I went to Japan last year and I can confirm that whilst slightly exaggerated, what this anon said is true, no one will gawk at you for being white they will just mostly ignore you and yes, while there are a few japanese women who go for white men, you don't want those women because much like the white girls who like black guys, they are fucking crazy
>>
I find some of the dicks in OP cute, where do you find guys like those who aren't too embarassed to show you theirs and let you touch it?
>>
File: 1385324171421.gif (619 KB, 420x236) Image search: [Google]
1385324171421.gif
619 KB, 420x236
>tfw an asian has a bigger dick than you
>tfw an asian TRANNY has a bigger dick than you
>>
>>26661768
thats pretty fucking hot though
>>
>>26661718
I hear you man.

>"Why are black men always trying to pick up white women talking about "muh dik" all the time?"
>does the same thing to Asian women

That is the worst kind of retarded, the type of retarded that makes you self-delude yourself all the time.
>>
>>26661497
I'm south american, I just put the girth and lenght of my dong in a cm to inches calculator, this is:
19 cm long
12 cm of girth
>>
>>26661448

i am being sarcastic. how can i be a white person i've posted my dick here.

learn to follow the post flow.
>>
man Asians have no sense of humor sometimes.
>>
>>26655790
>My dick looks like this flaccid

Being a grower is the worst. Good thing it doesn't matter because I'm never having sex.
>>
File: sadfsdf.jpg (8 KB, 250x242) Image search: [Google]
sadfsdf.jpg
8 KB, 250x242
>>26655790
Well, i guess i'd be normal-sized there....
>>
who /embarrassed by other Asians/ here
>>
>implying it matters how big my dick is when it's a mutilated piece of garbage
>>
>>26662254

im pretty desensitized by now and i cum really fast. we're talking cumming in 30-40 seconds inside the vagina with a condom on.

i guess that's a good thing for some.
>>
>>26662376
geez familam
>>
alright but
bottom right looks really cute
>>
>>26662376

How? Are you lying, anon?
How do you cum so fast with no foreskin?

What is the most sensitive part of your dick?
>>
>>26660398
8" x 5.4" and still growing girth-wise.
Normies should just be themselves and leave the superior race alone.
>>
File: d1.jpg (408 KB, 1360x1554) Image search: [Google]
d1.jpg
408 KB, 1360x1554
> koreans have the smallest penises in the world
> tfw korean
> tfw still below average
>>
>>26663444
>>26663556

with foreskin.

just below the glans and the frenulum but really its the whole penis.

>>26664076

kek. i guess i'll boost Korea's average then.
>>
>>26660398
I just say my dick is above average now.

Pretty much no point in saying the exact measurements unless you post an image.
>>
>>26655790
>mfw when I'm 3A

Just kill me
>>
>>26656698
at least you have a nice aesthetic penis helm
My shit looks like it survived 3 wars
>>
>>26659840
got any before pics?
>>
>>26655884
Asia is bigger than Japan. I have lived in SEA for years now as a young male and trust me there are many many pretty girls who want to be rescued by a foreigner.

The reality is though, they don't give a shit about you personally.

True story. I know a girl who worked at a bar I liked to frequent. Honestly I can do better than her, she isn't very attractive. Anyway. She moved from that bar to a bar more famous and known for being the kind of place where guys come to just take the wait staff home with them. Eventually after going through three to four sugar daddies she meets a old Korean dude who wants to marry her.

She's now got him buying her and her poor family a house, paying for school for her and her sister and paying off moms debts.

She has literally zero feelings for this dude. He goes back to Korea for a few weeks every few months and during that time she is hitting up all kinds of guys to take her to resorts and shit.

I used to believe she was the exception but I have come to find out that no, what she does is normal here for poor girls. Which most of the time are the only kinds of girls who wanna date foreigners seriously.
>>
>>26659072
wtf is up with that cok
it too damn wide but stuby
>>
>>26659072
Your cock made me laugh.
>>
>>26659072
Japan. Been there two times on vacation and always surprised how many more black foreigners there were walkign around fucking everywhere in Tokyo with jap chicks than white guys.

Thought it was a fluke the first time and was legitimately surprised the second time, because ei initially thought they were heaps racist
>>
>>26664076
oh fuck dude is that fully erect
i thought that thing was flaccid
>>
>>26665209
Unless I have the veiniest and most rigid flaccid dick in the world, yeah
>>
>>26655790
>2016
>wanting to fuck subhuman scum that breeds like fucking locust.
Fuck right off. And take your yellow fever ridden mentality with you.
>>
I'm 3.5 inches, even moving to asia won't save that.
>>
>>26665252
wow
what does it look like flaccid
please i have to know
>>
I'm 7"x4.8" and I've had no problems with girls

dick size matters to people who don't have sex

as long as you are above like 4.5" in length then you're good; sex is like 90% emotional for women
>>
File: flaccid.jpg (1 MB, 2448x2044) Image search: [Google]
flaccid.jpg
1 MB, 2448x2044
>>26665314
Here's an older pic. Shaved because otherwise you wouldn't be able to see much.
>>
>>26665358
>7"
>"dick size doesn't matter lol"
Gosh I wonder why.
>>
>>26665391
nigga I have 4.8" girth, like bad pencil dick

you always seem people boast about how girth is what matters
>>
>>26665367
how do you even jerk off
do you like pinch it
>>
File: hgfhdfgh.png (34 KB, 404x304) Image search: [Google]
hgfhdfgh.png
34 KB, 404x304
>>26665416
>tfw 5'' girth
>>
>>26664076
im so sorry, my mtf gf who started off like 5" is still bigger than that, plus you have veins so you cant even be a cute trap or anything
man are you fucked
>>
>>26665420
Thumb and ring finger, sometimes ring+middle. Or if I'm using some kind of lube I can clasp my whole hand around it and basically massage it.
>>
>>26665525
>MtF
>GF
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
>>26665525
Eh it's not too bad, depending on who I'm with.

I like white girls but have been brutally shut down in the past when they saw my cock so it's risky. Asian girls tend to be nicer about it but mostly aren't thrilled either.

Also never made a girl cum vaginally. Everybody says to use your tongue/fingers etc. but I just want to know what it feels like to have a girl pushing back against my cock begging for more. Even to have somebody fake it would be nice
>>
>>26665632
you've been with girls? with a 3.5 inch cock?
holy shit am i doing something wrong with my life
>>
>>26665648
lmao you do realize that a girl will not be able to tell the size of your dick until you let her see or touch it right?

It's not as great as it sounds. I've never met a white girl who was willing to let me fuck her once she saw my dick. And have gotten a fair number of laughs in the past.

Trending towards sticking to Asian girls nowadays.
>>
File: 1445892004513.jpg (11 KB, 310x247) Image search: [Google]
1445892004513.jpg
11 KB, 310x247
>>26655790
>no one in America wants to date me
>I should move to another country, that will fix the problem
>>
File: benis :DD.png (105 KB, 996x255) Image search: [Google]
benis :DD.png
105 KB, 996x255
>>26657832
>always thought I was around average in terms of dick size
>turns out I'm bigger than most guys in all respects
Needed that self confidence boost desu.
>>
>>26655884
This, it's an awful idea.
>>
Mixing with Asians is just as bad for the race as mixing with Africans.
>>
>>26667630
>is just as bad for the race as mixing with Africans.
nothing would be as bad as mixing with africans
absolutely nothing you could fucking do
you would be better off just slicing off your cock right now
>>
>>26660995
Thnx bb. That was hot. Love yo cock.
>>
>>26657832
>ERECT
>38.1%
>In a room of 1000 guys, 619 should be larger


>CIRCUMFERENCE
>92.6%
>In a room of 1000 guys, 74 should be larger


Really? Is 5.5 girth uncommon?
>>
>>26668286
Apparently, I have around the same girth and always thought it was average.

feels good man
>>
>>26662079
Insult the dick size of your entire race and all your individuals despite evidence to the contrary.

How would an insult to your dick be perceived, real or not? A black person? All white people?

What if a group of a different race walked up to you randomly and said HAHA SMALL WHITE DICK
>>
>>26669053
>asians literally cannot into online banter
>>
>>26665777
Trips o truth
>>
>>26669078
>Haha small dick chinee hoho keke
>For 100 years
>Banter
>Original

Imagine if a guy named Steve gets called Stinky Steve his entire life even though he takes baths every day and actually smells better than most people.
>>
>>26669104
By strangers too, who have never even smelled steve in his life. They just call him stinky steve the moment they meet him because his name is steve.
>>
>>26659072
It looks like you shoved a steel wool scrubber in your pants.
>>
>>26657832
>sure ok, this looks neat
>length 99.2%
>8 out of 1000 should be larger
>circumference 99.97%
>0 out of 1000 should be larger

I knew I was big, but damn. now I get why my girlfriend always says she loves having sex with me but hates the next three days after.
>>
File: image.jpg (50 KB, 637x447) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
50 KB, 637x447
Tfw ur erect penis is the length of your Asian gf's face
>>
>>26669125
might want to slow down on the soy sauce mate, you're sounding a bit salty
>>
>>26659142
The Philippines are probably the most racist of Asian countries.
>>
>>26669524
People have never even smelt Stinky Steve. They pinch their noses as soon as they see him. Yet they call him stinky anyways, just because he's Steve. Then they get other pictures of other Steves' who do look smelly and say: this is why Steve is Stinky.
>>
>>26655790
im moving to japan in 2 years

i cant wait
>>
>>26661768
I wish longmint would make me her slave desu
Thread replies: 208
Thread images: 33

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.