Ask me anything r9k. To start:
24.
$139k-156k/year.
Asian.
>>26655594
well lets get the obvious question out of the way
are you a grill
What do you do? Do you live in or near New York city?
>>26655594
Really cool story bro
>>26655616
No, I am a guy.
>>26655637
I am a data scientist. I do not live in or near New York city. I have only traveled there.
More pics plz
>>26655594
do you invest at all?
>>26655668
what do you do as a data scientist? is it a good job for a robot?
>>26655689
Here is a response to your request.
>>26655707
I started investing on RobinHood two weeks ago. I am up roughly 2%.
>>26655716
I model search behavior. I build an engineering pipeline to feed the model and to tune the search equation.
It is a very good job for a robot. Similar to programming. Main difference is less abstractive thinking and more math.
>>26655749
I'm gonna Google match the foto,,, if are your lie's are correct, I'm gonna find it
>>26655893
What lie?
>>26655832
investing is fun. gives me something to watch/refresh at work.
>>26655963
I don't have time to watch at work, I do my trades for the day at 11AM EST. This keeps me from getting investment anxiety.
Are you that insecure Asian guy that used to post on /b/ all the time? You go CUNY or Penn or something like that and your gf cucked you for white guys? Your sister or brother is the president or something like that?
>>26656068
No, I think you have me mistaken. I am not a student. I attended neither of those universities.
>>26655668
What kind of schooling you got?
>>26656093
Well then sir, it's nice to meet you. Because that other guy was an ass.
>>26656106
BS in Electrical Engineering
MS in Computer Science
>>26656107
Nice to meet you too :)
>>26655594
why her?
>>26656137
What was your experience like applying for and then attending graduate school? Where the other people seemingly competent?
>>26655594
How big is your penis?
I can't believe that's not an original question... Guess you guys are all fags at heart.
>>26656156
I chose to use this picture first because I find her the most attractive.
>>26655594
How about you fuck off from this board. I was born with shit genes and zero math skills.
I will never have what you have and I hate you for it.
>>26656137
Was expecting math or stat major
>>26656171
I applied in November. I was accepted to my first choice in March. Graduate school was a very difficult time for me. In terms of competence I rank myself around the 40th percentile.
>>26656194
Length: 5.9 in
I have not measured circumference.
>>26656206
I am sorry to hear that. I am sure you have plenty that I wish I could have as well. We are both on this board instead of outside for a reason, my fellow robot.
>>26655936
>>26656137
>>26656196
I hate attractive women more than most things I hate and I hate a LOT of things
>>26656245
My statistical analysis skills are lacking. My engineering background allows me to understand the calculus well; a coworker double-checks my results to make sure they are statistically sound.
>>26656314
What is something you like? Perhaps we have common ground.
>>26656353
You mistake me. I love attractive women. My hate comes from the repression of them not liking me.
>>26656428
And that repression is our common ground. I am by your side.
>>26656286
>We are both on this board instead of outside for a reason, my fellow robot.
Fuck off you make over 100k a year and have a prestigious job. You are not a robot. You are here to show off your wealth and trigger people like me for your own amusement. I fucking hate you.
The rich can never be robots.
Any non-Asian pics? You have good tastes so far.
>>26656492
I'm sorry. I'm not here to trigger people. I would not consider myself by any means rich. If you know of a way for me to provide financial assistance to you, I do have some extra money. All you need to do is ask...and tell me how to do it anonymously.
>>26656573
Not at this time. Thank you.
>>26656644
>I would not consider myself by any means rich.
You must have high standards.
>If you know of a way for me to provide financial assistance to you, I do have some extra money. All you need to do is ask...and tell me how to do it anonymously.
Yeah no, not falling for that shit.
Get out normie
>>26655936
That made my hearth go hnnnnggggg.
That's the pose my azn ex gf used to do, she's not as good looking though.
>>26656713
I love it when the robots turn on each other.
what city are you in op?
>>26656713
My offer extends to anyone in this thread. If you can tell me how to assist anonymously I am here. r9k is here for me, I want to be here for r9k.
>>26656759
I know that exact feeling. It's not a good feeling, is it?
>>26656778
Seattle, Washington.
>>26656862
Did you used to live in Cambridge?
>>26656778
What about yourself?
>>26656862
Send me an email.
>>26656897
Zurich. American though. Will be in SoCal next week. I'd buy you a beer if you were closer. But since you're a robot you probably only drink juice.
>>26656930
>actually falling for his fake offer.
You must be new here.
>>26656895
No, I have never traveled to Cambridge. Neither US nor UK.
>>26656930
I have sent you an email using the address [email protected]
If you have not received the email please email me at that address.
>>26656862
>I know that exact feeling. It's not a good feeling, is it?
Nope, it made me look back at her old pictures.
>My offer extends to anyone in this thread. If you can tell me how to assist anonymously I am here. r9k is here for me, I want to be here for r9k.
Well I'm a student with a tight budget, my tooth is getting replaced and it's costing a lot of money. I can make pics etc to proof. Every little bit helps.
Can you please financially support me for the rest of my entire life while getting nothing in return other than "thank you"s?
I'm good person, a 10/10 on the nice scale
I'm also 4chan famous
>>26656966
Where in SoCal? I lived in Orange County briefly. I do drink. My favorites are IPAs and Whiskey.
>>26656975
Please send me an email at [email protected] if you wish to continue the conversation privately.
>>26657040
I have a cavity in my bottom right molar. It hurts when I drink cold water. I do not require proof. I have just send you an email. Please let me know if you do not receive it.
>>26656998
I have a physics masters and know c, matlab, abit of c++ and CUDA. I've taken an interest in data science, any advice?
>>26657107
I will not be able to do that.
>>26657147
Take Andrew Ng's Coursera course for an introduction to machine learning. My favorite 2 coworkers were both Physics majors.
>>26657193
it is the end of all times
>>26657122
I'll be landing in LAX then driving down to San Diego with my wife, picking up my SiL and another friend. I'll be driving back up to Ventura the flollowing week for a couple of days to check on a server at a colo I use.
I'll send you an email in the morning if that address is still active. It's late here and falling asleep soon.
You use calculus for data science? Wot.
>>26656930
>>26657040
I have sent the two of you an email and have not heard back from either. Have you received my email?
>>26657193
Thanks OP. Just out curiosity what kinds of tools/languages do you use daily?
>>26657240
Was a problem with my cock email, I've send you another one.
Why the sudden generosity OP?
>>26657240
"How to take a screenshot" tab is missing.
>>26657280
he's fishing for your personal info dumb fuck
how else is he going to send you money
>>26657338
What do I care if he got my name or not, it's not like he can empty my bank account.
Sup spergs.
This >>26656713 guy popping back into this thread again.
I can't believe how many of your desperate faggots fell for this manipulators data mining scheme. You aren't going to get any money. You are pathetic. He's probably not even who he says he is IRL.
>>26657040
I have received your email saying that my email did not go through.
>>26657223
What is a colo?
>>26657224
Yes. Gradient descent is the basis for many machine learning algorithms.
>>26657255
Python Pandas Numpy Spark HBase Java.
>>26657280
I have only received one email from the cock domain.
>>26657338
Please scroll up. I do not wish for my information to leak. I will only be able to assist you if you are able to tell me how to do it anonymously.
>>26657402
I have sent you an email and have heard no reply. Have you received my email?
>OP states he's into data mining
>literally starts data mining anons ITT
Kek how did I miss this.
>>26657435
I haven't sent you an email faggot.
>>26657402
>>26657435
oh shit. I'm a fucking retard. I mixed up our emails...
>>26657405
Co-lo = colocation facility.
Have some servers in one north of la.
I wish I could be rich without any effort whatsoever
>>26657382
I have just responded to you with my real email.
Please do not share this information.
Please verify that you have received my email.
>>26656644
Shit, donate to me. I'm fucked for life without a benefactor. [email protected] is my 4chan email
>>26657569
Yeah, that was me, I'm curious now.
>>26657607
Share it mother fucker. He's a normie. Punish him for trying to data mine you.
>>26657571
I have sent you an email. Please do not share this email. Please verify that you have received my email.
>>26657636
You're just asking for it idiot
>>26657656
He's asking for what?
>>26657665
Surprise sex.
To all you fools giving out your personal info on 4chan (even if it's a 4chan only email) you do realize that this is 4chan right? Don't trust this guy, he has suspicious written all over him.
>>26655594
This is the saddest fucking thread, but I'm enjoying the asian girls.
Implying he's not the one about to be hunted.
>>26657736
What type of asian girls do you like?
OP I'm a penniless neet at the moment, if you have anything more to give I'd appreciate it.
[email protected]
Good luck with your girl troubles btw, I wish I could help you with that.
>>26655594
Does your employer know you're a pedo?
Dude you need to lay off of that.
>>26655594
op what is your job?
My common sense says no but a small part of me hopes OP will deliver since I'm broke as fuck.
>>26655594
What made you choose to specialize in Data Science?
>>26657821
Japanese, but I'm not terribly picky.
>>26655594
I don't have anything to ask, but it really annoys me that you make 5-6 times the amount I'd need to make a year to move out.I guess that's my own fault for being a fuck up though.
So anyone who gave this guy there email get any money yet? Or is he full of shit?
Followers of this thread, I will be stepping out momentarily to create a Paypal account. I have only been in email contact with 3 robots: pablo@cock, rchilton@gmail, and one other who will remain anonymous. This thread may 404 by the time I have finished assisting them. I will make a new one if that is the case. Otherwise I will update here.
>>26657887
Electrical Engineering does not pay as well so I took my math literacy elsewhere.
>>26657981
No one has received money yet. pablo@cock has informed me I may use paypal to assist anonymously. I am about to make a paypal account.
>>26658006
You could hike up the anonymity by using Bitcoins. All you'd need are two wallets. One with Circle, and one with Electrum. The two wallets may be redundant but you wouldn't have to reveal your name/email/address/anything to the people you're helping. Just the bitcoin address you sent your coins from.
>>26655594
so... are you a virgin?
Whats with the variation of your annual salary?
>>26655594
Are you a crossboarder from /g/?
pablo@cock was the first to email me and will be the first to receive. Apparently I rushed through the Paypal setup too quickly...please bear with me while I get this fixed, pablo.
>>26658126
No, I am not a virgin.
>>26658165
Performance bonus at 0% is 139k. Maximum expected is 156k.
>>26657905
I like Japanese girls too.
>>26657915
I am sorry to hear that. Where are you trying to move out of?
>>26658197
I do not know what /g/ is. What is it?
>>26658006
Oh wow, real original buddy.
Well folks, not surprisingly this guy is full of shit/ I sent him my email and after I gave him my Paypal he said "lol faggot" and sent me this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>26658325
>Being this gullible
Seriously?
>>26658379
I was desperate.
T_T
>>26658325
lol why are you so mad? this thread was never about or intended as money giving.
>>26658278
why did you post here if you are not a virgin? wouldn't /b/ be a better board? also when did you first lose it?
>>26658278
>Is supposedly an IT specialist.
>has this much trouble setting up a fucking paypal account.
I don't know, I smell bullshit guys.
Please god please Origami Comment
I have just learned that I am only able to send assistance to US addresses at this time. I am working with pablo to see if there's something I can do for our international robots.
As for fellow US robots, my first payment to rchilton has gone through. Success! :)
>>26658448
You are correct; this thread is and was not about money-giving, but I am here for my fellow robots. I lost my virginity at 17. I post here instead of /b/ because I feel that I am a robot, not a btard.
>>26658520
Data science is not IT.
Please wait for rchilton to respond for proof.
>>26658520
Apparently you can't use paypal to send money from US to Europe, that's why it didn't work with me ;_;
Long story short, undiagnosable chronic illness has fucked up my life big time and failed me out of college.. I want to maybe go back someday id if I get better but this wagecuck existance is miserable.. Here's screencap for proof
How many women have you had sex with?
>>26658574
You guys actually believe this shit?
> 6 figures
> On r9k
> Generous
pffft.
>>26658665
What's your favorite food, rchilton?
>>26658677
3.
>>26658702
You don't need to believe, just like I don't need to be generous to you.
>>26658740
Favorite food is either squid or white rice..
>>26658767
Please screencap if payment went through, robot.
>>26658740
Hey anon , im an asian hi school student whos going to a boarding school in maine next year. I might need some minor financial aid. Is the offer still up?
>tfw anons get arrested because OP is money laundering
haha you guys are fucking retarded
>>26658899
Based OP delivered
>>26658954
B A S E D
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I knew it, he was legitimately being nice.
>>26658911
Yes, feel free to email me.
>>26658915
I think in order for money laundering to work, I (OP) will need to get the money back? I can't get the money back if people are spending it on squid + rice.
>>26658954
Goodluck with your wagecuck job tonight, my fellow robot :)
>>26658996
Of course. I care for my fellow robots.
>>26658954
Where are the guys claiming it's phishing now?
>>26659006
Im at school now, my trash email is nguyen.minhbns @ gmail dot com. I will contact you when i return home
>>26659074
:)
If there are no more questions r9k, I'm going to sign off. For those who requested assistance, it was nice hearing your stories. I hope everything works out for all of us.
>tfw no qt asian girlfriend that grew up in the US and speaks perfect english
>>26658899
>>26658954
>$10
AHAHAHAHAH. How generous op. You've really changed their lives. Such a benevolent man you are. Throwing peanuts at basement dwellers to make yourself feel superior. You are a rotten asshole OP.
A slimy, smug show-off.
>>26659267
Seriously, was just thinking this. $10 is nice and all, but when you're making $160k and you say "I have some extra cash" you tend to think a couple extra 0s...
Hey OP, since you're feeling generous, could you help me get a job? I'd be up for moving to Seattle. I can do basic programming stuff and am generally competent.
>>26659307
Well that's more than most complete strangers would give.
>>26656137
Where did you do your undergrad and graduate?
>>26656862
Do you have a cute sister\cousin\etc?
>>26659330
>>26659320
Stop feeding his ego you cucks. He isn't here because he cares or relates to you, he's here to feel superior and show off. He wants a thread devoted entirely to himself, and he's throwing trivial amounts of money around to desperate autists to make it happen. Have some dignity.
He's a rich asshole and a normie. He's not even a virgin.
OP what do you think about fucking prostitutes?
I mean with all that extra cash you could easily travel to China or SEA and bang some young hotties. I'm talking about high class escorts and not off the street hookers.
>>26655594
Are you looking to be a mentor? I would be very nterested
>>26659424
This.
You guys are tools for sucking up to your superiors. You are no better than wage-cucks.
I'm off to /b/. I can't stand you faggots anymore.
>>26658954
>Oh boy ten dollars XDDD
Was it really worth your pride?
>>26659705
Lol people will find any reason to try and compensate
not bad for a 24 year old
I am 29, make about 180-220k/year working in PE. I think we are both about to be fucked in about 2-3 years. I've started to devote a significant amount of resources to hedging, including buying call options on gold junior miners, shorting the RMB, european banks.
It is good idea to think about saving money in a mix of USD cash and gold. we are in the fourth turning (read Niel Howe's book) its a eye opener. We are in a process where the financialization is starting to unwind and pockets are starting to blow up. Dot com valuations are starting to head downwards at the latest round and VC funding is starting to dry up.
Stay safe and save your cash, bro
