Pregnancy
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Fembots, what's it like to know that you can bring life into this world?
Wouldn't you like to know you walking dildo, you probably get off to the thought of having a vagina and nice tits
>>26655112
Dildos and porn have ruined sex for our generation
>Currently pregnant
Feels good man.
>>26655112
DELETE THIS POST THAT IS NOT OK
>>26655005
>Fembots
RPfag pls
Are there any femanons that don't want children?
>>26655129
What does pregnancy feel like?
>>26655133
>muh safe space
Gtfo
>>26655169
Tiresome and hungry but otherwise pretty good. This is my second and both have been surprisingly easy on me, didn't get morning sickness for example. Mentally it's amazing.
>>26655268
>Mentally it's amazing.
Do you feel your baby's feelings or hear your baby's thoughts telepathically?
>I want to believe
>>26655112
>tfw no angry fembot gf to bully me for my degenerate sex fetishes
>>26655286
Too early to say for this one. I don't think so though but it would be a lie to say I haven't talked to and thought to the baby before. I did it with my first and probably will do with all of them. You can definitely feel it physically though.
>Someone's mom browses /r9k/
Imagine finding out your mom browsed 4chan, man.
It's so surreal to me.
"Moooommm, can you make us soem dinner?"
>Not now sweetie, I'm shitposting.
>>26655129
Pic of belly on sonogram picsa-anon with baby fever herei'm a guy
>>26655333
If you accidentally think about murder will your baby turn out to be a serial killer?
>>26655268
Are you hoping for a little girl or a little boy?
>>26655414
*and sonogram
>>26655372
my dad browses 4chan and reddit and my mom browses a few small subreddits, she went on /lit/ once but she said everyone was too fucking stupid for her tastes.
Yeah, she's more pretentious than /lit/
>>26655112
i want you to be my stern but sexy mommy who chastises me and makes fun of me but cuddles with me in sensual ways
>>26655437
>his parents browse reddit and 4chan
No wonder you're a fucking failure
>inb4 n-no I'm chad irl ;-;
>>26655482
Nope, 25 year old kissless handholdless virgin
>>26655414
I'll see if I can find a sonogram.
>>26655425
I have no idea.
>>26655432
It's a boy and that's what I wanted since we already have a girl.
>>26655005
so can you
its called planting seeds
i mean literally, with dirt and soil and shit.
that tree wasn't alive before you came along
and now it is
its not a human, but males have the same power you describe as well.
>>26655521
>It's a boy and that's what I wanted since we already have a girl.
POST PICS NOW
>>26655521
Oh, so he is going to have a big sister.
That's so cute. Is your son excited?
>>26655521
I once heard that being pregnant was comparable to being in the afterglow of sex most of the time. Is this true or nah
>>26655557
>seeds aren't alive
Are you retarded? Life can't be created, only transferred.
>>26655005
>tfw preggo fetish
>tfw barely new preggo porn
>>26655614
come on anon
if your gonna make that argument then you might as well say semen if alive, in which case, males still have the same power.
cant have it both ways.
>>26655686
It's literally accepted scientific fact for the past 200 years. I'm not arguing against anything anyone in this thread has said other than that seeds aren't living things, which they are.
>>26655674
dude preggo is everywhere if you learn to fap to clothed women, 90% of the reason I bother keeping a facebook anymore is to fap to all of the pregnant broads I went to high school with post their belly pics.
>>26655614
>Life can't be created, only transferred.
Nigger detected
It started somewhere
this thread triggers me as a tranny
>tfw can never bear children
>tfw will never know the feeling of bringing life into this world
h-hold me
>>26655727
I obviously meant by humans, retard.
>>26655752
Double nigger detected
It will be possible to replicate in the future
>>26655751
invitro if you haven't cut off your balls yet
>>26655772
Wrong. Matter can't be created or destroyed.
>>26655751
be my qt trans gfto adopt with :3
>>26655005
>you will never feel a pregnant woman's belly
>>26655751
As a TERF, please kill yourself. You aren't one of us and you never will be.
>>26655614
>Life can't be created, only transferred.
Obviously at some point it had to be formed from non-life unless you're arguing life has existed since the beginning of time.
>>26655705
The accepted scientific fact is that life is never created spontaneously out of nonliving matter on Earth in modern times in contrast with what some ancient people used to believe about bugs forming out of dirt or whatever. This isn't the same thing as saying life NEVER formed out of nonliving matter though, it had to at some point, it's just that this point is in the distant past and it hasn't happened again on our planet recently because the atmosphere is completely different now.
>>26655827
Nice theories with no observable evidence to back them up.
>>26655786
that isnt really the same thing because techincally i would be the father of the child and its not appealing, i want to be the mother of my own child
>>26655521
>tfw your mommy will NEVER be a young nubile fembot
>>26655823
>admitting you're a woman on 4chan>tfw a TERF from here agreed to be my gf and gave me email, but just stopped replyingget out
>>26655164
Guess I'm alone forever.
>>26655827
>>26655727
Thanks for disproving atheism. Another internet argument won without ever having to make a single post. Deus vult.
>>26655005
I have von willebrand disease so it scares me to death
>>26656016
be my bloody gf
>>26655931
Watch and learn something polfriend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2xly_5Ei3U
Before there was life the atmosphere was radically different, allowing for life to form in the first place. After life formed and persisted (in the form of cyanobacteria), oxygen became a more significant component of the atmosphere and life can no longer form in the same way it initially did.
>>26655164
I definitely don't want children. I've accepted that I would be an unfit mother because of all my mental illness, and I take several medications that cause severe birth defects. Not only that but my genetics are utter garbage and the possibility of passing any of those deficiencies onto an unwilling child is horrifying. Having a child would be the most irresponsible thing I could possibly do.
>>26656125
>>26655164
wut about adopting a qt baby
I WANT
MY BF
TO GET ME FUCKING PREGGERS!!!!!
>>26656125
What does your bf think?
>>26656182
>normal cunt with a bf
Fuck off slut
Hope he does and you get hit by a bus
>>26656175
Fembots, you have no idea how perfect this is. Why do you act like whores when a good, loving mother in virtually all men's eyes is such a holy thing?
>>26656125
Idk why so many people go 'muh genetics'.
You made it from primordial soup to you. Clearly your countless ancestors all had what was necessary.
When you feel better consider it again. It would be a terrible shame to give up after so much success. So much luck and skill.
>>26656238
I would devote my life to raising his lil kiddies nonetheless ;_;
>>26656258
Men would kill and die for that webm.
>>26656313
Just fuck off whore
>>>/soc/ or >>>/adv/
These are your boards normie cunt
>>26656323
>men would kill for that webm
Yeah, because it's an attractive woman. I doubt anyone would kill for my uggo face holding their uggo baby. Nice try, buddy-pal.
>>26656343
Except she isn't posting contact info or asking for advice, and is posting about wanting to be pregnant in a pregnancy thread.
You know you can hide these right?
>>26656343
No thanks, I like /f9k/.
>>26656374
kiIl yourself white knight
>>26656392
You are a fucking cancerous poster
Every time you make a post this board's already fucking awful quality goes down. You aren't supposed to be here and you only make it worse
>>26655164
I would rather be a cat lady forever than have little monsters who would be living of me until AT LEAST their thirties and that my instincts would make me love then more than my life.
>>26656348
I think good mothers of any kind are perfect. Provided they are white and their children are white.
>>26656348
Have you tried?
All the victims of circumstance on this board seem to have the same problem. No confidence and no desire to improve what they can.
>>26656175
>adopting
I am mentally and physically ill. A child deserves to have a stable and healthy mother, not this.
>>26656208
Mygfis also mentally ill and agrees with me that it would be extremely selfish and irresponsible for us to have children. She's given me shit about it a couple of times but I always remind her that we aren't a couple of disgusting normalfaggots with no regard for the lives of others, and she comes to her senses.
It does hurt me that I am unfit to raise children, I still have the biological urge from time to time to care for and raise something that's a part of me.but that's what gardening and animal crossing is for, right?
>>26656424
You're the one derailing the pregnancy thread, not me! Post more cute preggos~
>>26656503
I forgot to add this spectacular image to the post to increase the thread's quality rather than pooposting like you.
>>26656487
What are your disabilities? How'd you still manage to find your gf?
>>26656554
It's lots of minor stuff like arthritis that isn't a big deal compared to terminal illnesses but still makes daily life shit. I found my gf through /r9k/, she knew from the very beginning about my issues so there was never any need to hide anything from her or lie about myself. Pretty fucking sweet arrangement, I wish everyone on this board could find someone who likes them for who they are without having to pretend to be anything different.
>>26656487
fembots, what is this biological urge and what is it like having it? im a guy and the urge to fap is like being hungry and eatting food. when I'm done i don't want it anymore. what is a comparable example of wanting to get pregnant?
>>26655005
Refer to pic related.
>>26656612
>I found my gf through /r9k/
I always cringe when people say this. Still, though, congrats on finding someone that loves and accepts you.
Maybe I'll get that lucky some day.
>>26655005
like a huge burden. you have high expectations from life and finding a good, nurturing, supportive partner is very difficult. i would want nothing but the best and kindest dad for my baby
Kind of sad that I haven't found anyone that wants to start a family with me yet.
idk what it is but pregnant women are so fucking hot. when i see a pregnant woman i just have an insatiable urge to have sex
>>26656056
>carl sagan
Nice try, JIDF. Once again, all you have is a theory with no evidence that claims conditions once existed that we somehow can't replicate.
>>26656612
How old are you both?
Just wondering (to make this original).
>>26656627
I get the urge to fap too, it's more carnal than the urge to eat or sleep though. The urge to procreate for the sole purpose of reproduction, or the urge to care for children in general, is a very maternal feeling that's difficult to describe. The closest thing I can compare it to is when you have a baby pet and you have an intense urge to protect it and care for it, only with human children it also feels like you are MEANT to raise and care for them. Wanting to get pregnant is just an extension of that, you want to have something living inside of you that's made up of the love of yourself and another person, that will grow into life that you're responsible for and will shape into what will hopefully be a decent member of society.
It's really hard to convey succinctly, sorry if I'm just being confusing.
>>26656715
I cringe when I say it, too, but that's what it is. Thanks, and good luck to you too.
>>26657085
We're both 24.
>>26657340
>ayy lmao xD no wimmin on teh internets
>>26657437
>/r9k/ is the entire internet
>>26657340
I'll give you the (You)s you so desperately crave
>>26657469
ur mom desperately craves my penis
>>26656459
>Have you tried?
Can I start over if it fails? Upgrading from an uggo to an ugly broke single mom doesn't look like a winning plan.
>>26657299
>you want to have something living inside of you that's made up of the love of yourself and another person, that will grow into life that you're responsible for
This gave me a boner.
>>26656175
Isn't this an excerpt from Her? Is the baby really theirs? There are no mentions throughout the whole movie about the main character having a child, which is specially weird since he is going through a divorce.
>>26655569
I've got her in my arms right now but I'm not to keen on getting a pic of her, I know my husband would flip.
>>26655582
Yep. Though don't know how excited my son would be, he isn't born yet.
>>26655597
I think that's a pretty good description yes, especially towards the later months it feels like that all the time. At least for me but then again I didn't experience that many if any of the negative side effects.
>>26655751
You'd like Tokyo Godfathers. There's a tranny in that movie that longs most in her life to be a mother, but ultimately weeps in her sorrow knowing that she can't and never will.
Uterus transplants will probably exist within your lifetimes, trannies. So don't despair.
You may be old mothers though.
I jerk off to pregnant women. It's the most beautiful act of degradation. She's nothing but a worthless baby factory made to serve cock and make babies. Tumblr is a goldmine for porn because these fucked up girls actually want to be hucows or knocked up and made slaves or daddy's little slut.
One day I'll message one and offer to be her master. I'm also into genital nullification so I need a super fucked up bitch who will let me cut off her clit and eventually cauterize her cunt shut with only enough room for piss and blood to escape. She will make milk for me and offer her throat and anus on the altar to my cock(the bed).
I especially like the pictures where she just looks pissed off and unhappy.
>>26658756
>cutting off her clit
>not wanting a sex-hungry pregnancy addict that begs for you to apply another coat just in case
>>26657827
I don't follow your reasoning here. You believe you can't get into a relationship because you think you're ugly, but you'll end up as a single mother?
Don't play yourself like this.
>>26655521
You gonna circumcise him?
>>26659001
No. His dad isn't and he won't be either.
>>26658756
I jerk off to pregnant women too, but I'm not much of a monster like you are. I just want 26 children, minus the duggar-esque scandals.
>>26658786
I'm not a cuck. I want sex with me to be the most horrible memory a women will ever have for the rest of her life, even worse than the time step daddy put things in her bumbum.
She'll be brainwashed so she will hate it but still have undying loyalty and just suffer through sex with me. At least I"ll be nice and probably let her sleep in the bed afterwards.
Probably my best memory I ever had was one night hanging out with my ex who dumped me for being too nice and moving too slow and we both got drunk. Somehow it progressed to spanking and I fucking blistered her ass with a 1/4" polycarbonate rod. I left bruises and even though I unfortunately didn't get to fuck her I know I left a memory she'll never forget. I still have beta ass dreams about wanting her, so I guess she's still my oneitis, but I've changed a lot from my awkward 18 year old kid days.
I want a woman to prove herself to me. Sex means nothing if she enjoys it. I want to treat a bitch like shit and have her continue to stay out of love despite my horrible treatment of her and tipping of fedoras.
>>26659127
at least the explanation makes decent sense
i wish i knew why i was fucked up
>>26658922
Not the poster you replied to. An ugly woman can still get a one night stand with a thirsty stranger but not a relationship. Guy are happy to lower their standards to get laid, but not for a relationship.
>>26656487
>"My gf is also mentally ill"
>both are mentally ill
>yet have the mental capacity to deem themselves unfit for parenting
This. This is fucking disgusting. This "mental illness" label is so fucking inaccurate and thrown around to devalue ANY fucking human being that doesn't conform to the shit tier normfest of society. It makes no fucking sense. There's so many complete fucktards who don't even have half a brain who can not for the life of them figure out what a condom is, yet all these "mentally ill" people who are capable of critical thinking have no issue regarding deeming themselves unfit.
FUCK this retarded planet and FUCK western society. I am mad
>>26659894
Would you rather too many normal people calling themselves mentally ill or too many mentally ill people calling themselves normal?
Damnit. I'm 28, I need to get pregnant right now! Please can someone impregnate me and stay with me forever. I have to create offspring asap
>>26660197
If you live in the South I could arrange that
>>26660246
Unfortunately too far away
>>26656487
>extremely selfish and irresponsible
IT'S A GOD DAMN LOTTERY, YOU STUPID SHIT.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE FUTURE, SO MAKING THE ASSESSMENT THAT YOU ARE SELFISH BY CREATING LIFE IS DUMB AS FUCK.
fucking terrifying 2bqh familia
honestly imagine knowing that there is a
LIVING
CREATURE
GROWING
INSIDE
of
YOUR
BELLY
and you're going to have to force it out of your genitals
and it's about 30,000x the size of your cunt
this is truly what inspires horror authors
plus then you're socially responsible for it for eternity
>>26660390
>you don't have superpowers to see the future, so, you might as well disregard the overwhelming odds against you!
when are normies going to leave?
>>26660573
>overwhelming odds against you!
It's overwhelming odds that you exist or for that matter anyone.
Also deciding for someone who is not born what is good for them or not, just way to go.
>>26660626
Are you saying that all people are equally fit for being parents? And that you can't say that someone is gonna be miserable because not 100% of people will necessarily mind being a handicapped incestuous rape victim living in the periphery of some 3rd world shithole?
>>26660573
I think you're a cool guy
Although I consider you a normie for even having a gf, well depending on just how mentally ill she is.
>>26660824
I'm not the person you were talking to. I'm more like >tfw no bf.
>>26656270
Because in the last 100 years we've had a swarm of retards and genetic losers that are breeding like rats. Now we have a ton of people that can't survive without regular medical attention.
Wife is in 9th week of pregnancy. How bad is this going to get(for me)?
>>26655112
"Walking dildo" actually really hurt my feelings
As an ftm tranny pregnancy scares and disgusts the shit out of me.
Also I hate children
>>26660957
Bullshit. I hate the shitty genes meme. The countless animals that contributed to my existence have bathed in oceans of their rivals blood. So have yours. We are both the product of legions of nightmarish badasses.
It's never genetics. Ever. Unless you have like cystic fibrosis or cerebral palsy or some shit then yeah ok you got unlucky.
>>26661115
>scares
Why be scared of something you'll literally never be able to do?
>>26661036
A lot of attitude and emotions.
So I'm a guy who has a preg fetish
I can get off to other stuff, but here's the subsections of my weirdo fantasies:
>female friends that are pregnant
>Unbirthing to become to the host's new life form (umbilical cord attachment and sleep)
>becoming pregnant with a big, burly man, who sees me as a fertile, beautiful boyi'm a straight man
