>tfw my gf is going to South Africa for peace corps
>tfw I left /r9k/ with a smug goodbye when I started dating her
>alone again
Y-you guys will take me back r-right?
>>26654297
>south africa
B _ _ _ _ _ D
FILL IN THE BLANKS YOU C _ _ K
>>26654297
both people i knew who joined peace corps dropped out quickly
>OP's gf is going to get BLACKED
>OP is literally, no meme, a cuck
If this is a legit thread I really do feel bad for you. The word cuck is thrown around a lot here but this is one case where it truly fits.
Get her tested for AIDS when she comes back. If she tests negative, you can be sure she didn't cuck you.
>>26654325
She wouldn't cheat on me, I at least know that.
>>26654325
Ballad? Cook?
>>26654297
>South Africa for peace corps
Holy fuck, even if she doesn't cuck you then she's going to get raped anyway
She's fucking ruined no matter what, enjoy your AIDS
>>26654389
Don't worry, if she doesn't cuck you she'll probably get raped.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_violence_in_South_Africa
Honestly how fucking stupid is she for going to South Apefrica? Does she literally want to die of AIDS?
Is she white? Why on earth would you go to South Africa with the rampant racism against whites happening there right now?
She gon get raped/murdered
>>26654389
She's in the rape capital of the world and surrounded by all the BBC a little white girl could ever dream of. Do you honestly think she's going to come back pure? Its also one of the HIV capitals of the world, so have fun with that.
>>26654297
>Blacks and aids, amirite XD
Don't listen to these retards who haven't left their white suburban neighbors ever.
Seriously OP, she'll likely be fine and will miss you the entire time she's there. Stay sane.
South African white guy here. If she goes to the townships to help them she will get fucking killed and then raped, in that order.
Good luck, fokken domkop
>>26654433
She's going there to not cheat on him
>omg I didn't cheat I just sucked his dick and it was just one time and it wasn't emotional cheating, plus I didn't even know his name so it doesn't count
>>26654477
>Don't listen to these retards who haven't left their white suburban neighbors ever.
I'm 99% you grew up in a white suburban upper middle class neighborhood.
You probably had a Mandela poster in your school.
>>26654297
I mean, whats the worst that could happen? She goes, fucks BBC, you become a cuck, we reject you, and you become an hero. That is the absolute worst. Not everyone gets to improve the world as much as you an heroing would.
hi Daan!
>>26654433
>>26654412
Nah mate, she knows pretty much all about south africa, she's obsessively studied it since she received her appointment there.
She says all the rape stuff isn't really true and a holdover of a myth made by colonizers during apartheid. Even a lot of statistical info from there is skewed by influence of rich whites.
>>26654477
#shitvirginssay
>>26654548
Hi Tim!
>>26654389
>>26654464
>>26654470
>>26654433
All of this.
Shit she's probably goin' there in hopes of gettin' nigga dick.
But seriously OP... look at this faggot post
>>26654477
>Seriously OP, she'll likely be fine and will miss you the entire time she's there. Stay sane.
Know what that sounds like?
It sounds like;
>You just gotta be nice to girls.
>Go to university, get a degree.
>Women like it if you buy them flowers/hold doors open/ pull chair out for them.
>Women don't like all that sexist shit.
>No, wait they do again.
Seriously, that post reeked of all the lies told over the years designed to mess us up and give us learned helplessnes so we become a generation of slaves.
DUMP HER.
>>26654556
She's due for a reality check veeeeeerrrrry soon.
The world isn't all sunshine and gumdrops. There is a very real possibility she may not come back with her sexual integrity or her life.
>>26654556
>She says all the rape stuff isn't really true and a holdover of a myth made by colonizers during apartheid. Even a lot of statistical info from there is skewed by influence of rich whites.
HAHAHAHHAAHAHA
Yeah it's da evil white debil who makes all those slanderous myths about the poor oppressed black man. They dindu nuffin, nuffin at all.
Enjoy seeing her return with a half nigger baby in her arms. A baby YOU will have to take care of.
>>26654556
boring troll here's a (you)
>>26654477
Let me guess, you have a mandela poster in your room, right? And your room is in a comfy suburban neighborhood full of pure white families, right?
You've clearly never been in the real world.
>>26654389
>long distance relationship
>"she'd never do that to me, I know her and she'd never ever cheat on me"
Hoo boy. If I had a dollar for every time I heard that in the military I'd be a rich man. And you don't even have the benefits to entice her to stay around.
>>26654588
It does work, but you have to remember that niceness is just another tool of wooing women. You start out alpha to get attention, once she's hooked you keep the alpha, but show a "special" kindness to just her. Then she thinks she has something valuable and rare. Both dominance and kindness are important tools in love. No true man has only one.
>>26654556
She's going to get blacked so hard, the next time you see her, she might actually be black.
>>26654510
I did grow up in a white suburban neighborhood. But I've also traveled half the world (three different continents).
>>26654558
Top lol.
More virgin than "I saw a woman fuck a **gasp** black guy on blacked.com. That means all women fuck black men and will cuck you XD?"
You baiting?
You gonna get cuckedKEK
>>26654297
Ongo bajingo from the Halulul voodoo tribe will shag her six ways to sunday my boy.
Have you learnt your lesson?
Never trust 3DP.
>>26654653
Is that literally all you guys do in the military? Marry a dependapotamus at age 19 and get cucked?
>>26654721
Tbqh kys famalam
>>26654609
>colonialism
>not fucking up native society massively
I get being not knowledgeable about this shit cuz I was until she showed me all of it, but come on, you have to be a retard to not think colonialism is generally evil.
>>26654654
I'm pretty sure PUA was a lie to keep us all tryin'.
All that really matters is how you look and that you don't beat them.
And sometimes not even the second thing.
>>26654696
>I've also traveled half the world (three different continents).
America, Asia and pre-cuck Europe, I'm calling it
>>26654556
>holdover myth from Colonizers
Gr8 b8, m8. You got a response out of me.
>>26654763
yeah them living in mudhuts in 2016 would be so much better.
>>26654763
So is rape. I don't see the connection of "they colonized us 200 years ago" therefore "rape unrelated white women who are here to offer medical assistance"
>>26654721
If you're a naive retard yeah, which is exactly what the OP and >>26654477 are. Honestly I'm past the point of trying to help these guys though. They'll learn soon enough. They always do.
OP Im telling you right fucking now
Break up with her and drop contact
Maybe when she comes back you guys can respark your relationship, but Im telling you man you will regret it SO hard if you choose to remain in the relationship while shes far away
>>26654696
>three continents
so you live in america and went to japan and england on youth travel programs?
>>26654788
>As a /r9k/ virgin, I know a lot about women and how they'll cheat on you. I saw it happen on a lot of porn sites. Or check out the cherrypicked pictures in the nearest /r9k/ women hate thread.
>>26654763
>>not fucking up native society massively
It didn't. You know what the natives were doing before whitey showed up? A literal genocide : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mfecane
And now it's your gf's vagina which is going to get genocided. How does that make you feel? Does it make you hard?
>>26654919
Roastie sticking up for her fellow toasties detected
>>26654770
PUA was literally a scam made by a con artist. The stories aren't true and it preys on disenfranchised men. It's very manipulative.
>>26654433
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_violence_in_South_Africa
>40% chance of rape
Jesus
>>26655176
>>26654433
>I believe everything I read on wikipedia
>statistics are always objective with no skew
>>26655341
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_violence_in_South_Africa#References
Damn you're right all of these references here and everything negative about South Africa said outside of Wikipedia is just meaningless and false propaganda by whitey. Wikipedia might as well be nicknamed Whiteopedia because it's all just whitey lies.
South Africans dindu nuffin and there's no way that any of them could ever commit rape or hate white people and want to kill/harm them. I have no sources to back my words up but I know dis is real because my gf's black college professor said so.
Is she Jewish? I had a Jewish female friend that went to Africa for the peace corps jay so she could fuck niggers. Lots and lots of big black cock.
She's been back in the u.s. for a long time and has since married a google exec.
>>26654763
>native
You know who fucked up the native society? The Zulu, when they invaded South Africa and fucking wiped out the natives. 5 years later, the Dutch arrived. The Zulu aren't native to South Africa.
Are you into white girl's are blacks at all? Or only Asians?
>>26654556
Am i being bamboozled
God damn kek
>mfw he thinks apartheid was a bad thing
>He thinks the ANC hasn't destroyed SA and undermined the economic success SA had under minority rule
>implying she's not gonna get BLACKED
