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Who /shit beard genetics/ here?
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Who /shit beard genetics/ here?
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Me. And balding. Great combination.
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Not great, but at 26 I have enough facial hair to not be too embarrassed by it.
I'm hoping for full coverage by 30.
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>>26653253
Tfw can grow a baller moustache, but without the accompanying beard I look like a pedo. Fucking hell.

And what makes it worse, is that if I go clean shaven, I look 14. 3 day stubble is where it looks best so I have to shave 3 days in advance of ever going out if I want to look decent.
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>>26653787
literally me
original xomment
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>>26653787
Nothing wrong with a pedo stache. They're fashionable. And it's not like people will think you're a pedo just because you're rocking a mustache, that's some feminist illuminati conspiracy shit to repress your masculinity.
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>>26653253
>having facial hair in the first place
disgusting
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My hair is thin and wispy, like peach fuzz, and it grows exclusively on my upper lip, chin, and neck. Nothing on the cheeks or on the side of my mouth. I am literally a genetic neckbeard.

On the plus side, my hair is so thin and grows so slow that I only have to shave once every three or four days to keep it under control.

Not like I have anywhere I need to be anyways. I just wish I could grow a decent NEETbeard.
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>>26654134
Having to shave every day is a nightmare anon. Just let it grow
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I'm a manlet and not attractive, but at least my hairline is strong as fuck. That's one of the few parts of genetics I got right, every male in my family has thick, strong hair and can grow a good beard. My grandpa's almost 80 and he isn't even balding.
Once my beard stops being patchy I'll grow it out and go full hobo mode
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I'm Italian and my beard makes me look like a damn light-skinned arabic terrorist

I can grow one but I shave so I don't get put on a list.
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>balding at 19
>can't and never will be able to grow a beard
>ugly face, big forehead, weak chin
jdimsa
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>>26654912
aladdino torna in africa col tappeto magico, terrone del cazzo
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>>26653253
>balding
>pubestache
>no sideburns
>sprinkled patchy pubes on my cheeks
>lopsided chinstrap and soul patch
>wonder where all my hair is going
>look at my ass in the mirror
>oh

Also, I've had a unibrow since I was like 12.
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>>26653253

i can grow a great goatee, but thats it, absolutly no hair anywere else on the face.
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>>26653253
It's getting a little stronger. I now have some cheek coverage. I wish my moustache would fill out a little tho.
>tfw I still have hair growing in loads of bullshit places
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Tfw my superior beard genetics is all I have
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I'm thinking of putting a goatee on my chin.
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itt: Low test betas
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>>26655328
le test meme xD
beards are also 99% genetics
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