Male anons, you wake up, look down, and see this. How do you react?
>>26652999
Arrange a gang bang with my friends.
I never realized how unappealing women look from their point of view.
>>26652999
I get upset that my comfy blankets disappeared.
>>26652999
Jerk off until I can swim to the bathroom desu.
Probably suffer a serious panic attack
Do I wake up in my own bed or am I a totally different person? Either way first thing I'd do is feel my pussy and check my feet.
>>26653057
>You start having a panic attack and make cute nervous girly whimpers
>Your bf hears you, enters the room, and starts spooning and kissing you to calm you down
>>26653027
this wtf. women are goofy looking. if i were a woman i'd lop off my tits.
>>26653027
>>26653080
I don't believe either of you are straight to be honest senpaitachi.
>>26652999
I start crying tears of joy.
>tfw 4chan is making me realize I'm trans
>>26652999
>binger into bagina :DD
try to suck my own titty
that was not an original comment. I guess somebody else feels the same.
Schlick until my cunny is sore.
>>26652999
Find the closest mirror to see my face and if it is attractive ill finger my asshole while sucking my tit if its not ill just rub my clit
Fuck lots of robots so they don't have be sad anymore.
>>26653454
No homo am I right?
>>26653479
Why of course.
>>26652999
Would I still have my old face?
>>26652999
Masturbate you silly.
Also:
>life is now on easy mode
>>26652999
Penis or vagina does it even matters? I won't be social even if I have both only thing that will change will be that I would become less strong so I would be little bit sad
get a 100k a year chad
>>26653567
THIS
We Easy Mode Now!
We can pretty much stay NEETs 24/7
If it's a temporary gender swap I can control:
HOLY SHIT MY LITERAL FETISh
If it's a permanent swap:
I'd actually be upset because I prefer being a guy. I'm lazy; I wouldn't want to deal with makeup and shit.
>>26652999
I'd probably freak out and go look in the mirror and then call a mental hospital.
>see thread while browsing from cellphone
>open pic
>lay same way as that girl
>put phone in my belly
>start masturbating with my right hand
>massage the base of my dick with left hand
>looking at the picture pretending I'm the girl fingering herself
>eventually close my eyes and think I'm that girl getting fucked by me
>came buckets
Best fap of my life. Thanks OP. My mouth is still dry.
>>26653649
>You get committed to a mental hospital.
>The staff there frequently molests and rapes you and when you try to tell people how you're being abused they just ignore you because you're a mental patient.
>>26653675
Atleast we know what you'll be doing once VR becomes more advanced.
>>26653732
>tfw anon masturbates for four days straight while using VR to simulate being a girl and dies of dehydration
Ride dick
>>26652999
oh wow the cheat code worked, easy mode here I come!
Pic related asap
>>26652999
i would literally start camming for money. probably start with group shows to gather a fanbase, then focus more on private shows/sell videos for money
but that's just me
Probably be startled and figure out what the fuck happened to me.
But I'd probably handle it pretty well overall. It's not like I use my dick for anything other than fapping and once I got the hang of it I think a cooch would be easier for that.
Periods would be annoying but whatevs.
>>26652999
I react withhappiness ;_;
>>26652999
Feel how rubbing my coochie feels. If good, continue. If lesser than a dick, go on 4chan
>>26652999
Is this you? If it is then be reminded that the new moot is known for selling his users personal info to third parties.
>>26653622
This.
If temporary, I'd try and find out what the properties of this magical effect would be, explore my new body and probably masturbate furiously dozens of times. Also take that time to get an idea of how all erogenous zones affect me for future reference when with woman (so I won't be too clumsy as a guy).
If it's something I could control and swap whenever, I'd use this chance to actually more properly get my own observations and finding as to how men and women are treated differently in various situations; no bias, no predetermined view or conclusion, no cherry-picking or a lopsided frame of reference due to only knowing 1 experience all my life. Also switch between masturbating as a man and woman for change of spice, as well as possibly artificially increase my male's desirability by running around as woman claiming I desire him.
If permanent, I'd panic and still try to find a way to return back to my male body, go full denial over this occurrence as I wouldn't want to be female for the rest of my life. I'd refuse it at all cost.
