You're taking a walk and minding your own business when this book falls from the sky in front of your feet.
What do you do?
Write my name.
this to be honest family or burn the book, because is too dangerous for me.
>>26652612
/thread desu my familia
>>26652612
came here to say this
but since its said i will only second this >>26652643
Write "The Earth"
>>26652612
i lol'd
topkek me gusto
Probably do what Light did
>>26652603
Write
>Angela Merkel
>Bernie Sanders
>Hillary Clinton
>Kim Jong Un
>Barack Obama
>Anita Sarkeesian
>Nicki Minaj
>Miley Cyrus
>>26652603
Give it back to the origami desu lights actions were pure evil.
Even trading it for another anime power like a STANDO or a spaceship and a crew of misfits wouldn't work cause I'd be giving someone the power of certain death over me desu.
>>26652603
Kill every important person there is and wait to see the world turning into shit
Give it back to whoever dropped it tbqh. I really don't want eternal darkness when I die. That is the worst. Give heaven or hell
Roll my cigarettes with it. Its Death note anyway
I don't know if this is possbile but since you can decide what they'll do before they die, you can basically mind-control anyone into doing things easily.
Juts pick a hot girl that you despise, write her name, mind-control her into sucking your cock and then she'll hang herself two weeks after or something like that.
Or you could just write down some guys who's in control over a countries nukes and just fire them all over Europe, America and Asia.
>>26652612
The true robot's answer. blox
>>26652711
u forgot
>Britney Spears
>Tyga
>>26652612
How did I not see that coming holy shit rofl
>>26652603
I'd probably have a go at playing with people.
Like killing people in extremely puzzling ways.
Maybe have an entire street full of hundreds of people all die by car accidents. Like maybe 20 separate accidents, not just one huge chain accident. That'd be hilarious.
Then have some important person and all his entourage/bodyguards die from a heart attack while being relatively secluded (traveling or whatever). Then see everyone shit bricks at the thought of some enemy having such secret weapons.
Maybe I'd try and write messages with peoples initials or death locations.
Y'know, just harmless fun.
>>26652948
You would have to know everybody's name
>>26652974
Well okay that kinda fucks up the body guards plan.
Maybe then just have all CEO of a company die. Or all high members of some government.
Imagine if people most opposing North Korea (mainly South Korean politicians, activists, ex refugees) would all die?
Like can you even imagine?
The whole world would be scared shitless of Kim Jong Un. What would they do? Would they submit? What would North Korea think? That this is some elaborate US/Chinese plan?
God damn if only I got my hands on that fucking book.
>>26653037
giving power to the literal socialist hell on earth is not a good idea
>>26652751
They never confirmed heaven or hell, you could just cease to exist when you die. Is eternal Darkness like being an shimigami?
>>26652612
r/4chan will have fun with this one
>>26652603
leave it the fuck alone
>>26652612
Came in here to agree with this statement.
>>26652603
Write "the patriarchy".
How long would it take me to write 7 billion names
Donate it to the local library. I'm not much of a reader, but maybe someone else will get some enjoyment out of it.
If I wrote 'John Smith' would everyone called John Smith die?
>>26654856
easy bro, just write the president's name and say it in a way so he launches the nooks
I'd honestly go full edge.
I would trade half of my life for the eyes, go to the streets and start writing the names of whoever I don't like.
Hobos, junkies, beggars, drug dealers, muggers, rapists, corrupt cops, politicians. Trash people in general.
Not a very original way to do it but that's honestly what I would do.
>being this edgy
kek to the maximum
>>26652603
Acquire the names of as many people in ISIS as I can and write them in the death note.
What's the name of the thingy that does the killing?
>>26654886
You have to know what they look like in order for it to work.
>>26654886
you need to think of the face (?) of the person too to kill them
>>26652603
kill 89% of male population globally
the remaining 11% become stallions by default
kill some important assholes (eg CEOs of shitty companies) and then threaten the whole world to unite or ill kill every leader there is
>kill president of united states on the 13th
>next president
>killed on the 13th
>repeat
just to see the global shitstorm really
>>26655099
also let them do some weird shit when they die
illuminati fags would go crazy
>>26653618
>north korea
>socialist
Do some research.
>>26652603
look up random people on fb, decide if they get to live or die, become god
>>26655141
bants on pol would be pretty top too
>>26652603
>>26652612
>24 seconds between each post
upvoted
>>26652612
Perfect, never change
>>26652603
Kill a few people I really don't like, then burn it, though to be honest I'd probably get hooked on the idea that anyone who messed with me could just be killed. I wish there was something similar to the death note that could just harm but not kill.
>>26652612
This, just came here to say it. Well done.
Bye bye Hillary Clinton
Bye bye Bernie Sanders
Bye bye Rafael Cruz
Bye bye Marco Rubio
Bye bye John Kasich
Bye bye Ben Carson
>>26652612
Motive of death: spanked to death by your giant gf
Kill random people in my town via facebook and make them bring me all their money via the mind control and delayed death components.
>>26652603
>Shillary
>Bernie
>Miley Cyrus
>Anita Sarkeesian
>Laci Green
>Muslims
>Obongo
>All transexual tumblrites
>Al Sharpton
>Jon Stewart
>Zoe Quinn
>Merkel
Then I would burn the book because no human being could be trusted with it. Humanity would be better without these people desu.
>>26655567
You would be caught that way. Its like you didn't see the anime
You guys are forgetting if you use the book you would be denied post dead life. Your would would be forever trapped in the shinigami hell.
Even if you used it on yourself.
>>26655629
Nah, how so, it's all about how much effort you put into writing.
Make the deaths themselves actual locked rooms and delay them from the drop-off by as much as possible.
Actually, scratch that profit ideas, committing lots and lots of impossible locked room murders seems more fun.
>>26653618
Yeah but you could just rekt them anyway.
What happens if you think of kim and write down the name? They all rook same anyway
>>26652612
Pretty much this, sempai-tachi
>>26655774
Also, all the gooks have basically the same name anyway.
>>26655715
what really?
i need to rewatch the anime
any other rules i may have forgotten?
also who was the smartest: L, Light or that kid
>>26655724
>300% increase in accidental deaths
>yea sure seems plausible
even if deathnote didn't exist someone would put the puzzle together
>bank accounts empty
>all have contact with x or visited x or whatever
pls you'd be caught so quickly especially transferring material. The max death delay was like days wasn't it?
Would any of you get the power of the eye?
>dude accidentally throws his phone in the street getting hit by a bus
>>26652714
>origami
nice
>>26655869
The delay is like three weeks.
Which is enough time to get the victim out of the country if it needs be.
Plus, you can simply pick a new drop-off each time.
>>26655357
That would make people awfully suspicious of Trump though
Nothing. The people I love and hate most, I can't figure out. Neither their names. Life is a pointless mess and if a book flies in from the sky then there's truly no point to go on.
Jeb Bush, suicide via his engraved gun on live television
b e r n a r d s a n d e r s
>>26652603
I would end corruption in my country, by making famous corrupt politicians reveal their crimes and die by heart attack after writing something like "greedy politicians, you are the next ones, confess your crimes or die"
>>26652711
Winner. You forgot Trudeau though.
Write...
"[Some attractive lady you want to hate fuck" - "Cause of death: Heart attack due to sexual exhaustion after having aggressively pursued and underwent sex with me for hours on end."
>>26656071
If this were a show i'd watch it
They'd put together a task force to find you
>>26655605
>not including soros and the rest of the globalist you-know-whos
>>26655715
>You guys are forgetting if you use the book you would be denied post dead life.
What if I'm an atheist? Or a Mormon?
>>26655852
>Tanaka
>Kim
>Lee
>Chang
Literally a billion people would die.
>surplus Asian qt's more socially stunted than me coming to America for some dick
I'd support it.
>>26652603
>be a necrophile
>take full advantage of placing bodies in very remote locations without anyone tied to the murders
>eventually get too greedy and get caught
it wouldn't end well OP
>>26656120
I doubt they would make it though, I'm just an average citizen, they would probably look for powerful people
>>26653037
Most interesting answer so far, manipulating international politics would be amazing
>>26656221
>not bringing a shovel to bury the bodies
>not bringing lead weights to sink them in the sea
>not bringing pigs and raccoons to eat the remains
git gud m8
Realistically, I would just keep it safe without ever using it, but who knows, maybe I might end up in a situation that justifies its use, preferably as an easy method of suicide. Thing is, I cant live with my conscious if I were to be responsible of taking the life of any person other than myself.
>>26652612
Beat me to it.
I want to free myself.
Write down the names of as many political and military leaders as I could, then watch the ensuing chaos unfold on TV.
>>26656096
You know you could die too right?
>>26652603
ignore it because I'm not a weaboo faggot.
I'd write the names of every candidate for American Presidency other than Trump.
>>26656251
>implying I wouldn't have them acquire large amounts of thermite and set their bodies aflame in such an extreme way that all physical evidence of my sexual exploits is completely obliterated
>implying I wouldn't shove the bodies inside of a sleeping bag, head first, teeth/nails/fingerprints/hair removed, packed with lye and let their bodies decompose at a rapid rate in a deep grave buried far into the woods
>implying I wouldn't dismember the bodies, remove all identifying features and soak them in a tub of acid that they provided, making myself a bath of human decay and liberally coating future victims in it
>implying I haven't thought of a thousand ways to dispose of a body in ways that wouldn't and could incriminate me
>implying sinking bodies into the sea isn't the least effective method of disposing of the dead when the limbs will rot to the point that they are released from their restraints and float to the surface
>implying having a collection of animals isn't a surefire way of being suspect of killing people because fucking everyone suspects pig farmers
I don't even know what you're thinking man
>>26652603
Start killing every single person I hate
>>26656403
I would make the people they love around them die so they can feel my pain
Maybe make it so something is taken when their deaths. Like a finger, ear, or some appendage with every person that leaves him as a reminder.
>>26656387
NOW YOU'RE THINKING!
Have a gold star, anon.
>>26652603
Remove the covers and glue them onto a phone book.
>>26652603
>write Iggy Azelea
>Nicki Minaj
>Tyga
>Amy Schumer
>burn book
>>26652711
Hope you aren't an American....you're going on a list.
>>26654688
Fuck u reddit fampai
>>26656919
Great, anon.
You just need to make Ke$ha commit suicide with that book also, for guaranteed asspain.
>>26652711
>liking justin beiber
smdh
>>26652603
Hope this sexy motherfucker comes with it.
>>26652750
>implying they can't all be replaced hundreds of times over
>>26652864
>I don't know if this is possbile
It is possible. The manga/anime just never touched on it because it would have overcomplicated the story and didn't fit with Light's character.
>>26653618
>shitting on best korea
>>26654856
>>26654886
>This note will not take effect unless the writer has the persons face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
>>26654923
>ay whatchu writin' whiteboi
>lemme see dat
*grabs note*
What do?
>>26652864
The circunstances of death cannot directly imply the death of other people. That is, you can't tell a pilot to crash the plane, or a person to shoot its own family. Light tried to use that to make near's men kill him. It failed obviously. The circunstances of death, that is the shit the person do prior to diying, may not harm directly other humans.
>>26654937
But then who would help the US destabilize Syria?
>>26654965
shinigami
>>26655605
>muslims
>trannies
You need the individual's face in your mind. Gosh, have you losers really not seen this Malaysian puppet show?
>become a hitman
>never ever get caught, make a shit ton of money
>>26655860
I don't remember the shinigami-hell thing from the anime either.
I know there are some supplemental novels that go into more details though.
Light only lost because of another character's mistake.
>>26655715
Wrong wrong wrong.
MU IS NOT SHINIGAMI WORLD. many people mix this shit. Mu is the void, the non existance, the absense of self. Just like before you were born.
>>26652603
kill criminals. I rooted for light.
>>26652612
The true robot
kill someone 1 minute before they're actually supposed to die, kek
>kill every world leader besides a random one
>my face when everyone thinks he was up to it
>>26658282
he's lost because i went full on narcissist and N noticed how fucking obvious it was.
>>26658344
No. He lost because Mikami, being followed, accidentaly revealed the real note location geovani copied the note in one night.
I'm not saying its a good ending. It pretty much sucks. But get your facts right.
>>26652603
Donald J Trump, suicide
>>26652603
>weeb shit
Throw it away
>>26652603
>>26652612
Not even trying to hide the samefag.
Fuck (You)
>>26652603
I don't read Manga books so I'd probably throw it in the garbage
>>26652603
Look up on google for a realistic Jew name generator, then I start filling the pages.
>>26652603
I read up until I find someone who 1. has a ton of money and 2. is a serial killer/rapist. I write that they alter their will to give all their money to me, then commit suicide. Then, I burn my Death Note so no one knows what I did.
>>26657881
you think he would suck your cock for apples?
