Even if you get used to the smell of your own cum after you jack off anybody who comes into your room after that can tell
>>26651760
I always jack off in the bathroom because my cum truly smells like rot
>>26651760
welp time to thoroughly clean my room today
>>26651760
FUCK Am I going to get a computer virus from opening that?
>>26651760
Neice asks why my computer chair smells like me
tfw I realize I smell like cum
gg
My dad came into my room right after I read this
>>26651883rape her famalam
Just open your window
>>26652686
>just open your window
>just beee urself
the fucking normie advice never stops
I like my primal scent. I do no soap no poo just to enhance my caveman stink. I cheat a little and use a basic hippy soap made of lye and olive oil only on my armpits and then rub a potassium alum block after shower, but only because I do have slight bo from armpits if I don't.
Bitches like a natural man smell. If you use soap that's probably why you're a beta virgin.
>>26651760
>open window
>spray some axe or cologne into the air
problem solved
>>26652734
>spray some axe or cologne into the air
>spray some axe
>axe
Are you 8 years old? Axe is just rapist lysol
>>26651760
>Even if you get used to the smell of your own cum after you jack off anybody who comes into your room after that can tell
>clean everything before anyone comes over
Y-you're wrong
>tfw cover up the smell by smoking weed
heh, too easy
>>26652710
hope you're having fun in that pit of sadness you dug yourself.
>>26653900
>having fun
>in a pit of SADNESS
Normies can't into logic
immediately dispose of your ejaculate in the toilet then wash your penis and hands.
>>26654013
>not having a cum shirt
Lmao
>>26654127
>not having a LITERAL cum bucket
ayy
>when i cum i wipe off with the clothes in my middle drawer
>friends want to go out in a rush
>i quickly look for a shirt but cant find one
>not even thinking I reach into my jizz clothes drawer and grab the first shirt I see
>Austin 3:16 Raise Hell t shirt
>ride to the restaurant the dude sitting next to me says
>"did u take a shower you fucking stink like shit"
>laugh and say "dude I took like 2 showers today"
>whole night people tell me I smell weird
>get home, take off my shirt and look at the lower back side of it
>giant, dried out cum stain, a huge blotch of dried, flaky, white cum
>>26654233
normie goes out with friends get out of here REEEEE
