>get $3k in NEETbux every month
>tfw spending it on hookers, mcdonalds, and fine wines
Thanks again wagecucks
>>26651737
>>get $3k in NEETbux every month
No you don't.
>trying to start one of these threads with an amount that's so high that it's completely bullshit and wouldn't fool anyone
NEETs are fucking retarded, you're killing this meme.
>>26651737
>$3k in NEETbux
Where the fuck do you live? Sweden?
>>26651737
Thisgovernment in your country is very kind and generous. Other countries should learn from example.
3k divided by 30 days in a month = 100/day divided by an 8 hour work day = 12.50/hour above minimum wage for having autism. NEET life must be good af.
>be wagecuck
>get my 3 digit paycheck
>spend 80% of it on bills and fees
>buy some pot
>pot might as well be medicinal
>smoke too much
>trip out over being a wagecuck
>flush pot down toilet
>pass out
>wake up
>pot is gone
>go to atm
>balance of -$10
>no money
i hate living
>>26651737
>3K a month
>enough to buy fine wines
maybe a fine wine after several months of saving, certainly not multiple fine wines within on month
unless you think any wine that doesn't come in a box/plastic bag is fancy
>>26651782
>No you don't.
Perhaps he's counting in returns from his investments
>>26653222
OK faggot frenchie I don't drop thousands on a single bottle but I only drink $50+ bottles
I know this is low quality bait, but I really hope that whoever on /r9k/ really is on neetbucks is happy about it. I'm not even sure how much I'm taxed to pay for that lifestyle, but it couldn't be more than like, a couple bucks per paycheck. For having you fucking losers quarantined in your homes so I rarely ever have to interact with you, that's a fuckin' steal. It's like a subscription service for not having to be around sweaty, sad misanthropes all day. I'd re-up every year if I had to.
>>26653367
Top kek the butthurt is real.
"I'm not mad but I'm mad that I'm paying for your lifestyle guis"
This is what you sound like ragie wagie
>mfw every NEET is actually severely depressed and shitposts to try and validate their lifestyle
>>26654043
Language. It's called funposting.
>>26653360
Buying a 4L box of shitty wine isn't "buying fine wine," idiot
>be wagecuck
>try spending my money on taking beautiful women on dates
>never works, women don't wanna tickle my 2 inch gerkin
>start spending my money on whiskey and brazzers subscription instead
>costs less, I get to cum more
>develop alcohol problem
>become depressed and stop eating
>becoming a consistently drunk, unshaven, corpsemode faggot, totally disinterested in sex and women
>stacies see this and become interested in me
>try to bang one
>works until I call her by the name of my favorite porn star (Nina Mercades)
>makes me leave her flat
>go back to my van and sleep. I have work tomorrow
Teach me the NEET way, OP.
>tfw working full time at a call center
>>26654517
>call center
Please tell me OP. How does one get money to life the NEET live.
Ok fucking stop already. Can a neetbux seasoned vet give an actual redpill on their life so we can stop with these faggot threads?
What countries or cities actually offer worthwhile neetbux programs? How much monthly? What are the requirements or limits (ie., do you take mental illness tests and are required to 'pass' it and be neetbux certified annually)?
If there's an actual benefit and realistic way to attain this lifestyle then share the news. Some of us have no choice but to wageslave away to take care of our children and hopefully give them a better life so they don't ever end up like me or feel the depths of hatred I have felt. But where I live there is no "keks-r-us" free pass so I have to work.
Keep up the retarded jokes. They are funny every once in a while. But if you're not going to at least take some time to explain the rp truths about neetbuxlife then maybe you should fuck off to normieland since you're so content on making others feel even shittier about their life.
>>26653197
>spend 80% of it on bills and fees
Do you have a shit job or do you live in an expensive area? Either way, it's your fucking fault.
>>26654704
Just read the guide that Uncle Ruckus made, honestly being on autismbux in America doesn't pay that much. I get $725 monthly, however I paid the undue taxes on a nearby house (it was $1200) and the owner died so I bought a 3 story house pretty much for only $1.2k. I started renting it out to this family for $900 about a year and a half ago. I have food stamps (free food) and I live in a small but decent one room apartment for only $550 a month with everything included. Every single month I have around $1,000 to waste on whatever I want, so the OP's life isn't out of reach. You just have to be smart, if not then you'll barely survive off what you get from the government. You just have to find another way to get income, though remember in another person's name (like a family member) so they don't lower your SSI monthly checks. Though, this is just for americunts. Europoors go away.
>>26651737
>$36000/year.
Hang in there buddy. That's not a lot of money.
>>26654978
It is for 0 hours of actual work wagecuck
>>26654517
>be me
>Works part time in a call center too
>but from 17 to 23
>law student
>ill prob make more in a shitty callcenter than paralegal
wagie wagie at the workplace
so sadly stuck part of the rat race
work all day just keep on trucking
while his girl the NEET is fucking
"yes boss! no boss! right away sir!"
wagie's girl has NEET dick in her
>>26655082
>hang in there
Take good care of yourself, I hope you find peace.
Looking forward to my 2 days off, manager comes and asks me to work an extra day. Y..yes sir, I swear he almost laughed as he walked away. Why do I do this to myself robots
>>26655395
>implying neets living out of autismbux have sex
>>26654944
Where in America did you pull this off? How did you find out the house was up for grabs?
>>26653367
If you live in the states you are being taxed at least 30% of your money.
meaning if you make 30k a year you are giving away 10k. ten thousand dollars.
>>26654944
>$550 per month
Literally how
>>26656697
It's doable if you live in a bullshit small town. I pay $500 a month for my studio and it'd be $450 without a parking space.
>>26654944
Thanks. The numbers won't work for my budget situation with kids, but the answer is appreciated
>>26651737
Yeah, but I'd rather not be physically crippled like you.
>>26654814
GUN TO THE TEMPLE
GUN TO THE TEMPLE
