Life could be a lot worse.
Let Mama Fembot give you some advice.
> also a Silent Hill 2 thread because I'm in awe of the details they managed to put in a 2001 game
>>26651389
fuck off fembot, both you and maria are whores who aren't real.
>>26651389
How do I fix my fucked up shit?
Because in the words of the great Dexter holland, shit is fucked
>>26651389
Mama Fembot, how do I get a cute gf who decides to forcibly feminize me gradually with slutty clothes, makeup, female hormones, and breast implants until I'm living full time as her sissy slave maid?
>>26651939
What's wrong?
>>26651988
Download grindr app, locate a dominant femboy to show you the ropes. Side note: no real girl is going to help you unless they're deranged.
>>26652024
>no real girl is going to help you unless they're deranged
Th-Thanks, suicide it is then ;_;
>>26652024
>what's wrong?
Oh boy diddly where the fuck do I start senpai
Everything's just been turn flipped upside down recently and my shit is all over the place and all kinds of fucked up
>>26651389
I need to focus on my studies, just for tonight and tomorrow
any tips?
PS SH2 is amazing but the first one is still my favourite
>>26651389
Would you happen to be from Denmark? Also, Maria is a whorish piece of shit.
>>26651389
Oh merciful fembot,
If a 6'3 100kg dude made eye contact and smiled at you, what would your immediate reaction be?
Also silent hill is for weebs, I was playing unreal when this came out desu.
>>26652129
Don't be sad, you really don't want a lady boyfriend who is your mentor, lover and partner in crime?
>>26652307
Go to the library senpai and don't sit in front of a computer. Study listening to white noise.
>>26652312
Fuck you Maria is based.
>>26652313
I'd smile back, but I'd be nervous if we had a conversation longer than 2 minutes.
>>26652484
Maria is disgusting, just like you. Burn in hell.
>>26651389
Hi. Would you like to go on a date with me?
>>26652484
2 minute eta to phone number thx desu.
I'll go lift weights when I escape from work in 10 hours and see what happens.
could you list 10 things to make you more attractive overall?
i'll take whatever advice you can give mama fembot
>>26652724
>this fat fuck again
leave
>>26652724
why dont you lose weight you fat piece of shit
>>26651389
shit, I really need to finish this game
>>26652523
> Maryfag detected
james plz
>>26652617
> confidence
> security
> knowing when to pick your battles
> doing what you love
> looking good
> not being owned by others opinions of you
> not quick to anger
> communicates honestly
> being a good cook
> shitposting game on fleek
>>26652724
You're adorbs. I don't think r9k has corrupted you fully.
>>26654077
>You're adorbs.
That's code for she doesn't think of you in a sexual way at all and looks down on you as some sort of emasculated pet-like creature she can be nice to out of pity to make herself feel like a good person.
>>26654117
No, it just means he doesn't look like he has the hardened bitter edge of most robots. Sorry you've been emotionally drained by life, he might have sad eyes, but you have sad cold eyes and no one will ever like that, or you.
>>26651784
fucking this. why did it take me so long to find a place that uses SH2 to insult people?
>>26654181
d-delete this post right now pls ;_;
>>26651389
how2not lonely?
i pay in trivia.
>Monica Horgan actually cried in the final take of reading the letter in the end cutscenes
>the ingame texture of the letter is actually the lyrics of bon jovis blaze of glory
>cetain texture sof football posters are only shown if you reenter the room after talking the first time to eddie
>Guy Cihi(James) and david Schaufele(Eddie) still hang out
>Donna Burke played both Angela in SH2 and Claudia in SH3
>>26653056
>>26652843
I know
I fucking disgust myself
>>26654077
>>26654181
That was super nice. D-did you have advice though?
>>26654650
that roastie fucking scorched you hot damn
