>Yo, Anon! I'm cookin dinner. What you want?
>>26650289
16 oz buffalo sirloin steak, medium rare
>yo chad, lemme get a strawberry avocado caesar salad, extra dressing on the side, and a papaya smoothie on the side! Thanks senpai!
>Yo bro, put your dick away before you handle my food. You already know I want those tendies braaaaah.
>pretty much no body hair
sorry I don't have shit taste
N-nothing. I-i'm just going to eat out.
>>26650289
Just nuke me some tendies bro but put your dick away and wash your hands first I don't want dick handled tendies
>>26650598
> I don't want dick handled tendies
yes you do don't lie
>>26650289
Tendies, mac n cheese, and sunny d please
>>26650289
fucking Jew genie, i said i wanted a personal chef who was a total babe, and whose penis poked out of the RIGHT side of his apron!
sausage and two eggs *wink*
>>26650289
B-but Chad you know today is domino's