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If there's anything you've been wondering about the opposite gender, this thread is the place to ask it

Femanons, what is the most attractive feature a guy can have (not including face)
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>>26649538
Personality, self confidance
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>>26649538
a personality
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>>26649553
>>26649557
More specifically though, what about his personality? Everyone says this but no one actually mention the traits of a good personality
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>>26649538
Confidence comes from good appearance. No appearance no confidence.
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I'm balding, should I shave my head?
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Why do you girls rage when I ask the purpose for girl jeans having zippers?

I'm a guy and I've literally never unzipped to piss because I use stalls and you roasties use stalls too. And don't give me the hip size excuse I've seen em yanked down all the time.
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>>26649553
>>26649557
t. Robots false flagging
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>>26649553
>>26649557
Girls always say this, yet only like 0.1% of girls have a non-horrid personality themselves. Maybe I'm a huge fag but I actually do care about personality most in a woman, and so I make no effort with them. It's like trying to find a diamond in a corn field.
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>>26649588
I was just playing,
It really just depends on both sides, you need to click or it'll never work. But generally, I'd say I like guys with the same humour as me. Same interests help a lot too, of course.
Don't really care for looks, as long as your teeth aren't rotting or anything

sorry for the generic answer
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>>26649673
The hottest guy you fucked had the same interests, humour than you?
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>>26649705
you might want to rewrite this sentence, what are you trying to say?
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>>26649734
Did you and the most attractive male whose penis had been inside you share some common interests and possibly even the same sense of humour?
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>>26649614
i think george Costanza hair is hot af

now if ur bald and dont have big daddy balls go fuck urself pretty much

its all about next level machismo of having a natural, balding head and still being next level macho
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>>26649538
I'm asking all women (trannies included) to leave
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>>26649734
Does the hottest guy you had sex with had the same interets and humour as you?

English is not my first language. So, sorry about that.
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>>26649785
I'm skinnyfat but I do have an above average penis, I reckon I could work out
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tall

/thread
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>>26649734
interests*
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Fembots why do you say 'personality' but never specify what? Just describe someone. I'd at the very least expect 'he's kind' or something like that.

Are you just saying he has go have one? A faceless person isn't ok but regardless of how he is he has to be someone.

How can I bee myself properly if you don't tell me?
I hope you're not so detached from reality you don't even realize what you care for
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>>26649759
Sorry, I'm a virgin
so no
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>>26649848
If they go specific, they will describe a romantic beta, because that's what they are told to do when answering such questions.
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>>26649538
>Femanons, what is the most attractive feature a guy can have (not including face)?

Broad shoulders, and height between 6' and 6'2".
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>>26649886
>have narrow shoulders
>be 5'10"
>This roastie will never bother me
Feels good senpai
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>>26649538
Intelligence is for me the most important thing a guy can have
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>>26649873
Told by who? The only reason I can think of for lying about this is that it makes them seem less shallow and not like the other grills~
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>>26649673
What's your sense of humor like?
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>>26649873
That's not what I'm expecting here. Who would lie on an anonymous image board? I'm probably never even gonna be within a hundred miles of any of you.

I'd ask my girlfriend/female friends but having done that before I've only gotten bad answers. Just like the ones offered so far in the thread.
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>>26649909
What do you mean by intelligence? From what I've seen, most girls want a 'science is so cool xD!!' kind of guy instead of someone actually intelligent
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>>26649538
tbqh, a guy needs to (no matter how attractive or rich) have the same sense of humor as me. i can't get along with anyone who doesn't.
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ideal penis?
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why is she doing this to me
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>>26649538
Being the same religion as me is the most attractive feature a guy can have.
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>>26649947
5 inches + for me. idc about size but under 5 inches is like a really flappy roastie for you. gross.
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>>26649907
>Feels good senpai

Keep telling yourself that and one day you might actually believe it, baka sempai desu desu.
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>>26649934
Someone with a high IQ. (So creativity, verbal skills and the usual Internet IQ test)
I'm highly gifted myself and I want someone to relate to
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>>26649966
i'm actually a fan of large labia
but thanks for answering
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>>26649970
Clearly you've never attempted to be a normalfag or you'd see for yourself how worthless and irritating interacting with women is. They are literally only good for their holes
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>>26649909
Are you saying that you actually want an intelligent person or someone you can have intelligent conversations with?
It's like middle school again, us boys in sexed give painfully honest answers and the girls avoid every question. Every single boy was pissed but we weren't allowed to tell because we were supposed to let everything go after class
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>>26649673
So, answer to >>26649820?
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>>26650012
Both
"Someone with a high IQ. (So creativity, verbal skills and the usual Internet IQ test)
I'm highly gifted myself and I want someone to relate to"
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>>26649917
Man, sorry this was actually a pretty hard question. I guess I like deadpan humor, and pretty lighthearted stuff? But it really depends. Sorry I wish I could give you a better answer
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>>26649990
IQ is not a good measure for intelligence, though.
How is it like to be gifted?
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>>26650105
>I guess I like deadpan humor
>tfw lost two e-friends over this shit
b-be my gf
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>not including face
Seriously? Broad shoulders or a geeky fun personality.
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>>26650091
OK. Neat. I'l note that down.
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>>26650022
Here;
>>26649858
Not much else to say
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>>26650091
>>26649990
>I'm highly gifted myself and I want someone to relate to
Considering the fact that you're answering questions on the NEET pissbaby board on 4chan I'm going to say you're full of shit
Let's get some proof you're gifted
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>>26650168
>implying that matters
The question is about what she cares for. Not how your IQ has to be to date her.
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these fucking thirstmaster beta males and "femanons" are ruining this board and what do you do here? reply to these shit threads

can't you see that they're belittling us? thinking that we know nothing about women? you fucking shitheads need to die
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>>26650091
>Someone with a high IQ
>tfw I just took an IQ test not that long ago and found out my IQ was 85
I always knew I was dumb as shit, but I didn't realize just how fucking stupid I was.
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>>26650196
Someone is having PMS.
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>>26649990
>Internet IQ test
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>>26650116
b-but, I have 0 exprerience (and looks)
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>>26649538
Guys: Would you want to be a gir and why?

Girls: Would you want to be a guy and why?
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>>26650209
>85
That's seriously low anon. Are you sure there's not environmental factors that are affecting you like depression or something?
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>>26650238
>b-but, I have 0 exprerience
we can learn together
>(and looks)
i have an ugly fetish
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All these answers so far cover the "emotional boyfriend" preferences, but what does a sexual boyfriend need to have?
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>>26650209
>I always knew I was dumb as shit, but I didn't realize just how fucking stupid I was.

Are you black or something? That's the average IQ for a Basketball-American.
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>>26650196
Tbh they're going to shitpost here regardless of who gets triggered so you may as well have a containment thread
>>26650091
What are you gifted in?
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>>26650243
>Guys: Would you want to be a gir and why?

Maybe to try out for a limited amount. I love sticking benis into girly holes though.

Also girls are tiny and light and it's awesome and cute that you can carry them around on your shoulders and stuff
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>>26649553
>>26649557
hey girls

i'm ugly but i have a greaaaaaat personality

want to be girl girledifnernsd????/ fucking slsuts whore

klil yourselves
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>>26650260
sure. fuck it I'm in
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>>26650247
How would depression affect IQ?

>>26650271
No, I'm white and middle class. I've never had confidence in my intelligence but I never figured it was that low either.
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>>26650263
If we are going to have sex, we have to be married, because premarital sex is a sin.
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>>26650309
>sure. fuck it I'm in
gib contact
steam/skype/email
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>>26650313
w-where are you?
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Femaknobs, how small does a penis have to be before you get NO pleasure from it?
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Are guys who are super social/ organizing parties/ getting everyone together more attractive than the guy who goes out and starts projects, has ideas, creates things, and in general doesn't give too many fucks about what society thinks?
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>>26649538
Gerls: When you're with your boyfriend, do you generally find yourself becoming defensive and hostile around his other male friends?

It's happening with my friend and his new slag and it's fascinating. I want to know if any of you can detect when you do something like this, or whether it's just down to her admittedly flawed personality.
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>>26650340
Neither of those guys post here so how would we know?
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>>26650362
I'm asking which one girls find more attractive.
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>>26650372
Yeah I realized that right after I posted
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>>26649957
What religion, fempai?
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>>26650209
I used to not have enough vitamin b12 and that makes you less capable of using your brains. You should look it up.

>>26650288
I score the highest on verbal IQ (The IQ test couldn't measure it because it was too high, above 145) and I score 138 on performal IQ.
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>>26650330
>Femaknobs, how small does a penis have to be before you get NO pleasure from it?

I don't find vaginal intercourse pleasurable anyway - it feels somewhat nice at best, sore at worst. It doesn't feel intimate either since I'm a womanlet (5'1") - I'm just getting sweaty, hairy chest in my face. Oral is infinitely better, I think oral is much more intimate too
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>>26650319
[email protected]
brand new email, just 4 you
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Why do girls start to be more interested in guys once they are taken?
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>>26650107
It's not really great you can only relate to others till a certain level. I don't really fit in with the other girls although I'm not autistic and would love to have more friends.
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>>26650416
I think you should fuck off and kill yourself normie
Now my question
Will you please do it?
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>>26649553
I can confirm this.

I am by no means a good looking guy, but I've been able to pull good looking girls with just being a charming bastard.

>>26649594
Appearance helps with confidence, but they can be mutually exclusive. Think about guys like Trump. That guy is ugly as hell, but you can't say he isn't confident.

>>26649785
>>26649614
Yes. Shave away. Once you hit your mid-20's, though, most women don't care that you're balding because it becomes so common in men that age. I've been balding since college and it was never an issue once I started buzzing my head. A lot of women like the feel of it and think it's pretty hot to have sex with a bald guy.

I know that being fat and bald is worse than being fit and bald, by far. Not sure about that big daddy balls comment, though. Wtf do you mean?
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>>26650340
Being sexy for a man is all about not giving a fuck about anything. So no.
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>>26650419
Email sent fem
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>>26650232
Yeah I didn't know how else to explain it
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>>26650312
>How would depression affect IQ?
My psychiatrist told me that I shouldn't be worrying about my 119 score (in contrast to earler tests this was low) because depression can have a rather significant effect on how you score in certain circumstances. He also pointed out that he also perceived me to have problems retaining my attention, which he blamed on the depression.

You can google for sources though.
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>>26649538
How many women are actually "size queens"? I've heard it both ways.

Some have told me that big dicks are amazing and can supersede even being an ugly dude

Others have told me they're a novelty but nothing they crave

Most recently, a woman told me that her favorite was big, curvy dicks and that she would never touch a penis below 7", but at the same time admitted that it hurt like hell and she's okay with smaller to average dicks if "she has to settle." So many mixed messages in that line
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>>26649553
where personality/confidence = social status
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>>26650416
>I don't find vaginal intercourse pleasurable anyway
You just haven't found the right guy.
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>>26650424
it's due to pre-selection

google it
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>>26650243
Presuming I'd be comfortable with my body (because I'm a man and would like to be a man right now) I'd want to be a girl because people would give me attention and I'd be appreciated for things more often. When I do something impressive (imo) right now all I get is at best a small compliment on hard work. At worst i have dickbags trying to one up me, usually with fairly crappy things. I don't see this happening to girls.

If that were gone I'd be a lot happier I think.
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>>26650487

She needs to try anal
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I'm 6'1
I have a good job
I play guitar
I have confidence
And yet
Not a single woman shows interest in me
My face isnt very handsome
Is that really the deal breaker? Is that really something you ladies cant get over?
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What do you think about guys who like to try and generalize things because they find it useful? Like interpreting the "personality" answer.
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>>26650300
Wonder how this is among men.

Inversely proportional is what I'd have guessed based on myself but I'm very prejudice.
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>>26650424
>Why do girls start to be more interested in guys once they are taken?
because "muh personality", girls are interested in guys with high social status.
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>>26650581
>Not a single woman shows interest in me
girls never mention appearance, because its so fundamental to their taste, so subconscious they think dating a 6'0 blue eyed, athletic pronounced jaw guy is dating an 'average guy', and they
convince themselves they chose him because of his 'personality'. Being attractive is the first threshold, gaining social status is the second, you need both. Thats why you're not cutting it
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>>26650437
>Think about guys like Trump. That guy is ugly as hell, but you can't say he isn't confident.

He was decent looking when young and combined with his money that makes him a top tier Chad.
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>>26650437
Im saying only shave if you feel the need to work on your appearance aka being insecure

if you have big balls like someone who has raised children and you are fine to have a thinned out, bald spot covered with a comb over you have big, daddy balls.

Like a sorta wavy/goofy comb over that isn't an attempt to look like a full head of hair is one of the best looks you can get and it can't be artificially created short of thinning out your own hair at random or causing hair loss.

If you go fully shaved like qball bald or very very uniform short that's an okay look and very masculine which might be why I like it on girls..
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Is there a way to gain the female ability of rationalizing everything as a male?

My life would be much better if I never had to feel I did something wrong ever again
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>No guy oriented questions
I think we all know who's answering the questions here.
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>>26650617
That graph include men's ratings of women too. It's called the Halo effect and we all do it

I just hate it when women say "looks aren't everything! we're attracted to good personalities too!!"
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>>26650263
enthusiasm and functional/full body strength + stamina.

If you feel out of breath running one block or two you aren't adequate.
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>>26650437
I'm already in my mid 20s so I reckon I'm gonna keep it

cheers
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>>26650437
>Think about guys like Trump. That guy is ugly as hell, but you can't say he isn't confident.
He has social status, thats the key. As a person who has confidence, and can attest to that. Unless you have a shit ton of friends, and girlfriends every month, people won't be interested in you
being attractive helps. Do you honestly think people listen to trump because he has confidence? There are plenty of people with confidence that wouldn't get away with saying the same shit
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>>26650835
Fair enough. This seems like a reoccurring thing.
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femanons do you give off tells that you like a guy, if so what are they?
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Femanons how many of you are virgins waiting for the right guy? I'm starting to lose hope.
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>>26650904
Lmao, as if any of us ever got them
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>>26650941
The right guy is never going to be one of us anon
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menanons do you give off tells that you like a girl, if so what are they ?
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femanons

i'm a 5'7 manlet. what kind of girls should i focus on? i mean what isn't out of my league?
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>>26650904
Just talk to them, make an effort to hang out. I wouldn't like someone romantically if I didn't have fun with them. but if i really like someone I might not approach them at all because I'm nervous
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>>26650969
>menanons do you give off tells that you like a girl, if so what are they ?

erect penis pointing into the direction of the girl in question
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>>26650717
that's stupid you're stupid
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>>26650969
Trying to avoid them, but pay attention to everything they say/ like, who they hang around

Enough of this sort of scanning eventually ends up making me disinterested once again due to how boring/ normie they are.
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>>26650982
Not really sure. A lot of the girls I know don't really care about height, it's like the last thing. Though some girls can feel a little uncomfortable if they're taller than you. I'm 5'8'' and my bf is 5'10'', it's nice that he's a little taller but i don't have to stand on my toes to kiss him
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>>26651000
well if hes wrong why am I so undesirable to women then? I dont get out much...
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Just how important is money to you, fembots? Would you still date a guy if he couldn't finance your extravagant needs? Or what if he could, but he was dealing drugs to do it?
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>>26650581
there are probably a handful of girls that show level1 interest in you and if you dont reciprocate in a timely fashion that little bit of interest diminishes.

Assuming you aren't also +100kg, long greasy straight hair guitar guy, work an evil job and confuse confidence with arrogance.

To test out ugly scale beyond soc rate threads would be try somewhere dimly lit and full of drunk people like a trashy top40s club. If you get a much better reaction it's likely that you have many imperfections in your appearance and the little ones go away and the big ones are harder to spot in that environment.
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>>26651000
Come on, it's the same for guys.
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>>26650987
the one and only time a girl behaved this way with me was just because she was being nice and I misinterpreted it

so really all I've gotten all my life from vagina people is pity fake affection
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>>26650959
Why? I'm a pretty good person.
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>>26651027
>I dont get out much

Change that and learn and observe in the process
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>>26650012
>it's like middle school again, us boys in sexed give painfully honest answers and the girls avoid every question.
God i hated that. The only question I thought they were serious about were how many virgins there were. 40% apparently. But they lied about that too I guess.
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>>26651037
I personally wouldn't feel comfortable dating a drug dealer because drugs really mess with my medication and I don't want to be tempted. I split everything 50/50 with my bf generally. As long as he can support himself that's what matters, I don't mind paying things myself
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>>26651038
Well Ive posted my picture here before and I was told I was a 6/10 and possibly a 7 with improvements. Thats coming from a bunch of dudes so I dont know how reliable that is. Im a corpsman in the navy and I do have some life experience under my belt. Am I simply not attracting women due to my lack of effort?
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>>26650987
>actually believing this cuck shit
Women know within a second of seeing you if they're going to fuck you. If you think being friends will lead to a relationship, you're fucked in the head. Enjoy hearing about her 15th boyfriend abusing her when you're paying for dinner in a year.
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>>26651022
>A lot of the girls I know don't really care about height, it's like the last thing.
and what demographic is "a lot of the girls i know"??

i mean i've never really taked to many girls, only went out to bars/clubs a few times. i have no female coworkers i haven't touched a girl in 2 years ;_;
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>>26649824
is 5'11 tall
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>>>/adv/

There is no such thing as a female robot.
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>>26649909
>literally the only women who say this are the ones who are WAYYYYYYYYYY beyond the wall
>sure I fucked a dozen guys in college and married a rich guy but you're special you just wait someone will love you :^)
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Q: why are you still obese in $current_year?
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>>26651120
I'm in my sophomore year of college so late teens I guess? I'm an art major so art girls
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Q:Do you have any preferences between different STEM educations? Like preferring engineers or labcoat people.
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>>26650815
>"I mean I know I cheated on you but it's really your fault cause you weren't always there for me. I mean I know your 12 hour job is stressful and the pressure to keep this family's head above water is strong, but that doesn't mean you still couldn't have taken me out to expensive shows 5 times a week and do at least half of the house cleaning. Why should I have to keep the house clean? I have important blogging to do. I don't care if you don't care about a clean house, we're not animals, it needs to be cleaned, only you should have to clean too. This isn't the 1950s. Chad understands this, why don't you?"
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>>26651101
You don't really attract women. You can be attractive/handsome/succesful but 95/100 women won't approach first. They are the attractors and you the attracted.

Yea it's really all about effort. A guy who has been rejected a hundred times will have gotten laid once at least.
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how do i start meaningful friendships with girls that evolve into relationships

hardmode: how do i do this if im shy and hate myself
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>>26651278
not a grill, but you should probably take care of yourself before trying to take care of someone else 2bh lad
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>>26649886
Well I appreciate the honesty

Maybe I'd be more well-adjusted and not on this board if girls had given it to me straight and I learned to accept my permanent khv status at an early age
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>>26651143
I'm a virgin though
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>>26651219
yo im college too and the art girls are the best looking qts to me. unfortunately though, i do business. whats a good way to get friendly with them or anything?
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>>26651264
>Yea it's really all about effort. A guy who has been rejected a hundred times will have gotten laid once at least.
thats not 'effort', in the same way putting yourself in a lions cage is not effort
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>>26651321

*technical virgin

fixed
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Femanons, let's say I have a crush on a grill that I've never talked to and I don't even know the name of, how do I approach her and how do I start shit?
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>>26651307
>>26651278
yea easy enough answer to say

love yourself. find love within and share it

hard to do if you can't understand that on your own I don't really know how to explain it
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>>26651253
>>26650815
Here's one of my faves:
>I just got out of an abusive relationship
>it went on for 1/2/10 years
>I've grown since then
If you don't think you can to keep a girl, just beat the shit out of her. Women never break up with a guy if he's abusive, and will break up with their next guy if he won't abuse her.
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>>26651353
>how do I approach her
from behind and with zip ties
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>>26651353
You don't. You crushing on her, so you won't keep her anyway.
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>>26651343
talking to girls should be fun not a chore or a daunting task like taming lions

this is likely your problem, looking at women as conniving cunts and adversaries. Yeah those are out there and if you want hardmode for yourself then fine believe that its the majority.

You don't want a conniving cunt though so if you run into one while looking for a nice girl who's company you enjoy and who enjoys your company, it's just one more tick in a process of eliminating all the cunts from your social life.

If you really are a 6-7 go for a 5 who probably thinks of herself as 3-4 and you won't likely face any rejection at all if you approach like she's an easy casual lay for you
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>>26651127
it's 1 inch above average in america so you're fine
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>>26651353
I'm male:
Find an in. Observe, see if you have connections that cross with hers.
I'd advice against going in cold. Depends on appearance and if you have a good opener but you just feel terrible when it doesn't work out.
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>>26651348
I have never even kissed anyone
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Girls, why do so many of you go for the bad guys? I've been in situations where everyone (including girls) agree that I'm more attractive, more honest, and a smarter person that most guys, yet when I'm interested in a girl she's often already dating some stupid asshole who sells drugs or something. If I confront them they just say that he's fun. It's really hard to not think females are retarded when I see this. I mean I still get dates but I don't understand why literally any girl wants the guy who's a complete asshole and has nothing going for him. Girls usually just say that I'm too uptight or something. Do I have to be a shitty person to attract more women?
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>>26651484
wanna change that bby
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>>26651458
>women actually believing they're nice people
I've literally had two people say I was school shooter, and got kicked out of school for more than a week for it.

You think I can trust any woman when they can say I was a creep/molester/rapist and I could lose my job, get kicked out of my uni, kicked out of the uni apartment, AND go to prison all on her whim?

Even worse, if in twenty years she tells the truth, she would have complete sympathy that "it just went out of control, she didn't mean it!"

The woman I do talk to all think I'm trying to fuck them; women can't handle being friends with a man. Constant narcissistic rape fantasy bullshit. On the rare chance they aren't out to turn you into a "rapist" they'll simply insult you for not being a Chad.
>my life is so easy why can't yours be?
>what do you mean you don't have a car, smartphone, off-campus apartment?
>my parents aren't helping me at all, they only pay for everything!
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>>26651307
what if you hate yourself because you're a loner with no friends or gf? Not necessarily because of appearance or skillset
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>>26651484
>>26651543
DO eeet. You guys should hook up. At least somebody here will be seeing some action.
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>>26651597
get friends, then dont hate yourself then get gf, its a process lad, you cant skip any part
>get friends
>build confidence/dont hate life
>get gf/kill Bolsheviks
all part of master plan
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>>26651543
You probably live on the other side of the world though
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male anons does your dick float in water
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>>26651677
Yes
Cas is this you?
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>>26651677
Flacid; yes
Hard; no
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>>26649553
> confidance
Fucking dropped

>>26649557
Adrenal glands
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Question... if you were a 16 years old girl, how would you feel if the weeb friend you've been occasionally exchanging emails with for a year (who lives thousands miles away from you and you'll probably never meet irl), told you that he's 10 years older than you? nothing else but just the age, would it make you feel different about him? he didn't lie because there was never a chance to talk about age in the first place, but you know that he knows your age because you mentioned about school different times in your messages. Your current relationship is just pen friends, he gave you emotiona lsupport once when you were in a tough situation and talked about anime/manga most of the time since you're both genuine weebs. What would you think/tell him? if anything at all.
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>>26649538
> Women know what they want
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>>26651219
>art girls

fuck. i'm like the exact opposite. i am horrible at art/literature but good at stuff like programming, math, science.

also what college? :3
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>>26651629
Tbh I wasn't expecting a serious reply, I don't even know why I posted that because I'm too shy to act on it even if the opportunity presented itself
>>26651666
Not even memeposting but L O N D O N?
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Why do girls like a big butt on guys?
It confounds me.
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>>26651677
This >>26651701
origiinall
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>>26651666
I don't mean to butt in, but I told myself that once too. It's an excuse, because meeting someone is hard. Maybe you can Skype with her and at least find out if you live close enough to make something happen. You'll regret a lot more if you don't try.
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>>26651749
ASU, couldn't afford art school
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How do I stop hating women when they keep giving me good reasons to do so?
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>>26651742
He's definitely waiting till you're 18 to make any moves.
Him being 30 by the time you're 20; even if you truly think "he's the one" you simply need more real world experience with people.
You don't have to become a whore yourself, but watch the mistakes friends make. Then you can make an educated guess whether you want to be with him or not.

But by that time so much time would have passed, and if he hadn't moved on then you're more likely the only chance he has gotten to get close to a woman, through the internet.

I would stay away, despite being someone that might end up like him. 16 is simply too young/ not worth the effort unless you + him were extremely unique individuals.
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>>26651458
>If you really are a 6-7 go for a 5 who probably thinks of herself as 3-4
My issue is I think everybody is out of my league, men and women, because of my social status. The ugliest girls usually have a clique of sorts and its enough to deter me an make me feel unworthy.
The only people I feel appreciate my presence are ugly and complete loners with no friends, but whenever i find these types of people they make friends in a month and suddenly their above my league
I am not even that bad looking, I am 6'0 I have an alright face, but my insecurity regarding my social status make me incapable of connecting with anybody. There is no league below me to settle for
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>>26651591
im very curious to know how you went about that shit
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Femanons:Do you sympathize with any specific critiques on females often mentioned on this board? In the general sense. Most anons portray it like it's every woman on earth.
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>>26651634
>get friends
I cant make friends because I hate myself, read >>26651897
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>>26651897
Holy shit, me too man. I'm social tier -1 pretty much everywhere. Did you hear we get magic powers when we're 30?
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>>26651312
iktfb. we'll be lucky to get a stretched out roastie way past her prime looking for a nice beta to settle down with. but look on the bright side, there's only a 50% chance she's going to cuck us and let some chad inseminate her while we're at work
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>>26651866
>need more experience
>you need to be a huge slut before you can settle down
Why are women so terrible? It's something in the water right?
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>>26651752
Nope on the other side of the sea
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>>26651930
probably attention. i think lots of people look for attention though. i mean generally speaking.
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>>26651966
Hey I'm close
come to me qt
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Roasties: do you get horny thinking about rape culture?
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>>26651528
You sound too uptight.

I'd recommend drugs but you are probably adverse to that and you'd cause a bad reaction from yourself.

The bad guy is an age old meme played out by beta 'nice-guys' who aren't actually that nice since they talk shit about people and aren't at least interesting because they are doing something 'bad'.

I can imagine when told you look good and are interesting it's because you cried to people you knew ane they wanted to encourage you and bring your confidence up.

If you are going to commit to being a good guy then start excercising, doing yoga and meditation, eating healthy, treating all people with a base level of respect etc

You seem like a no fun bad guy. The kind that doesn't do drugs, likes the status quo and is fairly average and mild mannered but not enough to be outstanding for being upstanding.
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>>26649538
>femanon
come on
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>>26651947
>>26651897
part of the problem for me is that there's no acutal group of people whose existence i'm aware of that i actually want to be 'in a social circle' with.

i really just have people i get drugs from and sometimes do drugs with. the rest of my time is spent in solitude, or working
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>>26651966
Sucks senpai, have a nice day I guess
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>>26651980
no. everyone's different though. i'm sure lots of people have a rape fetish, just not my particular taste.
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>>26651966
If you're in Europe I want to be your bf. Post throwaway email/skype
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Why are there no European fembots?

Are american girls more autist and inclined to end up on r9k?
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>>26651591
you seem pretty nuts but maybe you go to a fucked up american college or something. I'd recommend trying to surround yourself irl with people who share a hobby with you and likely aren't malicious.


also post a pic because now I assume you look disabled. There are always a few guys that just have the worst luck and will look like rapists.

Tell me more about the school shooter incident and try to explain both your side and the accusing side.
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>>26652015
It's all attractive british men, fan lazy autistic american men, and fat and/or greasy american women.
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>>26651866
>trying to cuck a fellow robot out of prime teen pussy
you're the worst kind of people
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>>26651866
kek sorry I phrased the question wrongly... I'm the guy, I'm just worried that if she randomly finds out my age she might think I was trying to exploit the situation like you say, so I was considering being honest and tell her, I don't really have any intention to get intimate with her tbqh but you can think whatever you want. I doubt she even has any romantic feelings for me in the first place anyway and she's from a conservative muslim family, you can guess her situation.
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>>26651989
I already work out, eat healthy, and have good job prospects. Literally no chance I will do drugs or date anyone who does. I'm cynical but I'm a nice person in the sence that I help the people I care about when they need it.
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>>26652053
>tfw british male
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>>26651853
filter all misogyny threads on 4chan. stop looking at porn. go meet real women instead of whatever childish airheads you surround yourself with
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>>26652069
Why would you mention your age if you're not interested in her? Why can't you just stay friends if that's what you're after?

If anything, I'd worry about not living up to any stereotypes, so if she ever goes through a phase where she might find you to be "the one", she doesn't get a picture of you looking like a fat balding autistic man.
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>>26652048
>post a picture
>explain yourself
I get so tired of normalfag shit. If I post anything it will just be "it's not that bad" or "that's impossible" and you'll rationalize treating me like shit just like every other person in my fucking life.

>get bullied your whole life, authorities punish you if you push back
>LITERALLY people start lying to get you in trouble
>they're more popular, if you tell the truth they punish you for lying
>get used to lying and just accepting it because otherwise they punish you worse
>complain to counselors, teachers, parents
>they don't give a fuck
It's a ginger thing right? No matter how I act, no matter how I dress, no matter whom I'm with, I get treated like shit and disrespected. Literally the only thing I haven't changed over twenty fucking years of trying to get people to treat me like a fucking person is my hair.
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>>26652015
Girls here (Sweden) tend to be very social and the upper tiers don't tend to be as exclusive. Depends on how big the city is obviously. And I think the social recluses go to country specific forums. (flashback.se for instance)
I know my sister goes to some forum related to a comic. It's DND inspired I think.

I think it's an aggregate of those factors that make them rarer here.
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>>26651897
social status is a meme more than anything. It's more important to see that you are somehow improving it than for you to have a top tier status right away.

Stagnant, borinf lifestyle without change and excitement might attract another boring homebody but that's a pretty big red flag for me.


a huge part is girls want to attach themselves and see where you go, taking them with you.
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>>26651995
Have a nice day and stay in de EU
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>>26652108
>tfw all girls in my EE degree are basically classroom prostitutes.
They don't even hide it. There's so much thirst in these places.
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>>26649538
How can I gain self confidence when every single woman I've been attracted to over the past 5 years has rejected me?
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>>26652222

Ask yourself why they may have rjected you and then work on these things
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>>26652190
>girls in EE
Mine has like 3 Americans, 5 foreigners, out of like 120 students. I hate it.
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>>26652071
well you misspelled sense

so either do drugs and you can make the occasional mistake, you'd be far from perfect and have beautiful character flaws.

Or don't do drugs and try hard to be smart, successful and striving for flawlessness/perfection.

Except most women are self conscious to the point of seeing themselves as deeply flawed so drug abuse is romanticised as being for the troubled mind. A drug free person is seen as having their shit together and being strong, consistent and capable so don't go leaving typos.
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>>26651528
>If I confront them they just say that he's fun
Girls see guys like cars. Think of money as effort. They can get a new "car" that functions well and is top of the line, but it costs a lot of "money". Because of this, they go for broken down "cars" that they see have "potential" of being as good as the newer "car" for much less "money" and they think they're star mechanics so they jump in and try fixing it up, usually leading to them putting a lot of time and "money" into an investment that wasn't worth it to begin with. In the end they saved a little "money" and the car will function most of the time but break down over and over again causing her to spend more and more until the new "car's" price is passed and the "car" she has now either just stops working, gets her into an accident, or she just scraps it.
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>>26652261
If I had that level of self-awareness, I wouldn't be on 4chan. I've been told I shouldn't ask the women who reject me why they rejected me. Is this true? If so, how else can I find out what needs improvement?
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>>26652151
oh shit lol ginger now you've said enough.

Gingers are dieing out since no one breeds with their recessive/submissive/betacuck genes :^)


after speaking with you I sincerely hope you find a serious lifestlye and attitude change but you are so beyond misogynistic or cynic and just misanthropic.

sad
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>>26652293
Why the fuck are you telling me to do drugs?
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>>26651458
>a nice girl who's company you enjoy and who enjoys your company
KEK
>a nice girl enjoying my company

i'm too boring for anyone to enjoy my company. and it's not a matter of 'be more interesting' i'm not going to get a bunch of bullshit hobbies i don't even enjoy just to have something in common with a girl.
for example, i don't really enjoy or listen to music so i'm not going to learn to play guitar to woo a musician girl

i guess my only option is to make a lot of $ and be a beta cuck provider desu. all i'm good at is working
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>>26652190
college is for sex romps you should be slutting it up as well

what's the problem
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>>26652337
>Gingers are dieing out since no one breeds with their recessive/submissive/betacuck genes :^)

What about ginger girls genius
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>>26652345
Clearly that's what these girls enjoy. Right?
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>>26652121
Because I feel like she made assumptions about me, for example in the beginning when I had just met her and exchanged like the third message, she said she thought I was a girl... of course I told her I'm not, she didn't really think much of it, for 2 weeks or so she didn't send me any new messages but after that she messaged me first almost every time, we really exchange messages at a very slow pace, sometimes even a week (maybe it was just a coincidence?), at some point I was feeling bad and I stopped sending the first reply but she still kept contact with me, it kinda made me happy tbqh.

I'm not bald, it's not even in my family traits either and I'm not fat since I've lose weight due to depression a while back, though I might be kinda autistic but I don't really want to go this far in our friendship.
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>>26652176
>social status is a meme
nah, when I had a social circle my friends would make fun of me for having no gf, and some nobody literally told me 'everybody thinks you're a loser, you only have three friends' in middle school. Your social status really
influences how people see you.
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>>26651591
>The woman I do talk to all think I'm trying to fuck them
FUCKING THIS

i mean i do want to fuck them, obviously, but shit i'm not gonna rape them or anything
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Femanons
Let's say that you're my coworker and we don't talk often. How do I ask for your phone number so that we can get to know each other better so that we can be friends? Or just, how do I approach you to be friends. Assume you have pretty bad social anxiety btw. Also I'm not trying to ask her out so like bonus points if it doesn't sound like I'm asking her out
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>>26652362
Prostitution (sex for goods) in the classroom is the problem. I'm fine with prostitution in general but I don't think it belongs in a classroom. It's a much more private act than that.
And worse yet is that I want a girlfriend who's not a prostitute. What can I do if I become one of these girls bf? Ask her to quit her current profession because it makes me insecure?
>college is for sex romps
Yeah looking at their grade struggles it seems that's the perception. I didn't think that was the case.
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>>26652401
>Also I'm not trying to ask her out so like bonus points if it doesn't sound like I'm asking her out

Why else would you want her number though
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>>26652345
Well I think nearly everyone should do drugs.

Do you really never enjoy caffeine or alcohol even? What about running around or jumping out of a plane for endogenous chemicals?

Drugs are chemicals. The feelings we think we feel are all chemicals. Put two and two together there..


Maybe you shouldn't do drugs and at the end of the day it's your call. It does limit your selection of women by maybe half
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>>26652176
i really don't understand this 'social status' thing at all.

who the fuck am i supposed to be popular with? only a very small % of people can be actual celebrities

>girls want to attach themselves and see where you go, taking them with you.
climbing the social ladder? i mean i plan on working, changing jobs, making money. i'd like to use that money to buy my gf stuff like vacations or whatever she wants.

am i supposed to be some normieshit that goes to the club/bar every weekend to rack up numbers so i'm more likely to see someone i know randomly at the grocery store?
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>>26652431
Cuz I want to be her friend
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men, why do you feel the need to catcall and harass us? please stop.
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>>26652476
>men, why do you feel the need to catcall and harass us? please stop.

this is bait, but the only worse thing for women being catcalled and harassed would be if men would ignore them
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>>26652446
Half of all women do not do drugs unless you're counting coffee and an occasional drink.
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>>26652517
you can compliment a girl without being disrespectful.
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>>26651406
I love these edits.
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>>26652446
the only drugs i enjoy are dissociative nmda antagonists

i've tried htem all

>What about running around or jumping out of a plane for endogenous chemicals?
i lift and i went skydiving, neither of them are enjoyable to me

>Do you really never enjoy caffeine or alcohol even?
caffeine is OK, alcohol is garbage. weed is pretty shit tier as well, i hate coke and mdma, don't even like amphetamine too much.

unless he likes normie drugs it's only going to alienate him more. i actually told a girl i was on MXE once and it freaked her out. i thought she was cool with stuff like that because she smokes weed erryday and said she did adderall and molly before...

so yeah, drugs can help, if you happen to be a normieshit that enjoys normie drugs that girls do
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>>26652476
I've never done that. I've never heard of any of my friends doing that and I've never experienced it outside of a setting where it's a joke. i.e. Chads in class pointing out there's a potentially sexual position between two people in PE (one who happens to be a guy).

But it's what happens when men have to be the initiators. If we change that it'd probably stop.
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>>26651742 (cont.)
any biological female can give me any opinions? should I have just asked to /adv/ in the first place?
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>>26652452

Sounds like you barely know her. Why do you want to be friends with her? Normally you want to be friends with people you have something in common with.
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>>26652535
How. Girls get offended when I do. I don't catcall but they really hate it.

Guys are dismissive but they don't critique you for giving a compliment.

I've obviously stopped.
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>>26652550
We both like animals, we're both anxious, she seems really nice, we're both kind of quiet. She reminds me of myself and also of some people that I know. I mean, I don't know her and I dunno if we'd be good friends but I think she's worth a shot and I think neither of us really have friends.
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>>26652550
>Why do you want to be friends with her?
if she's a sweet girl, what's there to lose? they don't come around often for us

>Normally you want to be friends with people you have something in common with.
so basically i have to pretend to be a normie and lie to everyone to get a gf?
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>>26652544
>happens to be a guy
Happens to be a girl. These guys used to openly hump eachother on the regular. It's pretty odd..
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>>26652586
>so basically i have to pretend to be a normie and lie to everyone to get a gf?

No you talk to people and see if you have something in common so you can further pursue a friendship/relationship

inb4 no one has something in common with you, you aren't a special snowflake
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>>26652535
Catcalling is what happens when you take a passive role in society. If women weren't constantly put on pedestals then it wouldn't happen
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Ladies, what are the signs you might give to a man you like or find attractive?

On a side note I hate that as a man I'm expecting to do all the work, be extroverted and cocky when it's the complete opposite of my personality.
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>>26652356
get a grill like me who enjoys shitposting on this bavarian basting and breadmaking image board?

Make a hobby out of staring bored at the wall because I know women who are into that.

>>26652365
It's established that since their genes are already a small minority amongst almost exclusively white people that there arent enough gingers around to sustain themselves. If every ginger girl gets knocked up by a non ginger male it's likely that a quarter of them will have ginger kids. do the math over the next few generations and suddenly kids with red hair, freckles and fair skin are more rare than twins.

>>26652384
Everyone bullies everyone in middle school, dont dwell on it or you'll come off as crazy, holding a grudge and years of emotional baggage. The more you appear to care about what people think the worse your chances are for them forming a favourable opinion of you.

besides even if you are so resigned to being a loser because you've been told that so regularly there are plenty of loser girls for you to go wallow with, maybe that would make you happy to share misery with some company?

1 friend is the minimum, you must have one close friend to get a lasting partner.
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>>26652635
>On a side note I hate that as a man I'm expecting to do all the work, be extroverted and cocky when it's the complete opposite of my personality.

That's too bad, mang
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>>26652451
you'll meet your wife in the grocer after you've gotten over fucking a new girl in the club every second weekend.
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is expecting my boyfriend not to watch porn (we live together and have regular sex) really such a ridiculous and impossible an expectation as people make it out to be?
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>>26652622
>inb4 no one has something in common with you
my interests are almost exclusively male. also very, very few people have much in common with me.

i mean besides the basic:
>enjoy eating
>enjoy sleeping
>enjoy movies/tv/reading the news
>enjoy orgasms

i can't think of any common interests i could have with a girl
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>>26652708
>being fornicators
kek you deserve it
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>>26652530
yea all drugs not just illicit ones.

and if you are hostile towards drugs thats a turn off. live and let live, dont smoke pot but still be an advocate for sensible regulation.
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>>26652708
Porn is violent and corruptive. No one should watch porn ever. It's actually really bad for you. So no it's not expecting too much.
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>>26652728
Even tranny porn? It's my favourite
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>>26652708
Not really. I mean unless he's fapping to hentai, I can't see why he wouldn't just sex you up to relieve himself. He has a problem.
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>>26652653
>get a grill like me who enjoys shitposting on this bavarian basting and breadmaking image board?
pls be my gf

>Make a hobby out of staring bored at the wall because I know women who are into that.
ok. i'll probably just kill myself then, i won't even be able to fetch myself a princess that will use me as her slave, a life infinitely preferrable to this one. i don't even know what to do with all my money besides stock up on food. i have about 4 months worth of food...

;_;
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>>26652713
>i can't think of any common interests i could have with a girl

Girls don't have interests in the same way men do
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>>26652541
I've only met one guy irl who had mxe and he was a big redpill mra fedora type =(

molly, dextro and weed are all normie college drugs though and I wouldn't expect them to get you interested in intense psychs and dissociatives.
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>>26652708
No but it' a bit selfish to assume he's supposed to hold out for you. If he's really horny and you're not available for instance.

If he just replaces you then yeah.

But what'd annoy me is the controlling factor of it all. Not really that you're asking me to stop porn, I could do that. It's more that you're requiring me to or can't accept that I do. At least that's what's being conveyed unless you're saying that you'd prefer if I didn't. In a non-passive-aggressive way obviously.

>>26652728
>violent
Did you watch that TED talk? Did you not see how BS it is?
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>>26652685
>you'll meet your wife in the grocer
do girls actually get picked up at the grocery store? seems a little odd tbqh.

then again i do all of my grocery shopping at super walmart which is 90% obese people, negoes, and old people
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