>Have to make 40 "job seeking activities" by Monday
>haven't even started
How fucked am I lads?
>>26648561
>sign up for centrelink
>they've fucked up twice now with my documents making me come in
>they sent me to some agency to help me find work
>they didn't help at all, they just had me sign a paper that said I had to look for work
>didn't go through with setting up centrelink
>claim possibly cancelled
>still have to submit evidence of job searches
Make 40 separate attempts to establish a small business run from your home.
That will shut em up
>>26648561
>create shitty generic resume and cover letter.
>visit job message board that allows you to email resume (like craigslist)
>Spend an hour sending resume to 40 employers
>>26648561
Send your CV 40 times to someone looking for employees
>>26648881
All the minwageshit jobs here make you do individual applications
>be me
>be german
>sign up for unemployment at the JobCenter
>800EUR every month, plus paid health insurance plus rent insurance
>did this in october
>got one letter in october from some company hiring workers
>didnt include a cover letter
>they responded 4 months later saying no thanks
>fast forward to february
>haven't received another letter since then
>don't have to manually seek work
>still collecting 800EUR a month while i do jack shit
>NEETfreak getting his bennies stopped
Sweet justice. It's nice to have a job.
>>26649483
>800eur a month
You're seriously happy living like a poorfag?
>>26650173
When you come from a bombed out city in the desert with ninjas roaming around beheading people, 800 euros for doing nothing is great step up.
>>26650299
baitbaitbaitbait
>>26650299
Great to see you're happy with nothing. I couldn't imagine living like that. I get paid more than 10 times you do, but then again I'm working.
>>26648608
>be 21 fuck up
>on centrelink benefits for a few months
>submitting applications everywhere, despite not being qualified for 90% of them
>getting extremely worn down by their rigmorale
>eventually get a whole bunch of interviews lined up.
>centrelink request I must attend a 48hr trial at Clark Rubber (some retail shit blow up pool store or something, fucked if I know)
> get a call back for trade counter job and they'll fully train me and up (55k a year with benefits) if all things were successful
>the trial and the interview coincide
>blow off the rubber store, focus my shit on the second interview. Make sure my centrelink revolving desk person knows how important it is that I attend this interview and be on point, ask to kindly reschedule work trail for the following week.
>do good on the follow up interview with the boss of the place, but didn't get the job :(
>get a e-mail for centrelink two days later that my payments were to be halted and my account had been flagged for investigation due to failure to cooperate with job search activities.
>never went back or followed up.
>I'm now 30 and still jobless.
