>you were put on this planet for one purpose
>you have never experienced it
>you never will
>you will never cum bareback, deep inside prime teen pussy
>tfw
I have done that though anon
I've cummed bareback in prime preteen pussy, does that count?
>>26647298
>implyinng you have a purpose
Just do whatever you like, fampai.
If you want pussy you can attain it
>>26647298
done it came in prime teen pussyand ass, bretty good desu famalam
>>26647298
i could but i'm too lazy to research chloroform and is jail really worth it
i'd be literally ruining my life over a fucking cunt
>>26647319
>>26647325
>>26647340reee normies etc.
Switch out teen for early 20s and I do this shit like every other day.
>>26647331
is it, dare i say it, a matter of just beeeeeeeing myself?
>>26647298
>tfw penis gets used for its single function every other day
>>26647369
Nope.
Just if you REALLY want something you wouldn't give up, you would actually get it instead of being a fag about it on the internet
>>26647375
Urination every second day?
>>26647298
>tfw came inside numerous young teens when I was in high school
The best fuck I've ever had was with a 21 year old though. She liked being chocked and called me Daddy. Shit was pretty cash.
>>26647298
yup
thanks for the bad genes, mom and dad
>>26647415
urethra =/= penis
>>26647298
sauce b0ss? daz sum prime p00zi
>>26647385
there is no hope of getting PTP once youre past a certain age, no matter how much you really really want it. literally why live
>>26647466
You won't get PTP with attitude, mang
>>26647434
serious autism
>>26647466
Buy a fucking hooker, goddamn. I've had six and they were all pretty great.
It isn't about being yourself, it's about having money.
>>26647500
>women don't piss
>>26647298
I came bareback into 19 year old pussy so I guess I just barely made it.
>put on earth
>purpose
>>26647530
they don't shit either, women have no assholes
that's why shit comes out of their mouth as soon as they open it
>>26647593
yeah but how often do you get laid?
>>26647578
Biologically speaking all living orgasms have one purpose. To reproduce. It's our hardwired prime directive.
Every living thing does it and if you don't you are kinda missing out.
>>26647532
>19
>prime
Sorry, you only two out of the three parts of PTP in that deal.
>>26647593
kek
fuck you robot sama
>>26647647
Humans are completely different from the other living organisms
We have qualia
We don't have to act on instinct anymore
I will never come inside a 15 year old's pussy and hear her say "I love you" at the end.
JUST
>you will never ever eat and fuck this succulent pussy and ass
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1398370871
>>26647298
>>26647802
same pedophile
pedophiles are spamming /r9k/ for some reason, could be FBI or tumblr trying to make us look bad, either way it is cancer
>>26647808
wow porn wasn't supposed to make me depressed
but this one
damn
>>26647466
>not knowing what rape is
>b-but that's illegal!
What's legality matter if you really do want it?
>>26647512
>implying there are hookers like this cum drum
>>26647808
did it just this summer to a 16 year old grill (legal here)
shit was cash
>>26647982
consent age where I live is fucking 14 but you'll probably get lynched if somebody found out
>>26647802
It's pretty nice, but the 'I love yous' get in the way when I'm trying to get it, know what I'm sayin? Gotta say it back and it's just a hassle, really; not worth the effort of getting to that point imo, but she's really funny as well so I keep her around.
>>26647922
>What's legality matter if you really do want it?
because of my morals, i'd never rape anyone m8inb4 >having morals in the year of our lord 2016
>>26648164
If that's stopping you then you don't really want it
Fucking normies get the fuck out here fucking brainless assholes. Fuck you all.
>you were put on this planet for a purpose
>>26648207
Shut the fuck up, nigger. We'll never leave, and you better hope this board dies quickly, instead of becoming a rotted parody of what it once was.
Want advice? Get out of your comfort zone. In fact, I want you fucks to watch either The Secret Life of Walter Mitty or Limitless, and take that feeling that it gives you to the fucking bank, because it's called motivation.
>>26647823
>trying to make us look bad
The two dozen "dae hate women" threads and the Elliot Rodger support threads are already doing a pretty good job of it
You are deemed UNFIT for procreation.
No woman has seen you as anywhere near a good enough man to have children.
There is literally a new system where 1 guy gets access to up to 6 women in a harem like system.
You might be able to keep one of these women when they are old and full of chads babies.
>>26647359
Op is wishing he could eat a delicious filet mignon and youre bragging about your mcdonalds burger that someone dropped on the floor and has had 8 dicks in it
Congrats
>>26648510
Well I am a cuck, can they be big black dicks that fucked her?
>>26647350
desu if I ever felt like suicide I'd probably just go on a rape fest until I got caught, then kill myself with a cyanide pill taped to my taint.
>>26648891
Sounds like a plan.
Just make sure you pick out good victims.
>>26647298
OP, you were programmed by the ZOG to only have a feeling of "accomplishment" and "self-worth" by having a sex life. You were told by media and your brainwashed institutional learning facility peers that you aren't a man unless you have regular sex. You also exacerbated it by coming to an echo chamber like /r9k/ filled with similar duped idiots parroting the same thing over and over again driving each other into literal suicide. Luckily for you, its all in your head.
>>26647298
>you were put into life for one purpose
>purpose
>>26648625
Why do you like to imagine what she looks like when recieving real pleasure while you fuck her?
Cucking is incredibly pathetic anon. Dont brag about that
>>26647298
Actually it feels good until you're done, and then you've gotta blow 40$ on emergency contraceptive and it makes you sad
>purpose
joj
Muhahahahahahahhahaha
>>26647648
Wait, the first P is prime, not pre?!?
Surely I'm not the only one to make this mistake.
>>26647298
>purpose
This meme needs to stop
>being a pedophile
>being straight
>being an idealist
Why?
>>26648510
this tbqh fampaitachi
If you missed out on pussy before turning 18 made it illegal dont worry, just find a virgin
>>26650756
That's just the way it is blox
>>26650878
Sounds so easy
>you never will
One way or another it will happen
>>26648182
By that logic people must not really want to be rich if they don't go break into people's houses and kick the shit out of them and take all their shit.
>>26652340
Maybe
Some people aren't very motivated
