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why did god make me a manlet?
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why did god make me a manlet?
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You probably made fun of them too much in your past life

Karma's a bitch m8
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its a genetic lottery out there
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Someone must have not paid enough attention to the sliders and stats when you were in character creation. Maybe they did it for a laugh. Now it's too late.

BTW, the load-game on this shitty MMO is busted. Can't go back. And I haven't found much in the way of cheatcodes either.
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>>26646193
because he doesnt exist
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report bak: segs pardner help helper didnt cum
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>>26647528

>what is money
>what is chloroform
>what is sex dolls
>what is your hand
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>>26647528
There was no character selection screen for me. It was all randomized. The system rolled 0 or 1/10 in all stats. Chad next door got 10 or 11/10 everywhere. The system isn't balanced.

This game sucks, I want out.
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>>26646193
>Tfw 180 cm tall girl
God loves me. Feels good.
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>>26646193
Cause they're cute C U T E
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>>26648168
>tall
>girl
>good

lmao
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>>26648330
I live in the Netherlands and it's considered a good height
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>>26648582
more like Lamerlands
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>>26648168
Despite your height, you're still submissive and have fantasies about a guy dominating you in bed regardless of his height, right?
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There is long body of buddha and short body of buddha.
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>>26648168
>180

Fucking womanlet don't reproduce.
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>>26648918
Nah I don't think I would like being dominated in bed

>>26649086
Mad you are smaller than me?
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Because he needed there to be a man small enough to fit into the vagina of the hardest to please women, so you can just sort of flail about up there and give them a good ticklin' like they're never going to experience again
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>>26649128
Not that anon but I'm mad. I stand at 162 cm and resent you greatly.
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>>26649128
You're a guy born in a girl's body then. Girls are genetically designed to be dominated by males.
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>>26648582
>dvw 170cm
>dvw geen reuzen vd
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>>26646193
Gods create a character screen only allots a set amount of height among all men.
You were made a manlet so some chad could be 6'3" and drown in ptp.
Thank you for your sacrifice anon
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>>26649170
I'm sorry for my superior genetics Anon

>>26649183
No I don't feel like a guy

>>26649271
Nah 170 is in veel landen gewoon normaal. In sommige zelfs lang. In Nederland is het wel jammer
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>>26649653
And sadly, in order to min- max properly, God usually gimps a lot of the stats of the short guys - which is why, e.g. I.Q. is correlated with height. (At least within a single race. Asians prevent it from being a general pattern.)
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>>26649697
>I'm sorry for my superior genetics Anon
don't rub it in you whore
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food help helper didtnd cum that cudlnt gro
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manletism is not your problem. your personality is.
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I used to complain a lot about being a manlet and act like no one would ever date me, but I was just retarded and I never even really tried. I asked a qt grill out on a date for the first time the other day and and it went gr8. Maybe my experience is skewed because I have an 8/10 face, but I'm still a socially awkward manlet loner weeb who managed to get a date because I went out of my comfort zone for once in my life.

I still have self-esteem issues that stem from my height, though :( it's a shame, because I actually prefer taller girls.
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>>26649697
I'm 167cm and my Dutch gf is 178cm. She loves to be dominated by me in bed. Then again she's not a genetic freak like you. She is a girl and looks like a girl. You must look like an East German shotputter from 1980.
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>>26650155
I do look like a girl. Maybe your girlfriend is just weak.
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>>26650257
She's a girl. She knows that she was born to be dominated by a man.
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>>26649697
I would love to be your manlet cuck slave, to be humiliated because of my eight while you fuck superior males and I pay everything for you.
A shame I don't live in the netherworld
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>>26646193
So you could become a qt3.14 obviously baka anon!
and drive small japanese sports cars
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>>26650305
A weak girl nonetheless
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>>26650535
Weak how? She's quite independent and strong. It's just like any girl, she turns that off for bed and becomes a submissive sex toy.

Could it be that you're a virgin?
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>>26650582
You seem dominant. How do you be dominant with women? I can't do it for the life of me and being a manlet makes me even more self conscious of it.
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Why did god made me a dumb Jew? Like, how am I supposed to get a rhino if I'm poor and dumb?

How?
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>>26648582
Tulipfags are fucking freaks. Why are you all so tall and ugly ?
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>>26650745
Too much muslim cock. She's probably a muslim herself.
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>>26650665
It comes naturally. I don't know. I'm not super dominant in real life, I'm just me. Same with my gf. How people are in real life and how they are in bedroom are two completely different things, often disconnected.

You just have to be confident. And to be that, you have to be awesome, and know why you are awesome. If you're not awesome, then work on becoming awesome.
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>>26650582
Yes I am

>>26650745
Being tall is a good thing and I think the people here look nice

>>26650769
I wouldn't date a muslim to be honest and I'm 100% Dutch
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>>26650849
That would explain it then. Once you will be with a guy and about to have sex, you will feel the natural urge to let him take charge. You will want to turn off your thinking, and be used like a toy.
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>>26650798
What if I'm naturally submissive but want to be dominant?
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>>26650382
Small japanese sport cars are pretty cute to be quite honest kazoku
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>>26650849
Post a photo of your eyes and hair if your really dutch.

If not I'm not buying your story Mohammed.
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>>26650911
Then you probably should start hormone therapy and become a girl.
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>>26650849
What kind of guy would you like to lose your virginity to, 180cm Dutch girl? Wouldn't it be more exciting if it was with a guy 15cm shorter?
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>work in telecoms office
>new guy starts
>he is about 5'5 or 5'6
>really nice guy and easy to get on with
>people rip him apart for being short constantly
>call him hobbit, midget, tiny tim, boy, little man, bilbo etc all the time
>heard someone call him subhuman behind his back (not even kidding kek)
>even people who are like 5'7 - 5'8 make fun of him despite being manlets themselves
>one of the girl in accounts who is 5'3 at best claimed she was taller than him despite clearly being shorter, and everyone went along with it

How do manlets cope? It would really stress me out if people bullied me so relentlessly.
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>>26651122
5'6, don't even give a fuck.
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>>26650974
How would that help me become dominant?
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>>26651122
That sounds like hell.
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>>26651122
Telecoms offices are filled with some of the worst people on the planet.
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>>26651122
>How do manlets cope? It would really stress me out if people bullied me so relentlessly.
You try not to show your feelings and then cry the moment you are alone for being a genetic failure. Bonus points if you don't have masculine features to make up for your height. At that point you're nothing but a child to them, if that. You will never get taken seriously.
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>>26651215
5'6" here as well. People actually assume that I'm taller than I am because I don't carry myself like a manlet.
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>>26651122
>tfw that guy is taller than you
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>>26651298
It wouldn't. But it would help you accept your fate that you were born submissive.
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>>26651395
>>26651215
What if you were 5'3"? It's hard to hide my own shame in it and the shame that most women I work with are taller than me.
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>>26651106
I want to stay virgin till marriage
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Usually women the same size as you will always think they're taller. Fucking cunts
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>>26651428
You're from the southern parts then? Religious Catholic? What do you do when you get horny, do you masturbate a lot?
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>>26651424
Still wouldn't give a shit. Don't have any reason to care what others think.
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>>26651424
you better be really fucking funny to compensate, otherwise become a NEET/kill yourself
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>>26651215
>>26651395
5'6" here too. And I don't give a fuck either. It's all about being confident. Being awesome and knowing you are awesome. Then people don't even notice you're short.

You guys have had taller girlfriends too, right? Surprisingly easy.
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>>26651420
I want to be more manly though, not less. How is someone even born submissive? I thought it was from years of bullying. I figured if I acquired it, then I could get rid of it.

>>26651450
Even if they giggle and tease you behind your back? I tried putting up a brave face but it's getting to me.

>>26651460
I am not in the least. Too shy to consciously make myself a joke, as opposed to incidentally making myself a joke by existing.
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>>26651476
Never had any girlfriend, never went out of my way to try and get one. Too depressed about other shit in my life to care.
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>>26651448
I'm not from the Southern Netherlands and I'm not religious
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>>26651526
If you're not religious, why do you want to remain a virgin until marriage?
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>>26651476
>>26651424
>>26651395

>awwwww look at the little babbies ITT
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>>26651502
Get /fit/
Get /fa/
Get a good job and career

There, you are now more manly.
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>>26651581
You're a swell guy anon
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>>26651581
Did you say something, virgin lanklet?
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>>26651620
>/fit/
physically unable to get fit
>/fa/
I tried that and ended up looking like a faggot.
>Get a good job and career
Don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon. I'm doomed ;_;

>>26651581
bullying is wrong
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>179cm handsome "manlet"
>last 2 girls that approached and flirted with me were both around 179-180

explain
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>>26651795
because you're not literally girl height
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>>26651795
>handsome
>above average height

Gee I wonder why girls like you
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>>26651562
Not really sure it's just traditional
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>>26647585
>what is love?

original comment
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>>26651917
Strange. My Dutch gf is a practicing catholic and she has no problem having sex before marriage.
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>>26652566
Yeah she sure doesn't

;)
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>>26652566
Dutch catholics are the biggest joke there is though
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>>26651122
Where the fuck do you live? I work in telecom too and never saw anything like that happening and one of my co-workers it's a balding fat manlet.
Do you work with 18 years olds who think they're still in high school?
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>>26651581
Little baby wants a rubby mommy, you better start working on my tummy!
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>>26652641
So Dutch catholic girls will have sex but nonreligious Dutch girls are prudes?
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>>26652775
Both groups are about the same
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>>26652928
I guess I just lucked out then. I wouldn't keep dating her if she wanted to remain a virgin until marriage. Good thing she's horny and loves sex.
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>>26651428
Why would you do that? Most men will reject you right off the bat. Few men will tolerate dating you for years with no sex. Or they will go to hookers in the meanwhile.
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>>26653063
Then it's their loss
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>>26653086
It's also your loss. You'd lose many awesome guys just because they won't want to wait for years to have sex with you. The ones who would be willing to do that are more likely to be asexual or religious. Either way, it would spell a pretty lousy sex life for you even after marriage.
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sweetie, everyone makes mistakes
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>>26649896
Lmao that's bullshit and you know it
Chads could do the exact same thing a manlet is considered creepy for doing and still be neckdeep in vagina

"Personality" is a red herring.
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>>26649183
>tfw you discover you're actually a girl trapped in a 6'3'' man's body
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>>26653160
Well if they can't wait then they probably don't really care about me anyways
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>>26646193
that's not how god works faggot; god didn't "make" you, your parents made you.
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>>26653263
*tips The God Delusion*
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>>26653223
That's why all these 5'6" guys who are successful in life are still virgins, while the 6'2" autistic neets are swimming in pussy? Right?
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>>26653247
They do, but they will get tired of your shit. Nobody wants to marry someone who will be an asexual prude even after marriage. If you don't want to have sex now, there's no way you would turn into a nympho for your future husband after marriage. You'd only be able to catch some really gullible naive asexual guys.
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>>26651785
*bullies manlet*

Women won't look at you unless you are 6ft+. It's a fact of life.
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>>26653397
>5.6'
>Successful
Oxymoron

>6.2'
>Autist
Oxymoron
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>>26653536
That's not true, I've been hit on twice by girls and I'm like 5ft9 tops

(they're the only 2 girls I've ever taken back to my place though)
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>>26653536
Don't bully. Then what the hell am i supposed to do? What girls like short guys? Like pathetically short. Like woman short.
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>>26653590
Idk man. I'm not far off at 5' 7'' and I'm a med student, wonderful fiancee, have real achievements such as published research in journals, etc.

I think it might just be a meme.
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>>26653875
Not at all. You had to work much harder for these things. And if you weren't a manlet, you would have achieved much more with same amount of work.
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>>26653590
Lots of kissless virgin robots are 6' or taller. Moron.
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>be 5'8
>before 4chan I used to not give a flying shit about height
>tfw going out with my mtg buddies and realizing how tall they are compared to me
Good thing they're just some fucking nerds.
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