fembots, how do you deal with the fact that your body wasn't made for love?
>>26645963
that's a nigger though
>>26645963
Is that so op you manlet?
>>26646091
>tanlines
>nigger
whut
>>26646104
wew it's almost like men lie about their dick size on the internet
>you will never have a gf with that body
Literally hurts
>>26645963
At least I got a pretty face
>>26647348
Let's see it familam
>>26645963
Source?
jojojhk
>she doesn't have a body like this
laughingfinnishmemegirls.jpg
>>26647537
Legitimately revolting compared to OP's
life is a game. you shit cunts will never win the game until you accept the flesh vehicle you were born into.
I tell girls all the time i have an overly sensitive small cock. work with what ya got or PERMA GAME OVER
>>26647575
>mfw a little bit more fat to muscle ratio and i genuinely want to throw up
>>26645963
>tfw youll literally never get a grill like that without having to pay for it
what's the point of living tbqhwyf
>>26645963
I need moar pics
Posting a proper "made for love" body.
>>26647537
Disgusting. there is nothing attractive about a person who has no love for themselves (overweight/underweight/doesn't exercise/eat properly)
>>26647623
go to imagefap and type in "exilevilify"
has a lot of pics of this redditslut
>>26645963
>Tfw robots take your feels and reposts it as hostile bait
I guess I should stop posting. Bullies everywhere.
>>26647432
I don't ever post pictures of myself to the Internet
>>26647665
you should, like the other cool girls
>>26647665
Then you're ugly. Every good looking woman has social media, which she uses to inundate with her face and body.
>>26647665
Do other people post pictures of you?
>>26647665
Well, you got fucking zero problem TALKING about yourself. Jesus.
>>26647633
tfw look like this, maybe ~20 lb lighter
thank you whatever societal trend is making it okay for me to eat garbage and still be considered sexy
>>26647665
Then don't claim to have a pretty face
By whittling, drawing and knitting which are fine mother skills my tiny little hands were made for, and lugging tires around, which is what my huge fat legs are for.
>tfw ugly body
>tfw haven't had a bf in more than one month
Where can I get a gf like this?
I don't care if she's like Maritza Mendez (she has kids from multiple guys, some of her photoshoots are with men who aren't her husband).
I want a woman like this. I would kill everyone I keep dear to me to have a g/f like this for a week
>>26647708
>>26647702
>>26647691
>>26647689
>>26647674
>these people think they deserve gfs
>>26647703
>thank you whatever societal trend is making it okay for me to eat garbage and still be considered sexy
it's not a societal trend. it's called 'men willing to fuck literally anything with the a hole'
see: >>26646104
>>26647703
be my original belly gf
>>26647741
kill yourself subhuman beta
don't encourage obesity and never settle for any ugly fuckslut otherwise you'll be as pathetic as the men in this pic >>26646104
>>26647730
I already have a gf and I don't like her. I wish I had the heart to tell her that and deal with her trying to spite me and get revenge. I'd deserve it, honestly.
My bf says my body was made for love.But he's just trying to make me feel better.
>>26647730
>>these people think they deserve gfs
I don't actually
But if you're going to call yourself pretty be prepared to back it up
>>26647784
this
he thinks of girls like in the OP whenever he sticks it inside you
>>26647769
>s-stop liking what I don't like ;_;
Why do you care about people you won't date?
>>26647674
No
>>26647689
I have social media but the only picture on it is my sister dressed up as Donald Trump
>>26647691
I don't let people take pictures of me
>>26647702
That's something else then being a whore on the Internet
>>26647708
I was answering OP's question
>>26647811
Will you be my bizarrely humble gf?
>>26647633
>>26647703
Thats probably just over the acceptable limit.
I think thick/curvy types become just fat and gross when there is a roll of fat on their side in any position they put themselves in.
Like a little belly is fine and some people havr good genetics to make the fat stick around in their ass and thighs more than the abdomen.
Tbh biggest problem with fat girls isn't their looks it's literally that their size is impractical during sex and intimate physical activity.
>>26647811
>>26647825
no be mine :3
>>26647796
Yesterday we were having sex and I was about to take my dress off but he asked me to keep it on.
I almost killed myself when I got home.Being ugly doesn't help.
I have a vagina and a functioning reproductive system so I'm pretty sure it was.
I want a flat cheslet no ass gf and I force her to watch me jerk off to big tit big ass porn while I berate her and make her feel bad for not being adequate
>>26647845
>functioning reproductive system
how do you know if you've never reproduced?
>>26647841
Maybe it's just a kink? Like...he has a thing with dresses?
>>26647841
aww lol break up with him jesus u don't need that specofic dick so badly
i wouldnt put up with that because I can't imagine the sex being good.
>>26647841
>bf
>has sex
Just fuck off you ugly ass normie cunt
>>26647841
ROO ROO BLOODY NORMANS
>>26647857
why not just set your laptop on her stomach/back during sex
>>26647841
So were you in your jumpsuit or your skin tight dress?
>>26647862
Well, I've went to Doctor check ups and they never say anything is wrong with me.
>>26647739
Thank you men willing to fuck literally anything with a hole I guess. I don't really care if millions of men get off to an instagram picture of my huge ass and tiny waist. I just need one person to love.
>>26647741
I'm sure you will find a girl who will appreciate you very much one day anon.
>>26647830
Yeah, I get that. My cutoff is fitting into size 14 pants and L-XL shirts, so I don't have to shop at fat girl stores.
>>26647825
>>26647834
Sorry I don't know you in real life
>>26647905
>I'm sure you will find a girl who will appreciate you very much one day anon.
p-please
>>26647905
>instagram picture of my huge ass and tiny waist
post it so i can masturbate to it.yes im a thirsty betafaggot
>>26647841
>would rather have Chad fuck her with her clothes on than find someone who loves her naked
It's just a meme, right? Not all women are this shallow right? THERE'S AT LEAST ONE GOOD WOMAN OUT THERE RIGHT
>>26647864
Yeah he said groping me through the dress was hot,I'm just baiting.
I've told him I'd want to honestly know if there was anything I could change because I don't want him secretly resenting me or something like the people posting itt do about their gfs, but he says there's nothing he'd want to change about me blah blah blah... so whatever I guess. Still gonna lose some weight.
>>26647947
>tfw looking at this post
Deja vu. She's gonna do it anon. I have seen the future!
>>26645963
Are you sure? Because I'm lez and I would absolutely worship that woman.
>>26645963
If I lost 10lbs fat, id look like that. I just like snacks and work too much to care about going for a jog outside after. I used to go for a 2 mile run 2x a week but now im just...here.
>>26647947
I meant that I don't have a huge ass and tiny waist, and I don't care because I only need the attention of one person. Reading comprehension anon.
>>26647905
How do women's sizes even work, google-senpai?
like men-US size is easy just inches. Girls is like the same only u subtract 12 and then multiply it by a fraction of your BF% or something
>>26648020
Probably fits some logarithmic curve. So that really big sizes aren't that big in the numbers, small numbers are less granular.
>tfw the girl in OPs pic is willing to fuck average sized cocks
pic related. there's hope yet m8sif i was a girl with her body i wouldnt fuck any cock less than 9 inches because i'd be a megaslut
>>26647904
God, you're so fucking ugly
I thought you'd be a qt little black girl, but after seeing pics of you I was so damn wrong. You look like a female version of Mike Tyson, rofl
Filtered your trip. Kill yourself.
>>26648097
You've never seen what I look like though
>>26648020
I have no idea how they work and its different across stores. In general, 00-4 is thin, 6-8 is about your average, 10-14 is getting chubby, especially towards 14, 16-18 usually the biggest sizes sold in "normal" stores but not always available. 20+ is BBW and you won't find except in specialized stores.
>>26648088
I don't think that is true. Obviously 00 isn't 0 inches so it starts somewhere but I'm pretty sure that it is linear from then on.
>>26647910
you're making that choice thoughI was only joking though, nobody ever lives reasonably close to where I live
>>26648095
How is that 2-hander average? That's atleast 6.5"
Average is 5"
>>26648127
what the fuck tho why
how would you get something tailored/altered short of an autistic diagram with labelled measurements? Ask for a 14 and you might get 3 different sizes
>>26648159
Vanity sizing. The idea is you try on your usual size, see it's too big, feel good, and buy a bunch of random stuff you don't need, start shopping more at that store, etc And then other brands start pulling the same shit and you end up with unstandardized sizing. Mens clothes is like this too, but not quite as bad.
>>26648144
>tfw two hander dick
>tfw only my hands have ever touched it
>>26648127
>00 obviously isn't 0 inches
Yeah I meant log(a)*b+c.
>>26648144
2-handers only count if it's the guy that has both hands on his dick. women's hands are tinier than men's hands, so she'll be able to get two hands on it more easily
>>26648220
>>26648144
u are probably wrong on the size just because i assume everyone is an overconfident idiot
girls have smaller hands than boys keep that in mind
>>26648348
>joodick
