>>26644070
Never learnt how to drive a bike, the only time I tried to learn how to drive a motorcycle I fell

>>26644070
I ride a motorcycle, but at least i am not a faggot like all of those videos.

>>26644081
Also car masterrace

>>26644110
>i failed at riding a motorcycle because I'm low-test and dyslexic thus bad with balance
>cars are masterace tho

>>26644120
Even the best motorcycle ever is shit compared to any up to USD$20000 car

>>26644181

.t autist who failed at riding is expert on bikes now

>>26644086
also, let me explain the faggot part.
I ride because i love riding, not because of chicks. There is one thing worse than people riding motorcycles only to look cool or get pussy, and that is people that ride motorcycles to look cool or get pussy and then post videos on the internet to show how cool they are. It is the apex of pathetic.
>>26644181
>Even the best motorcycle ever is shit compared to any up to USD$20000 car
said no one ever

>>26644204
.t poor faggot who can't afford a car

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>>26644181
>Even the best motorcycle ever is shit compared to any up to USD$20000 car


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e11rTSe1FA

>>26644235
A girl would rather pick a guy with the bugatti rather than a guy with the kawasaki

>>26644253
Going to need citation, everyone knows girls love bikes ;)

>bb-bbbut every 200kusd car is better then da best of da motorcycles ayyee lmao ;;)))

>>26644259
Lets assume you are girl and you are going to your first date with chad
>It's raining
You would rather prefer
>A. Go in a car and have your hair perfect
>B. Go in a motorcycle and get water all over your body

>>26644282
>Go in a motorcycle and get water all over your body
protip: that water wont be from the sky though

>>26644282

So when is this citation coming? anytime soon? Or is it just what you'd think would happen all because you failed and fell off a motorcycle while leaning?

A girl can always sit in a cage with 4 wheels, she won't always have the chance to sit on the back of a motorcycle which they dream about since they are little. Girls also enjoy a bit of fun and adventure.

;)

>bb-bbut mahh 200KKKKK

>>26644302
I am girl :^)

>>26644324

So is my girlfriend, who loves my motorcycle and so do all her friends which they've begged for rides. Also makes all sense on how you failed at learning to ride, and why you know absolutely jack shit about cars or bikes.

;)


>mahhh 200k cars mahh 200k you exist pig

>>26644344
>/r9k/
>girlfriend

>>26644393
>/r9k/
>girls

See what i did? ;)

23yo here
I ride bikes, lift weights, and am not terrible to look at.
Yet im still a virgin.
Let me tell you no matter what you do, if you've no confidence around women then you'll never get anywhere.

Really I don't see the point of this whole car vs bike bullshit. I drive both and don't need to start a riot when I say something is cool.

Also already have a gf so don't care about this aspect.
But it's true that girls (colleagues, friends) are all begging for rides.

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>>26644070
>why don't you sit in a engine with two wheels that goes to speeds up to 300 km/h
I'm not going to risk my life for a pussy m8.

>>26644070
Motorcycle fag here, R1. Yes, it makes meeting women a lot easier, but gotta say, Moto Monday is the kinda Asspie that I would follow around and loosen his front wheel while he was in a restaurant or something. What a sad, pathetic little boy!

>>26645823
Theres a video of him riding in the wet with a girl in a carpark, when he throttles all of a sudden and she falls off.

Lmao

>>26645776
Then dont go 300kmh? Tard.

I want to get a motorcycle but everytime I tell someone they meme about how dangerous it is

>>26645776
Pussy is just a side benefit. Knowing that you are so close to death is part of the allure.

>they're less comfy than a car
>generally less practical
>expensive to get license for it
>expensive to purchase it
With that said I'd still like to own a bike in the future if I've got the money for it, but not very high priority.

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>>26645689
>But it's true that girls (colleagues, friends) are all begging for rides

The videos alone wanted to make me commit suicide just stop

I can't afford it but more importantly i'd have to take the helmet off sooner or later and then the girls wouldn't want anything to do with me anymore.

>>26645424
Sup bra, we're somewhat alike except for I'm a year older and play european football instead of lifting.

Confirming that bikes don't equal pussy. Bitches do give me the look when I'm on my bike but since you're in your gear they wont recognize you later on anyway.

>tfw motorbaiku
>tfw 2 stroke

Shame the superior engine has a sound that drives normies away

>>26644181
thats the stupidest comment i've ever read on here. You have to spend a hell of a lot more twenty grand to get a car that has any hope of keeping up with a modern 600 sports bike never mind 1000cc's

>>26644070
my ass is too wide for motorcycles

>>26646238
lol 100k cars struggle against stock 600 supersports.

Why is r9k infested with Chads

I have a maxi scooter, it's comfy but I miss feeling the gas tank between my knees

>>26646031
yeah, only ever nearly pulled one girl on my bike.

she was working at the pub where i was hanging with my mates. after her shift she waited by my bike until i left and told me how nice it was. was gonna ask her if she wanted to go on the back, but she said her friend died on one. didnt really know what to say at that point.

>>26644070
That's a fucking bullshit. I ride bikes since 12 years (since 16 legally), I'm 26 now and I'm still a KHV. No girl is interested in your kneedowns, pegscrapes, wheelies, burnouts, revbombs or how awesome does your loudpipe sounds. And no, I didn't bought a bike as a ticket to the vagina. When you are robot, you are a robot and motorcycle is not going to change that.

On the other hand, the motorcycle was a reason to get my ass outside and start enjoying outdoor things once again. I really enjoyed all these twisties and curves and eventually made it to the group of like-minded guys and we rented a local track on weekly basis. I was capable of keeping the pace with the liters on my Honda 599/Hornet, I became one of the fastest guy within our group.

I was going to that track again, as usual. I eventually cought up with 3-5 cars, going on slower pace (like 60kph on 90kph limit). I matched my speed with them for few seconds and decided to overtake them. Flashed my signals, checked the opposite direction, clear. Downshifted to 2nd gear, twisted the throttle. Speed is about 80kph now when suddenly this fucking Benz guy starts to u-turn, crossing my way. No chance to react, crashed into him. Sliding on my left side, gear is holding on. Suddenly heavy hit in the abdomen. Hit the traffic sign with my stomach. Got heli transported to the hospital. Digestive system failure, spleen and left kidney ruptured, fractured right ankle and few ribs. Woke up in hospital with tubes coming from my nose, mouth, dick and five another from my abdomen area. Four surgeries so far, awaiting fifth. I'm recovering for five months now, I can be glad for being able to at least walk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDTsZNVP8Ns
Report from local news (in shitty slav language)

I've always been an anxious ugly fuck, always bullied and laughed at for that. When I finally find a hint of peace, this happens. This world just does want me to suffer.

>>26646346
So you crashed because your a dumb cunt not paying attention.
Idiot

>>26646344
It must have seemed promising that she was waiting for you at your bike and ready to confide towards you tho.

Allthough inviting someone for a ride just after the mention a friend died during one sounds difficult indeed. Beaches and shores man.

Why do bikie chads come here? Fuck off.

>>26646367
If I'd see any indications of someone about to u-turn I wouldn't even overtake, would I?

>>26646567
You had to reason to overtake, dumbass. Deserved.

>>26646587
No reason~


Guytyvkhbjj

>>26644070
For that to work I would have to go places. I have nowhere to go.

>>26646567
Sucks to be you anon.

I know that feel all too good, the feeling of having a car suddenly appear in your path without any prior warning while you're realizing there is no more braking.

I hope you recover well.

>>26644070

Wow I watched the first video for about 50 seconds and had to turn it off.. Too much cringe.

>"just cruisin'"
>gets off bike and introduces himself to carload of desperate losers

>>26646346
Sorry to hear that man. I hope you get better soon, and maybe even ride one day again.

>>26646344
Say some corny shit like "only when we're close to death do we feel truly alive"

>>26646587
A traffic vein between two major cities slowed down by an alleged driver that is 'affraid' to keep the pace is not reasonable enough? Slowing traffic without a reason is a road law violation here. Would you rather go 20 minutes longer on a road that usually takes 40 minutes just because of this? Go and troll somewhere else.

>>26646673
sounds pretty insensitive tbqh

>>26646727
You had no reason to over take, faggot. You are just a typical dumb motorcyclist who has to be first and speed.

suck shit.

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>>26646769

You are quite salty.

>>26646769
Yeah, you're just another internet shitlord. Even the police investigation found no violation of road law from my side.

This is what I call asking for it and that's why we were renting the track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYq68fF1UHg

>>26647003
Fuck off cuck, you overtook because you couldn't handle going a bit slower then usual. Faggot.

Suck shit, tube dick.

>>26647003
please dont respond to bait.

>>26647030
I'm really bored.

Five months of recovery (and still counting) with welfare office forced shut-in neetdom the can get on your head. I have very strict rules about leaving my home during the recovery set by the welfare office - they're paying me wage compensation so they set the rules.

>>26647250
I see... Why not try and pickup a language? That will give you something to do, at least it kept me from getting bored for 3 months when i had nothing to do...

>>26647014
since when does word cuck applies on literaly all situations?

>>26647250
Stop whining faggot, it was your fault for being a shit rider.

>>26647352
hi friend, what do you ride?

>>26647407
R6, you faggot. L2 ride.

>>26647420
i bet your burnouts and rev limiter hits are impressive :^)

>>26644070
Motorcycle is not recommended for robots
It's less comfy when you need to hold you helmet and gear to every way you go.
sometimes it's too cold and it's fun to ride or too hot thet you sweat because all of the gear you wearing
when I go out I need to be the comfiest, and with car I can better do it.
not safe as car
That why I am selling my motorcyce.

Motorcycle is fun for me but there is to much cons then pros for me.

Motorcycle is recomnded only when you got your shit together, not before.

>>26647564
>Motorcycle is not recommended for robots
But motorcycles are recommended for robots
- You can be anonymous whilst riding one
- You can ride alone and coast on the feels
- People start a conversation with you just because you have a motorcycle (i.e. no need to initiate contact, which is the hardest part in socializing)

>Motorcycle is recomnded only when you got your shit together, not before.
That might be true.
Although riding my motorcycle is great if you just want to clear your head and get away from the worries for an hour or so.

>>26644070
I'm 5'4". The motorcycle would fall on my skeletal body and crush me. Not very manly.

>>26648271
all pro racers are manlets.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dani_Pedrosa
https://www.google.com/search?q=cal+crutchlow+height&oq=cal+crutchlow+height&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&gws_rd=ssl
http://www.motogp.com/en/riders/Colin+Edwards
http://www.motogp.com/en/riders/Alvaro+Bautista

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>>26648422
Oh I didn't know that.

I can't stand those little rice rockets, I always tailgate the shit out of them and try to scare them in my truck.

>>26644181
not really, good luck transporting anything. also when it rains. ever think of that shit faggot?