Ask an IRL Lady of the Night anything.
>>26642353
Have you ever been robbed
How much for a half and half
>>26642353
What was your childhood like? Also how much for an hour?
>>26642353
How weird would it be if a guy asks you to let him call you Mom?
>>26642353
tits or gtfo you fucking whore
Are there occasions were you actually get aroused?
>>26642353
Are you a neckbeard pretending to be a grill?
>>26642372
No.
>>26642382
The brothel I work at is $90 for an hour. You can do whatever you want but no kissing or un protected sex. Anal is an extra $50.
>>26642384
Not great. Surprised?
>>26642386
Not at all, a few of my clients are into that.
>>26642353
How many virgins have you serviced? Details pls
>>26642394
Absolutely. Two of my regular clients are quite attractive and very passionate lovers.
>>26642353
are u a vampire?
>lady of the night
(Not being condescending)
Do you use hard drugs?
>>26642386
i have asked this. it is good
>>26642407
One that I know of. I'm sure there were others but they didn't say so.
>>26642353
Have you ever taken anyone's virginity?
>>26642353
Why do you lurk /r9k/ or 4chan at all?
Do you enjoy life?
Why do I get anxious around women I find attractive?
>>26642353
are you the guy who called called out for pretending to be a prisoner who just got out of jail in another thread and are now pretending to be someone else again?
What does cum taste like? I swear mine tasted pretty shit, like piss or something, is that normal?
>>26642419
Do you tell them that?
>>26642434
I smoke pot a fair bit in my time off and use cocaine when its offered at work. Other then that just ecstasy when I go out.
>>26642476
Someone told me to come here. I can see why
>>26642495
Atm yes.
Do people ever just want to cuddle or go all Catcher in the Rye on you?
>>26642533
Haha I tell all my clients that Im a prostitute. But I think these two know.
>>26642528
Depends on the guy. Bitter.
>>26642516
Nope.
>>26642506
Because you're afraid theyll reject you and you dont want to stuff it up. Chill out and relax.
>>26642353
This is honestly the best female(assuming this is real) we have ever had. At least she is honest about it.
>>26642550
Yes sometimes guys want to do things like cuddle or nurse from the boobs while I jerk them off. Others just want the gf experience so we go on dates. One guy just wanted sex and someone to play playstation with. He was cool I really enjoyed seeing him, obviously because he paid well but it was fun getting paid to play PS3 and fuck. I think ended up getting a gf in the end, good on him.
Are you real? You seem pretty chill for a girl
What is your relationship with your father like? And where you ever abused growing up? Where you a slut in school?
Where are you and how much
Did you ever find one of your clients disgusting?
When I become rich and buy the /r9k/ island will you come and be one of our whores?
>>26642610
Haha finally someone asked.
My father has been in prison for 20 years. I dont actually remember him, he went away when I was 2 and never visited him.
Yes I was abused growing up by my uncle and my mother. My uncle raped me and my Mother used to hit and verbally abuse me alot.
Yes I was a slut in school. Pretty cliched I know.
>>26642641
Sure if you can afford me.
>>26642634
Yes ofcourse. All part of the job.
>>26642646
Tell the story for me to fap.
>>26642353
how many of your clients made you wonder how come they're so hot and not have a gf / fwb?
>>26642662
You will be a free use vagina and paid no salary. But you get to live on an island
>>26642646
Why do girls who are sex assault victims always turn into giant whores?
Do you look down on clients? What do you think when you see a regular come in?
>>26642685
It's women's liberaoshitlorf
>>26642685
because 87 percent of rape victims cum the hardest cum of their lives
Can I pay you just to cuddle with you? I want to feel loved
have you ever been murdered
>>26642671
Some of my clients have gf's and wives. But yes some of them are pretty normal good looking guys who are just horny. They usually stumble in late in the night when they have been kicked out of a bar and couldnt pick up.
>>26642684
Yeah no thanks. My fifi is worth money.
>>26642685
Fair question. Not all 'whores' come from the same background as me BUT in my case it was simply because I never got any love from my mother or father. So I sought that with other people.I never really got along with other girls in school so I used to hang around the older boys but I though that if they were going to accept me I would have to do things for them. It never really bothered me, in fact I enjoyed it. I was sooooo bad when I was in high school. When I got to college I was a bit more in control but it was still for the same reasons. I never had a daddy growing up so I replaced that with sex. Even if it was only for one night it was good to think that someone cared about me.
Will you help me with my homework and be my mommy gf?
>>266427570
For $120 an hour sure ;)
>>26642722
Yes darling.
>>26642687
No I dont. Some are quite unattractive and gross but I dont look down on them. They pay me for a service therefor I deliver.
>>26642749
>no dad
>no mom
>prostitute
>college
You couldn't keep up the charade forever
can a woman hire a female prostitute?
asking for a friend
>>26642801
I know its very cliched. But sadly its also reality.
>>26642808
>asking for a friend
Sure you are, no gurls allowed!
And yes you can hire a female prostitute. I do guys and girls as do alot of the girls who work here.
>>26642811
>prostitute with no parents going to college
That's not a cliche... stupid roastie
>>26642586
God damn it, sluts and whores are always great. This is why the insufferable Staceys treat them like shit, because they show them up so badly.
I also find it fantastic how for perhaps the only time, /r9k/ has sorta kept its cool.
>>26642646
>>26642749
This has been quite informative
>>26642685
the more you get abused as a child the more your long term planning skills fail, basically natures way of priming humans to live in a dangerous enviroment
Gonna say it now, if this is real, you're the nicest prostitute I've ever encountered.
>>26642900
It's not senpai
I'm a real prostitute and OP is lying clearly
would you like prostitution to be legalized?
I imagine it would be safer but the prices might go down
>>26642913
If you're a real prostitute, how can you tell OP is lying?
>>26642353
how would you recommend i handle my first visit to a prostitute? things such as booking and how i should talk, what to say ect
i don't have very good communication skills or social awareness
What do you think about guys who only want to worship your feet?
What's the others girls opinions on them too? do you get together on downtime and laugh at the clients you've had?
>>26642917
>I imagine it would be safer
I doubt that. If it were legalized more women would do it and that increases the odds of some rapist guy trapping one in his rape dungeon. Sad but true.
>>26642927
A real prostitute would never reveal their profession
How was the grossest dude you ever fucked?
>>26642966
Thankfully there is this weird website run by a nice japanese man where you can post anonymously.
Do you meet your clients outside the brothel and fuck for free sometimes if you like them enough?
>>26642966
But you revealed it, how can I trust that you are the true prostitute now?
>>26642966
how did they busness then?!
>>26642978
I work for NSA, I know exactly where you are
>>26642973
He kept telling me rei was the best grill.
>>26642964
I doubt it since it would probably be regulated and be in licenced brothels that require ID and security like in Australia, lowering the kidnapability of the women working there and the number of women walking the street since they'd be losing business to legal brothels
>>26643003
You just got pranked dude
>>26642646
>My uncle raped me
cummies?
>>26643007
>implying the NSA is going to arrest some prostitute who might not even be american
>>26643034
>implying I don't run the prostitution detection and prevention department
Your roastie days are numbered
>>26643007
Chile.
You do not own the world.Typical.
>>26642839
No worries
>>26642900
Thanks :)
>>26642917
Its legal where I am.
>>26642944
Well you dont need to book unless you want a specific girl but most new commers dont do this. All you is walk in, pay the entry fee then you're free to choose who you like. At the brothel I work in its set up like a bar/lounge kind of joint. We just walk around and are very approachable. Chances are one of us will go up and say hi. Or you can just go up to one of us and say hello. Then you just ask if shed like to come upstairs with you and off you go. Easy.
>>26642951
Ive had weirder things. Hahaha yes we do kind of discuss things, we arent supposed to but we do. Especially when its a slow night and we just talk shit for hours.
>>26642973
He was 5ft3, 130kgs, smelt like durries and booze and had weird mars on his body. And he sweated like crazy. He wasnt allowed in after that.
>>26643001
No. I did run into a regular guy once and it was cool but no I never engage with them on that level.
>>26643029
Yes.
>>26643070
>sweat like crazy
a true robot :^)
>>26642749
So let me get this straight, you had sex with your "friends" just so they let you hang out with you? How did that dynamic even developed? Was any of them a nerd, or you skipped the nerd of the group?
Also, don't tell the FBI I asked, but best way to dispose of pedophiles?
>>26643054
>implying the NSA wouldnt be running prostitution rings if anything
>>26643070
How long do you expect to be doing this?
>>26643070
What's the weirdest sex act you've ever had requested, and what's the weirdest you ever agreed to?
>>26643070
Legal prostitution? Pretty sure you meant to say "No worries, mate" then.
>>26643007
>>26643054
look at that btfo
>>26642353
why the fuck do you sluts always reject black guys?
>>26643134
You may be in the wrong thread. This is a whore thread. For sluts, you might want to look in one of the five fucking million "fembot feels" thread going on at the moment.
>>26643134
Because white guys pay better and dont beat up the pussy
>>26643070
Can a guy hire you to pretend to be a girl and give him tips on what to do and what not to do when asking a girl out? Like a PUA class except less scammy?
>>26643129
Be satisfied with durries
>>26643070
Overall how would you rate yourself and the other women you work with?
>>26643070
the problem is i don't want to use just any prostitute i'm really interested in finding a really small petite asian one
i'm not sure about any brothels but i recently seen an ad from one that fit the description to a t, she even had pictures of herself in a school uniform
i was thinking i just text her with a date and time and ask if that works for her?
>>26643090
>Yes.
care to elaborate for the pedos?
>>26643134
In some "Prostitute Prank call" video I saw, the hooker said black guys tend to be more abusive and shit, so they don't want to risk getting hurt.
>>26643207
>i was thinking i just text her with a date and time and ask if that works for her?
Is soliciting leagal where you live because you're leaving a very obvious paper trail there...
>>26642404
How much would you charge for kissing?Would it be weird if I wanted to make out with someone more that I wanted sex?
>>26643243
fucked if i know, i live in australia and there are ads for sex workers in the paper so i assume it is
>>26642353
Opinion on cuckoldry?
>>26643258
Yeah, if brothels are legal then soliciting is legal.NSW?
>>26643070
>He was 5ft3
>He wasnt allowed in after that.
When will they learn smdh
>>26642353
Do you have any interests or hobbies?
...besides sex?
>>26643334
QLD, living in brisbane
>>26643243
She's obviously Australian; no worries, durries etc therefore legal.
>you're leaving a very obvious paper trail there...
Yeah, I bet the NSA is jumping with excitement to nail a prostitute. Jesus christ.
>>26642353
if i promised to give you the best orgasm you've ever had, like ever, would you fuck me for free?
>tfw ugly guy with a small penis
Yeah. You know why I'm there and you're not going to enjoy it either so thank god I'm paying you.
>>26642353
Are you in a relationship? If so, how does he feel about you spending your work days covered in the cum of many different men?
>>26642353
I sincerely hope you fucking die you disgusting whore
>>26643388
I was asking where the dude who wanted to text a pozzi was from is all la
Sting shit can happen with local vice or w/e picking up johns, if you're going to do illegal shit it's best not to incriminate yourself.I know I'd never text a drug dealer.
Have you ever turned down someone?
>>26642353
would it be strange if i had a prostitute wear a blindfold so i wouldn't have to deal with her looking at me?
>>26642353
How common are BBBJs in the industry? How likely am I to get a disease if I let a hooker suck my dick without a condom?
>>26643070
>He wasnt allowed in after that
not even prostitutes can stand to be in the same room as a robot
Are you into rape and degradation fantasies?
Please, please say yes.
>>26642419
>Aroused
>Client is attractive
Just gotta show her your personality bro, works everytime.
I want to be given this exact type opf sloppy blowjob, will a hooker be able to do it? Also do hookers do anal, gaping, ass to mouth?
Is all of the above based on how much you are willing to fork out?
http://spankbang.com/9r60/video/sloppy+blowjob
