SO I FUCKED UP THE ONLY GF I COULD POSSIBLY EVER GET HOW CAN I GET HER BACK?
I ENDED UP DOING SOME WEIRD SHIT TO HER AND SHE LEFT ME
>>26641899
what happened? greentext story or gtfo
I don't know how to explain but you won't be forgiven unless you have already had sex with her (assuming she enjoyed it). If not you will have a hell of a hard time. This is assuming it was a serious fuck up. If not you should be OK with some time. What did you do exactly?
>>26641899
You aren't going to get her back lmao. You're no doubt a dumbass, you're posting where everyone here hates women because they're awkward fucks who never speak to them. I can guarantee anybody here who thinks all women are "whores, selfish, want money, stupid, incapable of love" etc are either underage, NEETs, heavily insecure or socially awkward. Go to /adv/ if you're serious about anything but you're still going to get a fuckload of neckbeards there.
>>26641899
Call her up, apologize to her, convince her to come over so you can apologize more, then murder her and kill yourself you fucking normie faggot.
>>26641899
what, you said "yepper, i shall just place that here, m'lady" and grabbed her knee?
Say what happened faggot
>>26641933
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>>26641966
I'm really not normie and /adv/ is fucking normie
Here is what happened
>Have cute girlfriend, meet her because she is one of my mom's friends (Mom is a teacher)
>She is cute to me but probably a 3/10 she is 200 lbs and short but she is fairly nice
>We date for a month and everything is going well
>We have sex and she takes my virginity, Kinda felt good but she kept laughing for some reason probably because my dick tickled her or something
>A week later and she says she wants to stay over a whole weekend
>She starts getting comfortable around me
Here is where shit gets BADDDDDDDD
>Have scat fetish, like farts and watching girls poop or girls pooping in mouths
>She uses the bathroom and I listen to her through the door and get hard heaeing her ass blasts and logs doinkimh
>Kind of fall onto door a bit and she yells out "Hello?"
>Fucking run out of there
>Horny as fuck but too autist to initiate sex when she leaves bathroom
>Fast forward a few hours later/today and she fucking farts a monstrous smelly fart and laughs while we're watching a movie and I have my head on her meaty thighs
>Instinctively go in between her ass cheeks and start sniffing and making an "Aaaaa" sound
>I realize what I just did and pull away but she fucking stands up and yells at me and calls me a freak and that she heard me breathing hard outside the door while she was taking a shit
>She turns off the movie and tells me she is "Fucking leaving"
I literallt have no idea what the FUCK to do. I am a 23 yo and was a kv before this girl and my stupid fucking fetish and fart porn watching has FUCKED ME SO FUCKIMG HARD
>>26642113
>>26642113
ahahahahahahahahahahaha holy fuck i cant breathe
>>26642113
I'm sure this is made up but on the off chance this is true the only thing you can do to redeem yourself is put several bullets in your brain. Immediately. Jesus fucking Christ anon.
>>26642197
No seriously, I need her back, I literally can't live without her and of my fucking god if she tells mom
>>26642113
You could just say your were joking but kinda took it to far
>>26642221
yeah alright this guys a little fag
NEXT
Write the story in greentext you fucking nigger faggot.
>>26642113
>Instinctively go in between her ass cheeks and start sniffing and making an "Aaaaa" sound
Oh man
>>26642267
I think I might try this on monday, would text her but she said she doesn't have a phone
Jesus dude
Blopox
Any other suggestions?
