>Just graduated college
>now that it's done I realize I literally had nothing else in my life
>haven't seen the sun in days
>haven't left the house for a week
>fully noctornal now and sleep till 4pm
>don't have any friends
>on the Internet for 12+ hrs a day
>unemployed
>money running out slowly
>only contact with another human is my crazy neet gf
>>26641369
>cant get a job
>2 months of doing nothing
>job search and filling out stupid applications that take an hour at least is incredibly depressing
>they all need crafted letters and other bs and it takes an hour to apply at least
>they never even contact you or reject you, you're just stuck in limbo.
I am 28 and I will be just starting college next month.
I am only doing it because my parents said they'd kick me out 100% this year unless I went to college or got a job.
I picked college because that's 4 years of school which ends up with me getting a degree at the end, seems more fun than becoming a dead-end wage-cuck.
28
had same dead end job for 5 years now
no real skills
worthless degree
suicide imminent
>Crazy NEET GF
is she fat
>>26641369
>turning 25 in about 2 months time
>havent had friends since high school
>college is dead end but if everything goes right i'll be graduating in september
>will probably be a virgin going into 25
there is no hope
>college
>long hours
>need to get a job bc poor
>no one will hire me since my schedule is shit
>>26641486
>>26641486
yes...how did you know? :(
she just keeps getting bigger. I'm barely attracted to her at this point
>>26641439
>>26641439
Here's what will happen
You'll spend years of effort and money to get a stupid degree and once you graduate employers will be like "lol we need experience sorry" and they won't hire you
fuckers
>>26642065
So what? It's another 4 years of keeping my parents off my back. They can easily afford all the costs of college for me so I might even do another 4 years after this with a different degree.
>>26642089
>>26642089
Are your parents rich?
You got it made anon
>>26641369
>didn't graduate college, but 24 now and have a decent design job
>realized tonight that I'm old as fuck and missed out on college
>>26642241
Not rich, but they are wealthy enough to afford it. They're the type of people wouldn't buy me a $1000 smart phone, but they'd spend $50,000 if it meant I'm doing something to improve my education etc.
>>26642292
because that's investment for something greater. A phone isn't.
Is everyone a young fag in this board tonight?
>tfw no one relates to you
>>26641369
>gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you had me until then you fucking faggot fuck you
>>26642041
I know all your feels :(
>>26641369
>>22591164
30
kv
neet
acne
very skinny
5'11
white as an ass
yellow teeth
must wear glasses
cannot wear ready to wear
live with momy
no driving license
no car
sweaty ass
hysterical incapable mother
no friends
no network
never worked
no relevant degree
never go outside
anxiety about future
anxiety about going out
no prospects
no will to do anything
tired of 4chan
I cannot do anything than going on 4chan
>30 yrs old
>graduated 5 years ago in may
>have nice 2 bedroom condo with a fireplace and a patio overlooking a private golf course
>buy nice-ish car
>job as a software engineer in a satellite office of just software engineers, salaried
>the idea of hookups at bars or tinder don't really appeal to me
>not attracted to anyone on online dating sites so far, or they won't respond
>tfw i haven't talked to a woman in the last 5 years that wasn't my mom or grandma
>>26642292
Bruh that's rich wake up. Most take loans
>>26641369
>51 about to turn 52
>drop out of high school
>afraid to be around other people
>Lived with parents until age 31
>Become janitor at building
>Live in crappy apartment roach infested
>Use neighbors internet
>on welfare
>>26642747
here's a (you) for you.
:^)
(you)
25 in 4 months. I didn't get into college and I knew it when I sent the app in. What do I do?
>>26642832
>>Use neighbors internet
Dunno why but this made me lol
>>26642525
she's a 4/10 I could barely say she's my gf since we rarely have sex
anons what did the deleted post say? I missed it.
>>26641369
>28
>wife is 16
>wonder wife; amazing cook, loves to clean, is very affectionate, beautiful,amazing in bed
>but I am only really attracted to girls about two years younger than her
>as in, I can't get erect if I'm not drunk or have the 'younger her' in my mind
>on top of that, I can barely keep up and have some kind of pseudo-ED regardless, it takes forever even when drunk
>>26642747
>never worked
How does this even happen
>>26642848
try harder please. you deserve it
28 years old
Masters degree
NEET for 2 years
just sold my car
I just dont care anymore
Past me
>>be 21
>>bang hookers
>>hang out with friends play vidya and poker every week
>>good times
>>no shortage of money because good job
Current me
>>be 26
>>estranged from friends because gf didn't like them
>>be in a lot of debt because my gf is neet and she spend more then i make
>>get weekly calls and emails from financial institutions to pay my debt
>>gf cheated on me with Chad
>>currently living in a 1 room 'apartment' with no water and barely no heating
>>no money
>>no friends
>>parents think i'm scum because i'm always asking for money
>>4chan isn't good anymore
Every night I hope i die in my sleep.
>>26642919
Where the hell did you get a 14 year old wife?asking for a friend
reminder that I probably fucked your bitch :>
>get a text message
>"your bill is almost due"
just hearing the notification made me feel popular for once.
I wish I had something in my life but I'm honestly that ugly. I talk to peoples, always listening to what they have to say and try to be encouraging because I think I'm a decent guy. I don't worry about what my time on earth will spent on, just that I spend it well. I'm healthy, not overweight, just a normal dude but for some reason my life is horrible.
>>26643094
I asked her and I asked our minister.
>>26641369
>22 about to graduate
>kv virgin
what kind of hell awaits me
i want to die
considering suicide
please help convince me
i was clearly never meant to live in society
what do i do
>>26643123
Mormon? Not a lot of denominations I can think of that support marrying that young nowadays.
>>26643156
Catholic. He made the choice himself because he saw it fit.
>>26643132
>learn survival skills
>live you life off the grid getting intimate with nature
>????
>profit
>29
>hk(v) (lots of asian hookers)
>live in a podunk rural Australian town
>chad/stacey/type-a personality central
>uni drop out
>no job prospects
>live with schizophrenic sister on disability
>basically play vidya all day, shitpost and lament my miserable existence.
>>26643197
thanks senpai
i think im a little closer now to finally going through with it
>>26643349
I hope you do what you want.
>>26643381
>I hope you do what you want.
we always do what we want friend.
>>26643397
lel wtf are you talking about
>>26643440
people do what they want
>graduated 4 years ago
>on temporary contract
>own a car and an apartment
>everyone's getting married and starting families
>i waste my life on vidya
guess it's fine
>26, single
>no friends
>recovering alcoholic, currently relapsing
>work is my life
>once pets die I might an hero
>>26642885
Show her tits or you know what to do normie scum
32
Living off post 9/11 GI bill that I never used yet for nursing classes. I hope it will be worth it I'm doing very well so far because I like what I'm doing.
But I'm still beta, surrounded by qts all day and I still can't get gf. I'm in my 30's and never had gf before. I think I'm slowly getting better at talking to girls however. So maybe someday.
>>26641369
I woke up at 9:21pm today; get on my level.
>>26641439
Stay in academics forever. By the time you get your bachelor's, you'll probably be considered an "independent student" and therefore eligible for all kinds of financial aid.
30 years old
no girlfriend ever
no friends
no social skills
just work and sleep
i hate my existence
feeling particularly low right now
>>26643047
Hard cucked. I know this feel
>>26641369
>haven't left the house for a week
>crazy neet gf
kek get a load of this failed normie.
>>26642436
No one relates to a fucking normalfag like the dumb op
>24, about to turn 25
>six figure job
>own a car and have your own place
>6'3
>have friends that you hang out with regularly
>still unhappy
what went wrong? did I fell for the meme that it gets easier as you get older and richer? I feel worse than I ever did at any point in life because I feel like I reached all my goals yet still I'm still unhappy and dissatisfied.
>>26644549
all militaries are cukolds, be glad that you avoid this.
>>26642936
I live with my mom, so I have no bills
>>26644956
Nigga, academia is competitive and stressful as fuck. You don't even know. I'm currently finishing my masters and can't wait to GTFO of there.
>>26643047
>Every night I hope i die in my sleep.
We all do, anon. We all do.
>>26645617
Niggah I work in academics, you're a pussy.
>>26643132
There are no jobs senpai, depends on what you've gotten a degree in though I suppose.
do this I guess >>26643197
>>26645646
You know, you're probably right.
