ITT: We wait.
>>26640579
I joined, and now we wait
>>26640579
How fucking long is it going to be?
>>26640579
what are we waiting for?
>>26640641
It will end when we'e done waiting.
Nice selection of magazines to pass the time, so I don't mind.
I have joined the queue to wait with you.
I'm pretty patient. I don't mind much.
God this is taking forever
>>26640648
For us to be done waiting.
WHAT AM I WAITING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORBLOXFOOOOOOR
>>26640579
Seems like a pretty good waiting room at least. I bet it has a nice neutral smell
>>26640579
Whats the hold up?
>>26640657
Eh, brought a book.
>>26640666
Satan pls y u do dis to us
How long do we have to wait OP?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I hope it's not herpes.
We all have a contempt for waiting bred by familiarity, don't we?
Op has set up a puzzle, hasn't he?
We need to solve it.
I'm always waiting.
I'm waiting for the drugs to kick in.
>>26640731
I actually have genital warts. Shit sucks
>>26640758
I'd say not but why did he bother getting a trip?
Good thing I brought a book
Who else /book worm/ here?
>>26640693
>>26640768
CLUES
>>26640579
With my luck it'll be cancer, the irony will be that I've spent all this time wishing I was dead, and I'll be terrified of actually dying.
>>26640824
Stop waiting to die, and live.
I see 20 chairs. Too bad there's one seat left now.
>>26640921
You shall wait while standing then
Nothing to be done...
Wake me when it's time wagecucks
WHEN WILL THE WAIT BE OVER
>>26640579
>looks around in panic
>doesn't look where he's going
>sits on separator
>too shy to correct mistake
>cringe for the next 10 hours
>>26640943
You misunderstand anon. I was the 19th unique poster. It's everyone after post 20 that has to stand!
We can do it guys! Just a liitle longer!
>you'll never see that one autistic qt from the mental patient room again
>>26641024
What was wrong with her exactly?
>>26640579
what exactly are we waiting for here?
pls tell
>2014
>bought a box of condoms
>go home
>look at box
>expiration date 2017
>occurs to me they're going to expired before they get used
>>26640579
Hey guys what'r we waiting for?
*farts*
Aheem
Getting a bit tired of Mario, any of you guys wanna play some monster hunter?
>>26641057
You fucking know it. What's your huntressesname?
>The doctor opens the door.
Once the post limit hits 100, I'll tell you what you're waiting for.
REEEEEEEEE I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF WAITING HURRY THE FUCK UP ALREADY
>>26641091
In the meantime we're waiting for the thread to die right? Right!?
>>26641081
Griffith, need to get Rathalos plate do you mind grinding for that?
hey man what you listening to
>>26640785
pics? xesdr
>>26641119
I don't mind. Let me bust out my great sword so I can get sick air jumps.
>>26640921
God this is taking forever. I'd like to speak to the manager please
>>26641136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
Tis a good song.
>>26641160
BE FUCKING PATIENT CHRIST!
We're halfway there guys.
Is this a social experiment, bro?
Will somebody please shut that fucking baby up?
>Waiting for Godot
>The Thread
I'm still waiting OP.
>>26641167
I was just listening to Bones for some reason and it's kinda crazy how similar some of his songs are to this. I was expecting the drums to kick in any time at the start I wonder if he really likes this dude.
>>26641210
Calm down hawkeye
>>26641210
Who you calling a baby you manchild? I just want my tendies
>>26641052
Please get that fucking thing out of the room I'm feeling triggered
Can we talk about anything while we wait or is it one of those places where you must stay quiet?
>>26641288
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO FAP
>>26641288
ALWAYS GOTTA BE A CHATTY CATHY DON'T YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>>26641308
Would you let me eat your cum once you're done?
>>26641335
Sure, off the floor that is.
>>26641308
>>26641322
Calm down, sir.
>someone sat in the back corner before you could
>>26641357
Oh woooow, hiring security for a waiting room. Just how crappy is this place?
>>26641387
dude shut up they're gonna kick us out and we won't be able to finish waiting.
>>26641357
What do they pay you to stand around for? Don't you feel like sitting down sometimes?
>>26641288
omg. do you see>>26640977over there? like what is he doing!?SHH! he might notice usbut seriously though, like wtf!?
>>26641269
Spongebob is at it. My it's a sturdy one I think he'll need help.
>>26641353
Oh come on, it's more fun if you come in directly in my mouth
Anybody have any snax? I missed breakfast? I'll trade some gum for a handful of peanuts or almonds.
Any one got a thermos of soup? Finna get my grub on up in this bitch
>have to use the bathroom
>dont know where it is
>too afraid to ask
i hope this will be quick
>>26641454
Bitch don't tempt me.
You guys don't mind if I wait with you, right?
>walk in, excited for [thing] for which we are waiting
>scan room, see that all the chairs are occupied with several people standing
>pretend to check phone
>leave in a hurry
>anxiously try to reason that nobody noticed or saw me
Post what you're currently listening to bots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tJMxhiAyNQ
>>26641567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZfodEqulU0
Imperial is gonna be crazy.
>>26641520
I refuse to offer my seat and look like a thirsty beta. You can stand.
I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait. My time is water down the drain. Everybody's moving, everybody's moving, everybody's moving, moving, moving, please don't leave me to remain
>>26641413
As if that sorry excuse for protection can do it.
>>26641587
This is a good song, thanks for the new artist anon. Here's some bones for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=504L_qSfTaM
A L M O S T
T
H
E
R
E
We can do this
>>26641589
But anon, my feet are really starting to hurt. Just move over a little bit and let me share your seat with you.
>>26641651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8VO4Rm3ulw
This is a better song from the upcoming album imo if you're interested (dat hook). Hyped as fuck.
>>26641679
If you really insist on it then sit on my lap. Might as well make this somewhat tolerable for the both of us.
>>26641679
Sit on the floor, then.
>>26641679
DAMN GIRL SIT ON MY DICK AND LET ME CUM IN THAT PUSSY
I'm gonna stop myself from posting oc it's more of a /s4s/ or /b/ thing I know.
>>26641500
I know how much you want to do it anon~
>>26641741
>speartackles the anon
He's mine!
>>26641567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea_UOPzuyZU
some hq aesthetic
where's that fucking doctor. We've been waiting for ever
Waiting. Soon. Waiting. It will come soon.
>>26641761
this my shit right here I don't care how much of a meme it is.
Is the wait over? Can I be seen now?
100 POSTS.
NOW SHOW YOURSELF.
>>26641839
it is now, maybe
>>26641839
Doctor please see me first. I was here before this impatient buffoon
>Doctor comes back in.
Sorry guys, we're closing for today.
Come back tomorrow!
>>26641861
YOU SON OF A BITCH. What time do you open?
>>26641802
I know, so groovy and comfy to listen to. Perfect for browsing 4chan
>>26641861
no, it can't be real I don't believe it
This is what we get for making bernie sanders president
fuck you and your bitch ass.
*pull outs phone to play some Pokemon FR while waiting*
--pokemon main menu plays on high volume--
''shit I hope nobody recognized that tune''
>>26641908
What are you still doing here? Go home you autist.
Why is there a waiting room in the purgatory that is r9k anyway? Isn't that overkill?
This board is an echo chamber where people who have been fucked over in life sit and wait until something gets better. Of course it doesn't, and then what?
What the fuck should I be waiting for? My mental illnesses to leave, my fucking face to be less ugly, my drive to suddenly form.
What the fuck are we all waiting for, when the normies will never ever remove their fucking foot from the backs of the outcasts.
All the seats are taken
Can I sit on somebody's lap?
>>26641919
Sorry man, already got a fine bitch occupying mine.
>>26641919
it's closed already, sorry
>>26641927
Well can I sit on her lap?
>>26641946
No get your 300lb ass away and sit somewhere else before you crush me, her, and the chair we're sitting on.
>>26641967
I weigh 290 FYI
>>26641998
I rounded up and that is not a good thing.
This thread feels like 2008 /b/
AAAA
OOOO
EEEE
UUUU
IIII
this is a nice waiting
>>26640648
>>26640666
tfw this is my life
>>26640807
damn i wish i could read
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
>>26643465
I can only listen to PF if I listen to whole albums at a time or else it doesn't feel natural
G-guys how much longer?
*braaaAAAAAAAAp-p-p*
Hey what's the hold up?
>>26644477
>66
>444
>77
Nice
>>26643465
Actual thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5PvBzDlZGs
>sitting in waiting room
>reading a shitty magazine from the table
>someone starts looking into my direction
>ignore it and keep reading
>anxiety kicks in
>start sweating
>nearing the end of the magazine
>start reading articles I have already read
>sweating is so bad my forehead must be wet and shiny as fuck
>really need to wipe the sweat off
>can't
>start shaking
>can't hold it any longer, I have to get out
>run for the door
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
fuck you all this is the thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMyCa35_mOg
Where is the bathroom? I really have to go
>>26640579
I like this picture
It's like what purgatory would look like
>Mr. Anon? Right this way, come with me
sweating_man.jpeg
still waiting to feel good
Congratulations.
You've wasted your time.
>>26645675
oh well. I was just gonna waste it anyway
>>26640579
God, I really hope my number gets called soon.
>>26646191
>tfw your metaphorical number will never be called
Robothood is just a hellish waiting room.
>>26645330
nah senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo
>>26640648
Godot
>makes half eye contact
>nervously nods in acknowledgement
>sits in chair furthest from others
>walk in
>look like a total sperg desperately and painfully obviously trying to avoid eye contact
>>26645358
I've been waiting for more than 3 hours to go to the bathroom
>>26648000
I'm making eye contact with those consecutive 0's though m8
So...did anybody see that ludicrous display last night?
>>26649015
what display?
>>26649015
A display of power?
It's been 2 hours and I haven't had anything to eat, /fit/ told me I have to eat every 2 hours to stoke my metabolic fire. I haven't brought any nuts with me, all I've got is the turkey chilli I was going to have on the bus home. My god, I hope nobody notices that I'm eating turkey chilli in the middle of a waiting room. It's boiling in here. I'm so nervous.
>>26649015
What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
bloxx
>>26640579
>Man, I'm probably in the wrong building. That woman told me about B sector, but wrote C on the paper. Fuck, which one is right? I w-will j-just probably s-s-sit here and wait then I'll make an excuse if it is wrong place.
Waiting for it to get better.
>>26650378
You'll be waiting a while.
>>26650388
Ain't got nothing to lose.
Alright so this thread is still up. Where's the fucking doctor at?
I'm great at this shit, I just read ancient literature and autistically take notes in the margins. Usually end up in that situation where I'm supposed to be bored but am not so when the nurse calls my name or the light turns green I'm actually kinda bummed, yaknow?
PHFFFFFFT-sqeeeeeeeee!
This shouldn't be based on first come, first serve. It should be based on who's hungriest!
>>26650587
Why is there a hippo in the waiting room? Guys?
>>26640579
Okay.
What are we waiting for?
>>26645675
dammit, how do i keep falling for this
>>26650512
Notes about what?
Omg the music is so dated, can we put on some Meghan trainor. All about that bass is a great one
>>26650864
Literally who?
Seriously, who?
So tired
tired of waiting
tired of waiting
4UUUU
>>26640579
This is a robbery! Everyone put your hands up or I shoot! "Pulls out MP5"
