just wondering, what's everybody's sexual orientation?
>>26640558
Gay as fuck tbqh f@m
Bi. Mostly attracted to women but love cocks. If only 99% of trannies weren't gross looking monsters because they would have the whole package
asexual probably
non mentally ill here
>>26640558
"Bicurious" I guess? Or maybe I'm just a desperate virgin like everyone else
>>26640558
Idk
Only attracted to white women aged 18-45 or white boys below the age of 10 [not really only in theory ok go away FBI]
>>26640558
Straight.
But if one of us is dressed like a girl, it's still straight to me tbqh fahm.
>tfw losing weight
>will soon fit into qt grill clothes
>>26640558
In general, pansexual.
In reality, kinda asexual.
>But 2D is cool
>>26640558
Complete bisexual.
I want to take it up the ass and give it.
I also want to suck cock badly, yet I want to fuck vag and cum on tits too.
I am still kinda inclined for tits though.
Formerly Straight Here. 5 years Ago I started showing big red flags of paranoid schizophrenia, all these years later I'm an Asexual mental wreck and have very little sex drive at all. Hell I might even be brain damaged.
>>26640558
There isn't a designation for my sexual depravity but I have a preference for women but in very unusual situations.
Straight
There have only been two clear straight answers so far besides this one. Why?
The percentage of homosexuals/bisexuals is only 5-7% if I remember correctly. Why are they so grossly disproportionate here? Is it because they are more flamboyant generally and therefore more likely to "flaunt" their sexual orientation by discussing it on /r9k/?
Gay-leaning bisexual here. It's pretty good tbqh
>>26640707
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>>26640893
Anyone want to go see a movie and have sensual gay sex afterwards?
If I'm a bi male and had sex with a guy but never with a girl, am I a virgin?
>>26641023
Not an american.
Also I got an internet bf. Dunno if we will ever meet.
Men understand men best. Women are deceiving. Fuck straight.
>>26641150
The only problem is gay men are the most promiscuous monsters on the planet, and I cannot get a boner to a dude no matter how hard I try and my insane fetishes.
>>26641023
Only if you top anon
>>26640558
are there guys who are unironically only straight?
>>26641233
rednecks, thugs (only outside of prison)
>>26641023
Can we take turns on who gets to top? (I will suck your dick dry any day)
>>26641257
yo talk like dat gonna get your dick sucked nohomo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXDn-WkicNY
>>26641193
> "promiscuous monsters"
You are aware that this is because of the MALE part, not the GAY part: Men in general are wired to be promiscuous, but straight men's libidos are mitigated by women's insistence on a more stable, committed relatinship.
Gay men are man+man and have no female influence, nor any danger of getting pregnant, plus for most of history, they weren't allowed to get legally married (which reduces the number of sex partners--people are much less likely to cheat when they are legally married)....which all adds up to a culture of sleeping around in the gay male demographic. I have heard straight men say sometimes that they wish they were gay and could fuck around with abandon without the drama that goes with females.
>>26641123
Me neither, anon. Bring your internet bf, we'll have a threesome.
>>26641224
>>26641258Bottom only, sorry guise
>>26641330
can we take turns or something?, how are we gonna fuck of we all are bottoms?
>>26641398
I have hemorroids, so I could actually fuck you all, if you help me with the hips movement so I don't get tired.
>>26641455
Sounds like a deal, I just hope I don't end up getting aids or some shit
>>26641398
>can we take turns or something?
All of you can take turns on me :3
>>26641490
>Not wanting to die every second
Nevermind, I lost interest.
>>26641490
If you did, we'd all get the same aids which is kind of romantic
I'd top anyone under 5'8''. Takers?
>Tfw homofag but want a loyal partner and true love
I am destined to die alone and/or cucked and with aids, aren't I?
Bi. I'm more attracted to women but if a guy asks me to fuck I won't say no.
>>26641531
I thought being over 6' meant I could get everything I wanted :(
>>26641531
>tfw 5'9
so close
>>26641559
sorry, you're too tall to be a bottom
Gay. Switch but I prefer to bottom.Role reversal with big buff guys is the best though since I'm tiny.
What's with all these autismos with ther bullshit genders here??
Pansexual?? Nonbinary?? Genderfluid??
The fuck outta here with your shit to a place where people don't hurt your fee fees.
There's only male and female wether you like it or not, if you have mental problems that's not related to your gender.
I'm not even baiting
>>26641531
I'm 5'4" hope you don't mind a white spic whit acne all over his back
>>26641636
Thread is asking sexual orientation, not gender.
You are fucking stupid or b8 even if you say you aren't.
>Implying I am not thick skinned and people hasn't tell me I am mentally ill already lots of times
>>26641150
Realistically though all the qt fembois/twinks/traps/trans/whatever have standards equal to women though.
>>26641671
When people say you are a mental wreck, and more than just a couple is because is true.
Yeah nigga, you're an anus pirate mad as fuck.
>>26641825
Sure whatever you say.
Nobody is perfect, and I doubt you are either.
>>26641636
I don't get why pansexual is lumped in with tumblr meme orientations if you accept that "bisexual" is a thing. It just means instead of being specifically attracted to men on one side and specifically attracted to women way on the other side, you just don't really care about gender. As in, you'll fuck boipucci.
>>26641913
So it's a special way of saying bisexual then? Sounds like fake tumblr bullshit to me
>>26641913
I think it's because pansexual implies there's more than 2 genders
>>26641913
>pansexual means you love all genders
>bisexual means you love the only two genders that exist
I'm straight, but I find anime traps and bishonens really cute.
I find neither the bodies, penises or personalities of real men to be appealing
>>26641983
but there are only two genders, WTF? all genders are male and female, transfags and others aren't fucking genders, whats wrong with dat world, why can't i live in normal timez, plis end me
>>26641636
if people accepts trannies as a real thing then why don't they accept Genderfluid and agender too? if people can identify as the opposite gender why can't they identify as both genders or no gender too?
>>26640558
Straight irl, but I can fap to whatever since I'm a degenerate
I'm a 2 on the Kinsey scale.
>>26642101
Pls explain what the fuck are you talking about
