Can I get a cyborg feels thread?
>Tfw no friends.
>Tfw too weird to be a normie, too normal to be a robot.
>Tfw you could probably get a date, but are just socially inept enough to not know how to approach anyone.
>Tfw nowhere to meet any grills.
>Tfw cyborg grills don't exist.
>Tfw no qt3.14 virgin cyborg gf to stay up late and cuddle with.
>Inb4 failed normie.
On a side note, anyone have any idea where to meet female cyborgs, either irl or online? Assuming they exist? Or even other cyborgs in general?
>>26639274
FUCKING NORMIE. GET OFF MY BOARD. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26639441
This. GTFO, fucking failed normie.
>>26639441
>>26639534
Sigh.
Anyone else?
ITT: Failed normies arguing with robots.
>Coming to /r9k/ as a normie.
Literally kill yourself.
>>26639274
Join the Army, its what I did
>Fit enough to pass training
>Due to being fit was respected enough to fir it
>Not a retard so can do job effectively enough in team
>Hardly any women
>Get to train, drink, shoot guns and travel.
Perfect for a cyborg.
>>26640380
Wouldn't joint the army just mean being surrounded by chads and turbo chads? On the surface it seems like it'd be a good option, but dealing with the people 24/7 sounds like hell.
>>26639274
Cyborgs don't exist. There are just failed normies.
>>26640380
Actually that's my plan. I'm in Army ROTC, planning to go the officer route
>>26640413
Army really isn't all Chads. I know a guy who openly talks about hentai that's in the Marine Corps. There's a lot more cyborgs/robots in the military than you'd expect.
>>26639274
>tfw when everyone around you is mormon
>tfw when too nervous to ask someone to hang out
>>26640413
>>26640413
If you can keep up in PT and like to lift and can do your job then you can be whatever you want after hours. I post on 4chan, read books, paint Napoleonic figures. But I also go out with the boys and drink with them. I dont play football nor am I competitive type. The Army is a mixed bag.
>>26640533
Genuinely can't tell if you're male or female. Trap?
>>26640566
i might be underage
>>26640566
Could he pull of being a trap?
>>26640610
Yes. Very well.
>>26640646
someone photoshop me
If it looks good I'm getting fake boobs
>>26640678
Post dick pic with timestamp.
>>26640719
Photoshop me as a trap
>>26639274
>Be physically a normie
>8/10 body, 7/10 face
>No social skills, never had a gf
>Spend all freetime shit posting and lifting because too autistic to do much else
>Wishing you were a robot so you didnt have to feel this feel
