>>26639271

Tell her you don't need a GF and show her your waifu.

Honestly man, give it a try. Assuming of course you're not a faggot or asexual or just not looking for a gf or some shit. But this is /r9k/, so of course you are.

ask your mom if she can be your qt mommy gf

>>26639271
Tell her "don't embarrass yourself" and watch her cry.

On one hand, I want to tell you to go for it. On the other, I cannot imagine a modern woman wanting her mother to set her up on a date. I guess talk to your mother about what she means, specifically.

Meeting your future gf through aquatences is literally the best statistical option you have in the US. Go for it OP

>>26639271

oh god. when family offers to match make you that's how you know you're doomed in the looks

god damn, the things i'd do to have something like this happen:

>mom offers to 'introduce' you to family friends
>one of her friends has an only child daughter around your age
>shut in, never bothered with boys because she's too shy, likes everything you like, the whole package
>hit it off and talk more and more
>eventually you never want to be away from each other

shame it's a literally never ever situation

Tell her you're not interested and go full blackpill on her.

>>26639832

yeah cos this is what really happens

>shut in, never bothered with boys because she's too shy, likes everything you like, the whole package
>chad finds out and starts sending her dick pics
>she gets moist for the first time
>associates getting moist with chad's dick pics
>wants more
>chad escalates
>"hey bby u wanna see it live?"
>m-my parents are home
>"no worry bby"
>chad climbs to the 2nd floor cos hes a master at climbing
>fucks her brains out
>dumps her
>she becomes a raging tumblr feminazi

>>26639945
so the moral of the story is

go to a rockclimbing gym

Don't. No matter how much social pressure there is in society: don't mess around with relationships if you're not prepared to drop lots of time, energy, and money. I am 20, have a part time job, and doing CS degree. I am not messing with any bitches until I have my "Rome" empire set up for my life. Most of the time family members will try to set you up with somebody that has mental problems, narcissism, or drug problems. This is based on personal experience from my family and other friend's families.

>>26639974

no

>be chad
>girls try to build a rock climbing gym around you to lock you down so u don't run away
>also so they get to see u sweat ur gorgeous body and watch ur muscles contract as ur climbing

>>26639997
From my experience, family will try to set you up with normie cumdumpsters/Stacys, and/or ugly chicks. You'll never meet someone you like

Just do your assignments at college instead of at home. I don't leave until minimum 5 so that mommy thinks that I'm still happy.

Jokes on them; I'm miserable.

enjoy being set up with a 32-year-old pretending to be several years younger who has just left her third relationship in the last year due to domestic violence she instigated by being a passive-aggressive tramp and dating men she met at night clubs.

Call her a normie and tell her to fuck off

Tell her you're a disgusting waste of white skin and you're going to hang yourself the day after her funeral.