If you're a single male 18-24 reading this right now
Give me one (1) reason why you're not out socializing and trying to get laid right now.
I'm awkward as fuqq
>turbo-manlet
>busy studying
>I don't wanna waste my time, money, and sanity chasing dumb whores won't won't even give me the time of day
>I just masturbated
>>26637907
Today is my 25th birthday. Five more years until wizardhood.
>>26637907
I'm trying to learn how to like myself before I try to get along with other people
I just got home from a track meet and I'm tired as fuck
It's 11:52pm and I'm not old enough to go to a bar
>>26637907
Don't know where to go, also nobody likes me.
I am 28, why aren't i Included in this?
I probably LOOK younger than most of you guys here that are 18-24 anyway lel.
1 reason. Can't be bothered
>>26637907
i'm pretty tired honestly
>>26637907
I live in NYC and every girl I meet is a slut.
I don't know where to go
I live in a shitty city where everyone just hangs out at their friends house
And I don't have any friends
>>26638000
Being 5'8 doesn't count
>socializing
I don't have any excuse
>trying to get laid
I have a ex gf future gf kinda present gf thing where we're not gonna fuck anyone else and I don't want to mess that up
>>26637907
I'm contemplating rachel cook.
>>26637907
I don't know how.
Friends are like currency. You need friends to make them, and I don't have very many, so its very hard to go out and meet people out of the blue.
>>26637907
Making money and learning a new language so I can leave America is more important than pushing a boulder up Mt Olympus to get Chad's leftovers.
>>26637907
Insecure and have a small dick
There a few cute girls at work who I think want me, but oh well, I'll just continue living with this curse until death
>>26638032
I was thinking about living in NYC in order to get a wife since there are so many single women there. Are they really that bad?
>>26637907
Because girls have made it very clear that I am undesirable and unattractive to them. They all believe they can do better than me. Girls don't look at me ever, nor give me really any attention. I'm a virgin, kissless and handholdless at 19 going on 20. The few female acquantences I have at work will ignore me when I try to talk to them when another guy is near them and tries talking to them when I am attempting to. Girls who I try to even make small talk will sometimes ignore me like a one girl who sat at a breakfast table to get close to a Chad but he left after he ate. I tried talking to the girl but she ignored me and talked to her friends. She didn't even acknowledge my presence nor look at me.
And I don't like feeling undesirable and rejected all the time so I've given up on women.
>>26638000
Literally two years left for you until social death. Hope you've had your fun cause your 20s are over and you're not going to be having any more.
>>26637907
>spending time and money seducing succubi who can't even do right the one thing they're designed for - fucking
shut the fuck up and get a lifelike sex doll right now, fag
>>26637957
not bad m80, what events do you do?
>>26638032
What borough?Can I come stay with you? We could get into robot hijinks in the big apple.
i think it's because i'm ugly
can someone please tell me, and please be honest... I like actually i really enjoy talking to people... but they wont talk to me back.
Please be honest and tell me, do people really not like talking to ugly people? i mean im not funny, but if u want to talking about something or anything cool, or just need an outlet, i'll talk to you.
I genuinely hate myself
My desire for companionship is marred by desire for solitude
Fearful of intimacy
I can't express myself emotionally, only in a friendly sort of way
I'm hung up on someone I met online who doesn't know I'm in love with them
But most importantly, i'm listening to some good music
>don't like the people I knew in high school anymore
>tfw don't know how to make friends as an adult
>>26638061
My ex filed a restraining order against me, fucked tons of dudes right before meeting me, and started talking to her ex right before breaking up with me.
I've dated two other girls who were just as bad in their own ways, but all of them were sluts.
>>26637907
It's literally midnight and I need to get my sleep schedule fixed
>>26638092
Learn to talk with people and not at them. No one wants to be lectured about your favorite anime.
>>26637907
fuck you and your age discrimination.
i'm a kv autistic 32 yo neet in a third world shithole, and that's why i never went out to "socialize"
>>26638094
All except for the 5th one apply. Hello me.
>>26637907
Waiting for a chick to come over at like 2 am just did Coke with the mates too... Time to play samurai shodown 2
>>26638061
Depends what part
People are either dating or having casual sex
Majority of the people here are having sex though
If you want a wife, be ready for her having double digit partners.
>>26638081
5k but ran a 3k indoors today
>>26638090
Brooklyn, but I don't even have my own place.
>>26638090
>We could get into robot hijinks in the big apple.
I would like this very mucho, especially people it wouldn't be considered odd.
I'm from Queens.
>>26638124
um, what?
your assuming what kind of person i am but clearly u dont know me...
>>26638066
rofl implying it hasn't been dead before it began
>>26638151
prety gud, I run teh 400 myself
>>26638094
>I can't express myself emotionally, only in a friendly sort of way
I know this feel so much anon-san
>>26637907
Because I dont want or need too. Im happy witting in my room relaxing. Pussy is not everything and I dont base my self esteem and manhood over how much pussy I can get.
Ive gotten enough and it didnt satisfy me completely. Women are not worth the effort.
>>26638183
There are plenty of NYC bots, we really should do fun shit together
>>26638199
When's your first meet?
>>26637907
no one texted me back, im only 20 so i cant go to a bar, and i have nowhere else to go
happy OP?
>>26638092
I'm ugly, but have a decent personality.
It's just about not coming as "weird" to the people your talking to.
Most consider me easy to be around, but I'm pretty sure others consider me boring or don't wanna be around me.
Take ever conversation on strides.
>>26637947
I know this anon. The truth is hanging around other people will improve your mood and help you to see yourself In a positive light. U have to fake it till you make it at first though. Don't appear angry or make yourself vulnerable by showing your self pity its never a good thing. Its hard but quiet possible
>>26638248
next saturday, can't wait
>>26637907
Because I'm not exceptionally handsome nor am I exceptionally charismatic.
But I'm working on becoming exceptionally in shape.
That way women will have no choice but to be attracted to me and then they'll HAVE to let me be kind and sweet end caring to them
>get swole
>squire v-neck t-shirts
>fuck a lot of attractive women
>??????
>profit
>>26637907
I have social anxiety and poor social skills.
>>26638308
fuck a v neck shirt dude I cant stand people that wear them, fit or not
>>26638231
Fuck yeah I'm monitoring this thread
If anybody wants to meet up then respond to this brooklynfag here.
>>26638355
>mfw i live literally on the opposite side of the country
Always wanted to live there, I'm so god damn bored in this dead-ass city.
>>26638355
I think we should just start a group chat somewhere, any ideas?
>>26638354
I don't fucking care what I'm wearing v-necks just come to kind as something that is good for showing off muscles
I really don't care I just want to have sex with a lot of hot girls. Really that's all I want at this juncture of my life. I'm 23 and I've never had sex with a hot girl an girl
>>26637907
After a lot of thinking I've given up on trying.
I'm tired of rejection and I'm tired of the growing anxiety. The shitty part is My doctor told me to quit fucking around and go get some or my mental state will worsen.
On top of that I just don't want to be with anyone. It's to much work and they'll leave me anyway because I don't plan on changing the way I love for anyone
>>26638397
I have no form of social media except 4chan
>>26637907
OOOO HE BOUTTA DO IT
>>26637907
I'm a 5'2 manlet
>>26638066
Nah I'm 36 and I know
>>26638289
Good luck man, run hard turn left
>>26637907
because im not a normalfag drone or a worthless, regretfull old man like you
>>26638439
kek, I only have an inactive fb. if you have a phone I guess we can make a kik or just use good ol' text messages
>>26637907
It's my sister's 30th birthday so I just got home from her place, and I have to work in the morning.
>>26638487
thanks man, good luck on your season also
I'm not a filthy fucking normalfag who unironically enjoys socializing and actually wants a gf
>>26637907
I'm an ugly mongrel in a 95% white city, That's why.
Because i fucking prefer staying inside and doing nothing, i enjoy it more than going out. I got invited to a party tonight and i said no, you know why? because i wanna fucking sit inside and play street fighter you stupid normie dumb fuck
>>26638656
smart man, enjoy the finer things in life
>>26637907
1. 2 ruptured discs
2. Work tomorrow AM
3. Grad school project due Monday
4. I went out last night
5. I'm a poorfag
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>>26637907
>tfw have date with girl tomorrow
>said I was warming to the idea of a relationship just to get some sexual anything after years of not having any
>girl is munchkin shaped brown girl
>she's been texting me on and off every hour for the past 3 days
>"you have to meet my parents before we go!"
>"Btw I'm not the kind of girl to... blahblah"
>"Omg, our astrology symbols match!'
>"You liked me in high school, didn't you? lol"
I just wanted a blowjob and a movie guys... Why did I do this to myself?
FUCKKKK I swear I'm never doing this relationshit bs ever again. It's pitiful. Now I remember why my teenage self hated relationshits so much and avoided them. Women are so fucking clingy and aren't how you imagine them to be.
For all of you guys here who think your lonely, it can be worse. You could be not-lonely with a fucking succubus.
>>26637907
>itt : failed normies think they are robots
>>26637907
I don't feel like it.
The convenience of fapping is all too great
I've had sex. It's fucking(kek) overrated
I don't know anybody at this goddamned college
Because its 12:36 and I'm not about to get out of bed. I also have a hot date Monday anyways.
I already have a coworker fwb, who I honestly kind of hate and don't feel like fucking. I think she's further making me realize I will never have a gf. She's attractive and everything, but holy fuck I just don't care about a single thing she ever says.
>>26637907
I can't be arsed tbqh m8
women around here are really not worth a dime. i talked to a perfume store clerk for like 2 hours 2 days ago, im not awkward or whatever, i just have higher standards, and you should too, cockface.
Bcos Pr0n is just a click away.
But I did go on a date tonight, and it went really well. This girl is so freaking cool, I can hardly believe my luck. I know I'm gonna fuck it up somehow, I just know it. She's too beautiful and too smart and too classy for my dysfunctional ass. At least I went on a date with her though, and we did set up a date for tomorrow night. I'm so fucking anxious, though. And this was just the first fucking date. God my brain is totally fucked.
I'm single and 25 so i guess that makes me exempt from your question. checkmate faggot
>>26639289
is this something you do often? or is this the first date in several years/of your life?
>>26637907
I'm black and ugly.
There's 2 reasons.
Fuck the police
>>26637907
We're all ugly and/or awkward. You want us to go out alone to some bar or club and nail some herpes infested drunk slut? Even if we could that would be pretty pointless, I don't see the appeal of wasted slags.
If I wanted someone to remind me I'm a failure I'd talk to my parents.
>>26637907
Having really bad social anxiety makes it extremely unpleasant to interact with people. You're in a state of constant panic. I can't deal with that.
>>26637907
I really like being alone
>>26637907
No money
Not a huge fan of socializing
Not a huge fan of sex
>>26638092
It's true. People will avoid you just because you're ugly.
Because allah will bless me with 51 virgins.
>>26638066
A waiter at my work tells me he barely got laid until his late 20s and hes in his mid 30s swimming in young pussy.
You will never ever meet a girl worth your time out on the clubs on a Saturday night
Because I'm 5'4 and am too busy making porn in SFM
http://warriorsoulsfm.tumblr.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ8Ns1pQrl8
>>26638277
>its hard but quiet
stopped reading
>>26638876
just put in some work, anon it'll feel like it
but then you get your dick wet, get off your lazy ass and meet those parents!
I only have two friends in my town. Both are basement dwellers so no house parties and bars in my town only have >50 crowd in them.
1. Its 1 in the morning
2. Nobody in their right mind would ever actually love me, let alone have sex with me
>>26639882
why do you do that?
I could but don't really want to.
>>26639939
Might as well, figure once I get a new comp I can get some donations and get things rolling. Animation isn't very hard for me and I feel like I'm really getting the ball rolling in life now.
Because I spent 500 bucks on the car today and must save my remaining funds to get through the week to next payday
I'm 6ft5, fit and objectively not ugly judging by what /r9k/ and /soc/ have rated me. Used to have medically diagnosed severe social anxiety which citalopram fixed but I'm still clinically depressed and suicidal (not for muh meme reasons) so currently I'm distancing myself from the few people I know before I do finally go through with sudoku. That plus I fucking hate people.
Because.
I already went on a date with a cute girl for sushi today, and now I sit here with you assholes getting stoned and laughing at this ridiculous bullshit.
And I am hung over.
>>26637907
I'm baking blueberry muffins with my girlfriend and doing my physics homework while enjoying my vast and extensive record collection.
btw, I took her virginity.
>>26640002
Post pic pls
>>26640052
>>26640084
Go fuck yourself
>>26640002
>I'm still clinically depressed and suicidal
>not for muh meme reasons
Pick one you fucking attention whoring faggot
>>26637907
Where the Fuck am I supposed to go anyway Im 19 short poor live nowhere don't have a car and I live with mom who butches every time I leave I don't have friends and I spent the whole week sleep deprived and working fuck you
>>26639978
you know as soon as i clicked in the link and saw all that shit and your post you seem like a cool productive guy, then i just thought too myself why porn lol so much other stuff to create but hey to each their own, nice work on your page just saw like 1 or 2
I simply just don't care to. I prefer to work out, stay home, hang out people in my neighborhood, and tend to my own hobbies. I have had relationships and fuck buddies in the past: they're all just time and lots of money. No point right now because I am enlisting and really don't feel like dealing with a HB6 who thinks she is 9.
Because it's late and I've already taken all my clothes off. Once those fuckers come off, I'm dead to the world until morning
i dont have any friends well technically
best bud always hangs with gf
other friend works all the time
just have family its not the same
>havent gone on date for like 3 years..
>>26639820
I'm really hopeful this is me itf, I'm 28 and I do alright socially nowadays but I just got out of a relationship that lasted most of my 20s and I was pretty damn awkward and robot-y when I was younger before real life serious shit rubbed all the rough edges off. And I started college p. late. So now I'm surrounded by beautiful young girls and always feeling like I missed out on the whole 20s hookup and party thing. It's nice to think I might still have a chance.
I will say it seems like getting laid in general is easier as you get into your late 20s. Just from observing friends and stuff.
>>26637907
Nigga it's 1:28 AM, I should be sleeping right now.
>>26637907
It's 1:35 am and there's nothing to do in the suburbs.
My only female friend probably thinks I am in love with her
She avoids me and i feel super creepy
might as well stop trying
Social Anxiety my nizzle
>>26638308
I remember my first year lifting
You have much to learn young DYELawon.
I just finished work, mate. It's 7am here.
looks like more trouble than it's worth, fapping a few times a week is more than enough
>>26637907
It's 1:45AM.
I live in the middle of nowhere. There's nothing to do and nobody new to socialize with.
>>26637907
I dont want to socialise and im not intrested in getting laid even tho im a birgin.
>>26638092
I feel much more comfortable when talking to ugly people, because I subconsciously think they're a notch below me on the social totem pole and thus don't care what they think that much, and I'm sure many others feel this way
>>26640052
>>26640084
>gr8 b8 m8 i r8 0/8
>>26640132
You're retarded
>>26637907
Because I am a drunk depraved psychopath siting here seething while listening to Primus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3IDWmr4nLY
This song conveys such a strong feeling of absolute loss and abandonment in one's mind while being so musically coherent and beautiful. This song is absolute madness with such a level of musicianship that it took me back the first time I listened to it. Think I might listen to it again.
>>26637907
Im 6'5
Overweight
Suspected Asperger's
Physically attracted to women, but mentally attracted to men. No Homo, they are just so fucking stupid/shallow.
>>26637907
Because I don't want std's and after my last relationship, I really would rather stay single.
>>26637907
Because I've lived that life already in college.
I'm moving to a new town for work in two weeks and am really not interested in anybody in this little hicktown, I'm past the point of wanting to fuck everything that moves, if I find somebody that I share common interests with who's also a good lover, then great, if not, oh well, I'll watch my savings account grow, and do what I please in my spare time.
>>26638044
It's not that hard, all my good friends don't come out with me cause they are in relationships so I always go out by myself and make friends at clubs. You just have to be confident and not give a fuck
>>26641038
How do you make friends at clubs? I've been to them and its too loud to even have a conversation by yelling
I am ugly and all the girls just want Chad anyway. I'm doing them a favor by staying home.
>>26641200
>/r9k/ shitposting and memes are cucking you this hard
You are so god damn pathetic, holy shit.
cause my wife wouldn't like me trying to pick up girls
>mfw
>>26641200
no m8, they want you to come and talk to them.
now quit being a sissy bitch and go do it
I do not have an attractive face. This is objectively the most important thing to a woman. I stand no chance.
>>26637907
Give me one (1) reason why I should.
Had a date tonight out at some Mexican place. Came back to my place for drinks and she just left. She's coming back over tomorrow and I'm making dinner myself.
Gave me a hug when she left. So whats the point of this thread? Can robots not do this?
>wanting to be outside socializing
fucking wanna-be normies i swear just kill yourselves
I'm really socially awkward and I fucked up my social life at college. Also, I'm pretty sure I have Aspergers.
>>26641407
fuckin right, i'm a normie by force cause bills and shit. If I could (and trust me, unless waifu forces me out or I have to work I do) I would just stay home; program shit and shitpost all day everyday.
