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>your age
>how much of a virgin you are
>reason for being a virgin
>what you are planning to do about your virginity

no fembots are allowed in this thread
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>your age
25
>how much of a virgin you are
kissless
>reason for being a virgin
scared shitless of girls, insecure, shy
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
no idea
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>>26637334
>your age
28
>how much of a virgin you are
Hookers only
>reason for being a virgin
Small benis, and unattractive
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing, there's no hope.
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>>26637334
>>your age
29
>>how much of a virgin you are
kv. I paid a hooker for a blowjob though, she spent 40 minutes sucking it but I didn't cum so I told her forget it
>>reason for being a virgin
recluse neet, dropped out of society 10 years ago, intense anxiety
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
I need to fix myself first, no one likes me and I don't like myself, so even if I did stick my dick in someone it's really not going to help much.
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>>26637334
>your age
22
>how much of a virgin you are
Kissless Virgin
>reason for being a virgin
I have never approached a girl. I have never showed a girl signs of interest. As soon as develop feelings for a girl, my avoidance measures intensify greatly.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
I stopped caring a while back. I've got lots of great things in my life (education, career-path, fulfilling hobbies, a few close friends, good relationship with family) so I don't feel empty like I used to in regards to being a virgin. Even sexually speaking, I've been able to satisfy my urges whenever they come up.
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>your age
26
>how much of a virgin you are
khv
>reason for being a virgin
Ultra fat when I was young, lost the weight but I'm weird now because I have 0.00 romantic/sexual experience
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Go to bars and talk to girls. That's my entire plan, all of my friends are nerdy guys so I won't meet any through them
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>>26637334
>>your age
20
>>how much of a virgin you are
Kissless
>>reason for being a virgin
Too scared of women, 3 have told me they like me but I rejected them from pure fear and social anxiety.
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Not sure, I mean I'm not gay, it's just my spaghetti is too potent around women and it's almost impossible for me to keep a normal conversation with them.
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Does getting your dick sucked count as losing your virginity or not?
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25
no kiss, never been in a relationship, last physical contact with non-related girl was 2 years ago (a hug)
combination of apathy, difficulty connecting with other people beyond a superficial level, and insecurity
If she comes she comes.
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>>26637334
>>your age
22
>>how much of a virgin you are
kissless, handholdless
>>reason for being a virgin
severe social anxiety, unattractive, fat, no personality
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
nothing
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>>26637378
>how much of a virgin you are
>Hookers only
So what, you hired a hooker and couldn't rise to the occasion or something?
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>>26637767
Absolutely. You aren't a virgin. Congratulations, you have now been promoted from r9k to adv
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>>26637720

Its amazing how that lack of experience at fundamental years really comes back to bite you in the ass. I too lost some weight and was a late bloomer in my looks, and now I'm ready for everything but I'm clueless around girls.
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21
um? what do u mean?
mostly im ugly. actually, im for certian it is because im ugly
couple things; either lift weights until my insecurity disappears or find out something to release all of my pent autistic anxiety and rage on so that when i am around girls, all of that autism and anxiousness is no where to be found.
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>>26637334
>your age
21, 22 in a few months
>how much of a virgin you are
never even held hands or been on a date
never talked to a woman in any non-business setting
literally only my parents ever call my phone or text me
>reason for being a virgin
extremely ugly and unpopular as a child
never developed socially
was incredibly awkward my first year of college, so no one will deal with me anymore
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
I tried online dating and things like that, but the more I use it, the more I realize that all women are these cruel, manipulative people
also that I realize I will never have young love, I'll never have a cute young girl love me
I'm getting a job though, so at least I can be a beta bitch provider for a used goods slut and pretend like anyone cares

bar that, I've been planning suicide if anything else goes wrong in my life
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>your age
21
>how much of a virgin you are
kissless, handholdless,
>reason for being a virgin
Not caring enough
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing, probably do something but I doubt it.
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>19
>Made out with a girl when I was 15
>beta who has trouble with intimacy, bad at introducing myself to girls
>considering talking/pursuing this one girl from school, but again, too beta.
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>>26637334
>>your age
19
>>how much of a virgin you are
Kissless
>>reason for being a virgin
social anxiety when I was younger, too busy for grills now
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
find qt at my next job (transferring) and give her the dongald
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>21 soon to be 22 khv
>tfw try to talk to girls at uni but they are literally all taken
>talk to 5-6/10, they all have bf's
It's like all the women are either too attractive/out of reach from me. Or the ones I think I would have a chance with are already in a relationship. Is it because all the normalfags go for average looking chicks? Seriously, one even had a mustache and I saw her with a bf. I hear the average looking roastie talk and they keep mentioning their bf's. Should I lower my standards even more?
>inb4 low test, my standards are already fairly low. I quit fappin and cut the porn.
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>>26637720
>>26637838
Loose skin? I'm kind of fat, but I'm afraid that the floppy skin will look worse if I lose weight.
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>>26637994
I don't have any. I have some faint stretch marks along my hips.
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>your age
23.
>how much of a virgin you are
kissed and groped before.
>reason for being a virgin
Fallen Chad. Girls gave me the cold shoulder the moment I started having cystic acne and stopped growing at 5'6 at 15.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Planning on salvaging this life somehow by finding happiness some way. Hopefully hookers and VR can fill the void.
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>19
>i've licked pussy
> phimosis and im lazy and no money for urologist
> fucking nothing, i'm fat right now and i have no desire of changing anything cause im depressed
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>>26637334
>>your age
Go
>how much of a virgin you are
Fuck
>>reason for being a virgin
your
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
self

I don't give a fuck.
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>your age
24. 25 in April
>how much of a virgin you are
KHV
>reason for being a virgin
I get nervous and run away. Once a girl was in her underwear in a room with me. She hugged me for a while, then I left the room and drove home. Other girls have very overtly expressed interest in me since high school and I run away like Alyosha in Brothers Karamazov.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
IDK. I watch porn and I've though of hiring an escort when I have money. I'm in college and under constant stress which makes me feel depressed so I don't think about it.
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>>26637442
>no one likes me
Tell them fuck off and stop giving a shit
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>Age
22
>How much of a virgin you are
Literally never even made eye contact with a girl in a flirtatious way
>Reason
Extremely low self-esteem, social phobia especially with women, not naturally attractive enough to compensate
>What I'm planning to do about it
Wait until someone I'm attracted to makes the first move (never)
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>>26638233
>I get nervous and run away. Once a girl was in her underwear in a room with me. She hugged me for a while, then I left the room and drove home. Other girls have very overtly expressed interest in me since high school and I run away like Alyosha in Brothers Karamazov.

I'm like this too, wtf
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>26
>not at all, have had sex with only 5 women
> I'm not
> nothing

5 women at 26 seems so fucking low, I mean the ran the gambit from 5/10-8/10s which is punching above my class but still, I feellike a failure
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>>26638265
one step ahead of you, I got rid of all my "friends'" about a year ago. tBh I feel mentally better off without them.

i have resting asshole face so I'm kind of used to people automatically not liking me
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>>26638296
it's called avoidant personality disorder

usually people that had very neglectful parents get it
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>your age
22
>how much of a virgin you are
KV
>reason for being a virgin
I cant into being social or charismatic.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
nothing
just wait
and die from sickness i guess.
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>>26637808
If you buy sex, it doesn't completely wipe away the stain of virginity as a man.
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>>26637994
>>26638111
Huh. It must be different for everyone then. I just recovered from being just a little chunky, not even fat, and until I developed some muscle to fill out the loose skin, I had a good amount of flappage.
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>>26638296
Did you just wait for them to leave too?

I remember when I was a freshman in high school and I was sleeping on the pool deck waiting for my ride home. This junior girl who was cute with big boobs and had a crush on me (she wanted to go to homecoming with me later) laid down and cuddled me as the big spoon. She started trying to talk to me and I pretended to be asleep until my dad showed up to take me home
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>>26637808
>buying sex
>can't get it any other way
You lost
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>your age
26 in a week
>how much of a virgin you are
never felt affection from a woman
>reason for being a virgin
Years of bullying in elm school that resulted in a "well fuck all of you, I don't give a fuck" attitude in highschool. Have literally zero friends or social connections. Anti. Social. As. Fuck.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Not a fucking thing. It's too late for me. I went through university part time and so I can work to pay for it. Never got any social connections past acquaintances who would only text me when they needed a favour such as "Hey is your firm hiring? I need a job." or "Hey, I need to move something and you're the only guy I know with a truck." I tried asking the cute girl at the coffee shop for her number. I tried tinder. I'm just not attractive or have that great of a personality to get strangers to even want to know me more.

Now that university is over, I blew my chance. That was it. Hell someone like me is damaged goods just for being a virgin this long.

I work long hours, I drink heavily, and I pretend I don't notice the disappointment my parents are trying to hide.
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>>26637334
26
kissless virgin
ugly manlet, no social skills
I don't know
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>24
>had sex with one gf and three hookers
>I'm not, but haven't had sex without paying in over two years
>been on a few dates with a girl lately, but too beta to make a move so far
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>>26638585
>disappointment my parents are trying to hide
Fuck em you didn't ask to be here
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>>26637334
>24
>kissless, handholdless, but not hugless
>Had oneitis bad in HS, couldn't work up courage to do anything about it. She ended up with someone else, I ended up broken.
>nothing. I don't care anymore. If it happens, great, if not oh well.
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>>26637334
24, kissless virgin, I'm a fat neckbeard who spends most of his time working or playing video games. Had one woman who ever liked me and she decided not to be with me because she's Mormon.
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>29
>kissless virgin
>literally no valid reason, I keep trying and they keep saying no
>as I said, I keep trying and they keep saying no, I may make enough money some day and pay for it but I have trouble with the bills
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>>26638233
God fucking damn't that's pretty much me. Also 24, and turning 25 in April.

Has anyone found away around this?
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>>26637334
23
kissless
diagnosed autist and also kinda fat
losing weight, beyond that im past caring. much more interesting in a gf than some warm hole for my cock.
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20
KHV
Have had really bad oneitis since beginning of high school and have a problem with being physically close to people and get weirded out. Could have lost it on two occasions but pussied out and didn't make any moves cause beta af.
Probably fucking nothing lel not desperate enough to hire hooker but feel like shit being a virgin.
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>>26637334
>tfw paid a hooker that came to my residence room in uni and lick my asshole

Only after writing that out did i realize it's not normal
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>>26637334
has anyone else posted then jerked off to the OP's pic yet?

>I have
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>>26637334
>your age
20
>how much of a virgin you are
handholdless, hugless, kissless, ect.
>reason for being a virgin
i don't really talk to any girls around my age and there are literally zero on my course
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
no idea. either nothing or one day i'll just give up on my "unrealistic expectations/standards" and probably an hero out of depression somewhere down the road
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>>26637334
>>your age
well past wizard
>>how much of a virgin you are
hkv
>>reason for being a virgin
pudgy, 6/10 on my best day, social skills 404
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing, it's a lost cause at this point
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Question, what does KHV mean? Just got back on here after being gone for a while and haven't heard the term before. I'm assuming it's something similar to KV?
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>>26639559
kissless handholdless virgin

the robot is one
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>>26639559
KHV is what normies say.

Personally, I'm a KHECV
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Holy fuck that picture. Where did you find that OP?
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>>26639610
That's what I was thinking, but wanted to clarify for sure, thanks.

>>26639639
The fuck does that even mean?
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>>your age
19
>>how much of a virgin you are
Only not one if rape counts
>>reason for being a virgin
literally terrified of women and sex because of being raped when I was 9
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Before any of that I just want to be able to have a relationship and trust someone.
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>18
>Handholdless Kissless, touched a girls ass once though because she asked me to
>Im fat, only redeeming factors is that when I am around girls I can get pretty confident and I have good eyes and good face. But I never have hung out with a girl 1 on 1.
>No idea, probably try and lose some weight, also my acne is slowly fading away so that's good
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22
never kissed
women aren't interested in me
nothing if I could rape without being caught I'd do it, young men aren't supposed to survive like this without fucking.
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>Your age
19
>How much of a virgin you are
KHV
>Reason for being a virgin
Serious oneitis issues between 12-16. Impossible to find anyone that's really compatible with me. (Tfw Cyborg) No idea how to approach females.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
No idea.

I have plenty of potential, literally the one thing holding me back is finding someone that's compatible and being able to actually approach them. After that, I can hold a conversation and deal with other relationship-type shit.
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>>26637334
>your age
20
>how much of a virgin you are
kissless
>reason for being a virgin
Where do I start?
Boring, average to below average looks, I don't leave my house much except for my job, black (I find it a disadvantage), and boring hobbies (videogames, anime, cartoons, comics, etc).
I'm also just not good with talking to girls. So all of these things put together, there's no surprise that I'm a virgin still.

I also have no car, and still live with my parents. Which is a huge turn off to almost every girl.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Get a car. Once I have that, I can actually go to places to meet women. Then I can also actually date them. I can't bring them home, or go to places myself. Which is my biggest problem right now.
I did try tinder, and other dating apps/sites. But they didn't work out for me. I never got messages or matches. So I think I'm stuck with needing to do it face to face.
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>>26639687
Kissless Handholdless Eye contactless virgin
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>22
>Kissless
>Social Anxiety
>Procastinate
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>>26637334
Source? Who is she?
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>>26637334
>642
>immortality
>die
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>>26637334
18
Kissless
Don't know how to talk to girls
Nothing
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>21, 22 in April

>Kissless,Handholdless Virgin

>I had a very messed up life because of an alcoholic father and have had difficulty forming relationships due to the emotional toll of moving around a lot, I'm also a high functioning autist that only ugly girls and an azn liked.
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>>26639905
Just go up to them and say hi. It's not that hard
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Probably gonna get hate fore age but
>your age
18
>how much of a virgin you are
All. Kissless. Handholdless. Never had a gf
>reason for being a virgin
My choice. I really dont care about having a gf and such unless its my dream girl in every way I guess. Im not asexual im horny af. Girls hit on me butI just dont want to have to text them everyday. Id rather play video games.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Keep it or idk. If I get horny enough use tinder
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>>26639946
Nah, I just can't.
I can talk to men, but when it comes to women I go full shy mode
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>>26639905
You're going about it the wrong way, famalamadingdong. You talk to men and make friends. More specifically, you make friends with men who have girlfriends. Then you talk to their girlfriends and hope that they have friends they'd be willing to set you up with.
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>>26639979
you are a fuckin normiefag, get out
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>>26639979
gtfo YOU FUCKING NORMAN REEE
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>>26637334
>23
>not a virgin
>not a virgin
>not a virgin
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>>26639979
>underage
>norman
>death note pic
I hope you learned your lesson.
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When i was like 6-7 i kissed a girl in the lips when she was distracted (lasted 0.1 of a second) then she said something like eww and never talked to me again

Does this count as a kiss
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>>26640192
hi roastie
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>>26640218
The only way you could be more of a pathetic person is if you count it as a kiss.
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>>26639979
>babby hasn't lost virginity
>claims he can lose it any time
>while posting deathnote
>while talking like a normie
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>your age
18
>how much of a virgin you are
Only done stage kisses.
>reason for being a virgin
Not that attractive, never hooked up
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
maybe get someone drunk and bang them. no roofies though, i wouldn't do that. maybe get someone with low standards and fuck them
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>>26640265
I think his post is pretty funny. Especially the "I'll just use tinder" part
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>>26640265
I mean its just a reaction image, but I have watched it. I mean im attractive enough to get flirted with heavily so I assume I can. Im not a normie im a robot. I have the ability to go to social gathering but I dont. :(
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>>26640268
>only done stage kisses

I thought you drama fags all fucked around. I know you're all spergy and the women are weird and unattractive but I always heard that after the show you'd all just get weird with it.
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>>26637334
>your age
20
>reason for being a virgin
5/10 and no social skills
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
I really have no quarrels being a virgin as long as I have other robots to talk to at 1:30 am
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>>26637334

>22
>kissless virgin
>i may be retarded
>die a virgin
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>>26640305
>just a reaction image, but i have watched it
>attractive enough to get flirted with heavily
>ability to go to social gatherings but i don't
>:(

>i-'m not a n-normie i swear guiz i'm j-just like you!

one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just DOESN'T BELONG,
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>25
>kissless virgin
>I don't really care enough about sex to go through the obstacles to get it.
>Nothing, I'm content on dying a virgin.
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>>26640397
I mean im not a normie. I havent hanged out with anyone since I was like 7. Im just a shut in who plays video games on steam
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>your age
28
>how much of a virgin you are
A drunk landwhale kissed me to get back at her retarded admirer
>reason for being a virgin
Many. Said landwhale would have fucked me but was put off by intense trembling and incoherent mumbling.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Become An Hero
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>your age
21
>how much of a virgin you are
closest is sex in a dream. but i've touched boobies and dry humped girls in club in real life
>reason for being a virgin
a sperg and not good looking (have a hunch and stuff too)
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
nothing.... play dota and watch anime.
doesn't bother me too much... though it's not like i don't want to fug benis in vagina, just not something i worry about constantly. i'd rather focus on not being a neet and other things
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>your age
26
>how much of a virgin you are
I've been in bed with a girl, made out, and done oral. This has happened on more than one occasion too.
>reason for being a virgin
Can't get hard while drunk, can't talk to girls while sober.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing, I'm too old to be playing the game as a virgin, and 2D does a good enough job of filling in the blanks. A girl would pretty much have to force herself on me for me to ever lose my virginity. I guess my plan would be to just continue working on self improvement until I become a desirable man worth having a girl to force herself on.
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>>26637334
>23
>kissless, hugless, handholdless that whole thing
>i don't have a job, i don't have a car, i live with my parents, there is nothing valuable about me as a human being (i'm tall and have a big dick 6'3. 7'5) but that doesn't change my social status
>been thinking about seeing an escort for awhile now. she is a qt asian 5 foot 39kg and dfc. basically a legal loli and all for only $200
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>>26640643
>closest is sex in a dream
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>>26640690
it still took a couple of times cause i'd wake up just before it happened too lmao, like my subconsious is trolling me
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>>26637334
>19
>KIssed, hugged and held hands but virgin
>Never escalated with the only gf I had before she had to leave
>dunno
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>>26640705
I like you Anon, you're a funny guy
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>your age
24
>how much of a virgin you are
khv
>reason for being a virgin
born into a cult I'm still stuck in
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
nothing I can do. Even if I manage to escape there's still the fact that I have 0 experience in dating. At 24 might as well give up.
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I'm not really a frequenter here.. but i'm fascinated.. Why don't you guys simply just chat up the people you work with?

Flirting is very much a natural thing to do..Most of you seem so upset about your current situation and i can't help but want to reach out to each one of you and just fucking give you some advice.
Find a girl who is laid back who is around you a decent amount.. (college, job.. whatever) and just build a report with her. Even if she's not into you, she has friends. They all do.

It really isn't this huge barrier that's in your heads. And if sex is what you're worried about, save a hundred bucks or two, and go find a prostitute. You'll realize sex isn't the absolutely HUGE wall you all see it as.

I'm not here to judge.. just want to help. Honestly.
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>>26640984
>I just want to help
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>>26640984
I work with all guys, there are no girls in my workplace at all. The guys say that they all want to get me laid, but I don't want a quick fuck. I want a relationship.
If I wanted a quick fuck, I'd get a prostitute and get it over with.
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>>26641078

When they say they want to get you laid that means they want to help you get to that point. I mean often the relationship starts out with that initial hookup at a bar or whatever where you end up talking to the girl for a few hours.

You just gotta take the leap somewhere. It's not like the girl is going to force you to fuck or anything.
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>>26640984
i don't work and don't go to partys/gatherings often, even then theres hardly any girls there besides freinds GFs or people I know from school, and if they are then they're not type to talk to me.

and 'chatting up' involves not being a sperg. i don't know how to flirt, or even talk to males/females besides initial interests or if they have something in common which is music, anime or video games.
sometimes i 'accidently' flirt, like dropping sexual innuendos and stuff without even knowing and females think that i'm flirting. but i don't really know what 'flirting' is, like is it hinting that you like them like 'you look good' or saying kind of sexual stuff?

but girls never carry conversation like other guys do. then when girls actually do talk to me i'm usually too drunk/fucked at a party and can't converse with them either way (probably because i'm more talkative/confident, but whenever a girl ends up trying to talk to me it's at end of night i'm really drunk or at a point where i'm really stuffed)
but i don't really try flirt. i just talk to them like i do guys when I talk to girls
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>>26640984
Girls make moves on me but I run away and hide, pretending they didn't actually want to sleep or date me. This doesn't directly bother me because I keep myself busy with courses and hobbies.
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20 kv here

Ive held hands with a girl at high school graduation party before and it was magical. Felt really good, do normies feel like that all the time?
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>>26640984
>Find a girl who is laid back who is around you a decent amount

No matter how laid-back a girl is I can't be comfortable around her unless she's like 50.

Flirting isn't natural at all to me. I'm very careful never to say anything that could be interpreted as showing interest.
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36 years old, so a wizard.

Sometimes I tout myself as kissless in these threads, but I'm drunk enough to be honest tonight. I had my first kiss at 22 and spent the rest of my summer that year screwing around and making out with her. She was not deformed or obese. By any standard, she was very, very attractive.

But what of it? 14 years later, I am a wizard. Most of you are very young. Most of you will not die as virgins. But I will. God, I'm feeling angrier than usual tonight. Thank whatever gods pity wizards that scotch exists.
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>your age
29
>how much of a virgin you are
hkv (but not pure of blood loser, lots of hookers and local escorts)
>reason for being a virgin
intense anxiety issues/social phobias, borderline agoraphobic (will do almost anything to avoid leaving my apartment) Lots of body image issues (hairy as fuck/bad teeth/lazy left eye) with bad paranoia, small stutter/speech impediment.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
I've decided to go full tilt into wizardry. I always kept with a minimalist, nondescript approach to my apartment, no creepy shit or tchotchkes adoring every inch of shelf space in the hope of being able to bring a chick back, but recently I just said for fuck it. I've been buying a shit ton of figures/hobby/model kits, lots of old vidya and various wrestling paraphernalia to bring some sort of semblance of joy to my life (guess what? IT DOESN'T)
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>>26641674
>36 years old

How do you do it Grand Wizard? I'm 20 and every day all I want to do is fuck a woman. I can't imagine going even 2 years more with this bullshit.
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>24
>full KHV, can't even remember the last time I spoke to a woman who isn't in my family
>shit with people and not much desire to change that at this point
>nothing I'll just ride the wave to suicide
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>>26642028
How do I do it? I have no choice.

It's a horrible way to live but, God pity me, I still feel that impulse to live. There are a tiny number of men no woman wants. Sadly, the Fates chose me to rank among them. It hurts. Being so completely rejected is exquisitely painful.

But you keep going. But God help me. I am so tired of living like this.
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>>26637334
>your age
21
>how much of a virgin you are
kissless
>reason for being a virgin
can't hold a conversation for more than 30 seconds
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
idk senpai, it is what it is
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>>26637334
>24
>Klmnopqrxtuv
>various reasons. First because I was autismal as fuck and even Chad looks couldn't subsume an unhygienic appearance, Hawaiian shirts, tard noises and genuinely autistic behavior
>fixed myself socially around 20 but then I had dropped out of college and worked min wage in a place with 5 older guys. In a word I had/have no leverage
>absolutely nothing. Since I have adopted a stern antinatalist outlook I actually resent my sexuality greatly. My sexual "needs" seem like the insidious undercurrent that is meant to serve as a justification for me to commit the odious sin of imposing life on another, thereby having an immediate hand in everything unfortunate that happens to them. up to and including a potentially agonizing death.
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>your age
Turning 26 in a month
>how much of a virgin you are
Kissed girls and held hands.
>reason for being a virgin
I dropped all potential relationships because of muh laziness and then acquired lots of insecurities.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
I plan to fix my issues (mainly my ugly teeth and mental fears) and then get a gf. Latter shouldn't be a problem because girls were always interesting in me.
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>>26637924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

Seriously.. just walk straight up to her and ask her if she wants to hang out sometime.. worst is she turns you down. EVERYONE has been turned down.. just be proud you werent a coward and move on
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>>26642302
Except eternal cringe and countless hours lying awake at night muttering obscenities.
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>>26637334

>your age
21
>how much of a virgin you are
KV
>reason for being a virgin
I've had girls like me before but I've backed out because either a friend liked them, or I was too scared to mess it up - as well as generally spergy-ness
> what you are planning to do about your virginity
move to a new town and friend group, work super hard and improve myself and finally become happy
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>your age
22
>how much of a virgin you are
I have never gotten passionate with a girl or woman
>reason for being a virgin
Catholic & Mexican upbringing has taught me to be responsible and not have sex before marriage as well as focus on school first. Really, though, I just don't connect that easily to new people, and going to an all-male high school kind of didn't help teach me how to talk with girls.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Ultimately, I think I'll just worry about it when I "find the one", or rather someone who I think would be a good partner: my friend first, my lover second.
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>24
>I've had blowjobs before
>fat

Starting losing weight. Already down 20 pounds so far.
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>>26642302
>worst is she turns you down
No, the worst is she turns me down then publicly shames me. Maybe even laughs about my attempt in passing with some friends later.
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>>26637334
>your age
18
>how much of a virgin you are
kissless virgin
>reason for being a virgin
I have a 3.5 inch penis
>what are you planning to do about your virginity
probably nothing to insecure I don't think I could ever pleasure a woman.
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Why are you all on 4chan? Everyone on this thread belongs on wizchan.
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>>26642333
I should also add that I am fairly fat, but not disgustingly so while clothed. If I worked out and/or adjusted my diet to something healthier, I'm sure I would be able to at least have the confidence in order to ask women out but my laziness gets in the way of even that. If I can't put in the effort to work on my body and improve myself, why would I think another person would want to put in the effort to spend their life with me? I also don't put in much effort into my creative hobbies or interests of which music is the only one I have ever semi-seriously dabbled in. It might be presumptuous of me to think this, but I wouldn't be surprised if other people are in somewhat similar positions, especially for hobby part. I, too, would love it if I could place the blame on someone else for my being on the path to wizardry, but I do not see how the fault could lay on anyone but me, and I accept it. This thread is kind of nice for making us do some self-reflection.
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Does sex with a condom count or am I still virgin? I've only fucked escorts before
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>Your age
29

>How much of a virgin are you?
Kissless. I've been hugged once.

>Reason for being a virgin
I never tried, I always had very low self-esteem and terrible social anxiety. The last ten years or so I've also just been around very few girls for the most part.

>What are you planning to do about your virginity?
Nothing.
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>>26641674
What is wrong with you? What are the biggest issues that stop you?
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>>26637334
>your age
22
>how much of a virgin you are
Was able to kiss a girl, but I really don't like to count it because she didn't expect it and probably didn't want to either.
>reason for being a virgin
Reposting from other thread. Because I fear getting too close to most people out of fear of being hurt. I've had situations in the past during formative years where people would feign interest/being nice to me in order to get me vulnerable and hurt me. I'm deathly afraid of situations beyond my control so I can't easily leave my comfort zone, which excludes me from a lot of contact. I don't have the best relationship with my parents which is probably another negative in my life that's affected other aspects.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing, because I have no idea what to do besides "be myself."
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>>26642551
Nothing is wrong with him for he is enlightened.
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>>26637334
>your age
19

>how much of a virgin you are
Kissless but I've hugged and held hands with a few girls.

>reason for being a virgin
Chubby and socially awkward, I can make people laugh but can't hold any kind of serious conversation.

>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Still in college so I still have a chance. I've gotten a bit better at talking to people with help from my therapist.
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>>26641674
Why haven't you gone to a hooker yet?
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>>26642551
I am not a heterosexual woman, so I can't speak to why they find me less sexually attractive than at least 98 percent (the percentage of men lose their virginity by my age) of all men. And consent is kind of a thing. So a virgin I remain, cradle to grave. At least liquor doesn't find me repulsive.
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>>26642647
Are you /fat/?
I am and it always gave me self-confidence issues even tho I'm not barely-walking fat
I just fucked whores but I can't seem to get the confidence to talk to a qt or anybody. And believe me have I had pussy served to me on a platter. My parent's church friends really liked me and always tried to hook me up with their daughter. Never made a move. Dunno why
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>>26637334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKemtcBN40
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>>your age
23
>>how much of a virgin you are
KV, only held hands with girls during compulsory school activities
>>reason for being a virgin
Can't talk to girls or people I don't know in general, fat, not good-looking, the only girls who have been interested in me lived hundreds of miles away
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
idunnolol

Staying a virgin is the easiest thing in the world.
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>>26642629
Because having to pay for a woman to touch me would hurt even worse.
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>your age
22
>how much of a virgin you are
K(h)v (i was at a camp where every night we had to hug everyone else at camp)
>reason for being a virgin
I dunno really. I've had girls ask me out and I've rejected them. I just wasn't interested back then. Maybe I should have realized it's more important than I thought. Right now I've been almost entirely isolated for two years and have severe social anxiety and depression. It will likely go better for me than I had initially hoped because i recently had a talk with a stranger and I've managed to channel my talkative self again. I'm still not recovered in body language but I can atleast convey things now.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Get fit, get laid. I really think it'd be healthy to sleep around before finding onitis. Otherwise I'd be stuck with the fantasy. And the grass is always greener until you get there. I'm also very afraid of messing it up with onitis so it's a cowards strategy really.
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>>26637334
>your age
18
>how much of a virgin you are
never touched a girl
>reason for being a virgin
'tism
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
at this point, some chick has to be very determined to get my dick. i'm done
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>>26642695
No, I am not. I'm actually rail thin. Full on Raistlin mode. Maybe the wizard appellation is appropriate.
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>>26642647
If you dont want to talk about that then your probably fat and ugly. Most of the "problems" are fixed with gym, grooming and meditation. You just need to actually want to change and not be lazy.
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>>26637334
27
Very kissless
I don't meet people and thus don't know how to interact with them
Stopped caring about it
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>>26642716
Don't be so sure. I lost my virginity to a hooker. It sucked, but I kept doing it anyway. Then eventually I got decent at sex through practice with hookers. I would have hated to have my first time as bad as it was with someone who actually cares about me.
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>your age
25
>how much of a virgin you are
the maximum amount that you can have i guess
>reason for being a virgin
autism
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
nothing
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>>26642782
>height can be fixed with gym and grooming
>autism can be fixed with gym and grooming
>ugly can be fixed with gym and grooming
wew
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>>26642782
Well, I'm certainly not fat. Perhaps I'm quite ugly. I most likely am, come to think of it. Do you have any platitudes in your arsenal to remedy ugliness? If so, I eagerly await them.
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>>26642782
>meditation

>>26642807
But if they cared about you they wouldn't mind an awkward first time.
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>under 20 and haven't had sex
>im doomed
seriously guys?
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>your age
20
>how much of a virgin you are
kissless
>reason for being a virgin
No girl shows interest, too shy, too lazy, have nothing in common with girls, almost exclusively into feet so foot worship takes precedent over losing virginity
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
nothing at the moment, I met a guy in college last year who is into domination and lets me worship his feet; he is a feminine emo guy. It's a good setup because neither of us are interested in anything other than feet in terms of guys. I like worshipping feminine feet and he likes having a guy under his feet for the feeling of power. At this point, I don't even care about my virginity, as long as I can find feminine guys and girls to worship, I'm all good.
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>>26642807
I get that. But I am a 36 year old virgin. Trust me, no woman will ever care about me.
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>>26642841
That's only true if you are both teenagers. If you're past 25, you're expected to know how to have sex. Imagine if you found the love of your life now, and were a complete disappointment in bed.

If you haven't had sex by 25, then it's going to take a lot of practice to get up to speed. I should know.
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>tfw you realize that someone who loves you would love you regardless of job, social and sexual ability
>this implies there's nobody who loves you
Damn it. I've been reading all these 'how to be kind' books in the past just to make sure that if I find someone I love then they'd be able to love me back but since nobody even gives me a chance they have to be so shallow that it wouldn't matter in the first pace.
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>>26642880
I can't imagine the love of my life being a slut though. Hell, I'd rather she think less of me for visiting hookers.
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>>26642828
>>26642831
If youre not deformed then getting fit will probably make wonders for your face as well. I went from ugly nerd to interesting/charizmatic when i became muscular. And thats actually what a girls say that didnt talk to me before but seen me from time to time due to my job.
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>>26642959
>slut
What does that have to do with anything? A girl who would have sex with you is a slut? Or a girl who isn't a virgin is a slut?

>I'd rather she think less of me for visiting hookers
You don't tell her about your sexual past, numbnut. She will just assume you've had girlfriends or hookups.
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Two years ago I went from 240 to 180 pounds, still looked well over 200 according to /fit/, got sick of the constant hunger and lack of gains, and put all the weight back on plus interest in a matter of months. Can't imagine myself going through that again, especially since it didn't benefit me in any way.

>>26643033
So I couldn't be honest with the "love of my life"?
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>>26637334
>your age
26
>how much of a virgin you are
no kiss
>reason for being a virgin
Lazy, don't go outside, don't talk to anyone except one good friend who is kinda in the same spot but not V (and he thinks I am not v too)
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing. Everyone believes I had sex multiple times and am not interested in it anymore. Sounds funny but I like it. Fapping is so much easier and I don't want relationships that take all my time away from me. I tried but I don't like spending ALL my time together in real life. It is much more beautiful over the internet. If I want to opt out, then I can.
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>>26643061
Believe it or not, it's perfectly normal to not inquire too much into your partner's sexual past.
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>>26637334
>21
>I held hands with a girl once at a movie (I asked first to) she apparently didn't like that and never talked to her again
>Years of low self esteem from emotionally abusive stepfather making me feel worthless since 5th grade, lack of any kind of social skills. Also obese and small penis.
>nothing at this point
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>>26643186
Fellow fat anon with a small penis, how did you get a girl to go to a movie with you?
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>>26643214
I was friends with a chad until a few years ago, he gave her my number and we probably only talked via text, facebook, and occasional phone call for over a year till we finally went on a "date." 2nd one was the hand holding one. We did get along really well, talked from the morning until night. Kind of miss it sometimes.
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>>26637334
>your age
18
>how much of a virgin you are
Never had sex but my 13 year old neighbor used to fondle me when she baby sat me.
>reason for being a virgin
0 social skills and severe social anxiety.
>What are you planning to do about your virginity
Nothing. No point in needlessly embarrassing myself or leaving my room.
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>your age
23, almost 24
>how much of a virgin you are
I've made out with a few women, nothing beyond that
>reason for being a virgin
Anxiety, lack of self esteem, body image
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Jack fucking shit. I haven't even jerked off in months. I hate almost everything about my life atm.


>>26643108
>Everyone believes I had sex multiple times and am not interested in it anymore. Sounds funny but I like it.

Same.
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>>26643253
>my 13 year old neighbor used to fondle me when she baby sat me.
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>your age
25
>how much of a virgin you are
kv neet on bux for 4.5 years
>reason for being a virgin
shy and uggo. plus i moved to a new school every 3 years until i reached 15, and i dropped out at 16. also my parents never loved me and im currently heavily balding
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
i dont know. i dont really care to lose it, or even care to get a gf really, its whateves already. when i was younger i'd feel tfwnogf very heavily but as of late im so disgusted by females i dont even want them. even if i had money i woudlnt be anyone's betabux and im not getting with a roastie who "matured" and "isnt like that anymore"

so its just 4chan and games for me desu
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>>26637334
>your age
22

>how much of a virgin you are
kissed girls numerous times, had a blowjob twice (last was when I was 18), dick went limp when I had the chance to lose virginity

>reason for being a virgin
confidence issues coupled with unrealistically high standard for picking women

>what you are planning to do about your virginity
if I don't lose virginity by the time I'm 23, I'll sleep with this college girl that's into me but I'm not that into her

I guess I'm just a somewhat failed normie. I'm popular, have big social circle, go out every weekend etc.
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>>26637334
>age
21
>how much
kissless
>reason
poor facial aesthetics, socially challenged, no friends, indian american
>what are you planning to do
nothing I can do, just try to make a lot of money and then use it to exact revenge upon society. I already have a well-paying job.
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>>26637334
>>your age
20
>>how much of a virgin you are
kissless, friendless
>>reason for being a virgin
Ugliness, mental problems, complete social isolation
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Hopefully commit suicide
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>>26643354
Don't do it.

This is me: >>26643352

You can just try to get into a position of money or power and then make life difficult for people as revenge. That's my plan.
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>what you are planning to do about your virginity
nothing

wow, most of you answered that, that shows me that the main reason you are virgins is because you are too scared to change/interact. Thanks!, now I know that I reeeeally have to change. Fuck everyone.
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>>26643352
I forgot the best part, I can't even become a priest or something to have everything be excused by the celibacy vow, because in Hinduism, priests are expected to be married.
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>>26643391
>>26643354

First thing I'd work on is getting rid of mental problems (don't ask me how) if they're messing with your life. Social isolation might disappear after that, with some effort ofc. Ugliness is mostly there to stay, unless it's something that can be fixed with dressing well/working out/plastic surgery.

After you do that, you could try and find other things in life that make you happy. Pussy isn't everything, and there's always prostitutes. Love is important tho but it's rare for normies, not only robots.
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>>26643354
Don't listen to >>26643391 Suicide is the only way us degenerates can ever achieve peace. Why hold on to the delusion that thing will get better when you sure as hell know they won't.
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>your age
23
>how much of a virgin you are
Kissless, handholdless, conversationless
>reason for being a virgin
Manlet, known druggie
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing familia I like being alone. Not that everyone in this town wouldnt already hate my guts
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>>26643477
I'm not saying they'd get better. I'm saying that when you have nothing else, you can just dedicate all your efforts into making money, and then use the money to fuck up people's lives. It's not going to make you not a virgin or anything.
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>19
>Kissed a girl once, otherwise full virgin
>Lack of trying
>Talking to more girls at university
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>your age
23
>how much of a virgin you are
rare kissless gay virgin
>reason for being a virgin
was a ham planet most my life and had no self confidence, Lost 100lb and I'm skinny now but still no self confidence because of loose skin on stomach.
>what are you planning to do about your virginity
probably just gonna get an old guy on grindr/craigslist to fuck me even though 90% of them likely have aids
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>>26643520
After you reach a certain point of social isolation there's no way you can dedicate yourself to anything besides self pity and jerking off. There's no hope for us, for fuck sakes it's hard to care when everyone's given up on you.
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>19
>only kissed one girl
>am a manlet and still sound like a 12 year old, awkward as fuck to be around, probably laughed at by any girl who's ever known me
>nothing, I don't really care enough at this point unless some likeable girl just walks and throws herself at me
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>your age
19
>how much of a virgin you are
kissless
>reason for being a virgin
I used to be an alpha football chad in high school but I believed in the purity bullshit. I rejected so many advances because I was an idiot god believer. Once I left high school, I became nothing. I can't even talk to a girl confidently anymore.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing. I give up. Weed, weightlifting, vidya, and anime makes up my life now.
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>>26637838
Go to a church or volunteer for the needy. There are still inexperienced women out there who wouldn't mind a virgin at a late age but they are difficult to find.
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>21
>handholdless KV
>social connections destroyed by lack of self-awareness and crippling social anxiety starting highschool
>become rich and famous to spite the girls who would fuck chad over me or kill myself
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>your age
20
>how much of a virgin you are
kissless, handholdless, does a platonic hug count?
>reason for being a virgin
General aspergers. I don't think I'm super ugly because girls have shown interest, but I shut them down like I'm programmed to do it. I beat myself up afterwards and do the same shit again the next day.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
It's not a priority at the moment. I suspect there are some deeper issues, as there were when I lost all my motivation for school, but I used all my free therapy getting through that.
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>20, 21 in a few months
>i paid hookers, otherwise im a kissless, handholdless virgin
>EXTREMELY ugly, broken nose, balding, crooked teeth
>nothing, its too late and its hopeless, im too ugly anyway
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19, male
Lost my virginity at 16
Ama
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>>26637334
>your age
23
>how much of a virgin you are
KHV
>reason for being a virgin
I'm 3/10 and besides my character is very similar to white trash
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Absolutely nothing, i'll treat girls like second-tier people and remain virgin. Atleast i'll be happy about doing what i want.
no one is going to read this entry, so why bother
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>>26644090
i read it faggot.
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36.
Handholdless, hugless, kissless virgin.
Social awkwardness, quiet, shy, not that good looking.
Nothing, I don't care anymore. I'll be a virgin until the day I die and I'm okay with it.
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>your age
18
>how much of a virgin you are
Lost v few weeks ago
>reason for being a virgin
did everything before but aint get no puss
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
ask boss to give me more pussi
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>your age
27
>how much of a virgin you are
Never had sex.
>reason for being a virgin
Lack of self-confidence, lack of social interactions, lack of friends, no interesting hobbies...
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
I've been thinking about joining a dating website. But seeing all these obese girls or single mothers with high standards isn't appealing. Coupled with the fact that most of the time the m/f ratio is like 5/1 with Chads to compete with...

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>>26637984
This. The older you get, the worse it gets. Most 25+ girls are already taken, engaged or divorced and already have a child.
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>>26637334
>your age
26
>how much of a virgin you are
Kissed a girl before, but nothing beyond that. Also, kissing was surprisingly gross and didn't turn me on in any way.
>reason for being a virgin
Socially awkward as fuck, extremely insecure and very shy.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing, I've come to terms with it.
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>>26644230
You sound just like me, except I'm 20.
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>your age
22

>how much of a virgin you are
Dude I haven't even held hands with anyone. I haven't even spoken to someone I could be interested in.

>reason for being a virgin
I'm an introverted, non-white, fat, ugly /average, autistic spaghetti chef, and there may even be more wrong with me than that.

>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing. It's over for me on the love front and by extension, the sex front. I don't feel comfortable with the thought of actually doing total strangers
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>your age
29
>how much of a virgin you are
i'm not
>reason for being a virgin
i'm not
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
n/a

HOLY SHIT /r9k/ BTFO LMAO U MAD KIDS WOW I HAD MY DICK IN PUSSIES AND BUTTS AND SLUTS AND VIRGINS!
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>your age
25
>how much of a virgin you are
kv
>reason for being a virgin
All boys catholic school, haven't really tried to find a gf, average looks. Crippling fear of intimacy. I can talk to women, I just never really went out of my way to do so.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity Get a job, my own place and maybe then worry about it

One girl was very interested in me, but she was 16.
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>>26643520
>I'm saying that when you have nothing else, you can just dedicate all your efforts into making money, and then use the money to fuck up people's lives.

Why would I do that? It's not their fault that I'm like this, why should I spread my misery.

>>26643657
This guy gets it. Motivation beyond the bare minimum of "if I don't go to work I will lose my apartment, then freeze/starve to death" doesn't exist for people like us.
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>>26644339
>posting on /r9k/
good job anon for reminding us that you don't need to be a virign to be a loser, and yes i include myself
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>>26644444
Checked_man.jpg
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>your age
27
>how much of a virgin you are
hooker sometimes, had a gf for a short time when i was 20 held hands, kissed but no sex
>reason for being a virgin
shy, did not groom myself when teenager and therefore have only little exp with grills, srsly cant stand looking at old pictures from myself anymore
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
grooming, getting fit, get hobbies and see what happens atm

/r9k/, what are some good things to do to get to know people/grills. i am openminded. shooting, sports, gym? any experiences?
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>>26637334
21
virgin
always either sperg out with girls or chicken out of making a move (which has been a good call on a few occasions)
hope some random woman has sex with me at some point
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i havent talked to a girl my age since primary school
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>your age
18, birthday pretty recently
>how much of a virgin you are
"How many breads have you eaten in your life?"
>reason for being a virgin
Because apparently I'm a 7->8.5/10 who has paranoia with actually starting relationships because aspy and childhood/social problems.

Despite, y'know, most of my friends being female and being fucking complemented left and right. I also play vidya and watch animu, you've seen /nerds/.
>what are you planning to do about your virginity
Keep it secret, keep it safe, etcetera.
And now I've failed that, I plan on getting myself back into hard work and achievement.
Or just take a swig of that God juice for a little and henceforth screw that 7/10 whose number I just got.
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>your age
21
>how much of a virgin you are
kv
>reason for being a virgin
outside of being a balding manlet i don't have the drive to go talk to girls since every time i have it has ended in me being hurt. my promo in uni doesn't have any girls and i only work with people 35 and up at my job.
>what are you planning to do about your virginity
shitpost about it on the internet. i don't care really, i'm not looking for sex. i'm looking for love.
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>>26641382
No. Only the first time, friend.
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>>26637334
>your age
26
>how much of a virgin you are
100% pure khv
>reason for being a virgin
fat, small benis, lack of selfesteem, socially inept, sometimes even desiring to be rather alone than have gf
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
nothing
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>25
>Got a blowjob once
>I get plenty of opportunities but I fuck it up by being awkward. Women are heartless and don't want a weak guy.
>Not much I can do. I work out but can't make friends.
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>>26637334
21
kissless, handlholdless
"not confident", ugly, bitter, cynical, broken
embrace it
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>>26637334
>19
>wholly
>hit puberty late/standards too high
>nothing it doesn't really bother me
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I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE AND THEN SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ME FUCK
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>your age
18
>how much of a virgin you are
deep sea superbase locked away and melted the key
>reason for being a virgin
small dick and fatfag
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
losing some weight
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>your age
21
>how much of a virgin you are
Slept with 5 girls, kissed upwards of 50? Idk you lose count
>reason for being a virgin
Kek I'm a 5'7 manlet, average-to-bad looking depending on the day. It's funny because in my group of friends I get the least action by far but on here I'm pretty much Chad. What the fuck are you all doing? Girls are easy, seriously
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Planning on more dates, I miss something more consistent that the odd hookup I have now
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>>26645813
>slept with 5 girls
>talking about consistently hooking up
Those manlets sure like to seem big on the internet
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>your age
20
>how much of a virgin you are
hugless
>reason for being a virgin
I don't talk to people
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
nothing
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>>26645843
Sex with 5, I'm not counting handjobs/blowjobs and just when you go back to one of your places and just end up sleeping

Course I am, I don't get to brag in real life about it and have really shitty self esteem so I come on here
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>>26637334
>your age
27
>how much of a virgin you are
I kissed a few girls, but that was way back in middle school.
>reason for being a virgin
Scared of intimacy, small benis with phimosis, bad facial aesthetics, no girl has ever expressed an interest in me
Unattractive body (strong legs normally hidden in pants, almost no upper body muscles, skinny wrists). Yes, I am a cyclist.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing. I'm planning on becoming a wizard.
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Fembot here, if I could I'd sleep with all of you
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>>26646347
Even my 300 pound neckbeard ass?
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>>26646382
Of course, if it's OK I'm 5'2 450lbs
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>>26646409
I like short and big, but that's probably too fat for me. At least I am 6'1
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>>26639814
> black
Jesus Christ you're retarded.
You just have to be fit (which is 150% easier for blacks due to slave genes) and you'll get endless blonde pussy, it's outrageous. I've seen so many 8+/10 girls who exclusively coal burn with unemployed, uneducated guys and suffer through abuse and ostracizing just for a whiff of BBC.
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>age
21
>How much of a virgin are you
KHV
>Reason for being a virgin
Social Anxiety, Very insecure, Neet
>What are planning to do about your virginity
Possibly get a hooker so I can lose my virginity as early as possible but that's if I'll get the courage to do so
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>>26639814
>Not using your big black cock to your advantage
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>>26637334
>your age
18
>how much of a virgin you are
made out with two girls, but no sex
>reason for being a virgin
Im fucking pathetic
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
sweet FA, I can't force myself to be someone else, it's very difficult and I'm bad at it
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>>26637334
>your age
22
>how much of a virgin you are
Hugless, handholdless, friendless, kissless etc.
>reason for being a virgin
Social anxiety, ugly, manlet without skills
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Learn to deal with it. Accept I will die without anyone other than my mother having ever loved me.
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>>26646571
I am /fit/ though. Not a sculpting body, but definitely a decent one.
I'm just shit socially, and don't get out much.
>>26646670
more like average.
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>your age
20
>how much of a virgin you are
handholdless, hugless, kissless etc.
>reason for being a virgin
I have no friends, I haven't had friends since i was 13-14, I haven't "hanged out" with anyone since I was 13-14, I'm afraid of women and I don't know how to talk to them or how "dating" works, I'm clueless on the subject, I wouldn't know what to do.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
die never having experienced love
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>your age
22
>how much of a virgin you are
handholdness and kissless
>reason for being virgin
emotionaly fucked up, shy and i dont like investing my time just to get a gf.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
when it happens it happens i dont care no more.
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>your age
19
>how much of a virgin you are
Kissless, handholdless
>reason for being a virgin
Autistic, short, poor, quiet, skinnyfat, don't know how to talk to girls
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Probably nothing
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>>26646409
>5'2 450lbs
You're no longer a fembot at that weight, you're a fat sexless troll where gender is indistinguishable
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>25
>I have put my hand on a girls side (not hip, but waist fat area) This same woman would press herself against me and once put her hand on my back for safety
>I'm an intelligent ginger.
>I might buy a hooker later. If not, my virginity will go to my wife, a woman from another country who wants lots of kids. I will buy a woman from poverty or desperation, I will not marry an American woman.
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>>26647329
> I don't know how to talk to them or how "dating" works

Holy shit, this. Because I missed out on dating in high school/middle school, I'm absolutely clueless on how to form relationships or even introduce myself to girls. Where did it all go wrong?
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>your age
23
>how much of a virgin you are
been getting laid consistently since i was 17
>reason for being a virgin
whats the point of living if you don't have a dick
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
i creampied a bitch over my pool table on friday night that was pretty neat
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>your age
23
>how much of a virgin you are
I've kissed a boy but no girls.
>reason for being a virgin
shy
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Make a shrine to my waifu.
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>21
>I pecked a drunk emo girl on the lips when I was 13 (she called it a "granny kiss") and held a drunk girl's hand when I was 15, but I've never had a girlfriend
>Ugly, 5'9" manlet, poor, can't hold a normal conversation, trust issues, no friends, 4 years older than the majority of people at college, very high standards
>Probably never get laid
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>>26647820
Excellentt choice.
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>>26647927
>4 years older than the majority of people at college
>21
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>>26647893
why are you posting in this thread
no-one is impressed
i think you have confidence issues
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>>26637334
22

I've had a kiss and hug but no benis insertion

Gynophobia

Use meds to help Gynophobia and seek benis insertion
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>>26647942
>The entire world is America
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>>26647983
>implying your shitty country matters
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>>26647958
just wanted to ruin someone's day and it appears i av succed
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>>26648017
>Implying implications
Eat shit, Americuck. Enjoy your Jew-run country.
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>>26637334
>>your age
18
>>how much of a virgin you are
Kissless virgin
>>reason for being a virgin
Antisocial and dont know how to talk to them
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing, I accepted it already
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>your age
25
>how much of a virgin you are
KHV
>reason for being a virgin
I love my waifu
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Nothing, I love my waifu
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>>26648067
Your post oozes inferiority complex and envy.
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>your age
24
>how much of a virgin you are
kissed once, never held hands or hugged a girl
>reason for being a virgin
autism, never leave room or speak to anyone
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
kill myself.
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>>26648057
you have an inflated sense of self-worth if you think any comment you write is capable of ruining someone's day
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>>26637334
>your age
18
>how much of a virgin you are
KV
>reason for being a virgin
terrified of women, awkward, meme illnesses (adhd, avpd), body spaghetti (tourette)
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
just leave it the way it is
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>>26648082
It's okay, my friend. You can admit that your country is a shithole. My own position doesn't even factor in. No matter how you look at it, America is trash. I know you've been raised to view America as the greatest country on Earth and label any other viewpoint as the result of an inferiority complex, but this is 4chan. You're anonymous here. You can admit it. Search your feelings.
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>>26637808
Virginity is in the soul, not in the dick
You are a virgin until you can convince a woman to fuck you for free, or paying indirectly
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>>26648135
Back to your containment thread bitter britcuck.
Don't forget to thank muhamed for raping your sister.
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>your age
21
>how much of a virgin you are
handholdless
>>reason for being a virgin
I'm ugly, autistic and have shit genetics with wide hips and narrow chest-shoulders etc
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
nothing
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>your age
24
>how much of a virgin you are
KHV
>reason for being a virgin
Went to top all-boys school, then all boys class in a science stream in junior colleege, then army, then now studying CS.
Probably met and talked to less than 5 girls (excluding relatives and cousins) in the last 10 years.
>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Make loads of money and whatever comes comes.
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>>26648172
>When faced with the truth, the Jewcuck reacts irrationally
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>>26637334
23
khv
idk
idk
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>>26648129
tourette is harsh, I'm sorry
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>24
>kissed and held hands, no pen0r
>all women are sluts
>continue tossing money in tithe bowls and wishing wells until I find an attractive virgin female with compatible personality

I'm about ready to give up. I mean an eternity is a long time to be wrong just because I want to do the same thing I do with a tissue except it's a girl, I wish pastors would address the virgin shortage. At least mudslimes get 72 when they die a virgin. As far as I know in Christianity I won't even recognize my family members after death, I'll just love everyone equally and be singing all the time. Not only do muslims get 72, the revirginize every night so by the time they get back to 1st gf she's a virgin again, for eternity, essentially meaning you get to pop infinite cherries. Now that is what I call paradise.

>tfw no qt 4`10 18 year old singer and ballet dancer educated in the classics and christian and the same denomination as me who is pathologically submissive and top tier qt ginger and BMI of 17
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>>26637334
>>your age
21
>>how much of a virgin you are
Kissless
>>reason for being a virgin
Standards too high to sleep with girls who were interested in me irl, now in a commitment long distance relationship with a girl I've never met irl
>>what you are planning to do about your virginity
Fly 5000 miles in the summer and hope her Christian upbringing doesn't cuck me too hard
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