all memes aside, how do I actually get a gf?
you don't? just kill yourself or suck dick
Meet a girl you like and start talking to her. Then ask her in a way that isn't totally autistic. Don't be discouraged if it doesn't work the first time, just try again with a different chick.
Alternatively, you could try not being a faggot.
Step 1: make friends.
Step 2: use friends to meet women
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: profit
You must be one with your inner bf, you must become- the bfor you could listen to these dumbasses and lift
tbqh though start with hygiene and appearance (go for qt if you're not already sexy). If you're a robot work on your speech pattern and learn to talk fluidly, relaxed, and candidly (without being a sad, elitist, no fun cunt). The last part is the hardest and easiest, but learn how to let go everything and be yourself and just having fun~
Then just start talking to girls and if one is receptive, look her in the eyes and make a meaningful comment about her being pretty and gauge her reaction.
Not too hard?
You either network through friends if you have any or you be a Chad and are so hot girls approach and ask for dates
Either way you MUST be a normalfag
>>26636068
>>26636153
I can't talk to girls and I only have 3 friends
I have a girl in mind who is a childhood friend of mine
I'm pretty sure that if I asked her she'd agree because she's not the type of girl that chads find attractive (skelly, flat chest, poor dress sense)and I think she likes me
I haven't spoken to her irl in about half a year so how do I ask her out without sounding creepy or desperate?
>>26635931
ditch the idea of "gf" and replace it with fuckbuddy
it's that easy
>>26636426
do I look like some sort of normie to you?
>>26635931
>get friends
>hang out with friends/go places with friends
>if you don't run into a girl you like then just ask your friends if they know any single girls, most will know a few
There you go.
>>26636418
>I can't talk to girls
Yes you can. Just don't give a fuck about what you're saying as long as it's not mean.
Does she live close by, not ldr tier
>>26636418
>hey derpina, just curious, but what would you think of us going out? It just struck me a little odd that we've known each other for [X time] and we've never really gotten together.
If it doesn't work out,
>Oh, don't mind me. It's weird, right? Well, whatever, just a random thought. I'm just being a little wacky.
If it works out
>Hah, why didn't we think of this before? We should get together more often. Hey, can I tell you you're pretty? I've always wanted to say that alot but didn't want to come off as a creep or anything.
who are you
why are you using sakurako
I was the brat poster here even though I've been gone for a while
>>26635931
Stab one
Bleed her to death
Bring it home
>>26636635
she lives very close, her house is in walking distancesometimes I go there at night
also I should add:
I have no dress sense
I rarely leave the house but when I do I wear cum stained black cargos and a black hoodie
what should I wear that doesn't scream autism?
>>26636924
nice pic! saved!
Roffies or a cloth filled with chloroform and a place to keep your "gf" safe.
>>26637708
please stop hurting me
use fucking chitose or someone else
>>26637708
ask her if she has a bf first
>no I don't anon
ehh, why
>I just haven't found someone who's my type...
what's your type?
then go from there
>>26637830
chitose?! are you kidding me?
Just do all the things that women like even if you hate them. If you respect yourself too much for that just fuck a fat chick.
>>26637859
you're lucky I accidentally deleted all of mine on my pc when I reinstalled windows and that I forgot my laptop password so I only have oomuro-ke caps, but yeah
use chitose :^)
>>26637928
I hate chitose!
she is mean and not a nice girl
>>26638018
>chitose
>mean
??????????????????
whatever, you can use sakurako on /r9k/. Make sure you abuse anyone else you see using her though.
>>26638078
wakarimasu!
>>26635931
>be chad
>don't be not chad
/thread
>>26638332
please no memeing in my thread
