Look at you freaks. All you do is sit on the computer and get mad when I spam your shitty imageboard.
If I ever met one of you in real life I would beat the fuck out of you just to teach you a lesson about how you are wasting your already pathetic life.
I get so much pussy.
I'm having a threesome in the shower right now on my waterproof laptop which I made myself.
Me and my boys at school caught some kid with a 4chan lunchbox, we beat the fuck out of him with our huge muscles.
I then smashed the lunchbox and pissed on the ashes. I was doing him a favor, he was wasting his life, he will thank me one day.
You are all such ugly nerds. I once fucked a girl so hard she died. None of you losers will never accomplish anything like this because you are at home everyday playing video games and fapping. Oh and in case you faggots didn't know, my dad is a FBI commander and my mum is a CIA commander.
They let me get away with anything so don't bother trying to report me. My dad even said that if I behave well he will shut down 4chan for me on my next birthday.
>>26634866
>I'm so hard i could beat you all up
>Not spending your time going outside and getting a life
Jesus fuck this is hard copypasta
>>26634866
1v1 me faggot, I'll rekt you
YOU
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U(YOU)
>>26634924
You think you can just come here, tell us your name and post whatever the fuck you want?
Try again.......... kid...........
You better be careful not to piss us off or we're going to ruin your whole fucking miserable life!
It happened before.............. Jessie Slaughter, Brendan Fraser.......
The list goes on.......... kid.............
So here's what's gonna happen.......
I'm going to do some things to your thread, like saging it (don't know what that means? heh...... I feel sorry for you already) and then you're gonna take your little memes and fuck back off to a safe corner of the internet, where it's bright and the birds are singing.........
Cause this website............ this website is............. not for everyone........... heh
YOU
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>>26634866
Is this full flavor copy pasta?
Orangutan comments
>>26635065
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it. Kek
>>26634866
>Me and my boys at school caught some kid with a 4chan lunchbox
nice dubs btw
>>26634866
He's actuallyright...
Then come.... I shall end you with one strike
>>26635372
>tells people not to make jokes a certain way
>not reddit
keks to you, loser
>>26634866
>I get so much pussy.
I keked so hard after reading this that my mom walked in and told me to shut the fuck up.
>>26634866
Shut the fuck up wagie cuckold and hurry up with my burrito!
