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I'm gonna do it I'm gonna go to a cougar bar and attempt
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I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna go to a cougar bar and attempt to bang a milf.

I might fail, but it will be worth the effort!

What are some tips you guys think would guarantee me success?
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>>26634447
>What are some tips you guys think would guarantee me success?

Be attractive
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Actually knowing where a cougar bar is

Being over 21
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Good for you, OP. I wonder, do cougars like innocent looking boyish guys or are they after Chads too?
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>>26634496
I'm not sure. But, I have to demonstrate a level of swagger to show confidence.
I usually chicken out, but I gotta do it someday.
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>>26634480
>Be attractive
This.
Also don't be unattractive.
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>>26634447

whats a cougar bar?
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>>26635291
A bar where you find older women.
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>do this
>first time at a "cougar bar" in DC on a friday night
>no cougars
>everyone was off the dance floor at like 12:30

Cougars are just a meme man, there are none that go out and actively seek young men to prey on based on my experience and what I have heard from others. You kinda just have to run into each other I guess
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>>26635386

I work next to one, it's mainly a fantasy guys have. Its not realistic at all lol.
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>>26635415
>Its not realistic at all lol
Well that's a shame
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I banged a cougar once. Her husband left her for a teacher at their daughter's school.

I banged her before they legally filed before divorced.

Legally, I cucked someone.
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>>26635509
>woman gets cheated on
>can find a man instantaneously before the divorce is made final

>man gets cheated on
>is fucked for life and will struggle to even get a woman to look in his direction

Totally fair
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>>26635581

>projecting this hard
>I didn't read the post I quoted!

What a fucking moron.
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>>26635386
Try Saturday night.
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Op here.
The cougar bar is closed down :(

Where else can I find a milf?
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