I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna go to a cougar bar and attempt to bang a milf.
I might fail, but it will be worth the effort!
What are some tips you guys think would guarantee me success?
>>26634447
>What are some tips you guys think would guarantee me success?
Be attractive
Actually knowing where a cougar bar is
Being over 21
Good for you, OP. I wonder, do cougars like innocent looking boyish guys or are they after Chads too?
>>26634496
I'm not sure. But, I have to demonstrate a level of swagger to show confidence.
I usually chicken out, but I gotta do it someday.
>>26634480
>Be attractive
This.
Also don't be unattractive.
>>26634447
whats a cougar bar?
>>26635291
A bar where you find older women.
>do this
>first time at a "cougar bar" in DC on a friday night
>no cougars
>everyone was off the dance floor at like 12:30
Cougars are just a meme man, there are none that go out and actively seek young men to prey on based on my experience and what I have heard from others. You kinda just have to run into each other I guess
>>26635386
I work next to one, it's mainly a fantasy guys have. Its not realistic at all lol.
>>26635415
>Its not realistic at all lol
Well that's a shame
I banged a cougar once. Her husband left her for a teacher at their daughter's school.
I banged her before they legally filed before divorced.
Legally, I cucked someone.
>>26635509
>woman gets cheated on
>can find a man instantaneously before the divorce is made final
>man gets cheated on
>is fucked for life and will struggle to even get a woman to look in his direction
Totally fair
>>26635581
>projecting this hard
>I didn't read the post I quoted!
What a fucking moron.
>>26635386
Try Saturday night.
Op here.
The cougar bar is closed down :(
Where else can I find a milf?